NO MASTERS - 09/30/2021

[NVR Staff]

SEPTEMBER 30th, 2021
THE SHOWBOAT
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ

IN RING...

The crowd is electric in New Jersey as they chant for NVR Wrestling. The wait feels like it's been a month longer than it should be, and now it's time to ENJOY SOME NVR WRESTLING!!! The energy increases tenfold as "Seventeen girls in a row" by Steel Panther begins to play and the NVR Wrestling World Champion, Lash Donohue, comes out to a huge pop! Lash Donohue strides down the ramp confidently, his arms stretched out, slapping the hands which reach out to him. As he gets to the ringside area, the fans get a lot more enthusiastic as Lash leaps up onto the barricade and shows off his NVR World Championship. He leaps off and slides into the ring, asking for a microphone and raising his title even more.

LASH DONOHUE: HELLO NEW JERSEY!!!

The fans chant for Lash as he looks around and smiles at all of them.

LASH DONOHUE: I know I'm a Calabasas Boy, but I can tell you all are my fucking people!!! This energy, this company, I love all of it, and that's why I am so proud to be your NVR World Champion.

He looks at his title belt.

LASH DONOHUE: Do I love that I'm only in the Headline? Absolutely not, but I also recognize that my match isn't for my title, and I get that. I hope Anthony and Dani absolutely kill in the Main Event tonight.

The crowd goes 50/50 as they begin to cheer for Cross and Dani.

LASH DONOHUE: I hope they kill it because it's going to be tough to follow my tag match as I team up with my-

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, interrupting Lash. The fans erupt in excitement, but she doesn't pay attention to any of it as she heads straight for the ring. She motions for a mic of her own and gets right into Lash's face.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: YOUR TAG MATCH? I think you mean OUR tag match.

Lash looks at Julianna with a shrug.

LASH DONOHUE: I mean yea, but I'M the NVR World Champion...

JULIANNA DIMARIA: For now! If you think this tag match is anything more than a formality and a chance to extend your title just a little bit longer than you're dumber than you look.

LASH DONOHUE: I've definitely gotten that before, and the jury is still out on whether or not it's true, but what I know isn't true is this idea that I'm not walking out of Halloween Horror Fights still NVR World Champion.

Julianna scoffs.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: Maybe you forgot how you won that title? Maybe you forgot your first title defense? Maybe you forgot who saved your sorry ass when you were getting your ass beat by Stronghold? Maybe you-

LASH DONOHUE: MAYBE YOU FORGOT THAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK JULIANNA!!!

Lash raises his title high in the air and goes nose to nose with his future challenger.

LASH DONOHUE: So long as I hold this, I don't have to put up with anyone's shit, because it means that I am pound for pound the BEST wrestler in this company, and you're just second best...

Julianna is about to say something when suddenly The beginning of "Icon" By Jaden Smith plays. The high pitch singing plays for a moment as nothing around the area changes. Suddenly the music pauses and the lights go out.

IT'S STRONGHOLD...

IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lights come back on as the lyrics begin and Stronghold burst through the curtain. Freddie Florentino and Donnie Prower stand at the entrance. Luckily they already have their microphones and don't have to ask anyone for one.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. Let's get one thing straight here.

DONNIE PROWER: Neither of you two goons, title or not, are the REAL World Champion and neither of you are the pound-for-pound best at anything other than being embarrassments.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: We all know who is all of that though, and he's busy carrying this whole company on his back without even working here.

They pound their fists on their heart and point up to the sky because Tapp is out there somewhere doing God's work for the wrestling community... according to Tapp that is. Freddie and Donnie look at each other.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: And look at yall dusty asses anyways. You're too worried about whether or not one of you is walking away with the replica belt. There's no way you'll be able to beat THE BEST tag team to ever step into this compa-

LASH DONOHUE: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???

Freddie and Donnie look taken aback from Lash cutting them off. Julianna tries to stifle a laugh, as Lash just looks at Stronghold like they're dumber than he is.

LASH DONOHUE: Now I can't speak for Ms. Tweets Too Much About My Ex, but I DEFINITELY dislike you guys are your crybaby mentor than I dislike Julianna. At least Julianna doesn't quit NVR every 4 months like Bitch Addams out there, wherever he is.

Julianna nods in agreement.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: I have to agree. I am way too professional to let my issues with Paper Champ Lash distract me from kicking your asses. Especially since you're the closest either of us is going to get to shutting Tapp up for a long time.

Freddie and Donnie shake their heads

DONNIE PROWER: Neither of you could lace up Tapp's boots, let alone ours. And tonight, we're going to expose both of you for the fakes that you are.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: PR-EA-CH my brother from another mother! The Stronghold is here to put this place on Lock. We are gonna expose you two goofies, this company's goofy tag division, that sorry main event that has to follow our GREATNESS, and everyone else in this cringy company!

Freddie and Donnie do a handshake as Julianna and Lash just look at each other.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: Why don't you put your money where your mouths are? Screw the headline... LET'S DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

LASH DONOHUE: NOW WORKS FOR ME!!!

Lash and Julianna drop their mics and slide out of the ring, heading towards Stronghold. Freddie and Donnie put their hands up.

DONNIE PROWER: ABSOLUTELY NOT! We are not dressed for wrestling. We have not properly stretched for wrestling. As REAL wrestlers, we have a whole routine we must go through before we are properly ready for wrestling.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: But don't you worry your fugly little heads. When we are at the top of our game... later tonight... you're going to go and smack your trainer's in the face for letting you enter this industry in the first place.

DONNIE PROWER: That is if they don't hit themselves first! See you fakes later tonight.

With that Donnie and Freddie drop their mics and leave the entrance area. Julianna and Lash look at each other with a mix of emotions. The crowd can't decide how they feel either as they split in cheers for Julianna, Lash, Stronghold, Tapp, and just NVR as a whole! The scene fades to black as we clear the ring and get ready for our first match!

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
SIOBHAN MAHONEY
vs
LENA GALANTE
vs
KIRA BROOKS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR OPENING MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!

N-V-R!!!
N-V-R!!!
N-V-R!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS

The opening line of Vicious by Halestorm plays as the lights all turn red. The first verse continues as a spotlight shines on the stage. The chorus hits and so does Siobhan Mahoney as she steps into her spotlight. She poses at the top of the stage, bending a knee and throwing an arm up so that people can ogle even more of her. She walks down to the ring with the spotlight following her and hears only cheers for herself despite there not being any. The Hot Mess walks up the steps and across the apron posing on the ropes while demanding the referee to open them for her. The referee reluctantly obliges and Siobhan skips to the center of the ring, before pointing to herself and letting everyone know she deserves greatness. The spotlight and her music stop, but Siobhan is still all about herself as she waits for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next...

WHO TRYNA

WHO TRYNA

GO!

Spicy by Ty Dolla $ign begins to play as Lena Galante steps out. She walks up to a giant spotlight in the center of the stage and swings her hips before posing. Lena Spice walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans along the way. Lena gets to ringside and slides across the apron, before springing up and spinning herself through the ropes. She struts to the center of the ring and poses as she waits for her music to stop.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

As En Route To Mayhem by Apocalyptica plays, the music rolling out over the room, from the back emerges Kira Brooks, determination in her steps as she moves down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses at the ring steps to look out over the fans in attendance and she throws her hands up into a signal for them, a big smile on her pretty face. She pauses to wipe her boots on the apron before ducking between the ropes, lingering a bit before moving on into the ring, her expression focused and eager as she waits for the match to begin.

The three women start the match circling the ring. Siobhan tries to bail out, but Lena and Kira grab her by her gear and pull her back in. Mahoney spins around and decks Galante. Kira grabs Siobhan and drives her into the ropes. Mahoney rebounds right as Galante is getting back to her feet, and hits a massive hurricanrana… THAT CAUSES LENA TO SPEAR KIRA!!! Siobhan goes for a pin attempt on Lena, but she kicks out at 2.99! Siobhan tries again by pinning Kira, but still just a 2 count! Siobhan pulls Lena up, BUT LENA COUNTERS WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! Galante gets to her feet, SUPERKICK BY KIRA!!! Kira turns around to a SHILLELA- KIRA DUCKS IT!!! Kira lights Mahoney up with chops. Siobhan rakes Brooks' eyes, just as Galante gets to her feet and goes for a Thesz Press, but Mahoney side steps and Galante snaps off the top rope and lands hard on the mat. Siobhan starts hitting heavy strikes and sets Kira on the ropes, and DUMPS HER OVER THE TOP!!! She turns around… INTO A SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY GALANTE!!! Siobhan crumbles in the corner as Lena runs up and hits ROUTE 20!!! The Bronco Buster lands perfectly as Lena pulls Siobhan in for a pin… 1… 2… SIOBHAN KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Lena Galante nearly ending the match early here!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: YES!!! SIOBHAN SURVIVES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That’s right, she’s like your-

K.T. ANDERSON: SHE IS JUST A PHENOMENAL TALENT AND I LOVE HER!!!

Kira is back in the ring and she is lighting both Lena and Siobhan. Big knee lifts and forearms from Nevada Brooks, as the distance between Lena and Siobhan, gets greater. She basically has them on either side of the ring at this point as she lands her last strike on Lena and runs to Siobha- THE CELTIC KICKING MACHINE WITH A SCORPION KICK!!! Kira stumbles as Siobhan kicks the back of her knee and makes her buckle. Siobhan hits the ropes and delivers a somersault cutter! Mahoney covers for the 1… 2… LENA WITH A MIDDLE ROPE SENTON!!! Siobhan and Lena get to their feet and start to trade strikes, but Lena is able to counter a punch with not one, but TWO arm drags. Siobhan is disoriented as Lena hits a high-speed shotgun dropkick into the corner. Siobhan tries to fight back, but Lena starts smashing Mahoney’s head into the turnbuckle. Lena signals she’s going to run around the ring, for a HIP ATTA- NO!!! KIRA CAUGHT HER WITH A HAIR PULL SNAPMARE MID-STRIDE!!! Kira lifts Galante up onto her shoulder and quickly hits SNAKE EYES!!! Kira tries to capitalize with one more move in this sequence before going for the pin, BUT SIOBHAN IS RIGHT UP ON HER!!! MORRIGAN’S CURSE!!! She covers Kira for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: It absolutely was not a slow count!

K.T. ANDERSON: BOO!!! HISS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: You’re ridiculous!

Lena gets to her feet and just starts super-kicking everyone. She targets Siobhan as she tackles her just starts blasting her with punches. Kira Brooks is Siobhan’s only saving grace as she grabs Lena from the back with a big release German Su- Lena lands on her feet! Lena runs up and hits a big bicycle kick to the back of Kira’s head. Siobhan grabs Lena by the hair and starts to give a receipt for those mounted strikes earlier, but Galante with a BIG Back Suplex. She tries to pin Siobhan, but Mahoney rolls to the apron. Kira still hasn’t moved as Lena gingerly walks to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs to the top. However, by the time she gets up there, Kira is back to her feet. She jogs over to the corner and jumps to the middle rope. Lena and Kira trade shots, but Kira is able to get the edge as she hooks Galante’s head. She steps up to the top rope and hits a SUPERPLEX!!! Kira covers weakly for 1… 2… SIOBHAN BREAKS IT UP!!! Siobhan stalks Kira as she gets up to her feet. Kira tries shaking off the cobwebs from that massive Superplex. Brooks turns around to face Maho- SHILLELAGH!!! Brooks is out cold as Mahoney goes for the pi- LENA GALANTE THROWS SIOBHAN THROUGH THE ROPES!!! Lena scrambles trying to pull Kira up as she hooks her head for the ORANGE LI- KIRA TOSSES LENA!!! Lena lands on her feet in the center of the ring as she turns around fo- SHATTER!!! Kira lays down for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... KIRA BROOKS!!!

Kira stands tall as she gets her hands raised. Siobhan gets to her feet at ringside… AND PULLS LENA OUT OF THE RING!!! Lena has just gotten pinned, but she has enough energy to try and defend herself as Mahoney assaults her. Lena is able to shove Siobhan… AND BOTH WOMEN HIT SUPERKICKS!!! They both collapse into the arms of trainers and ring officials who drag them away. Siobhan and Lena still try to fight each other as they are separated and taken to the back.

Back in the ring, Kira looks on with a bit of amusement as she is handed a microphone.

KIRA BROOKS: It feels like it’s been so long since I’ve gotten a win. I started this year with such a high, and now I’m far from it…

The crowd disagrees, as they all love Kira. Brooks looks around the Showboat with a bit of a reassuring smile.

KIRA BROOKS: I know you all don’t care that I’ve been on a down streak lately. You’ve all been so kind to me, and still, show me, love, even when I lose, but this win… this win really proved to me that I’m not done. I can still end 2021 on the same high I started it on.

Kira smiles as the crowd gets excited.

KIRA BROOKS: Now, I know you all are aware that Halloween Horror Fights is next month… and there’s a special match that happens that night…

The crowd begins to chant yes because they know what Kira is about to announce.

KIRA BROOKS: So I would like to announce my intention to enter the TRICK OR TREAT MATCH!!!

Big pop here, as Kira continues on.

KIRA BROOKS: Next month I’m going to climb up one of the four poles, grab a briefcase (hopefully not the Trick Case), and I’m going to make sure that by this time next year… I WILL BE A CHAMPION IN NVR!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BIG WIN, ANNOUNCEMENT, AND PLANS FOR KIRA BROOKS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WAIT!!! SIOBHAN!!! COMEBACK!!! I LOVE YOU!!! Damn… What did Kira say? I was distracted!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

TWIN SERIES
SINGLES MATCH
BREE SMITH
vs
REBEL MANSON

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS PART OF THE TWIN SERIES!!!

LET’S GO BREE!!!
FUCK YOU REBEL!!!
LET’S GO BREE!!!
FUCK YOU REBEL!!!
LET’S GO BREE!!!
FUCK YOU REBEL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Don’t Stop by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play in the arena and we see Bree’s name flash on the screen. She darts out of the back in a pair of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for her. Bree gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Bree's NVR House” shirt before she walks down to the ring with her arms behind her back, skipping once she’s halfway down the ramp and ends with a perfect slide into the ring. Once she’s on her feet Bree gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

"Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie plays through the sound system as Rebel came out of the curtain he walked down the ramp flipping everyone off. He walked up the stairs as he walked to the corner he stands there.

The Former R!ZE Champion and Famed Tag Team Wrestler circle the ring. Oddly the same weight and height, they seem pretty even matches, except when Bree goes for a tie-up and Rebel just rakes the eyes. He grabs her by the hair and drives her into the nearest corner. He begins to smash her head into the corner. He runs to the opposite corner, and comes right back towards Bree with a CLOTHESLI- BREE DUCKS IT! The momentum makes Rebel spin around and Bree picks him up for a BREE THUNDER BOMB!!! She goes for a side-mounted headlock and begins to noogie Manson. He bites her ribcage and breaks free of her grasp. She goes for a big punch, but he grabs her fingers and SNAPS THEM!!! Bree grabs her hand and bends over as Rebel hits a famouser!!! He covers her, but only gets a 2 count. Rebel quickly goes into a mount and begins banging Bree’s head into the mat. Bree presses him off of her, but Rebel pops up to his feet and superkicks her right in the back of the head. She sits there on the mat as Rebel hits the ropes and delivers a sickening shining wizard to the back of Bree’s head. Rebel quickly tries to cover Bree for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: KILL THE SMITH GIRL, REBY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: He’s certainly trying as he smashes her head into everything he can.

K.T. ANDERSON: Can’t wait for him to find a way to bring weapons into this match.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I don’t know why you’d want that. He’d just get disqualified...

Bree tries to mount a comeback, but Rebel just keeps cutting her momentum off by playing dirty. Bree gets a small series of strikes as Manson gets to the ropes. Desperately, Bree Smith hits the ropes and tries for a leaping clothesline, but Rebel Manson pulls the top rope down and Bree basically dives headfirst into the floor at ringside. Bree stumbles to her feet, but is instantly met with a SUICIDE DIVE!!! Rebel grabs Bree by the hair and slams her head into the ring post, barricade, apron, a fan’s cup, and everything else he can get her close to. He leaves Bree barely standing on her feet as he sets a chair up in front of her and takes a step back. He charges, leaping off the chair, for a HURRICANRA- MASSIVE APRON POWERBOMB BY BREE!!! Bree desperately throws Manson into the ring and follows him into the ring right before the 10 count! Bree begins drilling Manson with some knee strikes before she throws him into the ropes for a psych-out springboard European Uppercut! Manson grabs his jaw as Bree gets behind him and drills him with not one, not two, but three German Suplex for the POWER OF BREE!!! She covers Manson for the 1… 2… 3-NO!!! REBEL KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NEARFALL FOR SMITH!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON REBEL GET UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Let’s see who can get up and capitalize here tonight!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON!!! I WANT 0-1 FOR BOTH SMITH GIRLS!!!

Bree hooks in single underhooks and starts drilling punches into the midsection of Manson. He shoves his thumb into her eye as he breaks from her hold. Bree stumbles up trying to catch him, BUT MANSON DROPKICKS HER!!! Smith stumbles to the corner, but Manson is right up there with her. He leaps onto the middle rope, hooks her head, and springboards off the turnbuckles for a TORNADO DDT!!! He stacks her up and puts his feet on the ropes for the 1… 2… BREE KICKS OUT!!! Manson sprouts on Bree’s face and grinds it into her head with his boot. He goes to the top rope, waiting for Bree to get to her feet. Rebel leaps off for a BIG CROSS BO- BREE WITH A GUT BUSTER!!! She leaps up and catches Manson with both knees. Manson doubles over in a big ball as Bree gets to her feet. Bree tries to lift Rebel up to his feet, but he catches her with a jawbreaker. Bree stumbles as Manson goes for a tilt-a-whirl head scisso- BREE CATCHES HIM IN A BIG BACKBREAKER!!! She hits 4 more mini backbreakers as she tries to get her reps in, before throwing him into the rope and popping him up into THE BREE-SHOW!!! Bree covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... BREE SMITH!!!

Bree pushes up to her feet and raises a finger, signaling that she has the first win in potentially 5! Manson rolls out and flips off Bree, as Smith continues to celebrate in the ring. Bree flexes when suddenly The Game by Alyssa Reid plays. Mimi walks all the way down to the ring and slides perfectly into the ring. Mimi gets right in her sister's face and tells her to watch this!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MIMI IS WASTING NO TIME!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Rebel didn’t kill Bree, but I KNOW Raptor is gonna fuck Mimi up!!!

[NVR Staff]

TWIN SERIES
SINGLES MATCH
MIMI SMITH
vs
RAPTOЯ

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS PART OF THE TWIN SERIES!!!

RAPTOЯ’S GONNA KILL YOU!!!
GO!!! MIMI!!! GO!!!
RAPTOЯ’S GONNA KILL YOU!!!
GO!!! MIMI!!! GO!!!
RAPTOЯ’S GONNA KILL YOU!!!
GO!!! MIMI!!! GO!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Already in the ring...

The Game by Alyssa Reid begins to play in the arena and we see Mimi’s name flash on the screen. Mimi gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Mimi's NVR House” shirt before she gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And her opponent...

"Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin plays, as the lights change different colors of green, gold, and brown. The music changes go into the first verse and out comes the 100 million-year-old rookie, RaptoЯ steps out from behind the curtain. He takes his first small step for Dino's and his one giant leap for Dino-kind! With that, he stomps out to the ring and raises his hands in self-hype as the fans cheer for him as well. One big step over the top rope, and he's in the center of the ring screaming "We're Back" before posing in the ring and letting his music die.

Mimi instantly starts in the defensive, as RaptoЯ starts isolating her in a corner and lands stupidly stiff shots. She’s able to get to the top rope quickly and leaps over RaptoЯ for a massive SUNSET FLI- RAPTOЯ STAYS STANDING. He grabs her by the hair and pulls her back up to her feet. He keeps one handful of hair, as he quickly hits her with a lariat that makes her flip! Mimi tries to fight back, but RaptoЯ squashes all momentum quickly with a big chokeslam. RaptoЯ goes to step on her for the pin, but instantly Mimi transitions into a kneebar. RaptoЯ starts to crawl to the ropes but is able to get to his feet. His standing positions Mimi into a dangerous stack mount. He tries to pin Mimi, but Mimi kicks out. She gets to her feet, but he uses his long limbs to keep her stuck in a corner, but Mimi is still able to fight out of the trap. Mimi with a big enziguri that staggers RaptoЯ down the ring ropes. She grabs RaptoЯ’s arm and goes for Old Schoo- RAPTOЯ PULLS HER DOWN FOR A MASSIVE DOOMSDAY SAITO SUPLEX!!! Mimi collapses in the center of the ring as RaptoЯ goes for the cover 1… 2… MIMI KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MIMI GETS THE ARM UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I’m surprised there’s no “You fucked up chant right now”!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Why is that?

K.T. ANDERSON: BECAUSE SHE FUCKED UP KICKING OUT!!! NOW RAPTOЯ IS GOING TO BEAT HER ASS EVEN MORE!!!

RaptoЯ continues to dominate Mimi as he traps her in the corner. Every time Mimi tries to escape, he just runs up and corners her again with a shoulder tackle. Mimi starts to get desperate and stomps on the toes of RaptoЯ. The near dirty tactic takes RaptoЯ off guard and Mimi, and she slips through the ropes. Mimi goes to springboard off the top rope for a- RAPTOЯ WITH A BIG SPIN KI- MIMI FAKED HIM OUT!!! RaptoЯ spins around from his kick’s momentum, and Mimi springboards for real this time with a DIVING CHA-CHIN!!! RaptoЯ isn’t knocked on his feet, but Mimi is quick to whip him into the corner. She gets on the bottom rope and begins elbowing RaptoЯ in the face, looking for a HIGH SCORE!!! Mimi lets RaptoЯ stumble out to the center of the ring and as she runs up for a SHINY TEETH NO MO- RAPTOЯ COUNTERS AND GRABS HER LEG!!! He hooks her leg over his neck for a big STRETCH MUFFLER!!! RaptoЯ begins to spin with Mimi’s leg trapped, hoping she’ll just tap, BUT MIMI GRABS THE ROPES!!! With dear life, she holds onto the ring ropes, as the referee starts a rope break count. He reluctantly releases Mimi and guides her to the corner as he charges for a big DOUBLE KN- MIMI DIVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Mimi delivers a Pick N Mix combo, and as RaptoЯ goes down to a knee, she delivers a MIMISIS OF RAPTOЯ’S WRIST TRAP KNEE!!! She covers RaptoЯ for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! RAPTOЯ KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOLY SHIT, SHE ALMOST PUT HIM AWAY WITH HIS OWN MOVE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Mimi nearly gets the pinfall victory there, but I wonder if that was a good idea or not.

K.T. ANDERSON: Oh, I’m right there with ya. It’s cool if you beat them with their move, but here you’re just asking for RaptoЯ to go into berzerker mode from the disrespect!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That’s what I’m afraid of!

Mimi gets a little too cocky, as she tries of Mimisis of RaptoЯ’s Extinction, but the near 300lbs dinosaur man proves to be too heavy and she desperately just hits a Samoan drop to save herself. She does another cover, but it’s still just a 2 count. Mimi tries to mount RaptoЯ for Hellbows, but he just grabs her by the throat. RaptoЯ slowly gets to his feet as Mimi tries to get out of the choke. RaptoЯ’s grip is just too tight though, and he picks her up for a HUGE CHOKESLAM BACKBREAKER!!! RaptoЯ pops back up and goes for a STANDING MOONSAULT!!! He goes for the cover… 1… 2… MIMI KICKS OUT!!! RaptoЯ slaps the ring as he pulls Mimi up for the LAND BEFORE TI- MIMI COUNTERS WITH A SIT-OUT WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!!! Mimi pops up to her feet and goes to the corner. She begins to clap, getting the fans behind her for the MA PACHEC- RAPTOЯ EVADES…. BUT MIMI LEAPS UP AND LOCKS IN ROCK-A-BYE BADDIE!!! RaptoЯ scrambles trying to get her off of him, as he stumbles towards the ropes. Mimi pulls back and the momentum makes RaptoЯ’s legs buckle. He goes to a knee, and it’s clear RaptoЯ is fading fast. Desperately, he grabs her arms and hits a SNAPMARE!!! Mimi goes flying, but she charges for MA PAYCHE- RAPTOЯ POPS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDER!!! EXTINCTION!!! RaptoЯ pins her for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... RAPTOЯ!!!

A hushes silence as RaptoЯ rises over Mimi’s battered body. He wastes little time leaving the ring and trudging to the back, clearly not caring about the Twin Series or anything else in NVR that isn't him getting a win or a title. Bree rolls into the ring as Mimi starts to sit up. Most would think Bree would check on her sister, but instead, she gloats, saying that she has 1 win, while Mimi trails with none. Disheveled, Mimi ignored her sister and rolls out of the ring.

K.T. ANDERSON: I TOLD YOU ALL!!! RAPTOЯ IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND BREE WAS GOING TO WIN THE SERIES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Mimi finds herself on the wrong side of a loss here tonight and starts the Twin Series with a loss, but I know she can make a comeback!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
We catch Dax Levandrier backstage with his gear already on and he is not happy, for lack thereof better words. Pacing back and forth near the production crates, he seems to have more than just his match on his mind. He slaps himself into the mood and quickly turns to the camera.

DAX LEVANDRIER: The more I think about my recent performances, the more I want to lose my mind. Actually, scratch that. I don’t know if I wanted to throw up or destroy everything in the back but that’s what a sore loser would do. See, I lost fair and square. I lost to Dani and as much as she talks, she surely can back it up. The girl has heart, something a lot of people here don’t know much of; maybe I fit into that circle as well. Not now though.

Breathing heavily, he seems to be angry with not only himself but the world around him. His recent lackluster matches are starting to fuel the blazing fire that is the monster of a man. This hulking beast vibrates with anger as he exhales through his nostrils.

DAX LEVANDRIER: So mentally, I’m seen as a man on the road to redemption. Only, NVR seems to forget that I’m not just any ordinary man. I’m Dax Levandrier, the destroyer of men, women and worlds alike. There isn’t a single person in this locker room that can stand to me physically and that’s just the truth of the matter. This is where we get to my opponent tonight, Mr. Howitzer.

He smirks as his body relaxes when thinking about his opponent tonight, almost gleeful with thoughts of his match. Dax is ready to be in the fray. He’s ready to get back to where he was originally. A mountain of a man ready to drop a shit ton of asphalt on the rest of the roster.

DAX LEVANDRIER: Brody Howitzer. Look, I’m not going to beat around the bush, man. I actually like you. You remind me of my father, a man that I might have looked up to one day. A worker’s worker. Today, you’re up against me and it’s looking to be the hardest workday you’ve ever experienced in your life. Like my father, I’m going to make an example of you to get to where I am expected to be; where I need to be. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m looking to hurt you. You’re going to be made an example of. The exact reason why you should never wake up a sleeping giant ever again; he’ll just end up stepping on everyone else in his path.

Dax then crosses his giant arms and stares menacingly into the camera, his glare never breaking for one second. We fade into the next match with a lasting shot of his eyes popping open, a beast unleashed.

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
BRODY HOWITZER
vs
DAX LEVANDRIER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The tempo of "Journey to the Center of the Mind" would pick up gradually, as Brody makes his way to the top of the ramp and holding a kendo stick in the "This is my Boomstick!" pose, before pointing it at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring after some stagehand rolls out some red carpet for him to walk, as he enters the ring ready to make some art.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The song plays through 15 seconds before Dax Levandrier steps through the curtains. He stands upon the stage and cranks his own neck before bellowing out this almost primal yell.

“DEFY YOU, TO THE DEATH WE DESERVE”

He starts to hop back and forth on his feet until he starts stomping down the ramp. He doesn’t once look out to the crowd, his eyes laser-focused at the ring. Closing his eyes, he lets the screaming of his theme song fill his thoughts before opening his eyes and leaping onto the apron. He cleans his boots on the apron and steps through, walking toward the center of the ring. The hard cam zooms in on Dax as he madly stares through the lens, almost as if he’s peering through the souls of the audience watching at home.

The song runs through the chorus once more and Dax walks his way toward the nearest rope, climbing onto the second turnbuckle. He finally looks out to the crowd and steps his right foot on the top turnbuckle before he flexes his massive arms, yelling out once again like a madman. He then does a 180 and hops off, staring blankly yet again, zoned in for his bout.

Brody Howitzer quickly shoots for a leg as soon as that bell rings. Hd tries to wrestle Dax off his feet, but Levandrier just plants his feet. When he doesn’t get Dax off his feet, Brody instantly tries to at least lift his leg, but Dax throws a few stray hammerfists trying to stop him. As Howitzer tries t fight back to his feet, he goes for a front-standing waistlock. Dax bends over, grabs Brody from behind, and slams Brody with a gutwrench powerbomb. Early pin attempt, but Dax only get’s a 1.5! Brody scrambles for the ropes, but Dax Levandrier charges him and squishes him up against the ropes. Howitzer stumbles to the center of the ring and Dax follows for a SPEA- BRODY LEAPFROGS!!! They both hit the ropes as Brody comes through with a big KNEE TREMBLER!!! Dax is stiffed so hard that he stands up straight from the shot and Brody catches him with a NECKBREAKER!!! Down goes Dax and Brody goes for the cover… 1… 2… BIG KICKOUT BY LEVANDRIER!!! Brody kips up to his feet and goes for a STUMP PULLER PILEDR- DAX STAND STRAIGHT UP!!! He spins Brody around for a BANGARANG!!! Dax pops up to his feet and stumbles back to the corner. Howitzer gets up, AND DAX CUTS HIM DOWN WITH A STIFF LARIAT!!! He drops down for the cover 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dax Levandrier is so dominant it’s scary.

K.T. ANDERSON: Yea, I really want to like the guy, but so long as he dates Gemma, it’s a no from me.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: You are ridiculous. Gemma is a sweet girl and Dax is very entertai-

K.T. ANDERSON: IT’S GONNA BE A NO FROM ME, DAWG!!!

Dax hooks Brody up in a front headlock and begins to drill knees into the ribcage of the Howitzer. Brody has nowhere to go as Dax continues to break his core down with those knee strikes. Brody desperately tries to drive the big man to the ropes and is just barely able to get a foot on one of the ropes. Dax breaks the hold, but when Bordy goes to slap Levandrier, Dax grabs his arm and his a judo hip toss. Dax hits the ropes and goes for a big splash, but Brody isn’t there. Dax quickly pops back up into a three-point stance and goes to pounce Brody, BUT BRODY COUNTERS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!!! Dax is still on his knees as Howitzer launches himself onto the top rope. The agility looks more like a man in his 20’s than a man in his near 50’s, but here he is proving to us that age is but a number. Dax doesn’t even get to stand completely up before he is dropped with a HOWITZER HANGOVER LEG DROP!!! Brody lands the flipping legdrop right on the back of Dax’s head and he goes for the cover 1… 2…. 3NO!!! DAX PRESSES BRODY OFF IN DOMINANT FASHION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: GRUNKLE DEATHMATCH ISN’T HUMAN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: AMAZING LEG DROP!!! I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE HAD IT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Looks like someone forgot to tell Dax though!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That had to be his last ounce of energy pulling that kick out off!!!

Brody quickly stands up and begins to stomp on the face of Dax Levandrier. Dax is clearly dazed from these strikes as Brody hypes the crowd. He lets Levandrier get to his feet as he kicks Dax in the gut and hits WHISKEY TANGO FOX- DAX COUNTERS WITH A FULL NELSON!!! Dax lifts Brody up with a HUGE Full Nelson slam! He covers Brody for a 2.999 count and begins to give a receipt for those stomps by elbowing Howitzer in the forehead. Brody gets busted open as Dax quickly grabs him up for the LEVANDRI- BRODY FLIPS OVER DAX’S SHOULDER TO ESCAPE!!! Brody picks Dax up for HUGE Back Suplex! Brody feels momentum on his side and begins to flex. He hoots and hollers, just to turn around and see Dax Levandrier back to his feet! Dax grabs Brody by the back of the neck and throws him into the ropes. Dax sets up for his Ura Nage Backbreaker on the rebound, but BRODY WITH A SPRINGBOARD BLOCKBUSTER!!! Brody crawls to the corner and climbs to the top rope. He leaps off with a CHINKIL- DAX IS ON HIS FEET AND CATCHES BRODY OUT OF THE AIR!!! QUICK TRANSITION INTO THE LEVANDRIVER!!! Dax pins for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DAX LEVANDRIER!!!

Dax Levandrier stands up and throws his arms in the air. Brody rolls over in pain, but Dax pulls him up to his feet. Brody looks concerned and tries to put his fists up to defend himself, but Dax just laughs and pats Howitzer a little too hard on the back. Brody looks confused but glad he didn’t get jumped.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dax Levandrier puts himself back on a winning path here tonight at No Masters!

K.T. ANDERSON: Brody really thought he had Dax for a minute, and then he got dropped on his head!!! Better luck next time, I guess!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
NAOKI OJIMA
vs
KAI URIGAWA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!

GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
KILLER KAI!!!
GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
KILLER KAI!!!
GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
KILLER KAI!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Trumpets blast throughout the arena as TANK by the Seatbelts play. The arena fills with cheers as Naoki Ojima makes his way out. Sporting a Maximum Japan jacket, the rookie waves to the crowd as he quickly makes his way to the ring. Rolling inside Naoki stands in the middle of the ring and raises his right hand in the air as green and white streamers fill the ring. Stepping back Naoki takes his jacket off and tosses it outside.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And his opponent...

“Not Once, Not Ever, No Way”

"I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"

The music kicks through the PA as Kai steps through the curtain. He’s all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket and puts it in. The switch is flipped and Kai steps down the aisle quickly to the ring.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: "Coming down the aisle: From Jacksonville, FL; he weighs in 177 lbs, Kai URIGAAAAWAAAAA!!!"

Kai hops up onto the apron hard cam side, looks over his shoulder at his opponent, and enters the ring. Urigawa takes off his vest and falls into the corner, doing some last-minute stretching.

Instantly this match goes hard-hitting. Naoki and Kai circle the ring for a moment, but it isn't long before The Dragon of Jacksonville starts shooting kicks over at The Emerald Tiger. Naoki closes the distance, so Kai has to start using closer ranged strikes, and this is where Naoki is able to pull his grappling prowess into the match. He ties up with Urigawa and trips him up with a leg sweep. Naoki lets go of his opponent, lets Kai sit up, and then pelts him with a stiff kick to the chest. Ojima hits another kick and another kick, but finally, Kai catches one. Urigawa gets to his feet and Ojima tries for a big leaping enziguri, but Kai ducks. He keeps hold of that leg, trapping it in a figure for bend, and hits a leg-trap german suplex, slamming Naoki on the back of his neck. Kai rolls back to his feet and goes to deliver his sickening PENALTY KI- NAOKI BENDS BACKWARDS TO EVADE THE KICK!!! Urigawa turns around to strike, BUT EATS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX TOSS!!! Naoki tries for an early finish looking for TAN- KAI ROLLS OUT OF THE WA- MOONSAULT KNEE DROP BY NAOKI!!! He covers Kai for the 1… 2… KAI GETS THE ARM UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: FUCK!!! WHAT A MOONSAULT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NAOKI OJIMA IS SUCH AN AMAZING ATHLETE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I’m still more partial to Kai, but I’ll give credit where credit is due… REO OJIMA GAVE NAOKI ALL HIS BEST GENES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I don’t know why I even bother with you sometimes...

Naoki traps Kai in a headlock, wearing him down with constant head cranks. Kai starts to get to his feet and throws some elbows, but when Urigawa finally escapes, Naoki times a powerslam just right to catch Kai off guard! Naoki goes to the second rope and goes for a MOONSAU- NOBODY HIS HOME!!! Kai rolls towards the center of the ring, but Naoki still lands on his feet… STANDING MOONSAU- KAI ROLLS FORWARD!!! Naoki still lands on his feet STANDING SHOOTING STA- KAI ROLLS AGAIN!!! Kai finally gets a moment where Naoki doesn’t land on his feet. He gets to a knee and drills a few forearms to the back of the head of Naoki. Ojima gets to his feet and they start trading slap chops. Their chests start to blister from the force of the chops, as Ojima gets the advantage with a chop punch combo that wears Kai out. Naoki hits the ropes for something, but Kai is able to counter with a big back body drop INTO A KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Ojima stays sitting, but not for long because of a PENALTY KICK!!! Kai goes for the cover… 1… 2… NAOKI KICKS OUT AT 2.9!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: VICIOUS KNEE STRIKE BY URIGAWA!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MARVELOUS DARK IS MARVELOUS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A HARD HITTING BATTLE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THEIR BODIES LOOK LIKE THOSE STUPID SENSORY POPPER THINGS KIDS PLAY WITH THESE DAYS!!!

Kai smacks the mat with frustration as he gets to his feet. He peppers Naoki with some stiff kicks, but Ojima ducks the finale kick and sweeps Urigawa’s leg. Instantly Naoki goes for an STF!!! He has Kai trapped, but Kai is able to wiggle and arm in and counters with an ANACONDA VICE!!! Naoki kicks his legs out so he can make it to the ropes and break the hold. Kai goes behind Naoki for SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX… BUT NAOKI NO-SELLS AND ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!! Naoki hits a big shotgun dropkick into the corner and goes for a STINGER SPLASH INTO A TORNA- KAI SHOVES HIM OFF!!! AN ABSOLUTE WAR OF STRIKES BREAKS OUT AS BOTH MEN HIT EACH OTHER AS FAST AND HARD AS THEY CAN!!! Naoki with a big boot to the gut and he goes for a LOVE & HON- Kai Breaks out of the Tiger Suplex and arm drags him away. Ojima is quick to his feet, but Kai ducks a lariat and locks him for his own TIGER SUPLEX!!! He floats over and does a DRAGON SUPLEX!!! One last float over for a CHIMERA SUPLEX… INTO THE KIRIFUDA CLUTCH!!! KAI HAS NAOKI TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! NAOKI HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION… KAI URIGAWA!!!

Kai rolls out of the ring as the referee exits with him to raise his hand. Naoki starts to get to his feet when suddenly The Real Man by the Seatbelts plays throughout the arena. Reo Ojima steps out from the back, and the crowd loses it. Scanning the crowd, Reo pulls the lit cigar hanging out of his mouth and taps it a few times to knock the ash off before putting it in his mouth and making his way to the ring. Reo and Kai stare at each other on the rampway for a moment, as unresolved issues from their Oni days come flowing back, but Reo just blows smoke in Kai’s face and walks away.

Stepping inside the ring, Reo stands in the center and looks at Naoki, and starts to yell at him in Japanese. Reo then pulls his son to his feet and starts to shove his son out of the ring, clearly telling Naoki how he was going to “fix him up”.

K.T. ANDERSON: REO IS BACK!!! KAI GOT A DUB!!! TODAY IS GREAT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kai Urigawa with a big win, but it looks like Naoki has some… unwanted help in his corner from now on!

[NVR Staff]

YAMASHI PROMOTIONS
VIOLENCE DREAM 15
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13 & 14, 2021 | 5:00 P.M. JST
TOKYO DOME | KORAKU, BUNKYO, TOKYO

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
JD DRIFTWOOD
vs
CORAZON NEGRO

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The intro to “Nug So Vile” by Cannabis Corpse as the crowd gets to their feet. When the first verse hits, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, before standing at center stage and banging his head. When the chorus hits, he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

Nobody walks out for a few minutes, but suddenly the lights go out...

“CORAZON NEGRO”

"Cinco de Mayhem" by the Bleeding Fingers begins to play as black, purple, and gold strobe lights shine all over the arena as out comes the masked man, Corazon Negro! He is wearing the mask that has been seen all over NVR for the past couple of months. He walks slowly and eerily down to the ring, staring his opponent down. Corazon Negro slides to the ring and poses in the ring before he turns and faces his opponent.

We start with Corazon Negro charging at JD as soon as the bell rings, but Driftwood is able to brace himself and hit a shoulder tackle that wipes Corazon out. Corazon kips back up to his feet and tries to hit some quick kicks on JD. Driftwood shoves Corazon down to the mat, but Corazon just rolls back to his feet. Corazon jukes Driftwood springboards off the middle rope and hits a Disaster kick right to the back of the head of JD. Driftwood stumbles to the ropes as Corazon charges… JD DUMPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A POP-UP TOSS!!! JD hits the ropes looks for a TOPE SUICID- CORAZON WITH A BIG ELBOW!!! JD is down on a knee as Corazon Negro leapfrogs onto the top rope for a CROSS BO-JD WITH A WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!! Driftwood caught Corazon out of the air and slams him down! JD goes for a pin, but only gets a 2 count! He goes to grab a leg, looking for the TORMENT- CORAZON ESCAPES BEFORE IT’S LOCKED IN!!! He boots JD in the face numerous times, before getting up and hitting a superkick to a kneeling JD. Corazon hits 3 more superkicks before rolling Driftwood up with a LA MAGISTRAL!!! 1… 2… JD KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Corazon Negro with a masterful Magistral pin attempt!

K.T. ANDERSON: Corazon better put this man away quick. I have a feeling Big Bubba Murder is gonna continue to fuck him up every chance he gets.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I think I have to agree with you here.

K.T. ANDERSON: Do me a favor, and don’t do that. Okay?

Corazon begins using his mix of speed and dirty tactics to keep his momentum. He begins stomping on the fingers, wrists, ankles, and any other easily broken bones he can stomp on. JD fights to his feet, but as soon as he gets some momentum going, Corazon slips to the outside. JD, no stranger to the wild side of wrestling, slides out and begins to hunt down The Black Heart. Driftwood gets his hands on Corazon after chasing him a bit, but JD gets winded and makes it easy for Corazon to whip him into the ring post. Luckily, JD is able to turn around at just the right time, as Corazon Negro goes for a DRIVE BY DROPKI- DRIFTWOOD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! He whips Corazon into the barrica- SPRINGBOARD CUTTER BY CORAZON!!! They slowly get to their feet, and Corazon hits a big pump kick that sends JD staggering backward onto the announce table! Corazon is quick to slither his way up the nearest turnbuckle and goes to the top rope. He stands up and LEAPS OUT TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! TRIBUTE TO THE KI- JD ROLLED OFF THE TABLE JUST IN TIME!!! I AM THE TABLE BECAUSE CORAZON DOESN’T BREAK IT SOMEHOW!!! JD drags the steel steps over to the announce table and grabs Corazon up off the table. He lifts him up for the PSYCHO HOLIDAY THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: JD JUST PUT HIM THROUGHT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NO HE SPILLED MY ICED COFFEE!!! THAT BASTARD!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: STOP LEAVING YOUR DRINKS ON THE TABLE AND YOU WON'T KEEP HAVING THIS PROBLEM!!!

JD drags Corazon into the ring at 9.99 and he covers Corazon for the… 1… 2… KICKOUT!!! JD is quick to grab Corazon Negro’s leg, and quickly hooks in the TORMENTOR!!! He’s in the center of the ring and begins to just stomp on Corazon’s head. Corazon tries to crawl away, but the 300lbser drops to the mat as an anchor and locks in body scissors. He’s still kicking Corazon in the back of the head, but Corazon is still trying to fight back. He grabs JD’s non-stomping leg and locks in a heel hook. Now that both men have each other in a submission, it’s just a war of attrition, but you can tell the heel hook is affecting JD hard after that series of ankle stomps earlier. Driftwood reluctantly lets go of the hold, and both men get to their feet. Jumping knee strike by Corazon stuns Driftwood and Corazon hooks in for UNO... DOS... TRES ENE-NO!!! JD COUNTERS THE LAST BRAINBUSTER!!! JD hits a big Vertical Suplex to stop Corazon’s momentum. He does a gator roll, to put both of them on their stomach, and then grabs Corazon for a BUSCH GARDENS!!! He covers Corazon for a 1… 2… CORAZON KICKS OUT!!! Corazon Negro escapes any further punishment by rolling to the ropes. JD tries to grab him from the top rope, but Corazon snaps his head over the rope. Driftwood stumbles backward and Corazon hits a TRIBUTE TO THE KING CROSSBODY!!! Corazon covers for the 1… 2… KICKOUT AT 2.99!!! Corazon is desperate now after the failed signature move., so he quickly wraps JD up for the BLACK ACE LARIAT!!! He pulls him up for the CORAZON RO- JD WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! JD hits the ropes for the PEZ DISPEN- CORAZON DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE!!! Corazon hits the ropes and hits SIN ROTO!!! He covers Driftwood for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… CORAZON NEGRO!!!

Corazon stands up and begins to boot Driftwood out of the ring. The referee tries to raise his hand, but Corazon chases Steph the Ref out too. He calls for a microphone as he paces back and forth in the ring. He finally is handed one, and he snatches it from the ring hand. Corazon goes back to pacing back and forth for a moment before he finally stops and begins to speak.

CORAZON NEGRO: Hace dos meses hubo un error. Un poco de mala suerte. Una casualidad involuntaria.

He shakes his head in frustration.

CORAZON NEGRO: No volverá a pasar. Nadie volverá a interferir en mis combates de lucha. Lo más importante es que nadie volverá a sujetar mis hombros a la alfombra de lucha.

He looks to the camera with a bit of sick sadism.

CORAZON NEGRO: Y si alguien tiene la mala suerte de vencerme ... Temo por el destino que enfrentarán en mis manos, porque me aseguraré de sangrar mi victoria por ellos. No solo romperé su corazón ... lo detendré para siempre.

He flips the mic as he rolls out of the ring to a chorus of boos.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: A dark warning from Corazon Negro following his victory over JD Driftwood!

K.T. ANDERSON: There’s absolutely no way you understood any of that.

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

TAG TEAM MATCH
WORLD'S MOST OKAY TAG TEAM
(RILEY SAVELL & JESSICA ANDERSON)
vs
DONA ROTTEN & ARLEY KIRK

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A TAG TEAM MATCH!!!

MOST OKAY!!!
MOST WEIRD!!!
MOST OKAY!!!
MOST WEIRD!!!
MOST OKAY!!!
MOST WEIRD!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The bright white lights from above slowly begin to dim throughout the building. The sounds of “Control” by Halsey begin playing over the speakers as other light sources begin to pulsate in rhythm with the opening tones. A bright white light shines from the entranceway as it begins to fill with smoke until a silhouette of a woman is seen standing on the other side.

“They send me away to find them a fortune

A chest filled with diamonds and gold”

Slowly walking out from the back, Riley Savell steps out into the open as a spotlight shines down onto her, not dressed up for the gimmick whatsoever. Stopping at the top of the ramp, she looks over the arena, slowly turning her head from left to right, taking in the scenery of the atmosphere for tonight’s event. She pauses as "I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson emerges from the curtain, dressed in a Ditto version of Riley (or is Riley the Ditto and Jessica not participating? Who knows?). She stands with her feet at roughly a shoulders width apart and raises her right index finger into the air. At the top of her lungs, she screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Riley Savell are.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Coming down to the ring at this time from... ‘The Villain’... RILEY SAVELL... 'The Sidekick' Jessica Anderson... The World’s Most Okayish Tag Team!!!"

The women begin to make their way down the ramp, walking to the beat of the music. They look around the venue as Jessica quickly leaps up onto the ring apron, and Riley Savell slides between her legs. Jessica before straddles the middle rope as Riley kneels in the ring, looking at their opponents. Jessica winks at the camera before Riley gets up and gives Jess's backside a slight spank. From here, Riley and Jessica got to the corner and Savell climbs up to stand on the middle rope, and Jessica backs into the corner between Riley's legs, both ready for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponents...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. "Global domination" hits the system and there is a loud POP as Arley Kirk appears atop the Tron, black fuzzy LED angel wings on her back. Arley rips open a juice box and skills it before slamming the empty carton on her forehead several times. A wry grin creeps across Dona’s painted face. Dona and Arley slide down the support rigging to the ramp as though it's a fireman's pole and makes their way down the ramp, stopping for quick hugs and high fives, and photos.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing now… "The suicide blonde” Arley Kirk, “The Scream Queen” Dona Rotten... THE WORLD’S MOST WEIRD TAG TEAM!!!

Arley opens a juice box at ringside and gets a good laugh as a small child opens his mouth and she pours Apple juice into it and also gets a warm reaction from giving her angel wings to a girl around the same age as Dona climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to mid-ring. Arley finally jumps up onto the apron and launches over the top rope before she gets one final POP by running and leaping to the top rope, showing off her superb balance as she stands dead center and motions for the fans to get louder, as The Toxic Knockout finally lets her eyes pan across the ringside area. Arley Kirk backflips down to the ring and strikes a determined smile before Dona spits a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the match's start.

Arley and Jessica start the match off because they are the whole reason for this match. Arley and Jessica circle the ring, trading strikes, but Arley presses on a little bit more. Jessica ducks a big swipe and drives Arley into a neutral corner. Jess begins to light Arley up, but Arley just headbutts her right in the mouth. Kirk grabs Jessica by the back of the head and drags her face across the top rope, before tagging in her partner! Arley and Dona trade moves as Arley hits a middle-rope BULLDOG OF DEATH and Dona hits a JUICE BOX SERENADE!!! Dona covers for the... 1… 2… JESSICA KICKS OUT AND RILEY STILL BREAKS UP JUST IN CASE!!! Arley tries to fight back, but Riley hits a spinning back fist that sends Kirk through the ropes. Dona tries to fight back, but the number’s game is quick to betray Rotten. They drag her to the WMOTT corner and Jess tags in Riley. Together, Jess and Riley hit a double superkick, one to each knee of Dona. They both hit the ropes as Rotten is on her hands and knees and delivers a DOUBLE SAVELL STOMP!!! Jessica hits the ropes and dives out to take Arley back down at ringside as Riley drops down to pin Dona for the… 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: GOD I LOVE ME SOME RILEY SAVELL AND JESSICA ANDERSON ST
oMPING BITCHES FACES IN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: The former tag champions hit a double curb stomp on Dona Rotten!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY DID!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Let’s see if they can capitalize on this momentum here!

Dona and Riley begin to trade shots at each other, and it looks like Dona might be getting the momentum, but a jumping roundhouse gets ducked and Riley hooks the waist for a MOCKING J- DONA LANDS ON HER FEET!!! RUNNING HEADBUTT, BUT DONA CAN’T CAPITALIZE!!! They use each other to get to their own bases, but they both hit dirt eye rakes. They stumble to the corner as Riley and Dona both go for the hot tag! Jess and Arley began to assault each other. Riley decides not to go onto the apron, but help her partner out, which brings an exhausted Dona into the fray too. Dona clocks Jessica and Riley hits a roundhouse on Arley. The illegal personnel begins to strike the legal personnel in the corner. At the exact same time, Jessica and Arley shove their illegal opponents and hit superkicks that take them to the mat. Kirk sees Jess climb to the top rope and goes up to her own corner. They both pose for a minute BEFORE HITTING DEULING CORKSCREW 630 SENTONS!!! THEY COVER THEIR OPPONENTS AND THE REFEREE COUNTS FOR SOME REASON... 1… 2… DONA AND RILEY KICK OUT!!! EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T LEGAL TO BEGIN WITH!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MASS CONFUSION HERE AS JESS AND KIRK HIT DUELING 630 SENTONS ON THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MAYBE THEY NEEDED TO START BEING THE RIGHT PERSON!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: What does that even mean?

K.T. ANDERSON: EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!!

Arley and Dona are able to get the advantage shortly after the wasted double pins. Arley and Dona have Riley in their corner, with Dona the new legal wrestler for their team. Dona tags out to Arley though and Kirk pulls Jessica through the ropes. Kirk lights Anderson up to prevent her from fighting back. Arley pulls a juice box from only God knows and drinks the whole thing. Dona also has her cheeks puffed, but with think, she just took a Toxic Mist pill to get her mist attack ready. They go to whip Riley and Jessica and spit their special spit at staggered opponents, BUT JESSICA AND RILEY EVADE EACH OTHER!!! Instead of a Toxic Mist and an Ocean Spray, THEY BOTH GET SUPER KICKED!!! JUICE AND MIST GET SPRAYED EVERYWHERE AROUND THE RING!!! Riley and Jess target Dona for a moment as they hit her with PRETTY VULGAR!!! They roll her out as Arley hits a Handspring Enziguri on Jessica. Anderson goes through the ropes to the apron from the force of the kick, as Riley and Arley begin to trade shots. Kirk stuns Savell and hits the ropes for a SPRINGBOARD LEG LAR- RILEY DUCKS IT!!! MOCKING JAY INTO THE WMOTT CORNER!!! Tag to Jess, as Riley pulls Kirk into a powerbomb lift. Riley hits a slingshot powerbomb as Jess hits her corkscrew 630 for BIEN HABILLE!!! Jess and Riley both cover Arley for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... JESSICA ANDERSON AND RILEY SAVELL… THE WORLD’S MOST OKAY TAG TEAM!!!

The former tag team champions continue to attack Arley Kirk, as Jessica Anderson goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Dona Rotten tries to slide into the ring, but Jessica and Riley catch her with a double superkick. Jess puts Arley’s head into the chair, and the WMOTT hit a double curb stomp on the chair!!! Riley Savell asks for a microphone, as fans boo the WMOTT!!!

RILEY SAVELL: We are done playing with nobody's teams. We want our Tag Team Championships back, and every team we face until we get our rematch is going to end up like these two here!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: YES!!! KILL HER RILEY!!! MURDER HER JESS!!! GOD, I LOVE THOSE TWO!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING DISPLAY!!! THIS IS NO WAY TO ASK FOR A TITLE MATCH!!! ARLEY DIDN’T DESERVE THAT!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
Before the opening shot, we get a rip-off version of the Wheel Of Fortune theme song playing throughout the studio. There’s a buzzing noise in the background to prevent copyright strikes, we know how Youtube gets down. The scene then opens up with a spruced-up version of Studio Independent. It’s a lot nicer since we’ve last seen it; granted, a lot has happened since we last saw our Darlings in their natural habitat. No, I don't mean the ring. I mean here, their home away from both the ring and their actual place.

In walks Rivers with a fake blonde wig and mustache on his face. Sporting a very 80’s style gray and cream suit, he slides front and center and stands atop the stage. Of course, what follows him is a loud piped in crowd cheering. The applause is familiar to how a packed Madison Square Garden sounds when everyone is riled up. Weird how they got those exact acoustics in their studio.

RIVERS KING: Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ladies and gents it is my honor and privilege to welcome you all to the first annual Indys, NVR’s second award show. Since I didn’t even get nominated last year, I think it’s safe to say that this is the only actual NVR award show that matters! ZING!

In walks Belle with both titles. She holds them proudly over her shoulders while mostly wearing a red ball gown that trails behind her when she approaches the podium. I say "mostly wearing" because the girls are out for a stroll, as they say. Isabelle joins Rivers and smiles brightly into the camera, unaware of his attention now fully settled on "the girls".

ISABELLE VALENTINE: Since this is the only award show that matters, we're going to be presenting the only award that matters: Best Tag Team in the Universe Award. Now, I don't have to tell you that this is one of the most coveted awards in the history of both tag teams and awards. I also don't have to tell you that said history is a long one. But now I've gone and told you both those things anyway. You're welcome.

She turns her attention to Rivers and, yes, he's still staring at her ample cleavage on display. Isabelle doesn't really look bothered by this in the slightest, but after a few moments things get awkward because of the silence. She glances at the camera and then clears her throat loudly. Rivers remembers that they're in the middle of their bit and scurries into his jacket pockets. He pulls out this unusually large envelope and looks out to the “crowd”, waiting on the cheers.

RIVERS KING: Can I get a drumroll please???

There’s at least 45 seconds of awkward silence before someone hits the wrong button and the “crowd” begins cheering again.

RIVERS KING: AHEM!!! Steve. N-no, it’s the middle one. Yep, the one marked ‘drumroll’. Who would’ve thought??

Their unpaid intern Tyler then gets everything situated and the “crowd” settles down. In comes the drumroll that he asked for almost a minute ago and the show is back on the right track.

RIVERS KING: That’s more like it! Now, the Indy for best Tag Team in the universe goes to…

He then hands Belle the now opened oversized envelope so that she can read out the winner’s names. Rivers’ eyes are locked on Belle’s facial features, watering at the mouth as he watches her lean into the microphone.

ISABELLE VALENTINE: Incredible! I don't believe it! The Indy for Best Tag Team in the Universe goes to THE INDY DARLINGS!

Isabelle is in a state of absolute (fake) shock. She can barely make sense of it all, turning the envelope around to show it to Rivers and then to the cameras so that everyone can see that she's not fabricating these results in any way possible.

RIVERS KING: AMAZING!

ISABELLE VALENTINE: I didn't even realize we were nominated!

RIVERS KING: I completely knew and to be honest, I’m not that shocked. We’re more than an okay tag team, we’re the best tag team in NVR, dare I say in the entire world. There aren’t really any teams out there that are as dialed in or technically sound as us. Don’t even get me started with marketability. Have you seen me!? Have you seen Belle!??

Rivers gets in closer to his wife with a surprised look on his face. Being with her for as long as they have, he’s still in awe of her pure strength, beauty and the way she combines the two effortlessly.

RIVERS KING: So while we, The Indy Darlings, are not only the NVR tag team champions but now AWARD winning wrestlers, people have tried to take our win away from us. I don’t know if you heard it, Belle but when we won, did the referee slap the canvas three times?

ISABELLE VALENTINE: It was AT LEAST three times. Might have been more, because that's how good we are.

RIVERS KING: Now after he tapped the canvas, did the bell ring?

ISABELLE VALENTINE: That definitely happened! No question about it!

RIVERS KING: After the bell rang, did we by any chance get handed anything?

ISABELLE VALENTINE: Why, we were handed these two very huge items right here!

She lifts her shoulders up a couple of times to showcase the two titles hanging over her shoulders. Rivers takes a peek at a little more than her defined shoulders and has to be physically snapped out of her busty trance.

RIVERS KING: Right! So that makes us reigning, defending champions. Let’s throw some emphasis on defending because it seems like we’re out here defending everything nowadays. I’ve gotta defend our look, our actions and even more importantly, our NVR tag team championships. The golden ticket and the platinum standard of professional wrestling have no intentions of dropping these bad boys any time soon. We aren’t going to go on a farewell tour and drop our title in the middle of the ring like Eddie Poe. How fitting that we’re working The Showboat because we’re going to showboat our hot asses through Jersey city, wipe the floor with these little youtubers and walk out with our straps. You can be future champions of the universe… one day but it won’t be at NO MASTERS .

Rivers glances over at Isabelle, but she's not quite paying attention. Her eyes are in his general direction, but she has a huge smile on her face that doesn't seem to line up with crushing their enemies in Jersey City.

ISABELLE VALENTINE: Oh! Sorry! I was thinking about your hot ass. You know you can't distract me like that. I would never do something like that during one of our very serious promos that are completely and totally about the competition we are going to be put up against.

She can barely get through that sentence without erupting into a fit of laughter. Isabelle shakes her head at herself, chuckling the word "competition" in a way that sounds anything like the definition of the word. Eventually she has to step away from the podium and motions for Rivers to keep going.

RIVERS KING: Independent wrestling started with No Masters and the only difference between then and now is that we’ve got the whole world at our fingertips. Without a vlog, without being a social media slave, without being a slave to contractual obligations. Jamie Lynn, Lyndsy James, you two wanna come around and talk to management, you want to speak on controversy. The only thing controversial about all of this is how we, the tag champs, have to face a couple of losers. Only losers talk about how they were pinned. YOU WERE PINNED. YA LOST! Back of the line you gooo! Don’t worry because after we wipe the floor with you, we’ll make sure you make your way down the street, back around the block at the end of the line like you belong.

Isabelle finally returns to the podium after managing to get herself together. She's all serious now when she hands one of the championship belts over to Rivers.

ISABELLE VALENTINE: It doesn't matter if you're Jamie, if you're Lynn, if you're Lyndsy, or if you're James. It doesn't matter if you're any other member of the NVR roster backstage thinking about stepping up to the Best Tag Team in the Universe. One thing is the same. You can either take yourself to the back of the line where you belong, or we can put you there.

With one arm completely free now, the Platinum Standard of professional wrestling shows off one of her impressive biceps as a warning to any would-be tag team challengers interested in their titles. Rivers peeps the flex and looks to the camera, showing his best surprised/worried expression.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TAG TEAM MATCH
INDY DARLINGS (C)
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)
vs
#RICHOEZ
(JAMIE-LYNN DOPLE & LYNDSY-JAMES DOPLE)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

INDY DARLINGS!!!
#RICHOEZ!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
#RICHOEZ!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
#RICHOEZ!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the challengers...

Money by Cardi B begins to play and The RicHoez comes out from backstage. They stand at the top of the ramp and turn around with their arms extended out. They then make their way down the ramp laughing at and making fun of the audience members in the front row. Once at the ring, they roll under the bottom rope and twerk in the ring as their music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champions...

The opening of Perfect strangers begins to play as two spotlights shine on the stage, showing two silhouettes in each. The two walk toward each other, right when the song bursts to light and bright gold and white lights flash around the arena as they kiss. The lights reveal the Indy Darlings, Rivers King & Isabelle Valentine, as they continue to embrace each other and look at the camera. Rivers spins his girl out, so that she's standing by his side, and they walk down to the ring. They don't let the fans touch them, but they pretend the fans are talking about them as they head towards the ring. Rivers lips Isabelle onto the apron, where she kicks one long leg out onto his shoulder. They pose at ringside before Belle spins into the ring, and Rivers follows her. In the center of the ring, Rivers stands over Isabelle, as they pose one last time before their music starts.

Rivers and Jamie-Lynn starts the match, and Rivers instantly goes for a double leg takedown. He slams fists into her head and begins to grapple her. He rolls her around and switches from hold to hold trying to embarrass The RicHo. JL tries to escape for a tag, but Rivers is right back on her with a big German suplex. Jamie gets back to her feet but stumbles backward into the corner of the champions. Rivers goes in for a shoulder tackle, BUT JAMIE EVADES! Rivers runs shoulder-first into the ring post and Belle tags herself in. Jamie-Lynn tries to catch her off guard, but Belle elbows her in the face. Belle goes to the top turnbuckle, BUT JAMIE JUMPS ONTO RIVERS BACK!!! Belle looks shocked as Jamie grabs her and leaps off of Rivers’ back with an AVALANCHE BELLY-TO-BELLY SLAM!!! Jamie-Lynn runs over to Lyndsy-James and tags her in. Together they hit a double dropkick that sends Belle into the corner… AND THEY HIT HO-ETRY IN MOTION!!! Lyndsy-James quickly pins Valentine for the 1… 2… BELLE KICKS OUT!!! LJ isn’t phased as she goes to the corner and sets up for a Diving Tornado D- BELLE POPS UP… FLAT LINER OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Belle tries to cover for the 1… 2… JL MAKES THE SAVE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT A FLATLINER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Isabelle Valentine with a timely save, but couldn’t get the 3 count!

K.T. ANDERSON: Rivers is so lucky to be married to such a badass woman. Goals really

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: This truly is a battle of which relational chemistry is better… married couples or twins, and even now it looks like it could go either way!

The Dople Twins do end up getting momentum back. Belle struggles to get back to her corner as JL and LJ keep her stranded due to quick tags. At one point, Jamie-Lynn chokes Valentine with the tag rope as Lyndsy-James hits a running Rear View! Side headlock takedown by Lyndsy as she tags her sister in. JL goes to the top rope and hits a beautiful Swanton Bomb onto Isabelle. Lyndsy plays defense as Jamie goes for a pin 1… 2… RIVERS CHARGES IT AND SHOVES LYNDSY ONTO JAMIE TO BREAK THE COUNT!!! Rivers starts to lay massive punches to Jamie and Lyndsy, staggering both and making them escape into the ropes. Rivers drags Belle to their corner and tags himself. He charges but gets confused on which Dople Twin is which, so he just blasts both of them. He grabs Lyndsy-James by accident and levels her with a stiff lariat. He starts to drill LJ with a series of strikes, but Steph the Ref pulls him off of her to tell him he’s wrestling the wrong #RicHo. He turns around INTO A DRAGONRANA FROM JAMIE-LYNN!!! She hooks him up for a 1… 2… Rivers Kicks out with a lot of force. They get to their feet but Jamie hits a huge pump kick. Rivers staggers backward and JL lifts him up for an INSTAGRAMA SLAM!!! Rivers is planted and JL covers for the 1… 2… RIVERS KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Vicious Alabama Slam by Jamie-Lynn Dople there!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON RIVERS!!! YOU’RE AN AWARD-WINNING TAG WRESTLER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NVR doesn’t recognize The Annual Indy awa-

K.T. ANDERSON: I AM NVR AND I ABSOLUTELY RECOGNIZE THE INDIES!!!

Rivers is quick to get the momentum back to the Indy Darlings after catching JL and LJ mid-tag. He drags the LJ by the hair, tags in his wife, and they begin to stomp Lyndsy into dust. Rivers grabs Lyndsy’s legs, and lifts her up for the NO WRESTLING OBSE- LYNDSY-JAMES COUNTERS THE WHEELBARROW WITH A BULLDOG!!! She dropkicks Valentine back into the corner in the same quick motion. Belle quickly tries to go for HEARTBREA- LJ COUNTERS WITH A POPPIN POWERBOMB!!! Lyndsy-James feels the momentum and crowd on her side. She sees Rivers getting up to his feet, and she dropkicks him off the apron. LJ drags Belle over to the challenger’s corner, tags in her sister, and they hit a big Avalanche Huricanrana/Powerbomb combo off the top rope. Belle kicks out at 2, and together they whip her across the ring into the other set of turnbuckles. They don’t realize Rivers has tagged himself in, as they grab Belle up and plant her in the center of the ring. Lyndsy-James goes to one corner as Jamie-Lynn goes to another. They wait for Isabelle to get to her feet… AND DELIVER PRETTIER IN PINK!!! LJ hits the Rearview and JL hit the Leg Sweep… BUT RIVERS RUNS UP WITH A MASSIVE JUMPING KNEE THAT SENDS LYNDSY STUMBLING THROUGH THE ROPES!!! He grabs a confused Jamie up for a PILEDRIVER!!! THE COVER… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE… THE INDY DARLINGS!!!

Rivers and Belle try to hold their titles high, but Riley and Jess slide into the ring and a big brawl breaks out! Jess and Riley drive The Indy Darlings out of the ring, but the champions forget their belts. Riley and Jess raise the belts, much to the annoyance of Belle and Rivers. The World’s Most Okay Tag Team throws the tag titles at the Indy Darlings. THey two teams keep their eyes locked as the reigning tag champions walk to the back.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: The World’s Most Okay Tag Team making a second ambushing tonight in order to get their title match. What a disgraceful thing, even if the Indy Darlings aren’t the cleanest of wrestlers.

K.T. ANDERSON: THE WORLD’S MOST OVER TAG TEAM VERSUS THE INDY DARLINGS 2!!! MY HEART IS TORN AND FULL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
DANA ALANS
vs
KAREN WILLOW

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

LET’S GO KAREN!!!
LET’S GO DANA!!!
LET’S GO KAREN!!!
LET’S GO DANA!!!
LET’S GO KAREN!!!
LET’S GO DANA!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans are revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

“All The Thing She Said” by Poppy plays and the arena lights flicker between pink and darkness while thick smoke fills the stage. As the beat kicks in, Karen Willow steps through the curtain - illuminated by a single spotlight - as she surveys the fans with narrowed eyes. The corners of her mouth slowly curl upwards before Karen saunters down the ramp. As she gets to ringside, Karen climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring like a caged animal, never taking her eyes off the opponent as the music fades out.

The Wiley Karen Willow charges at Dana as soon as the bell rings. This catches Dana off guard, as Karen targets Alan’s legs. Karen starts to stomp on toes and bell clap ears, but Dana has had enough of it. She gives Karen a hard shove to the mat to create some distance, as Karen just rolls back to her feet. Karen charges once again, but this time Dana jumps at her with a shoulder tackle. Alans hits the ropes, looking for a kick, as Karen rolls out of the way. Dana hits the ropes again as Karen gets to her feet, and Karen again evades a running strike, this time by back backpedaling into the ropes. Dana turns her moment as Willow baits her in for a SPRINGBOARD FUCK I- DANA COUNTERS WITH DEATHBRINGER!!! She goes for the cover, but Karen gets her arm up at 2.99! Dana slams her fist down right on the face of Karen before going for another pin attempt, but Karen still kicks out at 2. Dana lifts her opponent up and throws her into the ropes. Karen rebounds off the ropes and Dana pops her up for BEHEMOTH’S WRA- KAREN WITH THE WOLF CLAW TO THE FACE!!! She lights Dana up with some well-timed strikes, disorienting Alans when she goes for KARENCANTRA- NO!!! Dana holds Karen’s legs and prevents the sloppy poison rana from being executed. Dana hits an inverted Alabama Slam, before following up with a HELLISH REBUKE!!! Dana stacks Karen up for the 1... 2… KAREN KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANA ALANS NEARLY TOOK KAREN’S HEAD OFF!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I know I say this like every month, but DAMN is that a big bitch!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dana is certainly a giant amongst women, and she knows how to use every inch of her giant frame.

K.T. ANDERSON: It’s a shame she’s gonna have to kill Karen though!

Dana is keeping the heavy strike offense going, but Karen is too quick for her. Karen ducks a big right and gets away from Dana. She starts hitting the ropes, trying to get Dana to chase her. Dana takes the bait as Karen switches directions the moment Dana charges. Karen drops low, tripping Dana up, and follows up with BLOODY SAUCE!!! Karen tries to bridge it into a pin, but Dana is able to roll back to her feet rather quickly. Dana is staggering across the ropes, as Karen leaps up and hits a KARENCANTRANA OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! They topple over to the floor and sprawl out. Dana somehow gets to her first. She has Karen by the hair after the massive poisonrana. She tosses her over the barricade with an Ejector Seat!!! Alans throws her arms up, as she thinks her opponent is done for. Little did she know, Willow instructed some fans to turn some chairs around and clear some room for her. Karen gets to her feet as Dana turns around. The whole crowd screams out “FUCK IT” as Karen runs up, steps off the chairs over the barricade, and crashes onto Dana!!! Karen throws her back into the ring and slides in with her, before hitting the ropes for MINA’S BLESSING!!! Karen quickly hooks the leg for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANA KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: KAREN IS THE LUCKIEST BASTARD IN THIS COMPANY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: ABSOLUTELY NO LUCK ABOUT IT! SHE IS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION FOR A REASON!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: LUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: You are absolutely infuriating sometimes!

Karen can’t afford to lose momentum, so she ties The Aussiemoth in a WOLF HURRICANE!!! Karen follows up with a Pu’Ar Says High to the taint!!! This causes Dana to break out of the golf, but she only sits up for a moment. Karen hits the ropes one more time and delivers another MINA’S BLESSING TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Three back-to-back signature moves in a row puts Karen in the right position to win. She covers Dana in a bridging jackknife pin attempt 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANA STILL KICKS OUT!!! Karen comes to her feet and gets the crowd to clap with her, as she sets up for WOLF FANG FI- DANA COUNTERS WITH RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!! Dana doesn’t get to capitalize though, as both women are just exhausted. They pull each other to their feet AND JUST EXPLODE INTO STRIKES!!! Karen seems to have the advantage when suddenly Dana headbutts Karen right in the nose! She hooks Karen’s head and throws her with CRASH LANDING!!! Dana goes for the pin attempt, but Karen rolls to the ropes this time. Dana shakes her head in frustration, as she gets to her feet and stomps around the ring. Karen is slowly trying to stand up as Dana screams out in triumphant rage. She lines Willow up for RIDE THE LIGHT- SOMEONE SPEARS DANA!!! The ref calls for the bell!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA DISQUALIFICATION... DANA ALANS!!!

THE PLACE EXPLODES AS DANIEL MACNAMARA STANDS BEFORE EVERYONE!!! Karen can’t tell if she wants to hit him for interfering or kiss him for returning. Even Dana seems too shocked to be mad or upset about the DQ win. Daniel MacNamara looks around, before rolling out of the ring and saying he’s not ACTUALLY BACK… OR IS HE???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANIEL MACNAMARA??? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE???

K.T. ANDERSON: OH SHIT, IT’S OL’ ANACONDA DICK, BACK IN NVR!!!

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...
Outside the venue talking to a few fans we find Kira Brooks, already cleaned up and changed into her street clothing after her match against Lena Galante and Siobhan Mahoney. She signs a few things, poses for some selfies, answers a few questions - about how she feels about the match, does she think she’s going to be facing Izzy again soon, about a few matches she’s having elsewhere, when are they putting out a new NVR shirt for her, the usual sorts of things. After a bit she let them know she was heading back inside and did so, her hands going into the kangaroo pocket of her hoodie after the door shuts behind her. Momentarily, that is, until her phone rings. She takes it out and swipes her thumb across the screen to take the call, her face expressive and open as she does so.

KIRA BROOKS: I know, it was pretty cool getting the crowd hyped up, starting out like that. Bang. Energy as high as could be.

A distinct pause and she bites her lip as she listens to whoever is on the other end of the call.

KIRA BROOKS: Well, he’s been really, really busy with all the REESEMART stuff he’s doing, but I still get to see him. I don’t even mind going over there to catch him on his breaks or something. I like bringing him brownies or something, you know, that I made myself.

Now she pouts, clearly and maybe even a tiny stomp of her foot, her heel making a clack sound on the tile.

KIRA BROOKS: Look I’m sure this isn’t permanent, okay? If I have to I’ll talk to Dad about getting some… uh… persuasions or something sent to his boss? But it’s sweet you guys are worried about it, and I know I can always talk to you. It’s fine.

Her free hand waves around, and she takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. Woosahhh

KIRA BROOKS: Usually, I’m not sure what’s next, I just wrestle whatever match is put in front of me. I know it sounds kind of goody-two-shoes or something but I am really happy to work here. Lots of competition, plenty of interesting matches, and there’s plenty of opportunities to grow. I earned one shot at a title, but it's about time I called my shot in the Trick or Treat match, because, in my heart, I know that I will have a championship here. It’s not just words or something that I’m saying to boost my spirits. I just know.

A tiny sigh, but her far more normal happy smile returns.

KIRA BROOKS: I feel good about it. I’ve got NVR, WCWA is back, Skull Kids are back and you know what? They’re super supportive, and I never honestly expected to have that much support considering how mad Dad made people for years and years, but it’s true.

She laughs at this and shakes her head.

KIRA BROOKS: I’ll see you guys next month, and I’ll be back bright and early on Monday for some refresher training, and to see my cool little nephew! Love you guys, bye!

Her voice is bright as she ends the call and puts her phone back in her pocket, but she exhales and for a moment looks around, as if she’s expecting someone there that’s not, maybe, before she spies a monitor close at hand and a grin surfaces on her face. She heads over to watch the next match coming up, looking over to finally see the camera that’s been watching her.

KIRA BROOKS: I mean that though I know I’ve said it again and again like it’s a magic spell, some sort of mantra maybe, but they just ring true for me. I know I’m meant to be here, and that I just have to keep working hard. I’m going to just keep wrestling each match like it’s the only thing that matters, because well, it’s true. They all matter, at least to me. So I’ll just keep working, win a briefcase at Halloween Horror Fights, and then when the time comes? I’m going to cash it in and turn it into gold, just watch.

With that she smiles again and turns towards the monitor.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
TJS (C)
vs
SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

HEE HEE HEE!!!
T-J-S!!!
HEE HEE HEE!!!
T-J-S!!!
HEE HEE HEE!!!
T-J-S!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

"Grease Paint and Monkey Brains" by White Zombie starts to play we see the lights dim down. After the intro we see Squiggly come out from the back sporting a pig mask with clown makeup smeared over it. A large oversized tie rests over his ring attire as he approaches the ramp. He pulls a match from behind his ear and strikes it before lighting his tie. Firecrackers begin popping as Squiggly begins to tremble, almost seizure-like. The smoke clears as Squiggly continues shaking his head, twitching and shaking his arms as he heads towards the ring.

Squiggly comes to the edge of the ring where he ditches his tie and rolls in under the ropes. He stands up before he begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd. He rips the mask from his face and lets out a deep belly laugh as he twitches and scratches at his bald, tattooed head.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

TJS appears on the screen. Each letter fades in and out before the other appears as the intro plays. The lights dim slightly aside for a trio of lights which, you guessed it, shine TJS onto the roof of the building or down onto the ring. TJS appears from behind the curtain with his back to the crowd but spins to stand facing them, legs wide apart, and embraces the crowd. Throwing out a t-shirt to one of the crowd members rampside earns him a pop before he starts to walk down the ramp. TJS raises a finger, then sings with the crowd the opening lyrics to his theme.

Begin the day

With a friendly voice

A companion, unobtrusive

Plays that song that's so elusive

And the magic music makes your morning mood

TJS grabs the ropes with the small instrumental break and spins to hook the top rope and face the ramp.

Off on your way

Hit the open road

There is magic at your fingers

For the spirit ever lingers

Undemanding contact

In your happy solitude

As that riff hits, TJS backflips into the ring and walks around the ring, the lights dimming down to an almost darkened state as the fans screens light the arena with purple, pink, blue, and red bright screens. TJS then performs a running shooting star press and lands on his feet, pretending it was unseen but the house lights come back on bright just a second after he lands. TJS nods his head to the rest of the song. Even as it fades out, the loyal NVR fans sing it loud and proud with TJS conducting them with one hand.

Bell rings and the two wrestlers circle the ring. Teddy is clearly confused by Squiggly, as Squiggly does his best impression of an amateur wrestler. He has the wide stance and arms up for the Greco-roman knuckle lock. Teddy cautiously obliges, and Squiggly instantly begins to use his weight advantage. The Clowny Challenger tries to bend TJS all the way back, as Teddy pops his legs into a body scissors and is able to counter into a mounted position. TJS only hits a few strikes from the mount, but he doesn’t stay for long. He circles around the ring and waits for Squiggly to get up. Squiggly gets to a knee and Teddy charges at him, going for a german suplex. However, when Teddy squeezes around the stomach of Squiggly, a loud fart sound comes from Squiggly. TJS quickly let's go in disgust, as Squiggly’s face just drops with embarrassment. He starts to apologize when he realizes he had a whoopie cushion in his tights. He hands the whoopie cushion to Steph the Ref, which is warm and clammy. Steph throws it out, and the two wrestlers go right back to being serious again. Teddy throws a punch but gets caught and whipped into the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes and Squiggly pops him up… PUNCHLI- TEDDY WITH A SURPRISE KNEE COUNTER!!! Squiggly stumbles backward and TJS lands THAT ONE SLAM FROM BAND CAMP!!! He covers for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON SQUIGGLY!!! HIT HIM IN THE DICK!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: He absolutely should NOT DO THAT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: GIVE HIM THE OL’ DICK TWIST!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That will LITERALLY make him lose the match!!!

Squiggly does hear K.T.’s suggestion and tries to hit the old Dick Twist. This attempt is thwarted by Teddy shoot-kicking Squiggly’s hands. The Head Squigga In Charge grabs his punching hand with a scream. TJS quickly lifts Squiggly up for the Blu-Ray, but Squiggly wiggles free from his shoulders. Big back suplex swings the momentum of the match in favor of the challenger. Squiggly begins to bite the forehead of Teddy, as Teddy shoves him off and gets to a knee. Big knee thrust knocks Teddy right back down, and Squiggly is so impressed with himself that he runs around all crazy before randomly dropping a MANIAX ELBOW!!! He goes for the cover, but TJS kicks out at 2! Teddy rolls to his feet and begins to hit some Dwayne Johnson-styled punches, driving Squiggly into the ropes. He whips Squiggly across the ring, but Squiggly counters it with a whip of his own. Teddy hits the ropes looking for a DECAPITATING LARIA- SQUIGGLY WITH A SPINNING MACHETE CHOP!!! Teddy drops to his knees and Squiggly quickly grabs him by the hair. He points out to ringside and asks Teddy what’s that over there, when TJS looks, thinking it might be a rival coming to interfere in his match, Squiggly drills his elbow into the back of TJS’ head! He grabs him up one more time for THE SCRAMBLER!!! He covers 1… 2… 3NO!!! TEDDY JS KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: What a dominant sequence from Squiggly!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: TEDDY JESUS SHIT, OR WHATEVER YOUR INITIALS STAND FOR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO KICK OUT OF THE SCRAMBLER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: But Teddy did and now we need to see who has the resolve to clinch victory from the jaws of defeat in this stalemate!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: TRASH JUNK SHARTBOY!!! THAT’S WHAT I THINK OF THE NEAR FUTURE FORMER R!ZE CHAMPION!!!

Teddy and Squiggly trade positions in the corner, throwing strikes whenever they can. Squiggly traps Teddy’s arms around the ropes and goes for a TITTY TWISTER!!! He throws Teddy into the ropes, BUT TEDDY COMES BACK WITH AN S IS FOR STUNNER!!! Squiggly staggers and TJS transitions into a pumphandle. He does numerous pumphandle lifts, irritating the groin of Squiggly. He finally lifts Squiggly up to his shoulders and begins to do an AIRPLANE SPIN!!! He keeps spinning, BUT SQUIGGLY SLIDES TO HIS FEET. They dizzy walk to each other, and Squiggly lifts Teddy up for a SPIN TIL YOU DROP SCOOP SLAM!!! The challenge covers the champion for the 1… 2… TEDDY GETS THE ARM UP!!! Squiggly grabs Teddy by the back of his trunks and pulls his underwear up all the way over TJS’ head! The Super Wedgie is super effective as Teddy struggles to get his banana-themed underwear off his head, but Squiggly drills him, with knees and hammerfists!!! Teddy drops to his knees and finally gets the underwear off his head as Squiggly puffs up his cheeks. Squiggs is ready to spit out GIGGLE JUI- THIS IS SPARTA!!! The R!ZE Champion scouts the mist attack and goes to the nearest corner. He shuffles across the middle rope and lands the A-PEELING ELBOW!!! HE covers Squiggly as everyone but K.T. counts 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL NVR R!ZE CHAMPION... TJS!!!

Teddy rolls over and receives his R!ZE Championship from the referee. He finally gets to his feet and has his hand raised. Squiggly rolls to the outside and is seemingly berated by his rubber chicken for losing. Teddy looks out to it with a look of amusement, before shrugging and celebrating his title defense in the ring.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: HUGE FIRST DEFENSE FOR TJS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SQUIGGA NO!!! HE SHOULD’VE GOTTEN THE BELT BACK!!!

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
NVR Women's Champion, Izzy Van Doren, stands in a hallway. Pacing back and forth. She seems to have a lot going on mentally as she has a full mental conversation with herself. She realizes the camera is watching her and she turns around to face it. She pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath, and begins to speak.

IZZY VAN DOREN: We all know the old cliche definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. I always used to scoff at that notion until I met you, Brea.

Izzy pauses again as she looks at her title.

IZZY VAN DOREN: It doesn't matter the company, whenever we face each other, I always end up on top. We have similar moves, similar backgrounds, similar amounts of dirty DMs, but I always come out on top. Some could look at the probability that eventually you will beat me if we keep going around and around, but here's the problem with that... I won't let that happen.

Izzy has a sense of disdain in her voice, but she quickly changes her tone. Not because she's backtracking, but because she doesn't actually dislike Brea.

IZZY VAN DOREN: You're a good chick, a tough wrestler, and you are absolutely talented beyond belief, but what you don't realize is what this title means to me. If we were to go back to this time last year, I was still recovering from a broken arm. July 2020, Ryleigh Ruin SHATTERED my arm and put me on the bench for months. They told me that between surgeries and PT, I wasn't going to be back in the ring for almost a year, but I worked my ass off every day, returned for the Women's Summit, and I claimed my third title and fourth reign in this company. That's more titles than anyone in NVR.

She looks at her NVR Women's Championship with a big smile, before pointing at the camera.

IZZY VAN DOREN: You're hungry. You're persistent. You're ready to claim gold finally. I get that, I really do. However, I'm not ready to give this title up. I've worked too hard to come back from where I was. I've worked too hard to just be another forgotten title reign in this company. I've been here since Day 1 and I will continue to bring more and more prestige to everything I touch here because I am THE pioneer of this company.

She motions around, signifying to everything she has metaphorically built around here at NVR. From being the inaugural World Champion, the first 2x World Champion, or being the only Triple Crown Champion to actually WIN all three of their titles, she has laid the bricks down for people like Brea to be here, and she isn't done building her kingdom.

IZZY VAN DOREN: I believe you've got a place in this company. I believe you're going to work your ass off to be a champion, and I think you'd make a damn good one. However, tonight is not the night you find that place. Tonight is not the night you claim gold. I've got a lot planned for this company, and I'm not done building the foundations for it and trust me... You'll thank me for it.

With that, Izzy flicks a finger gun at the camera and winks before running off to get ready for the match.

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
The oncoming chugga chugga sound of a heavy metal track, as we see Brea Lombardi with a pair of headphones over her ears and listening to some music. She would take off her headphones to put on a game face, as Brea was preparing to fight.

BREA LOMBARDI: "This is a really big deal for me, you know? Not every day that a person gets a second chance. A shot at redemption... I was inches away from beating Izzy for the Women's Championship, and she managed to get the better of me... and it's been eating at me ever since."

Brea said with a bit of a gritty tone to her voice, as she had been lit up with that loss.

BREA LOMBARDI: "That feeling of what if was egging at me day in... I know I could have beaten Izzy, and I /should/ have beaten her! So this rematch is going to prove whether or not that her win was a narrow victory... or that I'm even worthy of winning the title in the first place..."

Brea said, before putting her headphones back on to try and get herself focused for the fight.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
IZZY VAN DOREN (C)
vs
BREA LOMBARDI

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A MATCH FOR THE NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO BREA!!!
I-V-D!!!
LET’S GO BREA!!!
I-V-D!!!
LET’S GO BREA!!!
I-V-D!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and posed on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbs up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

Izzy comes out of the curtain bumping to her music. She rips open her vest, throws her head back, and poses at the top of the ramp. She smiles and smirks with the fans chanting "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy". Upon reaching the threshold wear the ramp meets the ring mat, Izzy bites her lip, winks to the camera, and slides into the ring. She pops up to her feet and heads to the hard cam side of the ring. She slides her torso in between the top and middle rope. She smiles and throws her arms open forming the horns with her hands. Izzy's eyes widen and her smile looks a little more crazed. She pulls back and looks on at her opponent eager to get down.

As soon as the bell rings, Brea charges at Izzy. Much to her surprise, Izzy charges as well, and they meet in the middle with big cross bodies. They begin to trade strikes on the ground as they begin to rolls around and trade mounted positions. Brea gets on top and begins to just slam the champion’s head into the mat. Lombardi pops up to her feet, feeling the energy as she hypes the crowd up. She goes for a running punt kick, but Izzy counters with a schoolgirl roll-up. Brea rolls through to her knees, but IVD is up to her feet and delivers a superkick. Lombardi is out on her feet as Izzy hooks the head and drags her up for a snap DDT. She covers, but only Lombardi kicks out at 1! Izzy goes to the corner and leaps off with a STAGE DI- LOMBARDI ROLLS AWAY!!! Brea now goes to the same middle turnbuckle and leaps off with her own STAGE DIVE!!! Brea now covers Izzy for a 1… 2… IZZY KICKS OUT!!! Brea quickly goes grabs one of IVD’s legs and quickly locks her in a Figure Four Leg Lock!!! Izzy has nowhere to as she sits up and tries to scratch Brea’s legs. Brea starts to bridge into a FIGURE EIGH- IZZY COUNTERS!!! She uses her opponent’s instability to roll her over and switch the pressure!!! Brea is quick to release the leg lock to get free.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: These two are just so evenly matched. I truly believe if anyone will take the NVR Women’s Championship from Izzy, it’ll be Lombardi!

K.T. ANDERSON: I feel like I’m watching the rock & roll version of Ryu and Ken tbh… and we all know only one of those wins.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Which one is Ryu and which one is Ken?

K.T. ANDERSON: I think we both know that one is...

Izzy and Brea get to their feet and begin to swing wildly. They brawl through the ropes and onto the floor without missing a single strike. Brea is able to hook Izzy’s head and suplexes her onto the steel steps. Izzy rolls onto the floor, and Brea steps off of the steps for another STAGE DIVE!!! Lombardi lifts her up, but Izzy shoves Brea into the apron. Izzy breaks the count by sweeping her legs through the ropes in a Tiger Feint fashion. Big spinning back fist by Lombardi, trying to halt IVD’s momentum, but Izzy ducks it. She doubles Brea over and delivers KICK AND SNARE!!! Brea is out on her feet as Izzy slides into the ring, looking for SUICIDAL TENDE-NO!!! Brea jumps out of the way! Izzy barely gets up as Brea slides into the ring herself now. Lombardi hits the ropes and does a POWERSLIDE INTO A SUICIDE SUNSET DRIVER!!! THE CROWD LOSES THEIR SHIT!!! Brea desperately throws Izzy back in for a pin attempt… 1… 2… Izzy kicks out!!! Brea is quick to get to the nearest corner and times a perfect TORNADO DDT OF SOU- IZZY SHOVES HER OFF!!! Izzy follows up with a big spinning forea- BREA WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!!! She hooks the head into a small package cover for the 1… 2… IZZY FLIPS IT OVER!!! 1… 2… BREA FLIPS IT BACK!!! 1… 2… KICK OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, WILL SOMEBODY GET MOMENTUM AND KEEP IT??? PLEASE???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I don’t think anyone has gotten this close to beating Izzy 1v1 in a title match in years here!

K.T. ANDERSON: Did you forget about Jack Fucking Tillman?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Does that really count, though???

Brea starts stomping on Izzy’s head, just trying to drill her face into the mat. She grabs Izzy by the hair and pulls her up to her knees. Izzy sends some shots to the gut of Brea, but Lombardi drills her with a knee to the jaw. Brea hooks IVD up in a double underhook. Knowing this is the set-up for her finish, Izzy begins to drive her towards the ropes. Izzy is able to get one arm wrapped around the ropes, unbeknownst to Brea, as Lombardi tries for her SYMPHONY OF DESTRU- IZZY IS ABLE TO KEEP HOLD OF THE ROPE!!! Brea is quick to get back to her feet, as Izzy tries to get a breather AND BREA CHARGES FOR A TORNADO DDT OF SOULS!!! It lands perfectly and she covers Izzy for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! IZZY KICKS OUT!!! Lombardi gets to her feet as Izzy tries to do the same. Brea catches her with a SPLIT LEGGED LEG DROP!!! Izzy is down now, and Brea is able to stumble over the ropes. She climbs to the top rope and calls for a MOSH ROO- IZZY LEAPS UP AND HITS THE TOP ROPE!!! Brea goes gooch first into the ring post as Izzy coasts the ropes to the turnbuckle. Izzy grabs Brea’s head and drills her with ADIOS AMIGOS!!! Izzy barely drapes an arm over Lombardi as she goes for an exhausted cover and the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPION... IZZY VAN DOREN!!!

Izzy and Brea stay laying in the ring. Izzy starts to roll to the ropes as she gets helped up by Jeff the Ref. He hands her title and tries to raise her hand, but Izzy just falls down to her knees in exhaustion. Lombardi happens to roll to her knees as well and comes face to face with Izzy. They look at each other as they hyperventilate, but it seems like only pleasantries and sportsman-like comments are made. Brea and Izzy shake hands and bow to each other before Izzy rolls out to get some medical attention and to celebrate her title defense!

K.T. ANDERSON: What is this? Title defense #100 for Izzy? I feel like she’s been a champion for a long ass time!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Izzy Van Doren has certainly had a dominant reign as Women’s Champion, but Brea Lombardi continues to push Izzy to her limit!

[NVR Staff]

NOVEMBER 1st, 2021
CUTTING EDGE
FORT WORTH, TX



MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
LASH DONOHUE (C)
vs
JULIANNA DIMARIA

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HEADLINE

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
TJS (C)
vs
KAI URIGAWA

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TRICK OR TREAT MATCH
RAPTOЯ vs NAOKI OJIMA vs KIRA BROOKS vs
vs KAREN WILLOW vs DONA ROTTEN vs REBEL MANSON

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NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TAG TEAM MATCH
INDY DARLINGS (C)
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)
vs
WORLD'S MOST OKAY TAG TEAM
(RILEY SAVELL & JESSICA ANDERSON)

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NVR WRESTLING
SAN FRANCISCO
OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
DEATH MATCH
SINGLES MATCH*
ANTHONY CROSS (C)
vs
DARBY MACNAMARA

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SINGLES MATCH
DAX LEVANDRIER
vs
CORAZON NEGRO

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TWIN SERIES
SINGLES MATCH
BREE SMITH
vs
BREA LOMBARDI
(1-0)

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TWIN SERIES
SINGLES MATCH
MIMI SMITH
vs
JD DRIFTWOOD
(0-1)

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OPENING MATCH
TAG TEAM MATCH
STRONGHOLD
(FREDDIE FLORENTINO & DONNIE PROWER)
vs
DOPLE GANG
(JAMIE-LYNN DOPLE & LYNDSY JAMES DOPLE)

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PLUS APPEARANCES BY MEMBERS OF THE NVR WRESTLING ROSTER THAT MAY NOT BE BOOKED
CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE

* Assuming Anthony Cross retains his championship later tonight. If he does not retain, the match will still go on as a non-title match.

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
TAG TEAM MATCH

LASH DONOHUE & JULIANNA DIMARIA
vs
STRONGHOLD
(FREDDIE FLORENTINO & DONNIE PROWER)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR HEADLINE BOUT FOR THE EVENING!!!

NVR WRESTLING!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The beginning of "Icon" By Jaden Smith plays. The high pitch singing plays for a moment as nothing around the area changes. Suddenly the music pauses and the lights go out.

IT'S STRONGHOLD...
IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lights come back on as the lyrics begin and Stronghold burst through the curtain. Freddie licks his pinkies and fixes his eyebrows in the camera as Donnie pops his collar. Donnie charges down to the ring as Freddie hops to the beat on his way down. Prower slides into the ring and goes towards the hard cam side as Florentino meets up with him at the apron. They look at each other and pose in the ropes with simultaneous and symmetric bicep flexes as they say that "Stronghold is in the Mother Fucking House". Freddie spins into the ring as Donnie backs up into the corner and takes his mask off. They do their secret handshake and talk strategy as they wait for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next, their opponent…

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look on her face. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight, and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans that are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And her partner…

The arena plunges into darkness apart from a shimmering red strobe on the stage which moves in tune to the beat, there is a sudden explosion of fiery pyro, and Lash gets a warm reaction as he leaps out from the backstage area at the same time. Lash Donohue strides down the ramp confidently, his arms stretched out, slapping the hands which reach out to him. The fans get a lot more enthusiastic as Lash leaps up onto the barricade and shows off his agility. Lash reaches the end of the barricade wall and looks around, giving a somewhat cocky smirk as several flashbulbs go off while he leaps from the Wall to the ring apron, strikes his trademark pose, and 'skins the cat'. Lash Donohue ascends to the top rope and gestures for the crowd to get louder before jumping down and awaiting his opponent.

The match starts with Freddie and Lash. Freddie quickly shoots around for the leg, trips up the world champion put him in a side headlock, and flexes. Lash is quickly lifting Florentino up for a back suplex, but Freddie rolls backward onto his feet. Lash spins around and chases Freddie, but the Flowey One backpedals into his corner and tags out. Donnie Prower leapfrogs over the top rope Donnie goes for a leg sweep, but when Lash leaps over it, Donnie quickly transitions into a single leg takedown. He starts to grapple with Lash, trying to embarrass the World Champion with his ground game. Lash is able to catch Prower by the head and rolls to get a side-mount. He drills a few punches into the face of Prower, but Donnie is quick to get free. They pop up to their feet, and Prower goes to initiate a collar-elbow tie-up. Lash is quick though and instead baits Prower in for a Monkey Flip into the corner. Lash pops up and hits 3-9 KNEES!!! He tags in Julianna and they roll Prower out to the center of the ring. DiMaria hits the ropes and delivers a SHINING WIZARD!!! She pins Donnie for the 1… 2… DONNIE KICKS OUT AND FREDDIE BREAKS IT UP AS WELL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: DEM BOYS ARE LOOKING SHARP IN THEIR DEBUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Yes, but the top two wrestlers in the company have quickly taken control back in the match-up!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOL’ UP!!! HOL’ UP!!! HOL’ UP!!! THEY DEM BOYS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Ah yeas, such an educated comment!

Freddie and Donnie quickly start using quick tags to get the advantage over DiMaria. Julianna tries to get the tag, but Lash wasn’t holding the tag rope, so they got the referee to negate the tag. More legal distractions, like calling out when Lash is entering the ring illegally, land Julianna on the wrong side of the ring. She seems trapped as Freddie Florentino hooks her in a suplex that he floats over into a guillotine choke. He has her trapped away from the ropes, so she targets his legs and makes him stumble. He tries to hold on to the choke, but Julianna does a handspring up and out of the hold. Freddie goes to trip Julianna up, but she hits a good back kick that stuns him. Tag to Lash, and he has the tag rope this time, as he gets into the ring and hits a running elbow drop on Florentino as he tries to go to the corner. Lash quickly grabs Freddie’s arm and begins to just stomp on it for the POGO PLUNGE!!! Lash begins to drag Freddie to his feet, BUT FREDDIE POPS HIM UP!!! RIVERSIDE RIDE!!! Florentino scrambles to the corner and tags Prower. Prower hits the ropes as Lash gets to his feet… TILT-A-WHIRL INTO AN OCTOPUS STRETCH!!! Lash goes down to a knee from how fast the tilt-a-whirl was. Prower begins to just drill hammerfists into the back of Lash’s head. Lash begins to fade as he falls to the mat. Donnie continues to drill him with fists and Steph is about to call the match, BUT JULIANNA DIMARIA WITH THE SAVE!!! She springboards off the top rope with a Spiral Tap to break the hold!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: GREAT SAVE BY JULIANNA THERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT WAS FUCKING ILLEGAL!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Since when do you care???

K.T. ANDERSON: SINCE THE STRONGHOLD DEBUTED!!!

Julianna and Lash light Donnie up, much to the protest of Freddie Florentino. They pick him up for a Double Gorilla Press into a Double sit-out chokeslam! When they are done, Julianna heads through the ropes, but Freddie catches her midstep with a big running knee. He’s had enough of their “cheating”, as he shoves her back into the ring. Lash tries to hit a shoulder thrust through the ropes to knock Freddie off, but Freddie flips over him and the top rope! Freddie helps Donnie up, but Donohue charges at him- DOUBLE SUPERKICK!!! Julianna gets up, but Freddie grabs her by the arm and climbs up the ropes. Freddie does Old School across the top rope, before leaping off FOR POETIC JUSTICE!!! At the same time, Donnie targets Lash and hit a ROLLING KNEEBAR right next to where Freddie lands his armbar!!! Lash and Julianna reaches out for each other, to prevent the other from tapping out. Julianna and Lash devise a plan and they both begin to roll towards the ropes. Julianna stacks up Freddie as Lash is able to make it to the ropes. Everyone gets to their feet at the same time, as Julianna and Lash land simultaneous pump kicks and THEY HIT THEIR FINISHERS AT THE SAME TIME!!! Julianna and Lash pin Freddie and Donnie, but Lash technically gets the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... LASH DONOHUE & JULIANNA DIMARIA!!!

Julianna and Lash stand tall over Stronghold. Lash is handed his title, but Julianna doesn’t take her eye off the belt. Freddie and Donnie roll to the outside and say something about how “The REAL Champion will be coming back to take what’s his”, but nobody reads all this stuff anyways. Lash notices that DiMaria is looking at his title, so he raises it even higher. Julianna points at the title and says there’s no running from her anymore. Lash nods and says “I’ll see you on Halloween!!!”. The crowd pops for the huge title match that is getting announced!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE FINALLY GETTING DONOHUE vs DIMARIA NEXT MONTH!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: FORGET THEM, STRONGHOLD JUST DEBUTED IN A HEADLINE MATCH AGAINST THE FAKE WORLD CHAMPION AND THE #1 CONTENDER!!!

[NVR Staff]

EARLIER TODAY...
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross is walking into the backstage area of the Showboat. He has his cell phone up to his left ear, he his wheeling his luggage behind him

ANTHONY CROSS: No, no, no! Just make it happen!

Something catches Anthony’s eye.

ANTHONY CROSS: I gotta go. Just make things happen on your end.

Leaving his luggage right where he stands, Anthony rushes across the backstage area.

ANTHONY CROSS: Hey!!! Yeah you, boy wonder!

Anthony walks up to a nervous looking Grady.

ANTHONY CROSS: What gives you the right to start assigning referees to matches much less MY matches?!?!?!

GRADY THE INTERN: Um....

ANTHONY CROSS: Keep your damn mouth shut when I ask you a question!!!

GRADY THE INTERN: Huh?

ANTHONY CROSS: You heard me! Do you understand me?

GRADY THE INTERN: Um ok, I think.

ANTHONY CROSS: Didn’t I just tell you to keep your mouth shut when I ask you a question?

Grady nods his head that he understands what Anthony just said.

ANTHONY CROSS: So why are you continuing to talk? What you can do is go get me some face time with our illustrious General Manager or someone in NVR management that actually gets paid to make decisions for this promotion so they can right your wrong.

Grady turns and walks away from Anthony as Anthony makes his way back to his luggage.

ANTHONY CROSS: (Whispers to himself) Some people are freaking unbelievable.

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
We see Dani Davies standing just outside of the women's locker room. She's setting her wrist tape and getting ready for her Main Event title match later tonight. Suddenly, Darby MacNamara pops up in front of her as he is searching for shiny things. Dani rolls her eyes as Darby turns around to realize that he's not alone and stands straight up like he wasn't doing anything. He points to the referee shirt he's wearing.

DARBY MACNAMARA: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Dani looks at him with annoyance.

DANI DAVIES: And where exactly did you "find that"?

Darby has to think for a minute to remember where he got it from. He points at the women's locker room door.

DARBY MACNAMARA: In there! I was looking for snacks and saw it. It was just sitting there folded neatly on a pair of pants. It was basically asking for me to take it, plus it smells good!

Dani's eyes widen a bit.

DANI DAVIES: I should've known you were the one who took Steph the Ref's shirt. She was just in the shower! Good thing she was changing into her street clothes.

DARBY MACNAMARA: SEE!!! She wasn't even gonna use it anymore. No big! Speaking of No Big... I can't tell you how much Cross paid me to make sure he wins, but I am willing to be bribed for something like REALLY shiny or tasty or both...

Darby leans in, trying to make sure she understands how much emphasis he's putting on his offer. Dani shoves him away and glares at him.

DANI DAVIES: First things first, I don't give a fuck about how much he paid you. I don't give a fuck about how much he paid Trixie Decker. I don't care how much he paid for fucking breakfast. You're only a part of this match because the Twitter Intern forgot you existed, and if you cost me this match... you're going to need a lot more than just something shiny to save you from me. Got it?

Dani jabs Darby in the chest with her pointer finger. He grabs at his chest as if she stabbed him. He looks at her with a smile, though.

DARBY MACNAMARA: Well now I'm DEFINITELY not going to help yo-

DANI DAVIES: SECONDLY, I don't need help beating that roided out talent vacuum. I don't need anyone's help beating him. I almost had him beat last time if it wasn't for the other big roided out talent vacuum interfering in my match last time. Tonight... I prove that I'm not just a Wildling, a Giant Slayer, or a main eventer... I am a CHAMPION. I'm going to kick his head in, stomp it into the fucking mat, and then someone is going to count three. Whether it's you, Trixie, the twitter guy, or anyone else who works for this company, it doesn't matter. I'm walking away as the champion. That's it.

Darby drifted off as she was talking, high-key scheming on stealing the belt and walking away mid-match. He realizes Dani is done talking and nods.

DARBY MACNAMARA: Yea, that sounds great Danos. I'll see you out there. I've still got a few minutes to look for shinies and snacks, so I'm gonna go do that now.

More eye-rolling from Dani Davies as Darby begins snooping and walking down the hall looking for stuff.

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING
SAN FRANCISCO
OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SPECIAL REFEREES
SINGLES MATCH
ANTHONY CROSS (C)
vs
DANI DAVIES

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT AND IT IS FOR THE NVR SAN FRANCISCO OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

DANI DAVIES!!!
ENFORCER!!!
DANI DAVIES!!!
ENFORCER!!!
DANI DAVIES!!!
ENFORCER!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the referees…

The upbeat, fast-paced tunes of Machine Gun Kelly’s pop-punk “Kiss Kiss” start to play and Darby comes out from backstage with his usual carefree energy. Pausing he’ll glance around to study the crowd and then begin to make his way quickly. On his way to the ring he’ll try and barter and trade with fans along the ramp, looking to exchange any of the nick nacks he might have picked up backstage (or who the hell knows where else). Sometimes he might be successful. Others he might come up empty. But eventually, he’ll turn his attention back to the task at hand, ascend the steel ring steps, and then up the nearby turnbuckle post, flipping off the top turnbuckle and into the ring where he shows everyone the referee shirt he stole.

We don’t know Trixie Decker like that, but she comes out to her own music anyways. She wears her referee shirt with pride as she walks down to the ring. Being the secondary referee, she walks around the ringside, hi-fiving NVR fans and talking to Darby about being fair and impartial from ringside.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next, the challenger…

The opening of Mad Hatter begins to play, as lights flash to the tune of the little bells, but then the lights all change to a scarlet color as the verse first hits and Dani Davies steps out. She starts to walk down to the ring, singing the lyrics to the song as she stays away from the fans at ringside.

The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, make me feel sane

Dani walks towards the camera, reciting these words as she hopes onto the apron and poses. She looks around at the crowd with a bit of disgust, as she spins into the ring and poses one more time, still singing the words to the song as the music.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entranceway. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs onto the ring apron, looks out at the crowd, and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.

Darby signals for the bell as Enforcer and Davies just charge at each other. Dani tries for a big punch, but Cross happens to shoulder tackle her to the ground. He starts to hit Dani with some heavy mounted punches. Dani is able to roll out of his grasp and gets to her feet. She catches Cross with a Jaw Breaker and dropkicks him into the corner, but when she goes for a flying forearm, Enforcer catches her with a big boot. Davies stumbles backward and Anthony grabs her up for a big suplex toss into the ring ropes. Davies rolls out of the ring for a breather. Darby isn’t really counting, so Trixie begins the count. Cross gets baited to the outside and suddenly Darby gets into the count, speeding Trixie’s established count up. Cross turns and yells at Darby, just for him to get hit with a big leaping knee from Dani. She rolls him back into the ring, before getting on the apron. She stalks Anthony for a moment, slingshots herself into the ring, and catching The Champion with a barrel roll X-Factor. She covers Cross, but she only gets a 2 count! She begins to deliver a series of stiff kicks, trying to keep Cross down on his knees. Eventually, he catches her leg and delivers a pop-up powerbomb to Davies for a 2 count! Enforcer whips her into the ropes and slams Dani with a big spinning spine buster. Anthony hooks the leg for the 1…. 2…. DANI KICKS OUT!!! Cross yells at Darby for wavering with the count, but Trixie says it was a clear 2 count, slow or not.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Is it just me or was that count a little slow? I know Darby has it out for Cross, but let’s keep this as fair as possible people.

K.T. ANDERSON: Aren’t you rooting for Dani? What does it matter?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Because unlike you, I’m a professional and also believe in the sanctity of a match.

K.T. ANDERSON: Oh cry me a river, the second ref said it was a good legal count.

Cross has Davies trapped in another mount and is just drilling her with elbows. She’s trying to defend herself, but he starts hitting even stiffer punches. Darby starts to yell at Cross for using closed-fist strikes, an old and outdated rule but still a rule, and Cross just explodes with anger. He pops up and tries to swing on MacNamara, but Trixie Decker slides in and cuts him off. Trixie says Darby was in the right, and Darby sticks his tongue out at Cross. Cross is done with MacNamara using real rules to mess with him, so he turns around and goes towards Davies… BUT SHE CATCHES HIM IN AN INSIDE CRADLE!!! 1… 2… CROSS KICKS OUT!!! Both pop up to their feet, and Cross whips Davies into the corner. He charges and she tries to leapfrog over him, but he scouts the jump and he is able to set her backward on the top rope. He climbs up with her, looking for his super german suplex, but Darby starts yelling at him again for going into an illegal area. Enforcer drops from the top of the corner and chases Darby onto the apron. Enforcer turns around once again, BUT DANI DROPKICKS HIM!!! Cross is able to stumble his way through the ropes and get away from Davies. He walks up to Trixie and airs his frustration with Darby and asks for just some extra time outside of the ring, but Trixie begins to count anyways. Dani hits the ropes, but Cross sees this. Enforcer steps away from Trixie, who gets wiped out by Dani Davies as she comes flying through the ropes! Dani looks down at Trixie with very little sympathy. She turns around to see Cross back in the ring… WITH HIS HANDS ON DARBY!!! He grabs Darby by the collar and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO DAN- NO!!! DANI SIDE STEPS!!! Darby crashes onto Trixie Decker as she was getting to her feet. Dani goes into the ring as both of them realize both referees are out for good! The crowd goes crazy as they circle the ring!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Whelp, there goes those special guest referees everyone made a big deal about!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I’m afraid of where this match may go with both referees out!

K.T. ANDERSON: I’m not! This shit is about to get wild! Don’t forget this time last year when Cross debuted, he broke one chick’s leg and broke another’s back!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Even more reason to be concerned...

A trainer at ringside checks on Decker and MacNamara and throws an X, but we don’t know if it’s for Darby or Trixie. Dani and Anthony really don’t care about the loss of referees as they begin to just throw wild strikes at each other. Dani bobs and weaves to land as many strikes as she can, but Cross’s heavy hands start to weigh on her. After five or six big punches land, we see Cross start to blow up, so he hooks her up for the DEATH PENA- DANI SPINS OUT OF THE HEADLOCK!!! JUMPING HEAD TRIP KICK!!! Cross is dazed as Dani doubles him over for a PILEDR- ENFORCER COUNTERS WITH A BIG REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!! Cross covers her, but nobody is there to count still as both Darby and Trixie have been taken to the back. Senior Official Jeff “The Ref” Coors finally comes running down the ramp as Enforcer has Dani Davies out cold in the ring. Cross pulls Dani up to her feet and DELIVERS A LIFTING VARIANT OF THE DEATH PENALTY!!! HE COVERS HER FOR THE 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANI KICKED OUT AT 2.99999!!! Cross can’t believe it, because nobody has kicked out of his Death Penalty in NVR before. He grabs Dani by the hair and begins to set up his OMER- DANI COUNTERS WITH A STUNNER!!! Cross staggers back into the ropes, but REBOUNDS WITH A SPE- DANI COUNTERS WITH A PEDIGREE!!! Cross is on his hands and knees and Dani hits LOVE LAYBABY!!! She rolls him over for the 1… 2... ENFORCER KICKS OUT!!! Dani smacks the mat as she gets to her feet. She sets him up for CRUEL INTENTIO- CROSS IS ABLE TO ESCAPE!!! Cross gets to his feet, but Davies leaps onto his back with a DOUBLE D-LOCK!!! Cross scrambles to the corner, knowing the only way to get out of the lock is to squash Dani. He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle squishing Dani… BUT SHE DOESN’T LET GO!!! She locks in the body scissors and yells at Cross to tap out. He refuses and tries to get to the ropes, but he just can’t get there. Cross begins to fade and he decides to use his last ounce of energy to TAP OUT!!! Jeff the Ref calls for the bell!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION… AND NEW NVR SAN FRANCISCO OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION… DANI DAVIES!!!

Jeff the Ref pulls Dani Davies to her feet and hands her the San Francisco Openweight Championship! Dani can’t believe her eyes for a minute, as she looks at the heap of humanity she just had to literally choke out in order to win. Darby MacNamara stumbles down to the ring, holding his ribs, seemingly to congratulate his friend (?), but instead, he tries to steal the shiny belt, but she shoves him away. Enforcer slowly sits up as he shoves the trainers away. He gets to his feet and reaches his hand out as a sign of respect. Dani doesn’t really care for his respect, but obliges with a quick shake, before instantly going to raising the title belt high in the air and celebrating!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S DONE IT!?!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I HAVE CALLED IT SINCE HER DEBUT!!! DANI DAVIES IS THE FUTURE OF THE INDUSTRY, AND THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY TITLE REIGNS FOR HER!!!

[NVR Staff]