LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS TIME 3- 03/15/2022

[NVR Staff]

MARCH 15th, 2022
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

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OPENING MATCH
NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE
TAG TEAM MATCH
WORLD'S MOST CHADDEST TAG TEAM (*)
(JESSICA ANDERSON** & NATALIE KASSIDY)
vs
CHISELTOOTH & NO HOMIE

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR OPENING MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!!!

NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

"Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip hits as the cameras begin searching the arena for "Ol' Onionpocket". Finally, a commotion in the crowd catches the camera's eye as the fans partway for Chiseltooth himself. He is stumbling towards the ring, yelling and snorting at the crowd. He grabs random cups of beer from the crowd and chugs them to the disgust of the fans. He finally makes his way to the guardrail as he pushes a chair over to crawl over the rail and fall to the floor. He stands to his feet, barely, as he looks around before grabbing one last beer and hauling ass to the ring before he gets hit. He slides in sloppily before standing to his feet and taking a chug from the beer. He then lays the rest of the beer in the corner before waiting in the corner for his opponent.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And his partner...

“You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC hits and the lights flash red and blue, signaling the arrival of everybody’s favorite hobo! The music builds up progressively, every chord that plays generating excitement and as the drums smash, out comes No Homie in his signature Australian lucha mask and street blanket for a cape, beating his chest like King Kong and screaming “MAAAAAAAAAATE!!!” at the top of his lungs. The crowd of course responds with passion, as The Roofless One nods back at them in acknowledgment and removes the blanket from around his shoulders, throwing it to the crowd and marching to the ring in defiance. The homeless Australian was in the building... and he was drinking Hobo Juice.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Now introducing the briefcase holders...

"I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson and Natalie Kassidy emerge from the curtain. They stand with their feet at roughly a shoulders width apart and raise their right index fingers into the air. At the top of her lungs, Jessica screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Natalie are. Natalie nods, and barks that nobody could stand up to them.

After a moment of yelling at the fans, the women begin to make their way down the ramp. They start walking with a skip in their step and a scowl on their faces. They look around the venue disapprovingly, still talking about how they’re better than everyone else. Jessica quickly leaps up onto the ring apron, before straddling the middle rope. Natalie rolls into the ring, poses behind Jess, and they both wink at the camera. Nat gives Jess’ backside a slight spank, and then Jessica pulls the rest of her form into the ring. From here, they both back into their corner ready for the match to start.

No Homie and Jessica start the match out, and they circle the ring. Anderson doesn’t look like she really wants to wrestle any hobos, but No Homie is eager to tie up with the fashion mogul. Jessica wrestles defensively to stay away from No Homie, but he ends up whipping her into his corner. Chiseltooth tags himself in, and he starts getting really creepy and grabby. The Homicidal Hobo shoots behind Anderson and bites her on the ass, but this gives Jessica a chance to break away from him and superkick him in the face. A tag to Natalie Kassidy, and together they hit double hip attacks for a 2 count. Nat starts to take control, but Chiseltooth grabs a fork from his underwear and threatens to stab Natalie. The referee starts trying to wrestle the weapon out of his hands, but doesn’t see No Homie walk up and spit HOBO JUICE IN NAT’S EYES!!! The rancid hooch burns her eyes and this gives Chiseltooth a chance to tag out. No homie takes advantage of Kassidy being blinded and begins to assault her with strikes. No Homie has Kassidy up in a fireman's carry. He backs into the corner, tagging Chiseltooth. Natalie tries to grab the ropes, but Chiseltooth bites her hand. Nat let's go, No Homie steps out of the corner, and Chiseltooth springboards off the top rope and hits a double stomp into Homie's Death Valley Driver!!! Chiseltooth covers Natalie for the 1… 2… JESSICA WITH THE SAVE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: VICIOUS TACTICS BY NO HOMIE AND CHISELTOOTH!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I LOVE MID-MATCH MURDER, BUT I DON’T LOVE THE VICTIMS BEING JESS AND NAT!!!

No Homie tags himself in right when Chiseltooth looked to capitalize once again on Natalie Kassidy. Chiseltooth was going for BEYOND GEEKED and technically hit it when his partner tagged in. Chiseltooth was not happy with this, but No Homie ignored him. No Homie follows up with IT CAME FROM AUSTRALIA!!! No Homie goes for the cover… 1… 2… JESS GOES FOR THE SA-NO!!! Chiseltooth pulled No Homie out of the ring. Chiseltooth grabs a second fork from his underwear and begins to stab No Homie. Chiseltooth shows that he’s “Just as Roofless” as No Homie by nearly tearing No Homie’s mask off with the fork. No Homie is torn up, and Chiseltooth throws him back into the ring before walking off and stealing someone’s beer. Natalie has gone and tagged out, so now Jessica has a bloodied No Homie all to herself. Standing moonsault knee drop to keep No Homie down, before she grabs him by his torn-up mask and drills him with a STUNNED SILENCE!!! Jessica covers, but No Homie kicks out at 2 somehow. She drags him to the corner and tags Natalie back in. They take turns stomping him in the corner. After a few rounds of stomps, Kassidy is the wrestler pulled from the corner to let No Homie breathe. No Homie gets to his feet and throws a wild punch, despite being clearly out of it, and completely misses. Boot to the gut by Natalie, as she tags Jess back in, hooks the head, and delivers TALIE-HO!!! The swinging neck breaker hits perfect, and Jessica Anderson follows up with a SHOW STEALER!!! Jessica covers No Homie for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BRIEFCASE HOLDER… THE WORLD’S MOST CHADDEST TAG TEAM… JESSICA ANDERSON & NATALIE KASSIDY!!!

Jessica is handed her briefcase and the two celebrate in the ring. Hoping the barricade, Chad Kassidy joins in the celebration, kicking No Homie to the side. He points to Jess and Nat and claims that they’re going to be the next Tag Team Champions! TWMCTT continue to hype themselves in the ring.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Jessica and Natalie retain their briefcase, but I wonder what’s going to happen with Chiseltooth and No Homie.

K.T. ANDERSON: WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT BUM FIGHTS, WHEN THE NEXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE RIGHT THERE IN THE RING???

[NVR Staff]

EARLIER TODAY...
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross is walking through the halls of Studio Merlot in a gray three-piece suit. He slides his sunglasses off his face as he continues to walk down the hallway.

ANTHONY CROSS: It has been a while since I have stepped into this studio and it has been even longer since I held what is now the Golden Openweight title belt in my hand. I made such a mark as the San Francisco Openweight Champion that NVR management knew that nobody could compare to what I did during my time as champion. This is why the change in the championship’s name. But Dani beat me fair and square back in September and I have come to terms with that. For the last several months I have just kind of been around plotting what my next move will be.

Anthony gets to his private locker room, opens the door, and walks into his locker room. He sets his sunglasses down and slides his luggage into the room. He shuts the door behind him and takes his suit jacket off and drapes it over a chair.

ANTHONY CROSS: It may have taken a bit longer than I would have liked but Rome wasn’t built in a day and things are setting up quite nicely for me now. Tonight, I of course have a triple threat match that could have championship implications. Now since Grady tweeted that he can’t take it back and as we all know what Grady tweets come to fruition. So, when I do beat the human car wreck, JD Driftwood, and the rotten Miss Congeniality tonight I will stick my nose into the championship scene once again then do whatever I need to do to reclaim NVR glory.

Anthony smirks and walks out of the camera view.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
#1 CONTENDERSHIP
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
JD DRIFTWOOD
vs
DONA ROTTEN
vs
ANTHONY CROSS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO DRIFTWOOD!!!
SPIT, DONA!!! SPIT!!!]
LET’S GO ENFORCER!!!
SPIT, DONA!!! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO DRIFTWOOD!!!
SPIT, DONA!!! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO ENFORCER!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first…

The intro to "Symbol of Nevermore" by Superjoint as the crowd gets to their feet. After a few moments, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, pacing across the stage area and screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO". After a couple of minutes of hype, the verse hits, and he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to mid-ring. The Toxic Knockout finally lets her eyes pan across the ringside area, before spitting a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the match's start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entranceway. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs onto the ring apron, looks out at the crowd, and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.

The bell rings and oddly enough, all three wrestlers roll to the outside. Each of them was expecting the other 2 to start fighting, and they were going to pick the advantageous one off. Realizing that tactic won’t work, they all slide into the ring. JD and Enforcer decide to target the smaller Dona Rotten, but instantly she spits VENOMOUS MISST!!! It gets in the face of Cross and she follows up by headbutting JD. She starts taking the fight to Driftwood as Anthony is blinded, and is keeping him at bay for the moment. She bell claps JD, but here comes Cross with a haphazard lariat, which she ducks. Cross takes down Driftwood. Rotten jumps on Enforcer’s back, trying to choke him out, but he snapmares her. Cross drops to a knee, trying to get his bearings, but here comes Dona with a CHAINSAW KI-NO!!! Cross rolls to the outside. Dona sees JD start to get to his feet, and sends him back down with a running neck breaker. She goes to the top rope for TOXICOSIS!!! She pops up onto her knees from the impact, and ENFORCER WITH A MAFIA KICK TO THE FACE!!! He hooks Dona by the head and delivers a HELLEVATOR ONTO DRIFTWOOD!!! He stacks them both and covers them for the… 1… 2… BOTH JD AND DONA KICK OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: ENFORCER JUST SAID FUCK YOU BOTH RIGHT THERE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: It was an ambitious pin attempt, but he failed to put either away there.

Driftwood starts to make a comeback, using Dona as a battering ram at one point to drop Anthony. Dona tries to fight back, being the rabid little possum lady that she is, but JD crushes her with BUSCH GARDENS!!! Rotten rolls out of the ring… and then under it? It doesn’t matter now, because the two super heavyweights are standing there, beating the crap out of each other. Cross lands a big ax handle, but then Driftwood counters with an uppercut. Cross hits a discus forearm, and Driftwood hits the ropes to fire back with PEZ DISPE-NO!!! Cross ducks the clothesline and lifts JD up into the air like he’s going to back suplex Driftwood. However, he shows off his strength by walking JD over the corner and placing him backward on the top rope. Enforcer climbs onto the top rope, and hits an AVALANCHE BACKDROP SUPLEX!!! They nearly break the ring as they come down. They lay there for a minute before Cross gets to his feet and pulls JD up for the DEATH PENA-LOW BLOW!!! JD splits the uprights with a nasty crotch shot. Driftwood gets to his feet and places Enforcer in the PSYCHO HOLI-DONA SMASHES JD OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!! Cross is still sitting on his knees from the low blow, and Dona places the chair on his head. SHe hits the ropes for a CHAINSAW KICK!!! She covers Enforcer for the… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! DRIFTWOOD WITH THE SAVE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DONA NEARLY WINS IT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: DONA NEARLY KILLED ENFORCER THERE!!!

Driftwood just abuses Rotten for as long as he can. He takes the chair Dona used and sets it up. He grabs her up for a powerbomb, but Dona desperately escapes the hold. She hits the ropes, looking for a CHAINSAW KI-PEZ DISPENSER!!! Driftwood turns her inside out with a vicious Clothesline. Driftwood starts to hype up the crowd, calling for his finisher as he turns around AND EATS A DIVING LARIAT FROM CROSS!!! Cross takes Driftwood down and follows up with a massive spinebuster. Cross tries to pin JD, but JD rolls away before he can. That’s when Dona gets up. The crazed Rotten puts up a good fight against Cross, but the heavy hands of Enforcer start to break her down. She goes for another VENOMOUS MI-CROSS BLOCKED IT THIS TIME!!! Cross pops her up for a big powerbomb and follows up by rolling her to her knees. He hooks her up and delivers the DEATH PENALTY!!! Before he can pin Dona though, JD grabs him up for a FULL-ON HEADER THROUGH THE CHAIR!!! Driftwood with the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... JD DRIFTWOOD!!!

Driftwood rolls out of the ring, glad he has secured one last more shot at the elusive Goldenweight Championship. He screams that he’s coming for that Bitch Dani. In the ring, Cross and Rotten have slowly started getting back to their feet. Cross blames Dona for him not winning the match, because of her and her stupid mist and chair. Rotten brushes him off, but Enforcer doesn’t like that and drags her over. A brawl breaks out between the two at ringside, but it’s quickly broken up!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT AN EXPLOSIVE MATCH!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JD has one more shot at your girl, Warhead, and it looks like Enforcer and Rotten are not done yet either!!!

[NVR Staff]

"Amigo…it has come to this…."

A dimly lit scene appears on the screen as a tube television turns itself into an episode of the popular The Batgirl series. A scene featuring Dax Levandrier plays before it is paused. The camera shifts to a well-dressed man with flowing black locks and a finely trimmed and in-tune beard. His physique stretched against his blue Armani suit.

DIEGO MATIAS: "I looked in the mirror this morning and apologized to myself. I have not been myself ever since I decided to embrace that I am not only Diego Alejandro Matias but I am also Corazon Negro. I was able to get forgiveness from my friends for my actions but me seeking forgiveness and fixing burned bridges was my focus…until you and I started this Dax.

Diego looks on as the action scene continues featuring Dax and The Batgirl herself looking as beautiful as ever on the small screen. Diego smiles as it pauses again on Dax.

DIEGO MATIAS: "Movie star good looks and supposedly the toughest piece of work there is. You haven't impressed me. Your acting in this B show isn't impressive and neither is your in-ring skill. But NVR has a rocket ship up your culo. You only are getting this because management here either loves the Batgirl show or the show pays NVR to push you. I have no respect for someone that has to use Hollywood to stay relevant because they can't cut it in the ring."

Diego reaches around and grabs a baseball bat and props it up against the edge of the table.

DIEGO MATIAS: "Finally I am at peace with myself. I am Diego and Corazon. I am now ready to do what my destiny has always been and that rules NzVR Wrestling as its greatest and most dominant star. I am Diego Matias, the Latino Ace…better looks than you, friend to all, and the best-dressed man in the game. But for you in this death match….

He pulls out the black mask and slips it on. He looks back into the camera as an effect turns his eyes red as he glares.

CORAZON NEGRO:"I AM CORAZON NEGRO!! Diego….is taking the night off. And I am going to cancel you, movie star. I'm going to cancel you like how your shit boring show should have been canceled after the pilot. Deathmatch….you have no prayer. You don't have it written in your script to do what you have to do to not only survive…but to take me out. Our game ends…your push and career end as you know it now, and WE move onto our destiny.

Corazon takes the baseball bat and with Dax frozen on the screen he smashes the tv causing it to implode with smoke pouring out as the video package ends

[NVR Staff]

DEATH MATCH
DAX LEVANDRIER
vs
CORAZON NEGRO

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A DEATHMATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The song plays for 15 seconds before Dax Levandrier steps through the curtains. He stands upon the stage and cranks his neck before bellowing out this almost primal yell.

“DEFY YOU, TO THE DEATH WE DESERVE”

He starts to hop back and forth on his feet until he starts stomping down the ramp. He doesn’t once look out to the crowd, his eyes laser-focused on the ring. That’s why he didn’t see Corazon Negro SPRINGBOARD OFF THE BARRICADE!!!

The match starts on the ramp since that’s where The Blackhearted One wanted it to start. Wielding a bat, CN jumps on the back of Dax. Corazon Negro bites the ear of Levandrier nearly off before he is snapmared off. Corazon rolls to his feet as Dax desperately charges at him, but a swing of the bat to the knee sends him tumbling down into the apron skirt and below the ring. Corazon tries to play up to the fans in a maniacal way, but when he pulls the skirt up he gets BLASTED WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHING SPRAY!!! Corazon can’t breathe and backs away quickly trying to catch his breath. Dax scrambles from below the ring, grasping a chain, and he starts to whip Corazon over his back. CN has welts already, so he pulls something from his trunks and THROWS TACKS IN THE FACE OF DAX!!! Dax grabs at his face, possibly blinded by the sharp objects, and that’s when Corazon Negro grabs a bushel of light tubes. Corazon smashes them over the head back of Dax and starts to use the broken bits to stab Dax. Levandrier shoves Corazon away and Black Heart pulls out a board wrapped in barbed wire. Dax doesn’t allow CN to capitalize, grabs him in a clinch, and starts to drill heavy shots into him. Belly-to-Belly suplex into the stairs and Dax drops the straps of his singlets. As Corazon gets his feet, Dax charges with a SPEA-NO!!! Corazon Negro dives out of the way and Levandrier drives himself headfirst into the ring steps! Corazon wraps some loose barbed wire around his arms, ties Dax up, and drills him with THE BLACK ACE LARIAT!!! Dax collapses onto the barbed board and Corazon Negro coves him for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DAX PRESSES CORAZON OFF OF HIM!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS HAS BEEN A BRUTAL FIGHT SO FAR!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOW DID DAX JUST YEET CORAZON LIKE THAT???

Dax tries to fight to his feet, but Corazon Negro uses that barbed wire to add extra pain to his forearm strikes. Dax’s face is all tore up and Corazon tries for TRES ENEMI-NO!!! Two big gut punches from the Everest Heavyweight Champion drops Corazon to his knees. CN tries to catch his breath, but he gets picked up into a big Military Press and GETS YEETED INTO THE CROWD!!! Levandrier takes a moment to catch his breath before climbing over the barricade… AND GETTING BLASTED BY CHAIR!!! Corazon took a fan’s chair and threw it at Dax, clipping him in the head. Dax stumbles back towards the ring as Corazon crawls over the barricade. Corazon puts up a bit of a chase, draining the last of Dax’s energy, before hitting him with the bat again. Dax rolls into the ring, trying to avoid any more damage and Corazon grabs a big panel of glass and two chairs. Corazon begins to set the glass and the chairs up in the ring, and tries to go for a CORAZON RO-NO!!! Back body drop by Dax saves him from a piledriver into the glass. Corazon lands on his feet though and superkicks Dax in the back of the head. Levandrier lays on the mat and Corazon gingerly climbs up to the top rope. He takes a good long look at the damage he has caused Dax and goes for TRIBUTE TO THE KI-SPEAR!!! Dax spears Corazon out of the air! Levandrier instantly transitions into a mount and starts to drill Corazon with massive elbows that nearly knock him out there. Dax grabs the eyeholes of Corazon Negro’s mask and completely rips the mask in half. We see Diego’s face for the first time in NVR in a year, and this sparks him back up. He opens up with a flurry of strikes that stagger the Leviathan. Just pure adrenaline as he stands up and goes for SIN AMOR THROUGH THE GLA-NO!!! Dax catches him mid-move and counters Sin Amor into the LEVANDRIVER THROUGH THE GLASS!!! Dax grabs both legs and covers Diego for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DAX LEVANDRIER!!!

Dax is covered in blood, and can hardly stand up, so he just rolls out of the ring to get onto his feet. Corazon Negro lays in a puddle of blood and glass as paramedics come to give him medical aid. They have to cut the rest of his mask off in order to give him proper attention, despite protest from the weakened luchador. Dax says he’s tired of playing with these kids and he’s ready to step up to the big leagues.

K.T. ANDERSON: HOLY FUCK, I really thought he killed Corazon. Maybe I should be nicer to Gemma…

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: What a vicious war between these two!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
KAI URIGAWA
vs
BRODY HOWITZER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLE MATCH!!!

LET’S GO BRODY!!!
KILL, KAI! KILL!!!
LET’S GO BRODY!!!
KILL, KAI! KILL!!!
LET’S GO BRODY!!!
KILL, KAI! KILL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

“Not Once, Not Ever, No Way”

"I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"

The music kicks through the PA as Kai steps through the curtain. He’s all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket and puts it in. The switch is flipped and Kai steps down the aisle quickly to the ring.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: "Coming down the aisle: From Jacksonville, FL; he weighs in 177 lbs, Kai URIGAAAAWAAAAA!!!"

Kai hops up onto the apron hard cam side, looks over his shoulder at his opponent, and enters the ring. Urigawa takes off his vest and falls into the corner, doing some last-minute stretching.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And his opponent...

The tempo of "Journey to the Center of the Mind" would pick up gradually, as Brody makes his way to the top of the ramp and holds a kendo stick in the "This is my Boomstick!" pose, before pointing it at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring after some stagehand rolls out some red carpet for him to walk, as he enters the ring ready to make some art.

The B-List King and the Dragon of Duval circle the ring. Kai goes in for the tie-up, but Brody ducks it. Kai tries for a big kick, but still, Howitzer evades. Brody is running out of room as he backs away from the Kai and finds himself stuck in the corner. Urigawa charges at Brody, but Howitzer scrambles up the top turnbuckle. Kai nearly goes into the ring post but is able to switch up and hit a leaping palm thrust onto the perched Howitzer. Kai grabs both of Brody’s arms and drills him with an ICONOCLASM!!! Brody grabs at his back as runs up and delivers a sickening kick to the back of the head. Urigawa is looking to put Brody away fast, and goes for his Suplex into the KIRIFU-NO!!! Brody drops down instead so Kai couldn’t lift him up. Kai tries to deadlift Brody up into the suplex anyways, but Howitzer slides behind him for a BIG BACK SUPLEX!!! He goes for a cocky pin, but Kai kicks out at 2!

K.T. ANDERSON: BRODY JUST CALLED FOR THE CREDITS, BUT KAI SAID THE MOVIE ISN’T OVER JUST YET!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: How long were you sitting on that one?

Brody is starting to get his confidence. He starts hitting boxing Kai with a series of rights, before booting him in the gut and going for the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTRO- KAI COUNTERS WITH A SNAPDRAGON SUPLEX!!! Brody is dumped on his head as Kai tries to follow up with a PENALTY KI- BRODY CATCHES THE LEG!!! Brody gets to his feet, still holding the leg. Kai tries for a big enziguri with his free foot, but Brody ducks it and kinda hits the most insane dragon leg whip ever by spinning the same way as the kick. He goes for a single-leg Boston Crab but doesn’t sit low enough on it. Kai boots himself free with his other foot. They both scramble to their feet and Brody throws some wild punches. He finally knocks Kai back to the mat as he heads to the top rope. He leaps off with CHINKILLA… BUT NOBODY IS HOME!!! Kai rolls to his feet as Howitzer splashes onto the canvas hard. Big Axe Kick to the back of the head followed by a Dragon Clutch… AND HAIL HYDRA IS OFFICIALLY LOCKED IN!!! Realizing a broken neck, crushed windpipe, or brain damage will compromise any other movie roles he may get, Brody quickly taps out!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... KAI URIGAWA!!!

Kai wipes some spit off his mouth as he has his arms raised. Brody rolls to the outside and tries to make sure he still looks okay, and flexes to the crowd, trying to no-sell the loss and keep appearances. Urigawa sees this and kicks the ropes, trying to scare Brody and it works! Howitzer jumps and starts power walking up the ramp, still trying to damage control the situation!

K.T. ANDERSON: Hollywood Howitzer still able to look like a Million Dollars despite the loss to the DUUUUUUUVVVVVVAAAAAAAAALLLL Demon!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kai Urigawa with a dominant win tonight, but you couldn’t tell with how Brody was acting!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
Kira Brooks steps out in front of a sharp looking NVR branded backdrop, she’s got a smile on her face and in her arms is her World Championship Opportunity Briefcase. She takes a deep breath to compose herself, one hand releasing the case to smooth down the cute cropped ring jacket she has on over her sparkly deep purple ring gear, and she looks up with a fresh smile before she begins to speak - her tone is firm, but still quite sweet, especially with what she’s saying.

KIRA BROOKS: I… am not going to stand in front of you all and tell you that this match means nothing to Bree Smith. That’s unfair, and dangerously close to a lie, because while she might not care about it as much as I do, what I’m surely safe in saying is that Bree, much like everyone else I’ve faced over it, understands and wants what I have, what’s at stake here. Just think. Originally, it wasn’t even mine, but Jess and Riley wanted the one that I’d won. I haven’t forgotten that, even if some people want to try and twist things. Don’t worry. Nevada Brooks sees your trashy ways, and well, my family as much as I love them, have long memories about things like that.

Her free hand lifts and she taps her temple, before sort of flicking her hand towards the camera and that momentary playfulness fades again.

KIRA BROOKS: It’s disrespectful, right? I know how things are though, and I’d rather just go out there and wrestle, do what I do in the best possible way. Thrive, like I’ve done since the moment I stepped foot in NVR. I’ve grown, I’ve improved, and the people that count have noticed me plenty. I’ve put on instant classics with some of the biggest names here, and I’ve more than proven I belong. That was so very important to me, when I got started. To show that I not only belonged in NVR, but that I belonged in wrestling, that I was not only a person to make my family proud, but to carry on our name further than ever.

Kira taps the little pin shaped like the state of Nevada on her collar, then drops that hand to her hip and leans forward just a touch, like she’s going to whisper a secret to the camera and the fans watching.

KIRA BROOKS: I’ve seen them, you know? Little fans wearing their tiny Nevada Brooks shirts, cheering their little hearts out, because for them, wrestling is still magic. I’m glad they can enjoy things with that level of purity and emotion, and it’s important. Just like this?

She holds up her briefcase, knuckles white from how tight her grip on the handle is.

KIRA BROOKS: Is that important to me. Look at the list of people I’ve fought to keep this, Bree. Take a moment, will you? Watch what I went through, what they did to me, and what I was willing to do, to keep it. Like I said, I can understand you wanting this briefcase. I really can. But my empathy for you begins and ends there. The moment the bell rings, you aren’t Bree Smith, a person I kind of like, anymore. You’re Bree Smith, the absolute knob that wants to take something from me that means everything. The key to my future is already in my hands, Bree. Can you really say you get that? I mean sure, you can say the words. Anybody could.

There’s a soft sigh from Kira that drops from her lips before she can stop it, but then her back straightens, her shoulders square and there’s fire in her eyes at the last.

KIRA BROOKS: But it’s not the same thing, and we both know it. You? Can fail upward easily enough. Some of us have to fight every step. I need this, to get me where I know I can go, Bree. I can be the World Champion, I can give those little fans that happy smile when they see Nevada Brooks at the top of NVR. I Can Do This. But I have to hang on to this case until it’s time, and that means I have to put you down, and put you down hard. This is everything to me, Bree, and I’ll do whatever it takes to keep it.

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
Backstage we see Bree Smith walking her way inside carrying a black gym bag while dressed in her usual shorts and a baggy tee, with her cap on. To her left she sees Kira speaking quietly to a production assistant standing near her with a clipboard that has a few papers she’s apparently wanting Kira to sign, and Bree's eyes are drawn to the prize in their match, the coveted briefcase. Kira of course just as seen a few moments before this has a very tight grip on the handle as it rests near her thigh. She definitely looks ready for the upcoming match in her full gear, and after a second or so Kira pauses in what she’s saying to the assistant and turns slightly to look over her shoulder and spies Bree there.

KIRA BROOKS: Hey, Bree.

BREE SMITH: Sup, Girly. I see you're all dressed to compete against your greatest threat yet to that briefcase right there.

Bree casually points it out in a friendly way, then looks at the production assistant.

BREE SMITH: Don't 'Bree' distracting my opponent. I want her to be 100% focused…as I plan on winning, I want it to be against her very best. No distractions inside or outside the ring.

Kira lets out a small huff of laughter at Bree’s words, turning back she signs the form and hands the pen back to the assistant who walks off. Kira turns fully to face Bree then, one dark brow going up as her free hand moves to settle at her hip.

KIRA BROOKS: I’m glad to see you’re in such a good mood tonight, Bree. Honestly. Cracking jokes like this, that’s fantastic. You know, there’s places in Vegas that have an open mic night, you should give it a shot! I can’t imagine you’d have stage fright, you’d probably have a blast. Connect with some new fans, even.

She smiles brightly, but there’s something more to the smile than a friendly greeting.

KIRA BROOKS: I have to wonder though, Bree. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love the confidence! But it’s making me wonder if you’ve seen the matches I’ve gone through, to carry this briefcase this far? I’ve been repping NVR, carrying this case, and defending it against some pretty heavy hitters, Bree. Former World Champions. Big, dangerous matches too… but.

Kira’s expression stays open and relaxed, but she’s definitely focusing all her attention on Bree, almost as if she’s trying to read more out of her body language or something.

KIRA BROOKS: I’ve actually been looking forward to this, a purely wrestling-oriented match. You’re not going to try and stab me or spray mist in my eyes, right? Surely, you’d never do anything underhanded to try and take what I earned away from me. That’s so refreshing, Bree. So refreshing.

BREE SMITH: Well if you've been seeing what I've been doing in Chicago, as the Lockdown Champion I got to pick my own match. I didn't pick a match where I could cheat to win. I picked a purely athletic match because I love competish. Yeah, I kick a trash can through a field goal if I lose…sometimes, but I'm not going to earn anything here in this company, back in Chicago by shortchanging myself to get ahead. Hell no.

Bree slams her fist into her own hand then, startling another NVR member of staff behind her. His NVR work husband finds it adorable and has a napkin handy to dry off as Bree continues.

BREE SMITH: So no sweat. I mean unless you've got some personal issues and somebody is gonna come out…. still I'd just bang their head off something just like I did in the Round D battle royal…

She proudly blows on her knuckles there on that double elimination.

BREE SMITH: But taking that case legitimately from you isn't going to sour anything between us right, Girly?

Kira gives Bree a look, there’s no other word for it, hand staying on her hip as the other tighten on the handle of the case.

KIRA BROOKS: Personal issues? Bree, this is wrestling. People don’t need personal issues to come down and interfere in someone else’s match. We both know this, and I think it’s fair to say we’ve both had it happen a couple of times. But if you mean is there anyone lurking around waiting for the moment to make me pay for something I did? No, I’m pretty confident there isn’t.

Her look after that eases, becoming more thoughtful as she rakes her gaze up and down. Consideringly, at that.

KIRA BROOKS: Sour? Oh no. I wouldn’t say that at all. I’m not sure you’re picking up what I’m putting down, but sour? Nah. Just understand, Bree. I don’t lack conviction in what I’m saying, and I’m saying I will be NVR World Champion, this year. So I’m going to see you out there in just a bit…

Kira gives Bree a smile, downright friendly now.

KIRA BROOKS: …so if you don’t want to hurry, you should probably go get ready!

BREE SMITH: Pfft I'm always the first one ready in my family to go out. But sure I'll go get ready since if Mimi wins the world title tonight….well I gots to take it from her and that there's my ticket.

Bree says patting Brooks on the shoulder she wasn't holding the case with and got a good walking pace to her dressing room to get ready.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE
SINGLES MATCH
KIRA BROOKS (*)
vs
BREE SMITH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A SINGLES MATCH FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!!!

LET’S GO KIRA!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!
LET’S GO KIRA!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!
LET’S GO KIRA!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The intro to "Don't Stop" by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play as the studio lights go down and the spotlights point to the stage area. Within a few seconds, Bree Smith struts out from behind the correct and she does a few signature poses on the stage. As Luke Hemmings and the rest of 5SoS yell out the chorus, Bree kicks it into high gear, jogging down the ramp, hi-fiving as many fans as she can as she goes down to and around the ring. Once she's made it all the way around the ring once, she rolls into it and flexes. Everyone cheers for the Breehemoth as she backs into the corner.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the briefcase holder...

As En Route To Mayhem by Apocalyptica plays, the music rolls out over the room, from the back emerges Kira Brooks, determination in her steps as she moves down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses at the ring steps to look out over the fans in attendance and she throws her hands up in a signal for them, a big smile on her pretty face. She pauses to wipe her boots on the apron before ducking between the ropes, lingering a bit before moving on into the ring, her expression focused and eager as she waits for the match to begin.

A serious size difference between Bree and Brooks, but it’s Kira who is froggy enough to jump first. She tries to drive Smith into the ropes fast after tying up, but Bree just whips Kira down to the mat. Kira pops back up to her feet and goes back into the tie-up again, but Bree shoots the leg. Bree takes Kira down and quickly goes for a deadlift German suplex. Bree holds on, trying to go for The Power of Bree early, but Kira kicks her legs on the second one and breaks free. Kira spins around and goes for a kick to the gut. Bree catches the kick and flips Kira backward, BUT KIRA LANDS ON HER FEET!!! Kira goes for an explosive double leg takedown to a huge pop, but Bree Smith stuffs the attempt. Bree is able to pull Kira up into a powerbomb position, and Kira counters with a hurricanrana! Bree is spiked on her head as Kira goes into the corner. She hypes up the fans as she goes for nearly SHATTE-NO!!! Bree hits a powerbomb and quickly follows it up with a sliding lariat… POWERBOOM!!! Heavy lateral press by the Breehemoth for close 2 count!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BREE NEARLY WALKED AWAY WITH THE BRIEFCASE THERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!! NEVADA BROOKS ISN’T DONE YET!!!

Bree starts to slow the pace down of the match, trying to squeeze the air out of Kira with a series of bear hugs and waist locks. Kira lands a series of back elbows to break herself free from Smith’s grasp. Brooks hits the ropes, Bree goes for a discus lariat, Brooks ducks it and hits a neckbreaker! Both women get to their feet at the same time. Kira muscles Bree onto her shoulder and goes for SNAKE EY- BREE SLIPS OFF!!! She shoves Brooks into the corner, but Kira uses her momentum to leap onto the middle turnbuckle to save herself. Bree goes beneath Kira while she’s on the turnbuckles and delivers the BREELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!! Bree holds the legs for 1… 2… 3NO!!! Kira kicks out!!! Bree is feeling the energy as she pops back to her feet and drags Kira up by her hair. She pops Kira up for the BREE SH-SHATTER!!! The pop-up allows Kira to drill Bree with a knee strike on the way up! It’s not the traditional Shatter, so Kira doesn’t get all of it, but Bree is rocked. Kira quickly pops Bree up for a SNAKE EYES!!! Smith stumbles to the center of the ring as Kira hits the ropes and delivers SHATTER!!! She covers Bree for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE HOLDER… KIRA BROOKS!!!

Kira gingerly gets to her feet and raises her hand in the air in victory. Steph the Ref hands her the NVR WCO Briefcase, and Kira hugs it like it was her child. Bree shakes her head as she comes too. Bree realizes this is her second big singles loss in a row, but Kira lifts Bree’s chin and raises her hand. Both women celebrate in the ring there as sportsmanship wins for the first and probably only time tonight.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kira Brooks is nothing but class, and you gotta love it!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I don’t gotta love it. In fact, I HATE IT!!!

[NVR Staff]

APRIL 28th, 2022
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
KAREN WILLOW
vs
SIOBHAN MAHONEY

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

LET’S GO KAREN!!!
KAREN SUCKS!!!
LET’S GO KAREN!!!
KAREN SUCKS!!!
LET’S GO KAREN!!!
KAREN SUCKS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

"YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS"

The opening line of Vicious by Halestorm plays as the lights all turn red. The first verse continues as a spotlight shines on the stage. The chorus hits and so does Siobhan Mahoney as she steps into her spotlight. She poses at the top of the stage, bending a knee and throwing an arm up so that people can ogle even more of her. She walks down to the ring with the spotlight following her and hears only cheers for herself despite there not being any. The Hot Mess walks up the steps and across the apron posing on the ropes while demanding the referee to open them for her. The referee reluctantly obliges and Siobhan skips to the center of the ring, before pointing to herself and letting everyone know she deserves greatness. The spotlight and her music stop, but Siobhan is still all about herself as she waits for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

“All The Thing She Said” by Poppy plays and the arena lights flicker between pink and darkness while thick smoke fills the stage. As the beat kicks in, Karen Willow steps through the curtain - illuminated by a single spotlight - as she surveys the fans with narrowed eyes. The corners of her mouth slowly curl upwards before Karen saunters down the ramp. As she gets to ringside, Karen climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring like a caged animal, never taking her eyes off the opponent as the music fades out.

Two scrappy women circle the ring. The Hot Mess and The Poor Life Choice Maker start to close in on each other. Known for her kicking style, Siobhan tries to keep Karen at a distance by sending a series of quick kicks at Willow every time she tries to land a punch. Willow gets smart and fakes a Wolf Fang Fist attempt! This makes Siobhan panic with a Shillelagh counter, but Willow backs up and drills a forearm right into the butt of Mahoney! Siobhan grabs her backside, turns around in anger, but gets distracted by a Bop fist and hit with a BANG!!! Siobhan gets clocked in the jaw as Karen hypes the crowd up!!! Siobhan is pissed now and throws to throw punches out of pure anger, but she gets caught with a WOLF CLAW!!! Mahoney grabs her face as Karen and the crowd scream “FUCK IT”!!! Willow hits the ropes and yeets herself into Siobha- EIRE RAID KNEE STRIKE!!! Siobhan catches Karen right in the face and Willow spins out onto the mat. Siobhan drops down onto Karen for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT’S MY GIRL!!! KNEE HER IN THE FACE AGAIN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: A well-timed bicycle knee by Siobhan Mahoney to steal all the momentum from Karen Willow!

Siobhan drills Karen with a bunch of deviously stiff kicks. Siobhan lands a Question Mark kick, a Scorpion kick, and even a super cocky Crane Kick to really piss off the fans. Siobhan is just toying with Karen at this point, as the former NVR World Champion is horribly battered by the Celtic Kicking Machine. To switch it up, Siobhan hooks the head of Karen and goes for MORRIGAN’S CU-NO!!! Karen spins through, hits the ropes, and delivers MINA’S BLESSING!!! Siobhan hits the mat hard, but Karen Willow is quick to get behind her to hit the SPIRIT BOMB!!! Karen holds Siobhan for the pin, but Siobhan somehow kicks out at 2! Karen hits the ropes again and goes for her signature PU’AR SA- SIOBHAN CATCHES THE LEG AND ROLLS BACKWARDS!!! Siobhan quickly gets to her feet and locks in the BOGSIDE KNOT!!! Karen is quick to scramble to the ropes and break the hold. She uses the ropes to get to her feet and Siobhan goes to end it with SHILLELA-WOLF FANG FIST!!! Karen times out the superman punch just right and drops Siobhan Mahoney for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... KAREN WILLOW!!!

Karen grabs the back of her head with one hand and tries to get to her feet. Jeff the Ref helps her up, but Karen shoves him off. Willow dusts herself off as she celebrates on her own. She says that she isn’t losing any more matches and that she’s coming for her title. Siobhan rolls out of the ring and blows a kiss to K.T. Anderson on her way to the back.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Karen Willow with an absolutely amazing counter to finish the match!

K.T. ANDERSON: THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU, KAREN!!! EVERYONE LOVES SIOBHAN!!! SHE’S THE BEST!!!

[NVR Staff]

EARLIER TODAY...
Backstage we see a Nevvy Pro security guard. He's possibly related to Twitter Lord Grady Smith-to-be-if-he-marries-Mimi…anyway. Let's just say he looks like a lookalike Dwight Schrute and he's got his ear to the radio.

(Over The Radio) MIMI SMITH: Of course you can go in. You're a La'Bell.

At this point, our security man turns to the camera smirking.

SECURITY GUARD: That, Dear Viewer, is a violation of Napa Valley Revolution's bylaw. Derrick La'Bell is not to set foot on the premises and now his ahem poorly dressed attorney is literally leading him on the premises. AH! She may even have her title match tonight revoked!

He gleefully dwelled in schadenfreude before setting off. Another camera man is there capturing the security guard arriving on set and waving his head.

SECURITY GUARD: Close that door! Close it! Gary. Close the door, man!

That's when Mimi turns the corner but she's not with Derrick La'Bell. Instead an older woman walks in with her. Mimi's carrying a bag or two from their day out in California.

LADY: Young man. Do you always try to slam the door on this skinny girl?

MIMI SMITH: Yeahuh he does. He doesn't even like the cute tiktoks Lolz and I do. He always comments with a straight faced emoji.

LADY: I don't know what that is but, Young Man, you are gonna leave this girl alone. And secondly, why is my son blocked by this whole company?

SECURITY GUARD: I-That-Ma'am-that's not something I decided.

LADY: But you gleefully enforced. Do you know my son Derrick is killing it. KILL-ING-IT in New York. He's picked a future world champion right here to be his partner in life.

SECURITY GUARD: I understand that

DERRICK'S MOM: Do NOT interrupt me when I get going. Especially when I talk about my son. Because I do not agree with how you all just banished him and made these two lovebirds have to deal with that. One of these days that will overturn and you bet he'll remember you causing a lot of trouble for his girlfriend right here.

MIMI SMITH: I'm a little hungry still.

DERRICK'S MOM: She is hungry. Why don't you go secure her a sandwich. PB & J. Nice and simple so you can't mess it up cus boy if you do. I have a lotta rings on this hand and they'll make a dent or two in that pale face of yours now get on that order.

SECURITY GUARD: I think that's more of a catering…

He then takes several steps back as Derrick's mom swings her handbag at him. This scares him off completely so Mimi and her can walk in with grace. But that's when Mimi spies TJ playing his switch.

MIMI SMITH: Teddy! Who's got two thumbs, has a PB&J Sandwich coming her way and a world title tonight?

She says running over to him. TJ has to immediately pause because there's no stopping her.

TJS: Bree? Sabrina? No, wait, Luna?

Mimi playfully taps his feet with her boot for not saying her name.

MIMI SMITH: Uh, me! How are you feeling about your match?

TJS: Against Tapp? Pretty good. I did a lot over the women's summit vacation for us guys. I lost some time on some YouTube rabbit holes. I managed to get that time back with a time machine but then it got confiscated…and I went down the same YouTube rabbit holes. But I did figure out how to beat Tapp. I just have to…

SECURITY GUARD: I have it! I have the PB&J!

The security guard's voice bellows from behind the camera, effectively muting TJ here.

MIMI SMITH: WOW! And now I know too, thank you TJ!

In the background, Derrick's mom comedically grabs the sandwich and palm strikes the mean security guard back, getting just the sandwich and walks over to Mimi. She hands it to her son's girlfriend before looking at TJ.

DERRICK'S MOM: Mimi. Are you going to introduce me to this tall glass of milk….

TJS: What?

DERRICK'S MOM: I wasn't too keen on this backup husband thing you had going Mimi but I get it now. I can see why you would want to dip your cookie in that.

Mimi's giggling behind her sandwich she's yet to take a bite from.

TJS: I thought Grady was-

DERRICK'S MOM: Hush, hush, hush now. I'm going to take Mimi to go get ready for the main event. We'll see you around, I've got to call her priority husband, my son. He works at Liberty you may know him. Anyway, I'm blathering. Mimi. You go that way. You, get back to your thing. Maybe we'll catch up later and celebrate. Let's go missy. March.

Mimi's just taken a bite out of her sandwich when Derrick's mom starts ushering her away. TJ stands there completely blindsided, and Mimi attempts to speak but gets reminded not to do that by Derrick's mom as the screen goes black.

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...
We cut backstage And RM Tapp is walking backstage with STRONGHOLD behind him. He stops abruptly when he notices the camera and motions towards it to Freddie and Donnie. Tapp waves the cameraman over and he begins to rant. He says that Julianna may have beat him but really she’s the real loser in this situation. Tapp says he knows that he’ll get the NVR World Championship back. But now Julianna? Well she has the tough task of living up to his title reign. That amount of pressure is enough to make even the best of wrestlers flounder in the spotlight. He says that as for him and his career here in NVR, They’re both headed to new heights…. After tonight of course. Because for whatever reason NVR Management has put Tapp up against a man who doesn’t stand a chance. Tapp says he should be mixing it up with the likes of Dani, The Smiths, El Corazon Negro, Izzy even. Instead they’ve got him playing JV when he’s very clearly a starter. TWFKA Tapp Addams looks at STRONGHOLD with a smile on his face. He reassures them everything’s fine. He’ll play ball tonight. But after he’s done he wants to be back in the spotlight where he belongs. And with that RM Tapp and STRONGHOLD continue down the hallway.

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
TAPP WRESTLING
vs
TJS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

TJS appears on the screen. Each letter fades in and out before the other appears as the intro plays. The lights dim slightly aside for a trio of lights which, you guessed it, shine TJS onto the roof of the building or down onto the ring. TJS appears from behind the curtain with his back to the crowd but spins to stand facing them, legs wide apart, and embraces the crowd. Throwing out a t-shirt to one of the crowd members rampside earns him a pop before he starts to walk down the ramp. TJS raises a finger, then sings with the crowd the opening lyrics to his theme.

Begin the day

With a friendly voice

A companion, unobtrusive

Plays that song that's so elusive

And the magic music makes your morning mood

TJS grabs the ropes with the small instrumental break and spins to hook the top rope and face the ramp.

Off on your way

Hit the open road

There is magic at your fingers

For the spirit ever lingers

Undemanding contact

In your happy solitude

As that riff hits, TJS backflips into the ring and walks around the ring, the lights dimming down to an almost darkened state as the fan's screens light the arena with purple, pink, blue, and red bright screens. TJS then performs a running shooting star press and lands on his feet, pretending it was unseen but the house lights come back on bright just a second after he lands. TJS nods his head to the rest of the song. Even as it fades out, the loyal NVR fans sing it loud and proud with TJS conducting them with one hand.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And his opponent...

Classic Man Remix by Jidenna (feat. Kendrick Lamar) hits the PA system, and the lights fade to a red color. At the top of the stage, sparkler pyres go off and as the chorus hits, they shoot off white, as red confetti shoots into the air, and out comes Tapp Wrestling. The REALEST Wrestler walks down the ramp ignoring the fans and focusing on the match ahead. Tapp slides into the ring on his stomach and slaps the canvas three times before hopping up. He "Runs the ropes" and arrogantly poses in the center of the ring by kissing his hands and spreading them out into the air as his music fades out.

Teddy tries to circle the ring, but Tapp stays sitting in the corner, ignoring his opponent. Teddy tries to close in, but Steph the Ref keeps him from going into the corner. Once Teddy has dropped his guard to argue with the referee, Tapp Boost Slides like he's in Advanced Warfare, pops up behind Teddy, and quickly rolls him up in an O’CONNOR ROLL!!! Full backbend bridge to assist the pin, but Teddy desperately leg-presses Tapp off. RM Grapmason Wrestling 4K continues to grapple Teddy into the ground. TJS throws a lucky punch to the gut of Tapp as he tries to transition into a different hold. Tapp is quick to go for a front headlock, but Teddy with a picture-perfect northern light suplex gets a 1.5 Count. Both men back to their feet and Teddy starts to hit multiple 3-Piece Jabs, with the fans chanting “T!J!S!” with each punch. Teddy is vibing with the crowd, but it’s cut short when Tapp pops up and catches Teddy in a triangle armbar!!! TJS tries to stack Tapp up for a pin attempt, but Tapp curls and transitions into a LeBell Lock! Tedy crawls to the ropes and Tapp releases. He releases the hold and charges at Teddy for a laria- BLUE HARVEST BOMB!!! Teddy covers, but only for a 2 count! He quickly pulls Tapp back up, this time lifting Tapp onto his shoulders for BLU RA-NO!!! TAPP WIGGLES FREE INTO A GUILLOTINE!!! Teddy scrambles, trying to squish Tapp in the corner, but Tapp doesn’t let go! TJS goes down to his knees and uses his last breath to drive Tapp into the ropes to break the hold!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: TEDDY JS WAS NEARLY CHOKED OUT BY TAPP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THE GRAP GOD!!! THE SHERIFF OF KNOTTINGHAM!!! THE CHOKE KING!!! THE CATCH-AS-CATCH-CAN CONQUISTADOR!!! THE GOAT NAMED TAPP!!!

Tapp starts working on the legs now. Stiff kicks to the knee every time TJS tries to stand up keeps the former R!ZE Champion on jelly legs. Eventually, Tapp starts to go for TAPPED OU-Teddy goes back to the ropes, continuing that expert ring awareness! Tapp is starting to get frustrated and just charges at Teddy for a big kne- TJS SPECIAL!!! Teddy hits the arm drag into the leverage pin for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! The crowd thought it was 3, but it wasn’t!!! Teddy is quick to set up the TJS SPECIAL DELUXE!!! He has Tapp locked in the submission, but Tapp is able to grab the hair of Teddy with his free hand and push into a weird pin with his free leg… 1… 2… Both men release each other! They get to their feet and TJS dropkicks Tapp into the ropes. Tapp stumbles back towards Teddy, and Teddy for THAT ONE SLAM FROM BA-NO!!! Several elbows to the side of the head stops the ura nage attempt, as Tapp shoves himself free of Teddy. Teddy goes for a SPARTAN KI-NO!!! Tapp ducks the superkick, and grabs Teddy’s leg for THE ACHILLES REAL!!! Tapp doesn’t have the stretch muffler completely locked in as Teddy tries to crawl towards the ropes. He gets a finger on the rope to break the hold, but this doesn’t stop Tapp. Teddy tries to get back to his feet, but Tapp charges at him with a CHOPBLOCK!!! Tapp is quick to disorient TJS with not one, but THREE ARM DRAGS!!! He follows up almost instantly with a ripcord Knee Strike, and Teddy goes down. Tapp begins to set up for THE TAPP CLASSI- WAIT A MINUTE!?! “Throne” by Bring Me The Horizon plays over the PA as GAVIN GRIMES WALKS OUT!!! Tapp’s eyes get wide as Grimes continues to walk down to the ringside area. Grapmason forgets about Teddy for a minute as he barks at Gavin, but Grimes just keeps walking. Finally, Tapp turns back to TJS… AND INTO THE TJS ULTRA SPECIAL DELUXE!!! Teddy covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... TJS!!!

Teddy has quite realized why the wrong music was playing, or why Tapp got distracted, having gotten whipped around and kneed in the face when Gavin had walked out. He celebrates for a moment but quickly puts together what had happened, as Gavin Grimes grabs a microphone and begins to tap on it. TJS leaves the ring before anything could happen as Tapp begins to sit up in pain and glares at Gavin.

GAVIN GRIMES: Tapp Addams, or whatever you call yourself, back in February, you posted a big list of all the names you wanted to face. Well… you wanted me… NOW YOU HAVE ME!!! See you at Acid Grap, kid!

Gavin flips the microphone and heads back to the back with Tapp Wrestling screaming at him for costing him his match.

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT THE FUCK IS GAVIN GRIMES DOING HERE???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: GEMMA HAD TOLD ME HE HAD SIGNED, BUT I DIDN’T THINK HE WOULD DEBUT LIKE THIS!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TAG TEAM MATCH
INDY DARLINGS (C)
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)
vs
STRONGHOLD
(FREDDIE FLORENTINO & DONNIE PROWER)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

INDY DARLINGS!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challengers...

The intro to Jaden Smith's smash hit "Icon" reverberates through the speakers as the crowd comes alive. The voice of Freddie Florentino can be heard over the first 10 seconds of the intro:

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: GRAB YA TAG ROPE AND COUNT TO FUCK! STRONGHOLD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSE… CABRÓNS!"

The fans chant along with him. Once the song kicks in and the first "whoa" hits, Donnie Prower, with a STRONGHOLD flag in hand, and Freddie Florentino burst out from behind the curtain with Jaden Smith's flow guiding them out.

"What you call an icon livin'?

Start a record label, MSFTS just did it (Woo)

Nylon cover, five minutes, whoa

We up too hot in the business (Woo)"

Freddie is vibing to the track, pumping his fist for every whoa and woo, while Donnie is already talkin' that shit to the front row, letting them know that they're about to sit in on an exhibition. Both men make their way down to the ring, turning their attention to the match at hand as they scale the turnbuckles. Freddie hunches over, lowering his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose and running his mouth as Donnie does the same while holding the STRONGHOLD flag open for all to see. They hop in the ring and begin to warm up with each other as they await the start of the match.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champions...

The opening of Perfect strangers begins to play as two spotlights shine on the stage, showing two silhouettes in each. The two walk toward each other, right when the song bursts to light, and bright gold and white lights flash around the arena as they kiss. The lights reveal the Indy Darlings, Rivers King & Isabelle Valentine, as they continue to embrace each other and look at the camera. Rivers spins his girl out, so that she's standing by his side, and they walk down to the ring. They don't let the fans touch them, but they pretend the fans are talking about them as they head towards the ring. Rivers lips Isabelle onto the apron, where she kicks one long leg out onto his shoulder. They pose at ringside before Belle spins into the ring, and Rivers follows her. In the center of the ring, Rivers stands over Isabelle, as they pose one last time before their music starts.

Rivers and Donnie start the match off for their respective teams. There’s no love lost here, as they go for the tie-up, but Rivers just smacks the chit out of Donnie instead. He tells Donnie to keep his loud mouth shut while the Indy King teaches him how to be a champion. Prower doesn’t take this well and explodes in a series of palm-strike slaps of his own. Both men begin to strike and then go into a tie-up that is really just them jerking each other around. Donnie starts to use his speed to get control and monkey flips Rivers away from him. They both get to their feet and Donnie goes for an enziguri, but Rivers ducks it. Rivers feigns a roundhouse, backflips into a rear-mount, and delivers a big release suplex into the turnbuckles in the Indy Darlings’ corner. Rivers tags to his wife, and drags Donnie all the way to the other side of the ring. Freddie tries to make a tag, but Rivers flips him off and whips Donnie across the ring into Isabelle’s knees! Prower bounces off Valentine’s knees and into a WICKED EMBRACE!!! Freddie yells that the Indy Darlings have been in the ring too long, and Belle rolls her eyes as she covers Donnie for the 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Donnie tries for a tag, but Belle and Rivers keep him trapped in the corner. A series of quick tags and even quicker strikes keep Prower in the wrong part of town. Donnie tries to fight free and uses the ropes to guide himself away from the onslaught. He nearly gets the tag, but Rivers comes from behind with an INDY SUPERKICK!!! Donnie staggers as Rivers pulls him in for an INDY PILEDRIVER!!! Rivers covers him for the 1… 2… DONNIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Belle and Indy are so fucking good! Donnie has gotta step it up if STRONGHOLD is going to beat them!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That was surprisingly impartial of you… Are you having a stroke???

Belle gets real gritty, locking in a Muay Thai Clinch and drilling elbows to the face of The Creature from Catch Lagoon. She starts to drive him to the corner again, and Rivers chokes Donnie with the tag rope. Indy Darlings make a tag and they go for SKYNE- DONNIE CATCHES ISABELLE WITH A MOONSAULT SLAM!!! Rivers turns around in shock and eats a Shinbreaker… INTO A SAITO SUPLEX!!! 3/4s of the wrestlers are on the mat, and Freddie is begging for a tag. Donnie is crawling to his corner as Belle gets up and charges at Freddie, but Freddie elbows her. Belle being stunned there is enough defense to allow Rivers to catch up to Donnie before he can get the tag and drill him in the back of the head with a lariat. Belle exits the ring as Rivers begins to abuse Donnie with strikes before kicking him in the gut and going for a STUNN-NO!!! Donnie shoves Rivers into the ropes, and hits Rivers with a big bicycle knee strike as he comes back! Donnie is desperate, but instead of going for a tag, he goes for an OCTOPUS HOLD!!! The submission is locked and Donnie is just drilling elbows into the side of Rivers’ head!!! Rivers slowly powers out of the move, and hits a side slam to get out of the way, but it’s DOUBLE HOT TAG TIME!!! Freddie and Belle get tagged, and the FRESH Flow Bamba runs up with a stiff double ax handle to Isabelle AND her husband. He grabs Rivers and throws him through the ropes. Belle charges at him, leaping onto him for ETERNAL SLEE-NO!! Flow Rider Freddie is able to drop down, catch her on his shoulders, and deliver a RIVERSIDE RIDE!!! Freddie goes to the corner, seeing Donnie back to his feet and ready to go, tags him in, and together they hit MANTENERLOS INCOMODOS!!! Freddie hits a suicide dive to keep Rivers away as Donnie covers… 1(COUNT).... 2(TO).... 3(FUCK)!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DONNIE PROWER & FREDDIE FLORENTINO… STRONGHOLD!!!

Freddie grabs up both tag titles, slides into the ring, and celebrates with Donnie. STRONGHOLD hug each other to a relatively positive reception, as the two stand-outs raise their titles high. Rivers and Belle can’t believe it, and they are PISSED! They try to get a rematch right now, but that’s not happening right now, so they storm off in pure anger. Jeff the Ref steps in and raises the hands of STRONGHOLD once again. You can almost see tears in the young men’s eyes as they soak in the moment… UNTIL…

K.T. ANDERSON: DON’T LOOK NOW!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: COULD IT BE???

IT IS!!! Jessica Anderson and Natalie Kassidy have jumped STRONGHOLD and are putting the boots to them! They hit simultaneous superkicks on Freddie and double hip attacks on Donnie. Natalie calls for the referee as Jessica gets her briefcase ready. She hands it to Jeff the Ref and he signals for Valentina Lovelace to make the call!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: JESSICA ANDERSON IS CASHING IN HER NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!!!

Unlike most Cash-Ins in NVR, this wasn’t over in seconds or a couple of minutes. Despite getting jumped and just fighting a whole war with Rivers and Isabelle, Donnie and Freddie were not backing down. Donnie starts this match off again, but he was pretty gassed from fighting the bulk of the last match. Natalie starts for World’s Most Chaddest Tag Team. She lights him up with a series of strikes, but he catches one of her arms. He spins her around and drills her with a backstabber INTO A CROSS FACE!!! Jessica is quick to go into the ring and deliver a SAVELL STOMP!!! Donnie is down from the curb stomp, as Jessica pulls him up to his feet. She goes behind him in a german suplex position, as Natalie hits BIG NAT BOOT!!! The big boot gives extra momentum for the german suplex, and Donnie goes flying in a heap. Jessica and Natalie are still in the ring together, much to the chagrin of Freddie, but luckily Donnie finds life and tags Freddie in! Springboard crossbody onto both women as Freddie grabs an arm from both women. He drags them to the corner, climbs to the top rope, and rope walks across, still finding time to show off with a drop-down to the middle rope, before jumping back up for a DOUBLE POETIC JUSTICE!!! He has them both locked in, but only one is legal, so he lets go of Jessica who rolls out and transitions into FLOWMISSION!!! Natalie looks like she could be out there, and Donnie feels the need to enter the ring to play defense as he sees Jessica get back onto the apron. Jess has nowhere to go… BUT UP!!! She springboards up and hits a blockbuster onto Donnie, which in turn crashes them both down onto Freddie and Natalie!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MY GOD!!! WHAT A BREAKUP BY JESSICA ANDERSON!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JESS COULD HAVE KILLED NATALIE THERE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Freddie and Donnie try to get control and order back, but honestly, they’re desperate and running on empty. Donnie is able to replace his tag team partner and slow down the match tempo, but he isn’t able to stop Natalie Kassidy from tagging in Jessica Anderson! Prower has a game plan. He starts to target the Hi-Flying business/fashion mogul legs. Constant Boston Crabs, Ankle locks, and kneebars, as he tries to break her leg. Jessica nearly makes a tag back out to Nat, but Donnie is able to hit a dropkick to send Kassidy away! Donnie tags Freddie in and together they hit their SUBSCRIBE TO WRISTLOCK ACADEMY COMBO!!! As they reach the 5 count, they tag again, making Donnie legal once more and they lock Jessica in a HOOK LINE AND SLEEPER!!! The 5 count comes again, and Freddie rolls out. The heel hook is still in, and it looks like Jessica may tap, but NATALIE KASSIDY PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!! Jessica is out, but nobody is there to call the match! Donnie let’s go to see what’s going on, as Freddie hits a Bowling Ball Senton onto Nat!!! Prower is GASSED now, but he’s not about to let his newly won tag titles go away. He pulls Jessica up, hooks her leg, and throws her with a HUGE BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!!! Jess goes flying and rolls all the way to the ropes. She latches herself onto the ropes as the referee slides back into the ring. Donnie tries to capitalize, but with Jessica holding onto the rope for dear life, there’s nothing he can do. Jessica is allowed to get to her feet and the moment she steps away from the ropes, Donnie charges… INTO A SUPERKICK!!! Jessica goes to her corner and tags Nat in. Together they #THEGLOWING!!! Natalie covers Donnie as Freddie enters the ring. He charges to make the save, BUT JESSICA HITS LEIGHTON’S LEG LARIAT!!! The referee counts… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…NATALIE KASSIDY & JESSICA ANDERSON… THE WORLD’S MOST CHADDEST TAG TEAM!!!

Jessica and Natalie grab their titles and roll out of the ring. Donnie and Freddie don’t even have the energy to be pissed off but trust me they are. Chad Kassidy, Natalie’s husband, jumps the railing and goes to celebrate with them. Jess and Nat hold their titles high, as they flip off STRONGHOLD and leave as the New New Champions!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING!!! Donnie and Freddie, as loudmouth as they are, don’t deserve this! They do everything by the rules, and they just keep getting their moments stolen from them! I get where they are coming from now with their conspiracy!

K.T. ANDERSON: STRONGHOLD are great wrestlers. Indy Darlings are great wrestlers. Jessica and Natalie though… they’re BUSINESS WOMEN. They are about making the right moves at the right times and making sure they get every cent from their investments, and they did just that here tonight!!!

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
We catch Brea looking into a mirror and reflecting on herself, as she was speaking about her upcoming bout.

BREA LOMBARDI: As Chris Cornell once put it, I'm looking California, but, feeling Minnesota. On paper, things are looking so good and so right for me... I have a chance to fight Izzy Van Doren for the Women's Championship again, and finally get over those crushing defeats. But, I need to think about tonight.. I have a fight for the Golden Weight Championship against Dani Davies. I beat her for the opening round of the Women's Summit, and eliminated her in the rumble... but, I just can't feel confident about it all."

She said with a bit of a sigh, as Brea was mentally struggling a bit lately.

BREA LOMBARDI: "But, sometimes, even when the chips are all falling into place, there's that little bit of doubt that rears it's ugly head. I saw the playback, and I didn't beat her fair and square... I eliminated her in the battle royale... but, it doesn't feel right. I need to beat Dani in that ring fair and square. I can do this..."

She said, her confidence still shaken, but, also determined to overcome these demons.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
GOLDEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DANI DAVIES (C)
vs
BREA LOMBARDI

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

DANI DAVIES!!!
LOM-BAR-DI!!!
DANI DAVIES!!!
LOM-BAR-DI!!!
DANI DAVIES!!!
LOM-BAR-DI!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and posed on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbing up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Now introducing the champion...

The opening of Mad Hatter begins to play, as lights flash to the tune of the little bells, but then the lights all change to a scarlet color as the verse first hits and Dani Davies steps out. She starts to walk down to the ring, singing the lyrics to the song as she stays away from the fans at ringside.

The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, make me feel sane

Dani walks towards the camera, reciting these words as she hopes onto the apron and poses. She looks around at the crowd with a bit of disgust, as she spins into the ring and poses one more time, still singing the words to the song as the music.

The bell rings and this match goes right into a brawl. There are a few timid measuring strikes, but Dani just charges in with a series of big strikes after checking a kick from the Leather Rebel. They trade strikes and Davies drives her opponent into the corner. Brea tries to fight back, but Dani is looking to end the match via stoppage early. The corner count gets to a 4, so Dani steps away and screams for the crowd to get loud as she circles around… INTO A SPEAR FROM BREA!!! Lombardi starts to dish out some of her own punishment onto Dani, as The Champion grabs Brea by the face and gets back to her feet. She clinches Brea and delivers one big jumping knee that drops Lombardi to the mat. Brea tries to get up and Dani goes for a HEADTRI-NO!!! Brea ducks it and handsprings to her feet. Dani spins around and Brea catches her with a cutter! Now it’s Brea going for a signature move as she hits the ropes for a POWERSLI- THESZ PRESS BY DANI!!! Davies jumps on Brea mid slide, trapping her legs beneath her, and starts to drill elbows in the face. Once Brea is good and battered, Dani pops to her feet, grabs one of Brea’s arms, and starts to stomp on Brea’s face until she gets tired. Dani screams in triumph as Steph the Ref asks Brea if she wants to quit. Lombardi screams “NO” and tries to get to her feet. Dani isn’t about to just let her opponent get up, so she goes for LOVE, LAYBA-NO!!! Pop-up by Brea, but Lombardi can’t follow up with anything. Dani goes for a pele kick, AND BREA CATCHES THE LEG!!! Lombardi lifts for WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!!! Brea rolls over to where Dani is on her back and Brea is on her feet for a JUMPING GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!! She hooks the leg for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANI BARELY KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BREA WAS LESS THAN A SECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING A CHAMPION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I’m sure Dani is PISSED it even got that close!

And indeed she was, K.T! Call it a comeback or what you want, but Dani fought her way back to her feet. Brea does everything she can to prevent this, including a big spinning heel kick that staggers Davies allowing Brea to hit the TORNADO DDT OF SOULS!!! Another close 2.99 count, but Dani goes into berserker mode after this. Elbows to the jaw nearly put Brea to sleep. Lombardi tries to keep herself up on the ropes, but a big crossbody to the midsection sends them both to the outside. Both get back to their feet at ringside and Brea starts to deliver her own stiff shots. Brea tries for an AM I KNE- DANI WHIPS BREA INTO THE RING POST!!! Lombardi uses the post to keep herself up and DANI HITS A BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! She rolls Brea back into the ropes and delivers LOVE, LAYBABY!!! Dani covers Brea for the… 1… 2… BREA SHOOTS THE ARM UP JUST IN TIME!!! Dani gets to her feet and grabs one of Brea’s arms as she sets up for Cruel Intentions. However, before she can hit her finish, "Symbol of Nevermore" by Superjoint begins to play! Reminiscent of the Women’s Summit, JD Driftwood comes out, only this time he’s running down to the ring. Dani gets ready for him, but he stops right before the ring. Dani calls him a pussy, but JD just smiles as Brea Lombardi spins her around and delivers the SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION!!! Brea covers Dani for the 1… 2… JD PULLS BREA OUT OF THE RING!!! Brea is too tired to fight back as he delivers a FULL ON HEADER ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Steph the Ref has no choice but to call for the bell!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA DISQUA-

Valentina Lovelace is cut off as JD grabs the Goldenweight Championship and a microphone from the time keeper’s area. Driftwood slides into the ring and cracks Dani in the head with the title as she tries to get up. He hooks her arms and delivers a FULL ON HEADER ONTO THE TITLE!!! JD reaches for the mic he had grabbed and looks down at Dani.

JD DRIFTWOOD: I told you, Dani, I wasn’t going to let anyone else take that title from you other than me. I marked you as my own, and next month I’m taking that fucking title from you. Over your dead fucking body.

JD throws the microphone at Dani, places his foot on her, and raises a hand to a symphony of boos.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: JD DRIFTWOOD IS A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: YOU’RE JUST MAD HE FUCKED UP YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER!!!

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CAGE MATCH
IZZY VAN DOREN (C)
vs
DANA ALANS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A CAGE MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO DANA!!!
I-V-D!!!
LET’S GO DANA!!!
I-V-D!!!
LET’S GO DANA!!!
I-V-D!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Dana Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Dana sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Dana gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

Izzy comes out of the curtain bumping to her music. She rips open her vest, throws her head back, and poses at the top of the ramp. She smiles and smirks with the fans chanting "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy". Upon reaching the threshold wear the ramp meets the ring mat, Izzy bites her lip, winks to the camera, and slides into the ring. She pops up to her feet and heads to the hard cam side of the ring. She slides her torso in between the top and middle rope. She smiles and throws her arms open forming the horns with her hands. Izzy's eyes widen and her smile looks a little more crazed. She pulls back and looks on at her opponent eager to get down.

The cage lowers down around the two competitors, a request of Dana Alans after getting jumped twice in both her contender’s match and her title match by Daniel MacNamara (#RIP). Dana goes and tests the walls by grabbing them, and smiles, before blasting Izzy with a RIDE THE LIGHT-NO!!! Izzy ducks it and delivers a few quick jabs to the kidney. Spinning backhand by Alans sends IVD stumbling across the ring, and both women just look at each other. Dana and Izzy go into a tie-up, but Dana just ragdolls her. Dana begins to spin Izzy around, her feet completely off the ground, but Izzy is able to kick the ropes, change her momentum, and hit a jawbreaker that stuns The Australian Viking. Izzy hits a big knee to the gut and goes for the KICK A- BEHEMOTHS WRA- IZZYCANRA-NO!!! The sequence of back and forth signatures ends with Dana basically flipping Izzy onto her feet in order to counter the hurricanrana. Big Jumping Knee stuns Dana again as Izzy hits the ripes and PSYCH OUT HELLISH REBUKE BY ALANS!!! Izzy does an involuntary Red Arrow from the force. Alans pick up Izzy and EJECTOR SEATS HER INTO THE CAGE!!! Izzy falls headfirst between the ropes and the cage, and Dana begins to stomp IVD into a pulp. Izzy stops moving, and it looks like we have a new champion, but Izzy grabs the referee by his shirt when he goes to motion for the bell and headbutts him. Izzy drags herself to her feet on the apron, but she probably should have taken the L, because Dana steps on the middle rope, hooks Izzy’s head, and hits a DEADLIFT SUPER CRASH LANDING!!! Dana covers for the 1… 2… IZZY GETS THE ARM UP AT 2.99!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES IZZY VAN DOREN SURVIVE SHIT LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANA ALANS NEEDS TO KEEP ABUSING IZZY LIKE THIS, AND SHE’LL BE WOMEN’S CHAMPION IN NO TIME!!!

Dana allows Izzy to roll to the ropes, specifically so she could murder her with a RIDE THE LIGHT-NO!!! Again Izzy ducks it, this time she low bridges the top rope and Dana kicks the cage wall instead. Izzy dumps Dana over the ropes to the apron area between the ropes and the cage. Dana tries to climb back into the ring through the ropes, but IZZY WITH A SOMMERSAULT AXE KICK!!! Izzy hits the ropes and delivers a POWERSLIDE ELBOW!!! Completing the innovative version of the Kick and Snare, Izzy grabs one of Dana’s arms under the middle rope and places it between her legs, before reaching over the top rope for her other arm to lock in a ROPE ASSISTED CORAL FANG!!! Dana screams as she tries to outlast Izzy here, AND SHE DOES!!! Izzy can’t keep the hold locked in, but it’s clear the damage has been done. Izzy hooks the head of Dana, drags her through the rope in a hangwoman’s headlock, and drills her with ADIOS AMIGOS!!! It’s all over!!! She covers Dana for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANA KICKS OUT OF ADIOS AMIGOS!!! Has anyone done that before in NVR? I don’t know and neither does Izzy. The Champion can’t afford to let the Aus-hemoth back up for another move, so she looks to the sky for any signs of what to do, and that’s when the lightbulb goes off. Izzy slowly climbs to the top of the cage, looks out to the crowd, and STAGE DIVES OFF THE CAGE!!! She lands on Dana perfectly and finally is able to get the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPION… IZZY VAN DOREN!!!

The cage begins to rise as Izzy rolls over and whispers words of encouragement to Dana Alans. Izzy then slowly rolls to her knees as Jeff the Ref hands her the NVR Women’s Championship. Izzy raises the belt high, even if she can’t necessarily stand very tall. The fans begin to chant “BOTH THESE GIRLS”, as Izzy tells them to get louder and pats a barely kneeling Dana on the back.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: IZZY VAN DOREN SLAYS ANOTHER!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: IZZY NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
RAPTOЯ (C)
vs
DARBY MACNAMARA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS THE HEADLINE BOUT, IT FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the challenger...

The upbeat, fast-paced tunes of Machine Gun Kelly’s pop-punk “Kiss Kiss” start to play and Darby comes out from backstage with his usual carefree energy. Pausing he’ll glance around to study the crowd and then begin to make his way quickly. On his way to the ring he’ll try and barter and trade with fans along the ramp, looking to exchange any of the knick-knacks he might have picked up backstage (or who the hell knows where else). Sometimes he might be successful. Others he might come up empty. But eventually, he’ll turn his attention back to the task at hand, ascend the steel ring steps and then up the nearby turnbuckle post, flipping off the top turnbuckle and into the ring where he’ll find his way to his corner and (most likely) try and pickpocket the referee’s wallet on his way there.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion…

"Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin plays, as the lights change different colors of green, gold, and brown. The music changes go into the first verse and out comes the 100 million-year-old rookie, RaptoЯ steps out from behind the curtain. He takes his first small step for Dino's and his one giant leap for Dino-kind! With that, he stomps out to the ring and raises his hands in self-hype as the fans cheer for him as well. One big step over the top rope, and he's in the center of the ring screaming "We're Back" before posing in the ring and letting his music die.

The bell rings and RaptoЯ charges at Darby… DARBY WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!! RaptoЯ gets blasted, stumbling towards the corner, and Darby hits ANOTHER DROPKICK!!! RaptoЯ is in the corner and Darby is driving his shoulder into the gut of the Cretaceous Crippler. A few heavy hammer fists to the back halts Darby’s momentum, as RaptoЯ follows up with a hair grab and a sickening frying pan chop. Darby crumbles to the mat grabbing at his chest as RaptoЯ follows up with a big boot to keep MacNamara down. Darby tries to scramble away, but RaptoЯ grabs Darby by his trunks. He lifts Darby up over his head, over the top rope, AND SOMEHOW DARBY LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Even Darby doesn’t know how he did it, but he was able to flip and stick the landing. The Irish Raccoon runs around the ring in excitement because any other wrestler would have been wiped out. RaptoЯ slides out to blindside Darby, but MacNamara scouts this and slides into the ring. Darby hits the ropes and delivers a SUICIDE DIVE!!! RaptoЯ braces himself, so Darby doesn’t get all of it, but Darby Mac whips RaptoЯ back into the ring. Darby sits in the corner, looking for FAUGH A BALL-BIG KNEE BY RAPTOЯ!!! RaptoЯ grabs the wrists of Darby and pulls him in for ANOTHER KNEE!!! Darby looks out as he tries to stay on his knees, and RaptoЯ makes him pay by hitting an X-Plex and following up with a MOONSAULT!!! RaptoЯ lays on top of Darby for the 1… 2… DARBY KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Darby MacNamara keeps trying to build momentum, but the champion just keeps squashing it!

K.T. ANDERSON: RaptoЯ is going to fucking kill this kid!!!

RaptoЯ continues his dominance with big strikes and slams. Going for a finishing sequence, RaptoЯ lifts Darby up and slams him in the corner with a BUCKLE BOMB!!! Darby tries to keep himself standing with the corner ropes, as RaptoЯ runs up with a DOUBLE KNEE!!! Darby stumbles out of the corner now and RaptoЯ hits the ropes for a BIG BOO- FAUGH A BALLAGH!!! Darby catches RaptoЯ with the spear this time and both men are laid out in the ring. The knock-out count begins, and Darby gets up at like a 6. RaptoЯ gets to a knee and Darby delivers a WAXING MOON!!! RaptoЯ goes down, but Darby is trying to make sure he stays down. He stumbles to the corner and delivers WIRED TO THE MOON!!! He covers, BUT RAPTOЯ KICKS OUT AT 2.99!!! Darby shakes his head, he was so sure he had RaptoЯ there. RaptoЯ fights his way to his feet, but Darby hits a leaping knee and follows up with DIRTBI- BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! RaptoЯ is able to counter into a big bomb for a pin… 1… 2… DARBY KICKS OUT!!! Darby lunges at RaptoЯ, but RaptoЯ drills him with a SWINGING SPIKE DDT!!! Now it’s the champion questioning if he has put his opponent away. He runs up and drills Darby’s face into the mat with a CURB STOMP!!! RaptoЯ covers, BUT AGAIN DARBY KICKS OUT AT 2.99!!! RaptoЯ pulls Darby up and is looking for the LANDE BEFORE TI-NO!!! Darby is able to wiggle himself free!!! Both men get to their feet and Darby hits SCARLET FOR YA MA!!! He’s not so sure RaptoЯ is fully down still, so he gets to the outside and stalks The Last Living Dinosaur. Finally, he has RaptoЯ where he wants him and leaps off for ID RATHER BE SHI- RAPTOЯ CATCHES HIM!!! RaptoЯ catches Darby on his shoulders for EXTINCTI-CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!! Darby drives RaptoЯ headfirst into the mat and He holds RaptoЯ there for the 1… 2… 3NO-YES!!! HE GOT IT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW R!ZE CHAMPION… DARBY MACNAMARA!!!

RaptoЯ and Darby both look shocked as the referee points to Darby and raises his hand. RaptoЯ is seething as he lunges at Darby, but MacNamara is quick to roll out and grab his title. He raises his new shiny high in the air as RaptoЯ starts to tear the ring apart. Security rushes the ring to help neutralize the Super Heavyweight Dinosaur, as he nearly kills Steph the Ref. Darby takes this as his cue to get the hell out of Napa Valley and just runs away with his “Shiny” raised high!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HOLY SHIT MOMENTS ON THIS SHOW???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DARBY MACNAMARA HAS UPSET RAPTOЯ AND WALKS AWAY A CHAMPION!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
Lovers in a Dangerous Time cuts backstage to Julianna DiMaria who for the most part is in a pretty solid mood considering that she is still the NVR World Champion, but at the same time, she is definitely looking like there is some trouble in paradise. Her confidence hasn’t wavered at all, but knowing who she is going up against certainly has her thinking of things for better or worse as she begins to express her thoughts.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "The last time I appeared in an NVR ring, I definitely had my hardest challenge yet. There is no denying that. Annie really pushed me to the limit, but at the end of the day, I came out on top and I was the victor. I’m proud of that. There’s no way that I wouldn’t be. Of course, the beat has to continue and now I’ve got to face a challenge that, Tapp Adams aside, is probably my most personal challenge ever and that’s Mimi Smith. Look, I’m not going to be a drama queen and talk about how that name gives me nightmares because for one, it does not, and secondly, I’ve grown as a wrestler a hell of a lot ever since I got here. Mimi is someone that used to be the bane of my existence here from a personal standpoint. I used to hate the girl because it seemed like no matter what I did, she was always in my way. Obviously, she wasn’t in my way forever because I wound up winning the NVR World Championship of course. But… UGH… she’s like the ONE wrestler on this roster that has been my kryptonite from day one. Hell, the last time we faced off, she won. It boggles my mind how she continues to be a big wall in front of me, but I suppose there is a time and a place for everything. I mean, over in that other company that I wrestled for last year…"

"You know… THAT ONE where I held my other world title…"

"I was a wall for a certain someone that I refuse to mention by name even to this day… and then he ended his pathetic, unannounced retirement tour at my expense… but… let’s NOT talk about that. This isn’t about that."

"This is about how tonight, I am going to be on the OTHER side of the equation and FINALLY put this frustrating, annoying, bugaboo named Mimi Smith behind me. It’s PERSONAL but then it’s NOT personal… I don’t HATE her anymore, but I DO hate that she’s always been in my way and I DO hate that I can never seem to beat her. Well, tonight, that WALL gets broken down! I didn’t bust my ass for as long as I did in NVR to become the world champion that I am, going through ALL sorts of obstacles from Lash Donahue to Tapp Adams himself after all the fucking SHIT he said about me for what seemed like forever, to suddenly lose this title to Mimi Smith and continue to lay an egg against her."

"I’m SICK of losing to her. I’m SICK of her always being in my way. Tonight? I get to finally put that to bed and I get to move forward with my career in NVR and move forward with my reign as the NVR World Champion. I am not the NVR World Champion for no reason. I didn’t win Wrestler of the fucking Year for nothing. I’m not driven by hate the way I was in previous encounters. What I am driven by is the motivation to finally solve my own personal pain in the ass that seems to double as a Rubiks Cube for some reason. Mimi, this is a match that I have to have, this is a match that I WILL have. I have no doubt that there will be a day you become the NVR World Champion but that day isn’t today and that day is DEFINITELY NOT going to come at my expense. So best of luck to you on all of that. I just hope that when I FINALLY solve you tonight that there are no hard feelings, at all. I mean, from me, there aren’t… for now… but at the end of the day, retaining this title and finally ridding myself of that annoying bugaboo is what I am focused on."

With that being said, Julianna makes her departure from the scene. The scene fades to black from there.

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
JULIANNA DIMARIA (C)
vs
MIMI SMITH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO MIMI!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
LET’S GO MIMI!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
LET’S GO MIMI!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The Game by Alyssa Reid begins to play in the arena and we see Mimi’s name flash on the screen. She darts out of the back in a pair of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for her. Mimi gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Mimi's NVR House” shirt before she walks down to the ring with her arms behind her back, skipping once she’s halfway down the ramp and ends with a perfect slide into the ring. Once she’s on her feet Mimi gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look on her face. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight, and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans that are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

Completely polarized by two of NVR’s mainstays, the fans are electric for this main event! Mimi reaches out for a handshake with Julianna, but Julianna slaps Mimi in the face. DiMaria says she isn’t here to make friends with Mimi, so Mimi slaps her back. They start to trade slaps, realizing respect will be EARNED in this match, and they inevitably break down into a hair-pull tie-up. They drive each other to the ropes and have to get separated by the referee. Mimi and Julianna go back to a collar-and-elbow, as Julianna tries to shoot behind Mimi and goes for a german suplex, but Mimi kicks her legs, drops to the floor, and slides between Julianna’s feet. Big dropkick to the back of the head, as Mimi goes for a SHINY TEETH NO-NO!!! Julianna ducks it, but she loses her footing and stumbles into the ropes! Mimi capitalizes on this by tackling Julianna through the ropes. Mimi and Juliana brawl throughout the ring, these two rivals turning as bitter as they can. Julianna rocks Mimi with a forearm and wraps her up for a ripcord knee strike. Mimi drops to a knee, as Julianna keeps hold of Mimi’s arm and yells out “I HATE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! DANIELSON’S INCLUDED!!!” This pisses Mimi off, as she pops to her feet and pulls DiMaria in for a GET OVER HERE!!! Mimi whips Julianna back into the ring, and now Mimi is lighting her opponent up. Pick N Mix combos by Smith and she follows up with a CHA-CHI-NO!!! Julianna scouts another signature, as she shoves Mimi right into the corner. Julianna charges at Mimi, but Mimi pops DiMaria up onto the top rope. Mimi goes to the apron and climbs up to face Julianna. With DiMaria on the turnbuckle pads and Mimi on the ring post, they start to trade slaps again. They both get to their feet on the top rope, and they end up YEETING EACH OTHER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Both women are laid out in the center of the ring to a huge pop!

K.T. ANDERSON: PLEASE!!! PLEASE, GOD!!! LET THEM BOTH KILL EACH OTHER IN THAT RING!!! PLEASE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I couldn’t tell who took the brunt of that fall! It seems like it was all risk and no reward for the both of them!!!

It takes a good minute for both women to get to their feet. Some of the personal fire has died down, but that need to survive is starting to kick in. Julianna is up first, and she starts to throw some cross-face forearms, nearly busting Mimi open. Mimi is able to get out of the clinch and she delivers a stiff kick that buckles Julianna’s knee. Mimi hits a vicious uppercut that jacks Julianna’s jaw, and then follows up with a SHINY TEETH NO MORE!!! Mimi covers Julianna for the… 1… 2… JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!! Mimi grabs Julianna up in a double underhook, looking for a butterfly backbreaker, but Julianna counters with a hurricanrana! Mimi is sent into the ropes and she follows up with a Tiger Feint kick! Mimi stumbles onto her feet, as Julianna springboards back into the ring with THE SCOURGE!!! The flying forearm lands perfect and Julianna covers Mimi… 1… 2… NO!!! Mimi and Julianna both get to their feet at the same time, and Mimi lunges onto DiMaria into some mounted HELLBOWS!!! Julianna shoves Mimi off of her and Smith heads to the corner. Smith starts to get the crowd clapping for her, as she goes for MA PAYC-NO!!! Dimaria sweeps the legs of Mimi as she rebounds off the ropes. Mimi tries to get back up, but Julianna catches her with a SHINING WIZARD!!! Julianna covers Mimi, but MIMI KICKS OUT AT 2!!! Julianna slaps the mat and pulls Mimi to her feet. She whips Mimi into the corner as hard as she can, BUT MIMI WITH AN IMPLODING 450 CHA-CHIN… INTO AN ASAI DDT!!! She folds the World Champion up for the… 1… 2… JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MIMI SMITH CONTINUES TO IMPRESS WITH INNOVATIVE MOVES!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS ALL THAT FLIPPY SHIT, OTHER THAN INSANE???

Mimi continues to press Julianna, trying to keep her uncomfortable. DiMaria catches Mimi with a headbutt and whips her back into the corner. Julianna goes for a HUGE HANDSPRING… BUT MIMI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Julianna eats the turnbuckles and Mimi starts to hit a series of battering ram elbows trying to reach her HIGH SCORE!!! Snap Suplex back into the ring and Mimi goes to follow up with a FOR MY FOLLO- NO!!! Julianna rolls out of the way. Mimi catches herself by rolling forward, but turns around into a FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!! Mimi rolls towards the ropes and Julianna catches her with a vicious pump kick! Julianna hooks Mimi up into an exploder suplex, and quickly transitions into a CAMEL CLUTCH!!! She’s in the center of the ring, but Mimi is able to get her legs beneath her and hits a snapmare! Julianna hits the ropes, looking for a ROARING ELBO-MIMI DUCKS IT!!! She throws an arm up to catch DiMaria’s arm and sets up for a MIMISIS OF THE DIMARIA CO-NO!!! Julianna drops down for a COPY-CAT CHA-CH-NO AGAIN!!! Mimi uses one arm to grab Julianna around the chest and throws her with a half-and-half suplex! Mimi is going for Ma Paycheck, but Julianna scouts this way ahead of time and rolls towards the ropes. Mimi uses this as a moment to catch her breath, so when Julianna charges at her Mimi was ready! One more kick to the gut by Mimi and another attempt at CHA-CHI-NO!!! Julianna locks in a full-nelson to counter the stunner, and Julianna hits THE DIMARIA CODE!!! She forgoes the cover, and instead goes for the MERCEDES BENDZ!!! She has Mimi trapped in the center of the ring, and Mimi has no choice but to TAP OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... AND STILL NVR WORLD CHAMPION… JULIANNA DIMARIA!!!

Julianna smacks the mat, just glad the match is done. Mimi rolls out of the ring grabbing her face, and Julianna chirps at her to get back in the ring. Mimi barely has any energy, but she obliges and rolls back into the ring. Julianna gets into Mimi’s face, and Smith does not look like she will back down. DiMaria thanks Mimi for always pushing her and offers her hand for a shake, but Mimi hugs her instead. Julianna looks uncomfortable but accepts the hug anyway. Mimi rolls back out and Jeff the Ref hands Julianna her NVR World Championship. Julianna finally gets a chance to celebrate without any interru- "Coral Fang" by Patient Zero plays on the PA system!!! Izzy Van Doren walks out with her NVR Women’s Championship around her waist. Julianna looks completely confused as Izzy pulls out a microphone and begins to speak.

IZZY VAN DOREN: Julianna, congratulations on her title defense. You’ve grown into quite the competitor here!

Izzy applauds Julianna and gets the crowd to chant for DiMaria, but Julianna is still just focused on why Izzy is out here.

IZZY VAN DOREN: As you may know, I am the NVR WOMEN’S Champion and I just won the 2022 WOMEN’S SUMMIT!

The crowd returns the favor for Izzy by applauding her and cheering for her.

IZZY VAN DOREN: Well, as you may know, despite having never won the summit, the winner receives a shot at the Women’s championship… unless they ARE the champion already!!!

The crowd already knows where this is going and starts to go crazy.

IZZY VAN DOREN: In that case, then the winner gets a shot at the NVR WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Julianna looks one part shocked, one part frustrated, and one part enthused by this revelation! Izzy smirks as she continues on.

IZZY VAN DOREN: I’ve held this championship for a year, and have blown through just about every female wrestler on this roster except one… YOU!!! So I will see you next month in the main event… WINNER TAKES ALL!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MAIN EVENT AT ACID GRAPS!?!

K.T. ANDERSON: Last time Izzy held a World title it was for like twelve seconds, and even that was too long. So for the first time in a VERY VERY long time, I’ll be rooting for *gags* Julianna DiMaria…

[NVR Staff]