DON'T MISS - 06/22/2024

[NVR Staff]

JUNE 22ND, 2024
GRADY SPORTATORIUM
NAPA VALLEY, CA

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
BREA LOMBARDI
vs
CALLIE BUCHANAN
vs
CLOUDY

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR OPENING BOUT AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!

LEA-THER RE-BEL!!!
PUFF! CLOUDY! PUFF!!!
I-RON MAI-DEN!!!
PUFF! CLOUDY! PUFF!!!
LEA-THER RE-BEL!!!
PUFF! CLOUDY! PUFF!!!
I-RON MAI-DEN!!!
PUFF! CLOUDY! PUFF!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

I FLY LIKE PAPER
GET HIGH LIKE PLANES

“Paper Planes” by M.I.A starts up and the lights in the arena immediately turn down. White fog fills the entrance ramp as a sea of cheers and some mixed reactions can be heard. It doesn’t take long before out comes a skipping and jumping up and down CLOUDY from a thick cloud of fog from the back. She's holding her hands up in the air above her head, her thumbs and index fingers on each hand connecting to form an airplane shape. Screaming out the lyrics with the crowd, CLOUDY makes her way to the center of the ramp before kneeling into a low squat, zooming her airplane hands up in a flying motion above her head as she looks out to the audience.

BONA FIDE HUSTLER
MAKING MY NAME

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “And from beyond the skies.. weighing in at 128 pounds... She is The Elevated One… CLOOOOOUDYYYYYY”

ALL I WANNA DO IS-
AND A-
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

As the music continues, CLOUDY jumps up from her squat position, breaks her plane hands, and transforms them into finger guns to match the song as she skips down the ramp. The trail of white smoke follows her every step as she locks eyes with the ring, nodding her head looking ready to take on the challenge in front of her this evening. As she slaps some hands of the fans, she tosses some #stayelevated sweatbands into the crowd to some lucky ones in attendance. Making her way down the ramp and closer to the ring, CLOUDY swiftly runs over to the ring, jumping up and onto the apron showing off her athleticism in the process. Not shying away from her confidence, she shakes her hips as she lands up on the ring and makes sure to show off the “Stay Elevated” written across the rear of her ring gear shorts as she shakes her hips sliding under the ropes and quickly makes her way over to the northern turnbuckle. CLOUDY smiles real wide as she jumps back up to the music onto the ropes up the turnbuckle, blowing out a cloud of smoke as she reaches the top, lifting her hands back up to the same airplane motion as before screaming with the audience

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Now coming to the ring...

"Call Me" kicks off, filling the room with the kicking guitars before the lyrics serenade the room and the detestable Callie Buchanan walks out and stands on the stage, looking over the people she claims as her masses booing her. She flustered at the end of her long coat and walked down to the ring, not even looking at or interacting with the fans. Choosing instead to trash-talk her opponent. When the bratty Brit gets into the ring, she poses with her arms outstretched and slides her coat off, getting into her corner.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and poses on the top of the ramp. She flashes some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbs up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

An exciting opening match as these three women fight for momentum in their respective divisions. CLOUDY and Brea team up against Callie when she tries to grab at both of them. They hit a double dropkick that sends her out, but the alliance ends there as both women go for the collar-elbow tie-up! Brea jerks CLOUDY around, but CLOUDY counters it into a hip toss and follows up with a LIONSAU- BREA ROLLS AWAY!!! Cloud is quick to recover, but Brea hits a yakuza kick and an X-Plex to take control. She hooks CLOUDY by the head and takes her to the mat. As they grapple on the ground, Cloudy tries to break free but Brea catches her with a headscissors. CLOUDY goes for a handstand to break free and handsprings out. Big kick to the back of the head by CLOUDY as she hits a STANDING MOONSAULT!!! As Brea gets to her feet, CLOUDY runs at her with HIGH HOP- ALLEY OOP BY BREA!!! CLOUDY is planted as Brea hits the rope- CALLIE TRIPS HER UP!!! She pulls her out into the apron-skirt and drills her with a series of forearms. Lombardi is slumped as Buchanan slides into the ring and goes after CLOUDY with OFF WITH YOUR HEAD- CLOUDY REVERSES INTO CLOUD 9!!! CLOUDY has Callie trapped in the submission and almost instantly Callie is brought to a knee. Callie tries to muscle her way out and goes for the ropes, but as she reaches, CLOUDY releases the hold and counters into a school-girl roll-up for the… 1… 2… CALLIE KICKS OUT!!! They both get to their feet and CLOUDY goes for tie- HEADBUTT!!! The Iron Maiden stuns CLOUDY as she hits QUEEN’S CHOICE!!! CLOUDY tries to recover and Callie charges for OFF WITH YOU- BREA CATCHES HER WITH A DIVING TORNADO (DDT) OF SOULS!!! The Iron Maiden is spiked as Lombardi goes to CLOUDY and hits her with AM I KNEEVIL!!! CLOUDY is dropped and Brea covers… 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BREA LOMBARDI WITH THE EARLY NEAR FALL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: She’s the only one in this match that has held NVR Gold, and this is exactly why!

GEMMA MARCHAND: Was that… an unbiased comment about the match? By K.T.?

Brea instantly starts hitting Powerslide Lariats on both of her opponents. When both pin attempts come out to a 2-count, Brea switches it up. She starts to run around the ring, gaining momentum for a- POUNCE BY CALLIE!!! Brea is launched into the ropes as Callie Buchanan roars around the ring. She goes for a running back fist toward a rising CLOUDY, but CLOUDY ducks and does a handspring… INTO A PELE KICK!!! Callie is knocked into the corner and CLOUDY lifts her so that she sits on the top turnbuckle. CLOUDY climbs up and looks to be going for a FRANKENSTEIN- NO!!! CALLIE COUNTERS INTO A MIDDLE ROPE SPRINGBOARD POWERSLAM!!! Callie goes for a pin… 1… 2… BREA BREAKS IT UP!!! Brea and Callie are tied up, throwing their right hands into each other’s faces as hard and fast as they can. Brea starts to get momentum, so Callie grabs her by the waist and drives them both THROUGH THE ROPES!!! They go outside, and still, the two of them are brawling. CLOUDY starts to get up now, and she sees an opportunity. She gets the crowd clapping for her as she hits the ropes and goes a SUICIDE DIVE!!! Brea got out of the way at the right time, so Callie ate all of the dive. CLOUDY doesn’t realize this as she grabs Callie and sets up for- STAGE DIVE BY BREA LOMBARDI!!! Brea had gone into the ring and ran out for a springboard plancha over the top rope! Brea pulls Callie up, knowing she’s been hit with both dives and rolls her into the ring. CLOUDY grabs Lombardi by the hair, but Brea kicks her leg out from beneath her. She follows up with a pump kick to the face of CLOUDY before rolling back into the ring. Grabbing Buchanan from behind while she’s still groggy, Brea is looking for AM I KNEE- CALLIE BLOCKS IT!!! She shoots behind and goes for the QUEEN’S CHOI- BREA ELBOWS HER WAY OUT!!! She hits the ropes and goes for TORNADO (DDT) OF SOULS!!! Brea slowly crawls to the corner and pulls herself up to the top turnbuckle. She measures Callie as she gets to her knees and goes for a MOSH ROOM STO- CLOUD 9 OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! CLOUDY AND BREA LAND ON CALLIE!!! The recoil from the move has Lombardi roll to the ropes, so CLOUDY PINS CALLIE INSTEAD… 1… 2… CALLIE KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: CLOUDY IS A MARVEL TO BEHOLD IN THAT RING!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE!!! ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE WHAT THEY CAN DO!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: BUT WE NEED A WINNER DAMMIT!!! SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO PULL OUT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN ALL THIS!!!

CLOUDY is doing everything she can to keep momentum on her side. She hits one of those Max Air Armdrags on Lombardi to get a space and hits a HIGH HOPES FOR A 2 COUNT!!! As Buchanan starts to be a bigger threat, CLOUDY catches her with DAZED AND CLOUDFUSED FOR A 2 COUNT!!! CLOUDY is starting to get gassed, and that’s when Brea sidesteps a big cross-body and hits a SPLIT-LEGGED GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!! Brea covers her for the… 1… 2… CLOUDY KICKS OUT!!! Brea hooks the head, maybe setting up for her finisher, but CLOUDY HITS A JAW BREAKER!!! Lombardi stumbles backward, trying to stay up, as CLOUDY follows up with HIGH HOPES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! CLOUDY pulls her tights up and smacks her ass as she goes for a vicious HIP ATTA- OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!! CALLIE BUCHANAN CORKSCREWS CLOUDY WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT!!! She tosses her to the apron, before heading towards Lombardi. She assaults Brea with a series of stiff strikes before stomping around the ring. Lombardi tries to get away by riding the top rope to get distance from Callie, but Callie has Brea lined up for OFF WITH YOUR HE- BREA LOW BRIDGES THE TOP ROPE!!! CALLIE FLOPS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Brea desperately throws an arm in the air, BUT CLOUDY HITS PUFF PUFF PASS IT!!! Lombardi hits the mat in a heap as goes up for the STAY EL- CLOUDY SEES SOMETHING!!! In the crowd, right at ringside, BEY ADDAMS IS THERE HECKLING HER!!! CLOUDY pauses for a moment to tell Bey off before following through with STAY ELEVA- BREA HAS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Bey Addams laughs as she is escorted back to the locker room. CLOUDY and Brea can barely get to their feet, but they manage to do so at the same time! They stomp toward each other and BREA DOUBLES OVER CLOUDY… SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION!!! SHE COVERS CLOUDY… 1… 2… CALLIE-FORNIA DREAMING!!! THE IRON MAIDEN BREAKS THE COUNT WITH HER OWN FINISHER!!! SHE COVERS BREA FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... CALLIE BUCHANAN!!!

Callie seems to snap as she pulls Brea Lombardi out of the ring. Brea tries to fight back, but Callie DRIVES BREA’S HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST!!! Callie screams at Brea about not being cheated anymore as the fans boo at Callie. Trying to fight back as Callie lifts her to her feet again, Brea throws a wild strike, but it is countered with a QUEEN’S CHOICE INTO THE BARRICADES!!! Brea is downed as Callie drags her to the steel steps. She places Brea’s head between the steps and the ring post. The ring hands try to stop the Iron Maiden, but she charges at the trapped Leather Rebel and CRUSHES HER SKULL WITH A CALLIE-FORNIA DREAMING!!! Callie continues to scream at a prone Brea as Steph the Ref, ring-hands, and EMS come to check on Lombardi.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Callie Buchanan just savagely beat Brea Lombardi before our eyes. I’m shocked and disgusted. This is not how we needed to start this show!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I understand going to these lengths in a match, especially against highly talented opponents like Lombardi and CLOUDY, but she had the match won already. What was the point of this???

K.T. ANDERSON: Maybe she knew I had plans with Siobhan for after this show and wanted me to be late… DOESN’T SHE KNOW IT’S HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE??? I might look like Brea after this if I miss our reservation.

[NVR Staff]

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[NVR Staff]

IN RING...
Coming off the high of the opening triple threat match, the NVR Wrestling commentary is attempting to set the stage for the upcoming tag team championship match. The crowd in the background seems distracted though and pointing off in the distance. While Gemma Marchand is trying to put over the debuting Fightin’ Flanagans she is quickly cut off.

“SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!”

Cameras cut away from the announcer’s desk and pan across the audience trying to find who was shouting. After a few seconds they see Donnie Prower sitting in the upper deck with the crowd, the NVR Goldenweight Championship over his shoulder.

DONNIE PROWER: “Ayo! So they asked me if I wanted to make my first address as your NVR Goldenweight Champ in a NVR wrestling ring but I said naaaaah! Then they said do ya wanna make your first address as the NVR Goldenweight Champ on the NVR Wrestling stage but I said naaaaah! Finally, they said will ya pretty please make your first address as the NVR Goldenweight Champ in the back with a NVR Wrestling interviewer but I said naaaah! I said I am making my address with the people!”

The audience in California cheers Donnie on as he stands, dabbing up the crowd members all around him. He dangles the NVR Goldenweight Championship over the railing unafraid of what may happen if it drops. Prower dances in place and just takes these moments to vibe to the atmosphere.

DONNIE PROWER: “Ya gotta understand when Dictator Jackson presented this opportunity, I had to take it. This opportunity could have only been taken by me. It had to be me 'cause someone else might have fucked it up.”

Prower just smirks at the camera and mouths ‘fine me’ for his choice use of words.

DONNIE PROWER: “We ain’t need someone who is gonna hold this chip and not understand the burden of responsibility they owe to the scene. Wrestling got too many of them, they move in flocks. Aspen Sterling, Skye Healy, Harley Torres, & I can go on with that shit. NVR Wrestling ain’t need mealy-mouthed mother fuckers like them holding this Goldenweight Championship. Cause I’m your Donnie Escape Plan from that mediocrity. So when Führer Caleb Jackson sat me on the bench well I wasn’t about to have that. I wasn’t about to let him rob my people. I wasn’t about to lean back & do nothing like the average wrestling champ does today. On my terms, I defended our NVR Goldenweight Championship cause y’all deserved to witness it. Tonight I’m gonna defend our NVR Goldenweight Championship 'cause y’all deserve to witness it, I’m gonna walk out ‘& still’ & then defend our NVR Goldenweight Championship at Love Games against anyone who gotta problem with what I am preaching here.”

He pauses and allows it all to breathe. The crowd around him cheering and celebrating, they are following along with every one of his words.

DONNIE PROWER: “I aim to bring real relevance to our NVR Goldenweight Championship. Ya ain’t gonna catch my sleepwalking while holding this title, I’m not MYŌJIN & that means NVR Wrestling isn’t gonna die while I’m champion cause killing companies is their gimmick, I don’t copy notes. You also ain’t gonna catch me posting my ghostwriter's poems about action while not taking any…hey Finn. You are always gonna find me inside that ring competing for all of us who have been starving for real wrestling. I’m gonna do what y’all in these loops keep claiming I can’t & thrive in the chaos this reign is about to cause. No, I don’t mean that fake shit those nepo Queens say they craft, I mean real coming-together chaos. My victories are y’all’s victories. So listen fuck a address at this point cause here’s a declaration. This ain’t a Renaissance, we’re not your Vanguards, don’t make a Nemesis outta us, you’ll never catch us in a No Contest, & we don’t claim to be Limitless. Cause this NVR Wrestling…all them others pacify the scene but we are here to electrify ya.”

Donnie tosses the microphone into the crowd and stands there absorbing the reaction from the audience. He stands with arms extended and the NVR Goldenweight Championship clutched in his hand, Prower lets the crowd in the vicinity of him touch the championship. He then holds the belt over his head and stares at him with a big grin as the camera pans away.

[NVR Staff]

TAG TEAM MATCH
BAEHEMOTHS
(BREE SMITH & DANA ALANS)
vs
THE FIGHTIN' FLANAGANS
(FRASER FLANAGAN & PADDY FLANAGAN
w/ TRISTAN FLANAGAN)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

As "Bastard's Way" by Far From Finished starts playing, Fraser and Paddy Flanagan run out to hype the crowd up! Fraser is in his trunks and t-shirt and Paddy is in matching tights and the same shirt. Their brother, Tristan, walks closely behind them in a long dramatic fur coat that also matches the other two Flanagan’s wrestling attire. Fraser and Paddy are slapping hands and singing along to the song at the top of their lungs, as Tristan encourages the crowd to join them in the hooliganry. Fraser jumps up against the barricade to try and start a mosh pit in the crowd as Paddy circles the ring and tries to welcome everyone. The Fightin’ Flanagans get nearly hand in the crowd before they finally get into the ring. The 3 brothers throw their fists in the air and give a big and rowdy brotherly hug, all while still banging their heads to the music until it plays out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Next their opponents...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. She grasps the top rope when she reaches the apron and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And her partner…

The intro to "Don't Stop" by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play as the studio lights go down and the spotlights point to the stage area. Within a few seconds, Bree Smith struts out from behind the correct and she does a few signature poses on the stage. As Luke Hemmings and the rest of 5SoS yell out the chorus, Bree kicks it into high gear, jogging down the ramp, high-fiving as many fans as she can as she goes down to and around the ring. Once she's made it around the ring, she rolls into it and flexes. Everyone cheers for the Breehemoth as she backs into the corner.

For once in this division, the Baehemoths are not total goliaths in one way or another. Despite their large size, the Baehemoths seem to be towered over by the Fightin’ Flanagans. This doesn’t deter the perennial tag team contenders, as Dana PUNCHES FRASER SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!! THE FIGHT IS ON!!! The two teams battle it out for a moment. No bad blood, just good fights, and that’s what the fans are here for. Jeff the Ref breaks up Paddy and Bree long enough to get a sense of order back, and now it’s the two bigger teammates circling the ring. Dana goes in for the tie-up and Fraser obliges. He’s a bit shocked by her strength but still manages to drive her to the corner. He delivers a few shots to the midsection before tagging in Paddy. Together they hit Dana with a DONNYBROOK COMBO!!! Paddy hits a couple of left hooks as Fraser does a big winding pelvic thrust and delivers a right hook that drops Dana! Paddy covers, but it’s a soft 2 Count as Dana kicks out. Paddy puts Dana in a neck crank from behind, but Alans hits a snapmare that breaks her free of his grasp. He picks up the pace, hitting her with a few strikes and a hip toss. As he bounces around the ring, Alans catches him off the ropes with a PSYCHO-OUT CLOTHESLINE!!! HELLISH REBUKE SHE CALLS IT!!! Angry and a bit embarrassed, Dana boots Paddy a few times. He tries to get to the ropes, but she pulls him off with a Victory Roll into a GERMAN SUP- NO!!! He stiffens his body and elbows himself free. Paddy leaps to tag Fraser back in, but he’s just out of reach as Dana grabs him by the back of the pants and pulls him back in for a Belly-To-Back Ura Nage!!! She drags him over and tags in Bree. Together, they double up on Paddy Flanagan with a DEATH BOOM!!! Death Bringer Choke bomb into the Powerslide Lariat and now Bree has the cover for a… 1… 2… FRASER COMES BACK INTO THE RING TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THOSE FIGHTIN’ FLANAGANS ARE TOUGH S.O.B’s!!! I KNEW I MARRIED INTO THE RIGHT FAMILY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE BAEHEMOTHS ARE PUTTING THIS NEW TEAM THROUGH THEIR PACES!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THERE’S A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR BOTH TEAMS TO COME OUT ON TOP HERE!!!

The Fightin’ Flanagans take back the momentum, with help from the moral support of their brother at ringside. Tristan tries to rally the fans on the side of his brothers, and it’s starting to get on the nerves of Dana Alans. After popping the Potato Papi with an uppercut that staggered him, Tristan says something snappy to her that causes Dana to roll to the outside. Tristan throws his hands up, saying he wants nothing to do with her, but DANA DOESN’T CARE!!! She charges at Tristan with RIDE THE LIGHTNI- PADDY RUNS OFF THE APRON WITH A BOWLING BALL SENTON!!! Paddy takes Dana down and hugs his brother, but they’re both taken down with a Bree diving through the ropes with an ELBOW SUICIDA!!! There’s a bit of commotion as the four of them fight back to their feet, but there’s a big shadow above them, as a nervous and uncomfortable Fraser Flanagan gets to the top turnbuckle and FLOPS OFF THE TOP ONTO EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE!!! Fraser gets to his feet and throws Dana back into the ring. Paddy crawls to his corner spot as his brother hits a TOMMY GUN BLAST!!! Hot tag to Paddy, and together they hit their ST. PATRICK’S BLESS- BREE TRIPS PADDY AS HE HITS THE ROPES FOR THE BIG BOOT!!! Dana recovers fast enough to hit a big forearm on Fraser while Paddy boots Bree away. Alans and Paddy are on their feet as they run right for each other! They trade strikes as Alans counters a wild punch into an arm-drag variant of the EJECTOR SEAT!!! She tags in Bree and it looks like Baehemoths have the match now in their control. They wear Pddy out with the POWER OF BAE… FOLLOWED BY BAEHEMOTH’S WRATH!!! Bree covers for the… 1… 2… FRASER PULLS BREE OUT OF THE RING!!! Dana turned around in shock, as she was counting with the ref to what she thought was a victory. As Fraser slides into the ring, Dana tries for a Hellish Rebuke, but Fraser counters with a BIG BOOT!!! Dana stumbles out of the ring as Fraser drops to his knees and slaps his brother awake. Tristan starts clapping, rallying the fan once again. Fraser pulls his brother over to the corner as he tags himself in. Bree is back in the ring now and she runs at Fraser Flanagan with a HGUE running knee! He is stunned as she hits a suplex to get him to the center of the ring. Bree slaps her chest a few times as she gets beneath Fraser and goes for the BREE-LECTRIC CHAI- HER LEGS BUCKLE!!! Bree couldn’t lift the much bigger Fraser! Fraser Flanagan quickly capitalizes by hitting BLARNEY STONED!!! He covers for the… 1… 2… DANA CHARGES IN… BUT PADDY INTERCEPTS HER… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... FRASER AND PADDY FLANAGAN… THE FIGHTIN’ FLANAGANS!!!

Tristan runs in and jumps on Paddy as Fraser joins in for the group hug! They were successful in their debut tonight, and they can’t help but celebrate tonight. Bree holds her head as Dana helps her up. They sulk for a moment, but The Baehemoths don’t let this moment define them. Bree and Dana walk over to the Fightin’ Flanagans and shake their hands, welcoming them to the division. The Flanagans reciprocate the goodwill before going back to celebrating the only way three big beefy Irishmen know how! Running into the crowd and stealing beers!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT’S MY KINFOLK RIGHT THERE!!! BETTER THAN ANY SMITH OUT THERE IF YOU ASK ME!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: NOBODY DID THOUGH!!! I will say that The Fightin’ Flanagans proved themselves big time tonight, and if I’m the Tag Team Champions, I’m watching that match over tonight when we get home!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Bigger challenges are definitely on the horizon for TJS 4 News if any of the incoming new teams are anywhere as good as these guys were here tonight!!!

[NVR Staff]

EARLIER IN THE DAY...
Mr. Wrestling 3K is the only one standing around a circular table with other NVR Road Agents and other crew members having a Production Meeting.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, that's the plan for tonight. The wrestlers should be trickling into the arena in the next half hour or so and I’d really like all of this taken care of before then-

The door to the meeting room opens and in walks “Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page who has her hair up in a ponytail with an NVR baseball cap on her head, a pair of television production headphones resting around her neck, a full-length leather jacket on, an NVR production crew t-shirt on, and a pair of black Lululemon leggings on.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: Why are you dressed like Paul He…

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: I’m going to stop you right there because you are too worried about my fashion. Yes, my fashion is obviously phenomenal, but you should be more focused on getting this Don’t Miss show up and running for today.

Mr. Wrestling 3K throws his hands in the air out of frustration and screams out.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: Why are you even here? You're not even part of our production team!

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: You brought this on yourselves. You’re allowing stupid interns to run the social media aspect of NVR. Big mistake! Have you ever considered someone like Kanye West to be in charge of your social media?

MR. WRESTLING 3K: You want a multi-billion dollar musician and producer, known for itchy Twitter fingers and opinions that DO NOT match that of NVR Wrestling be in charge of our social media? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: It’s that way of thinking that has you in this kind of trouble!

3K rolls his eyes at her as other production staff giggle.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: You don't say?

Tiffany nods with complete sincerity, unaware of Mr. Wrestling 3K's sarcasm. 3K looks up to the sky and grumbles to himself.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: I don’t know what I did to deserve this, God, but I’m sorry.

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: No apologies will get you out of making NVR the very best in all aspects of running a wrestling company and I am going to make sure you get there. We are going to do this together…

Mr. Wrestling 3K buries his face in his hands and mumbles into them.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: ... Son of a bitch...

Tiffany reaches over and grabs a stack of papers from one of the production crew.

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: I can tell how excited you are. I mean just look at what happened at Love in a Dangerous Time 5. I arrive on the scene and things start getting done-

MR. WRESTLING 3K: WHAT?!?! That’s because you were late for the show! By the way, did Talent Relations let you know that you’ve been fined for being late to the show?

TLP flips her hair with a big smile.

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: I do look fine, don’t I? Thanks for noticing, big guy. Makes me think that all those nasty things that the other wrestlers say about you aren’t true.

Mr. Wrestling 3K leans on the desk and takes a deep sigh of frustration. She flips through the papers she grabbed. After skimming through them, she scoffs and then throws them behind her as if they weren't good enough.

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: Now how can that be when the show revolves around me? Which is why I should be holding NVR championship gold. The Goldenweight Championship, The R!ZE Championship, the Women’s Championship…PS-You got lucky Abby. We all know I should have won that match to crown a new Women’s Champion. But I digress because one day I will without a shadow of a doubt become the NVR World Heavyweight Champion.

Defeated, 3K takes a seat at the table. He's doing his best to keep himself calm, so he starts to massage his temples.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: I can’t even stand you right now. I couldn't imagine how unbearable you would be as a cha-

TIFFANY LYNN PAGE: Rude much?!?! NVR will be so lucky when I am one-day NVR World Heavyweight Champion! How dare you say that to me, 3K?!?! I can’t even with you right now. I’m going to go talk with Caleb about this!!!

Tiffany turns around and storms out of the production meeting room in a huff.

MR. WRESTLING 3K: Noooo please don’t go! Now she is gone! I'm so sad. Awwwwwww.

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[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DONNIE PROWER
vs
BEY ADDAMS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO DONNIE!!!
LET’S GO BEY!!!
LET’S GO DONNIE!!!
LET’S GO BEY!!!
LET’S GO DONNIE!!!
LET’S GO BEY!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

Ooowee by Rapsody feat. Anderson.Paak hits the PA system, and the lights fade to a red color. At the top of the stage, sparkler pyres go off and as the chorus hits, they shoot off white, as red confetti shoots into the air, and outcomes Bey Addams. The Drop-Out runs down the ramp stopping to high-five some fans and take pictures with others. Addams slides into the ring on her stomach and slaps the canvas three times before hopping up. She "Runs the ropes" and acknowledges the crowd one final time by putting a fist in the air as his music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

POCKETS TOO BIG, THEY SUMO!
PULLIN YA CARD LIKE UNO!
FLIPPIN YA SHIT LIKE JUDO!
YOU BITCHES ACT TOO CULO!
YOU A NERD, NO CHAD HUGO!!!

Denzel Curry begins rapping over the PA as Donnie Prower arrives. He looks around, but only for a moment. There is no emotion on the Heel Hook Heathen's face as he goes down the ramp. Fans reach for Donnie, but he stays far away from them, his eyes only looking at the ring. He slides into the ring, popping up to a knee but not posing. He looks around once more before sitting in the corner.

These two technicians know each other pretty well, having the same mentor. Maybe that’s why there’s no respect shown as they just go straight into the tie-up. Donnie’s size and strength advantage give him the advantage, but Bey is quick to start trying to get out. To prevent this, Donnie hits a hip toss into side control. Bey gets her feet beneath her and gets the Champion punned for a… 1… Donnie rolls back into Side-Control! Bey tries to roll back into a pinning position, but Donnie rolls through even more and now he has back control. Bey fights to her feet and shoves Donnie into the ropes… KISS MY CONVER- NO!!! Bey does a round-off to evade and handsprings onto Donnie’s Shoulders as he comes back off the other ropes. She sits on Donnie’s shoulders. He tries to reach up to grab Bey, but she rolls forward into a VICTORY ROLL FOR THE… 1… 2… KICKOUT!!! Donnie applauds Bey for being smart and offers his hand, but she just grabs it and does a hip toss. She hits the ropes for a SCISSOR KI-NO!!! Donnie gets his arms up and grabs her leg. He hits a dragon screw that sends her across the ring. Bey uses the ropes to get herself up and Donnie runs up on her. She throws a hand up to try and stop him or maybe defend herself, but he grabs the hand and yanks her off the ropes! Donnie puts Addams in a double knuckle lock. She fights to get out, but he imposes his strength on her. He starts to bend her backward, but she brings her legs up and goes for a monkey flip. He counters the momentum and brings them both back to their feet, BUT BEY USES THE RETURN MOMENTUM TO GET IN THE AIR!!! Body scissors into a WHEELBARROW ROLL UP… 1… 2… She transitions into an arm trap bridge, BUT DONNIE TRANSITIONS INTO A CHOKE!!! Bey throws her arms up, trying to fight for freedom. She manages to get her legs free and rolls backward for another pin attempt… 1… 2… KICKOUT BY THE CHAMPION!!! Bey is on her feet and catches Donnie with a SCISSOR KICK!!! He’s stunned, but not down, and that’s when she hits the SCHOOL-GIRL DROP OUT… 1… 2… DONNIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I hate to compliment Donnie, but the way these two seem to have an answer for everything is impressive, to say the least.

K.T. ANDERSON: Donnie is worth his weight in Gold, that’s why he’s the Goldenweight Champion!!! NEVER FORGET THAT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Bey seems to have the edge when it comes to pin attempts. Strategically, she’s bound to get a 3 count as Donnie tires himself out. However, as Donnie inflicts more and more punishment, she’s sure to get worn down just as much!

Bey continues to get pin attempts on Donnie, but just as Warhead had observed, Donnie seems to be focusing on damaging Bey. After a bit of chain grappling, Donnie whips Bey into the ropes and he hits the reverse. He goes for ZIP IT, but Bey slides beneath his arms. She hits the ropes again and leapfrogs Don- NO!!! HE COUNTERS INTO AN ATOMIC DROP!!! Bey grabs at her thighs as Donnie shoots to her side and hits a SHIN BREAKER… INTO A SAITO SUPLEX!!! Donnie grabs at one of Bey’s ankles, but she boots him away. She stumbles across the ring, getting to the nearest set of ropes, but Donnie catches up to her and hits KISS MY CONVERSE!!! Addams seems to be out, and now Prower has his opportunity to target her ankle. He grabs her leg and drills it into the mat like he was hitting a DDT. Bey grabs her leg and tries to protect it from further damage, but Donnie just stomps on her leg a couple of times. Donnie grabs her leg again, and goes for another Leg DDT into the HEEL HOOK-NO!!! She instantly leans forward and puts him in a cravate to prevent the hold. Hse scootches closer to Donnie and locks her ankles to prevent the move. She tries to roll him over into a crossface, but Donnie rolls free. Back to his feet, the Goldenweight Champion looks to put Bey away with ANOTHER KISS MY CONVER- SCHOOLGIRL DROP OUT WITH TIGHTS PULLED AND A FOOT ON THE ROPES… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! DONNIE KICKS OUT!!! She grabs both of Donnie’s wrists and hits WRSTLOCK HE- DONNIE BREAKS FREE OF HER GRIP AND GRABS A LEG!!! He wrestles her to the ground and locks the leg he’s been targeting with A HEEL HOOK!!! Donnie pulls back all the way! Bey Addams tries to fight back, but it doesn’t take long for her to TAP OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... AND STILL NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPION… DONNIE PROWER!!!

Donnie rolls out of the ring, uninterested in getting his arm raised. Bey grabs her leg as she stares down Donnie. Donnie gets his championship and goes to turn around, BUT A BODY RUNS RIGHT BY HIM!!! IT’S CLOUDY!!! CLOUDY leaps onto Bey and starts drilling in punches. Donnie makes an “Oh Shit” face and watches as CLOUDY tries to get revenge for Bey’s interference earlier in the night. Steph the Ref breaks them up as CLOUDY stomps around the ring and hypes the crowd up. Bey tries to go after CLOUDY, but her leg gives way as the stagehands at ringside separate them.

GEMMA MARCHAND: LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO AREN’T FINISHED WITH EACH OTHER YET!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Bey and CLOUDY continue to go after each other, could we get a rematch at American Thunder Dome???

K.T. ANDERSON: I have no idea, I’m not the booker, but I love that Donnie is still on the ramp eating some fans’ popcorn as this all goes down! That’s some champ shit!

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...
After being rushed to the medical room at the start of the show, we see Brea Lombardi sitting on a table in the Medical Room. Brea has a bandage wrapped around the crown of her head and ice bags tapped all over her. The usually high-energy red-headed rocker looks morose as the doctor walks in to talk to her.

DR. OPH MATTISON: Are you feeling any better? How's the ice helping?

BREA LOMBARDI: My head's been ringing for the past several minutes... Something feels off. My head is pounding...

Brea says as the doctor flashes a light in her eyes.

DR. OPH MATTISON: You lucked out, Ms. Lombardi. You don't seem to have a concussion. Though, I would suggest you take things easier for a while..."

We can almost hear the ringing in her head overtake Dr. Mattison's voice. Brea continues to grimace as the sound gets louder and louder. Finally, the ringing hits a peak and then just stops. Brea stops grimacing, but there's something different about her. There's no hype or excitement in her face anymore. Just a very solemn and depressed woman with bags under her eyes.

BREA LOMBARDI: Were you saying something?

Dr. Mattison starts to repeat himself, but she cuts him off.

BREA LOMBARDI: Don't answer that, I don't really care.

She slides off the table, immediately brushing past him with a sneer forming. The doctor grabs her shoulder, trying to stop her from leaving.

DR. OPH MATTISON: Ms. Lombardi, is everything okay? I'm concerned for you here.

BREA LOMBARDI: It's just feels like there's...

She pauses and pulls her shoulder away from him.

BREA LOMBARDI: Something in the way.

[NVR Staff]

GRUDGE MATCH
KAREN WILLOW
vs
TAPP ADDAMS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A GRUDGE MATCH!!!

WELCOME BACK!!!
WELCOME BACK!!!
WELCOME BACK!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The lights in the arena go out, as the crowd falls momentarily silent. The sound of an EKG machine begins to play, rapidly increasing in tempo before flatlining. A few seconds of silence pass, when suddenly the stage pyro goes off igniting the entire stage area in hellish flames. The lights return, only significantly dimmer and with a dark red tint. It’s at this moment that “p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l Remix” by Death Rebel hits the arena’s sound system.

“Pride is the Devil

I think it got a hold on me

Pride is the Devil

It done left so many R.I.P.

Pride is the Devil

Think it got a hold on me

Pride is the Devil”

The shot cuts back to the stage, and as the beat drops, The Deadman Walking, Tapp Addams, makes his way out from the back wearing his signature mask and wrestling gear. In his right hand, you can see the infamous steel pipe. He saunters out with his head down as the fans in attendance express their mixed opinions, but it doesn’t seem to phase the wrestler. Standing behind him donning a 3-piece suit is his manager, Bobbi Scharnberg, who hypes up the wrestler as Addams just nods his head along with the music before starting his walk to the ring.

“Terrified, paranoid, I'll put you over everything

Just to try to fill the void-

The music cuts off because KAREN WILLOW ATTACKS TAPP FROM BEHIND!!! She grabs him from behind, pulling his mask around to blind him as she hammers fists into the skeleton from her closet. Bobby Scharnberg tries to stop her, but IZZY VAN DOREN GRABS HIS ARM AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Izzy and Karen attack Tapp for costing them their matches over the last couple of months. Tapp is able to remove his mask and start swinging his steel pipe around, but Izzy boots him and Karen takes his weapon away.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: KAREN AND IZZY HAVE HIJACKED THIS MATCH!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Looks like Jeff the Ref has already called for the match to be thrown out, but it doesn’t look like Poor Life Choices care!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: This is clearly no longer the plucky PLC we grew up with over the years!!!

She tosses it and then pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of her pants. Karen takes a few steps back, looking to get some distance before hitting a NEO WOLF FANG FI- NEVADA BROOKS GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER TO THE MAT!!! Nevada is drilling Karen with rights when Izzy lets go of Tapp and jumps onto her! Now Izzy and Nevada are fighting as Karen and Tapp start to get into it again! The chaos continues until “IMA BOSS” by Meek Mill plays. NVR President Caleb Jackson comes out with an army of security, separating the 4 wrestlers.

CALEB JACKSON: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF WRESTLERS TAKING THIS BUSINESS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS!!! ALL OF YOU GO HOME!!! YOU’RE DONE FOR TONIGHT!!! NO MATCH WILL TAKE PLACE AT THIS TIME!!!

The fans boo as the four wrestlers all hurl insults at each other. The fans chant “Let Them Fight”, but CJack shakes his head.

CALEB JACKSON: NO! NO! NO!!! Don’t you all encourage this!!! This may be entertaining to you, but this is serious business for us!!! WE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!

Seething, Caleb Jackson takes a deep breath.

CALEB JACKSON: BUT THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO FOR THE NVR FAITHFUL!!! At the American Thunder Dome 6 Event!!! We will have Izzy Van Doren and Karen Willow… VERSUS Tapp Addams… AND NEVADA BROOKS IN A TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!! THIS FEUD WILL END, AND IT WILL END THE RIGHT WAY DAMMIT!!!

The crowd goes crazy as Nevada is taken one way, Tapp and Bobbi are taken another, and PLC are both rushed out by the stage! Caleb Jackson sends a crew to clean up any mess from the brawling as he and his circle of producers head back to HQ.

K.T. ANDERSON: One thing is for sure, These four may not respect each other, BUT THEY CERTAINLY RESPECT MY PLANS FOR TONIGHT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SOME DATE NIGHT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: YEA, GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN CHECK, K.T.!!! THAT TAG TEAM MATCH COULD MAIN EVENT A SHOW ON IT’S OWN IF IT WANTED TO!!!

[NVR Staff]

RECORDED EARLIER...
New NVR R!ZE Champion Julianna DiMaria is in a great mood for obvious reasons as she soaks in what she was able to accomplish. She’s wearing a t-shirt that commemorates her NVR triple crown and while the crowd is certainly not liking what she pulled off as the jeers she’s hearing would indicate, she can definitely care less as she begins to express her thoughts.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: Okay, I’m not going to go into your typical “I told you so” rant, but I said that I was going to do something different with the briefcase that I won. I know that the question on everyone’s mind is obviously why I choose to cash in the briefcase on the R!ZE title that I have and not the world title especially when you consider the long history that I have with Mimi Smith and all of that. See, I did say that I wanted to break the mold and not do something so predictable so that was definitely part of it. However, what’s the fun in beating Mimi in a world title match again? I’ve already done it once. She’s basically my bitch at this point. You’re welcome Gavin Grimes. You should be able to beat her, right?

Julianna scoffs and rolls her eyes before she continues on.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: If he doesn’t, then that’s just embarrassing. See, this #NVRevenge Tour wasn’t going to end that quickly. I could’ve just cashed this in on Mimi and put a quick end to it, but what in the actual fun is that when there was a triple crown right in front of me? Hell, I’m willing as hell to detour toward another title after this one to make it a Grand Slam. Why not draw this out and make something interesting out of it, right? Of course, I should mention that when I cashed this in, I picked a spot where Myojin, the former champion, was weak.

"I got my challenger for tonight disqualified when I went after Myojin. Ask me if I give a fuck if that screwed Erik Holland over…"

Julianna merely shrugs.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: I don’t give a fuck. For those of you that want to bitch and moan about it, and by “you” I mean the fickle, moronic audience that has never fucking appreciated me in this company to begin with, I present you this…

"Did you give a fuck when I was struggling?"

"Did you give a fuck when I lost the world championship and you just moved the fuck on to the next flavor of the month?"

"Did you give a fuck when I was going through arguably the worst part of my NVR career?"

"The answer to all three questions is a resounding “no”... so why should I give a fuck if you hate what I did? You’re a bunch of hypocrites anyway. Any one of you would’ve done the same thing. You too, Holland. You would’ve done the same thing. I don’t know why you’re so up in arms about what happened and what I did. You weren’t going to win against Myojin anyway because when I was watching the match, you were struggling at various points. I did you a favor. I put you out of your misery. I spared you from embarrassing yourself, which of course, was temporary to begin with because embarrassed is what you’re going to be after tonight. I know Myojin’s going to want a rematch and that’s fine. They’re not beating me. But of course, maybe we can “have our little talk” and make that official, shall we?"

"Enough about the former champion."

"The thing is Holland, I’ve got a lot of aggression to take out on you. The #NVRevenge Tour isn’t just about conquering everything in sight. It’s about taking my vengeance against a company that cast me off and threw me in the trash, thinking that I was going to be happy that I had a world title reign at all and that I was going to step aside for the next flavors of the month. The fact is, Holland… and this is going to cause a damn stir…"

"I hate this company… or I guess I should slightly rephrase that and say that I hate the powers that be and the fans that buy into that crap. I’ve been here for more than four years now and do you know how little they appreciate me? I had to make my own breaks. They stuck me in that Fresh Start Ladder match telling me “hey, you have been sucking ass lately, so here’s a chance to change things… but you probably won’t”. Except, it backfired on them when I won!"

"It’s me against this entire company and I am going to draw this whole tour out as long as I want until I conquer this company again and make them realize that I’m the best wrestler they’ll EVER have on their roster."

"You’re going to find out exactly how pissed off at this company I am when I beat you…"

Julianna narrows her eyes in her obvious, bitter anger before she makes her exit.

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
JULIANNA DIMARIA (C)
vs
ERIK HOLLAND

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR HEADLINE BOUT, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

ERIK IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
JULIANNA SUCKS!!!
ERIK IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
JULIANNA SUCKS!!!
ERIK IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
JULIANNA SUCKS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The lights suddenly completely shut off as static covers the screen, to be replaced with what looks like vital signs; brain activity and heartbeat specifically. The words “PROJECT HOLLAND: ENGAGE” appear across the bottom of the ‘tron, and the crowd HITS THEIR FEET, cheering so loud it's almost drowning it out.

YOU'RE HAVING PARANOID DELUSIONS!!!
YOUR BRAIN WILL NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!
SOMEONE HAS ERASED HIS MEMORIES!!!

Out of nowhere, Static X absolutely DETONATES over the loudspeaker, reducing the stage to a red-and-blue strobing mosh pit as Erik Holland shoves his way through the curtain, goggles shining in the inky red-ness, tugging at his beard as he staggers up and down the stage, imploring the raging crowd to cheer even louder; but at the same time almost looking like he's arguing with himself.

THAT BOY’S ONE MEAN MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Once the lyrics start, Erik ROARS, making a beeline for the ring, pinballing off the fans to tag hands with them, letting them slap his back, whatever it takes to whip the audience in attendance into a complete frenzy. Now and then down the ramp, he stops, turning around in a lazy circle, taking it all in before racing off again.

He dives under the ropes once he gets to ringside, crawling on his belly toward the hard camera. He pulls the lenses of the welding goggles off his eyes so we can see that demented gleam burning in those brown irises. He mugs for the camera shouting indistinct threats--even chewing on the bottom rope--before he bursts to his feet and hits the opposite side ropes, THROWING his hands out and receiving flashbulbs in response. Holland whips his coat off, tossing it out into the first row, and does the same with his goggles, staring out under that eye makeup and proud of how completely insane his fans are, before he settles into the corner, that eerie look of focus taking over. The lights finally come up.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans who are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

The bell rings and almost instantly, Julianna and Erik go for a tie-up. However, as Erik goes to grab the champion, she ducks under his arms and slides to the outside. Julianna walks around the ring, taunting him as she does so. It looks as if Julianna is going to take the full 9.99 seconds of the ring-out count before going into the ring, but Erik doesn’t want to wait that long, so he goes out after her. He chases her around the ring and finally corners Julianna to come back in, but as he slides in behind her, she hits the ropes and rebounds at him at full speed for SHINING WIZARD!!! Erik is dazed, so Julianna tries to capitalize early. She hooks him in a full-nelson and goes for the DIMARIA CO- SNAPMARE BY THE CHALLENGER!!! Julianna is flipped over, but she uses her momentum to get back to her feet. She turns around and hits Erik with multiple strikes, but he no-sells all of it! He slowly rises to his feet and hits her with one good uppercut that sends Julianna crumbling to the mat for a… 1… 2… THE CHAMPION GETS AN ARM UP!!! Erik grabs Julianna by the hair and lifts her to her feet. Julianna grabs at her head as Erik hits the ropes for a MEAT HOOK CLOTHESLI- DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!!! Julianna takes Erik down for a second, so she hits the ropes for another SHINING WIZARD!!! Erik doesn’t drop from the kneeling position, though, so she drills him with stiff strikes before hitting ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD!!! Again Erik doesn’t fall! Julianna hits him with another barrage of strikes and runs for the ropes. This time though, Julianna slips through the ropes and springboards off the top with THE SCOUR- ERIK POPS UP!! He catches her by the throat… DEATH RACE 2000!!! Erik chokeslams DiMaria for the… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JULIANNA’S #NVREVENGE TOUR MAY BE CANCELLED AFTER TONIGHT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: He didn’t get the win here, but with how dominant Erik looks right now… WE ARE SURELY GOING TO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: ERIK NEEDS TO KEEP MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE!!!

Julianna looks beaten, but not defeated. However, Erik is trying to change that as he continues hammering heavy fists into the champion. Julianna is trapped in the corner as Holland pummels her to the mat and delivers a PANIC ATTACK!!! The Ghost in the Machine lifts Julianna and sends her to the center of the ring with DAMNATION ALLEY!!! Holland covers Julianna for the… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! JULIANNA BARELY GETS AN ARM UP IN TIME!!! The crowd chants “THAT WAS 3”, but Erik doesn’t question it. He continues his onslaught as DiMaria starts to get some distance, ducking one punch and sliding to the ropes to escape. Julianna shimmies up the turnbuckles quickly, trying to leap over Erik for something big, BUT ERIK CATCHES HER!!! He spins around looking for a WATERWHEEL FACEBUS- JULIANNA COUNTERS IT INTO A DESTROYER!!! The champion had locked her legs together and used Erik’s Massive momentum against him. Julianna has a rush of energy as she hits the ropes for a SHINING WIZARD!!! Erik is downed, but Julianna can’t roll the big man over, so she double-stomps his back and tries to lock in A CAMEL CLUTCH!!! She holds his big arms back and tries to choke him out, but slowly Erik overpowers her. He gets one arm free as DiMaria tries to transition into THE MERCEDES BENDS-NO!!! Erik breaks free from the transition. He gets to one knee and explodes out with a SPEAR… INTO A TURNBUCKLE!!! Julianna slips through the ropes to evade Holland and as he stumbles around the ring trying to recover, she hits THE SCOURGE!!! The flying forearm takes Erik down. Julianna is slow to get up independently, rising just a bit faster than Erik. She rushes behind him for the DIMARIA CO- NO!!! HE FLINGS HER OFF!!! Julianna is relentless, though, as she charges back at him and he POPS HER UP FOR THE TOXIC AVENGE-NO!!! Julianna slides down his back and HITS ERIK HOLLAND IN THE NUTS!!! STEPH THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA DISQUALIFICATION... ERIK HOLLAND!!! HOWEVER… STILL NVR R!ZE CHAMPION… JULIANNA DIMARIA!!!

Julianna snatches her title from Junior Official Stephanie Ledbetter and hits Erikk in the face with it. Julianna continues to strike Erik with the belt a few times before setting up to hit him with the DIMARIA CODE ON THE BE- WAIT!!! SOMEONE IS IN THE RING!!! IT’S MYOJIN!!! Their music doesn’t get a chance to hit as Myo hits the ring and grabs Julianna by the hair. They threaten Julianna, but she grabs her hair back and rolls out of the way. Myojin helps Erik up and both wrestlers look at Julianna wanting a piece of the Champion!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: MYOJIN MAKES THE SAVE AND NOW JULIANNA IS ON THE RUN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE FORMER CHAMPION WANTS A SHOT!!! THE FORMER CHALLENGER WANTS A SHOT!!! JULIANN MAY HAVE MADE A BED THAT THE NVR REVENGE TOUR CAN’T WAKE FROM!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I SURE HOPE JULIANNA IS AS GOOD NOW AS SHE SAYS SHE IS BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO BE STARING DOWN THAT DOUBLE BARRELL!!!

[NVR Staff]

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[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
Backstage we find Mimi Smith alongside fellow champion Abby Blake. The Women’s Champion, already dressed to compete,

ABBY BLAKE: World Champ. Nice to see you. All set to take on this Chad faction with guys like Chad, Thad, …Blazer -

Mimi is wearing a thin ocean blue sleeveless shirt given the heat, with a Derrick La’Bell on the front drawn in the Fairly Odd Parents style with Mimi as his fairy and just wished up all his favorite things. She has on a pair of white shorts with a pair of sandals, her go-to beach look.

MIMI SMITH: Sure Am. All our training since they showed up at LIAD5 has been great. We’ve got a few - as TJ would put it, Wombo Combos to bust out for the Nevvy Pro Crowd. The Meems Squad also looks so shiny with the gold.

Abby gives Mimi a look, she isn’t too receptive of that kind of name especially given their upcoming match.

ABBY BLAKE: That’s still not our name though. My journey to winning this Women’s championship, as I’ve mentioned in training, is personal to me. I’m not going to just be a footnote under the World Title. We’re all champions, we all came out to back you up. This Champion’s Conclave is equal. I’m representing a division now whenever I go out there. When you, Kai, or TJ tag me in - I want to hear the crowd pick up because the Women’s Champion just entered the match. Like they did when I showed up to save you before you got a title match-up set.

MIMI SMITH: I get that. Ever since I won the title it’s been a test and everyone keeps doubting me, even to this very second.

She says looking over at her title with two potential people coming for it, not just the one at the Thunderdome.

MIMI SMITH: And I just felt I need to show I can lead at the main event level - but I do see your side. We’ll-

At which point newscaster and tag team champ TJS shows up, in a shirt that’s untucked, a very loose tie, and some straight black pants equipped with a remote. There’s stuff being wheeled in behind the camera the girls take notice of.

TJS: Ladies, don’t worry about the name. The New Vengers - Kevin Fiege strictly forbids adding an A, and would have shut down the company for three times longer than our last break if we added the A, but here’s why this name works. Kai, if you’ll just get the lights.

The lights turn off and a screen comes down. TJ clicks a button towards the off-screen projector.

ABBY BLAKE: When did you have time to install a dropdown screen?

TJS: Our name, The New Vengers includes NEWS and everybody loves the TJS News. Branding is all tidy there. We got the letters N, V, and R in order which satisfies the 2% of fans who like things in order, and subtly reminds fans we’re the Napa Valley Revolution Dream Team. Captain Mimi, the Super Smith Soldier who’ll no doubt be pivotal whether she’s in the ring or on the apron. Blake Widow aka Abby Blake, a nimble menace for the taller girls and the fraternal Kassidy twins. Plus she’s got-

ABBY BLAKE: I’ve never worn a Black Widow costume.

TJS: If we can hold all comments until the end of the slideshow - Midjourney can make anything these days. As I was saying, we have Kai - just Kai. He’ll run through anyone. Finally, we have IronHawk TJS, Anchor of Thunder. I make up the last 6 Avengers since this is a Quartet not a Sextet.

MIMI SMITH: A What!?

TJS: It’s nothing dirty, Google It.

Which of course Mimi does but only reads the first definition.

MIMI SMITH: A group of six people playing music together?

At which point the next slide shows the four replacing members of the cartoon band the Archies (Abby, not Betty, Mimi, not Veronica, Kai, not Archie, TJ not Reggie, Cam in a dog costume, not Hot Dog, and Mic, not Jughead). Everybody’s just speechless so TJ clicks across, showing TJ planned for that exact definition - this one was created organically without AI.

TJS: The other definition, Meems.

Mimi casually looks down and then sees what he means.

ABBY BLAKE: So that’s what you were doodling on Friday when we were getting food.

MIMI SMITH: Ok - well that’s certainly a name… but I think going on what Abby said before you showed up - tonight we’re showing why we’ve climbed to the top of our respective mountains. I know you and Kai especially want to show we rule at quartet team wrestling.

ABBY BLAKE: So we may not be the Meems Squad, the B-Sharps, the whatever yours was TJ - we’re the fantastic four champions who -

TJ facepalms and looks to the sky over the missed opportunity

ABBY BLAKE: - are going to show the rest of the locker room not just the other champions we can take on any faction, no matter how Chad they are.

MIMI SMITH: In that case, I think I’ll dub our team a little throwback to when TJ and I teamed up. The Nevvy Pro Heat, before you went on to find your soulmate in tag team wrestling Teej. How about we walk out as the Nevvy Pro Society?

ABBY BLAKE: I suppose that works. I could hear the fans chanting those three letters when TJ and Kai have someone by the arms and legs and I’m about to come down with a double foot stomp or something.

TJS: I don’t think we gave my name a fair shot - do we need to review the slideshow again? Kai, can you get the lights?

MIMI SMITH: Kai, leave the lights.

TJS: Okay - I’ll pass that along to Caleb, but we’ll secretly call ourselves the New Vengers just in case this thing carries out weeks, months, years, decades - The Chaddiest Children picking up the fight against the Venger Descendents and it goes on and on until finally, 3023 at NVR - Remember When KFC was a thing? - Sponsored by Disney - It gets settled.

MIMI SMITH: Well now I’m hungry. You go do that TJ.

TJ heads out with Kai, as Mimi heads the other way to get changed, leaving just Abby as NVR’s theme begins to play over her greeting an unsigned wrestler who’s just visiting.

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
8-PERSON
ELIMINATION TAG MATCH
NEVVY PRO SOCIETY
(MIMI SMITH, ABBY BLAKE, TJS & KAI URIGAWA)
vs
WORLD'S CHADDEST FACTION
(CHAD KASSIDY, THAD KASSIDY, NATALIE KASSIDY & JESSICA CARTER)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS YOUR MAIN EVENT, AND IT IS AN 8-PERSON ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH!!!

NVR WRES-TLING!!!
NVR WRES-TLING!!!
NVR WRES-TLING!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The words ‘Oooh they’re all Chads…’ clearly in Natalie Kassidy’s voice blare through the arena before we break into the ‘He’s a Devil, He’s A Doll’ by Betty Hutton begins to play… slowly on stage, Jess, Thad, Chad and Natalie walk out onto the stage. At the top of her lungs, Jessica screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good they all are. Natalie nods and barks that nobody could stand up to them. The brothers share a quick fist bump on stage before Chad kisses Natalie and then they all begin to head down the ramp.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Making their way to the ring… THEY ARE THE WORLD’S CHADDEST FACTION!!!”

They look around the venue disapprovingly, still talking about how they’re better than everyone else. Jessica quickly leaps onto the ring apron, before straddling the middle rope. Natalie rolls into the ring, poses behind Jess, and they both wink at the camera. Soon Thad and Chad would join the girls on the apron where they all posed before Thad sat on the rope like a good brother to allow Chad entry. They all go to the ring corner as they take off their cool Chad sunglasses and climb up the corner turnbuckles to hype up the crowd… while they await the match to commence.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

TJS 4 NEWS appears on the screen, but it gets blown up for NEVVY PRO NEWS. Each letter fades in and out before the other appears as the intro plays. The lights dim slightly aside for a trio of lights which, you guessed it, shine the team’s official name, “Nevvy Pro Society”, onto the roof of the building or down onto the ring. TJS appears from behind the curtain with his back to the crowd but spins to stand facing them, legs wide apart, and embraces the crowd. Mike Stanley and Cam Rollins, the TJS 4 NEWS Crew, are right behind TJS as they try to “catch the scoop”. Right behind them is "Field Reporter" Kai Urigawa, who steps through the curtain. Kai is all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket and puts it in. Behind them is the Women’s Champion, Abby Blake, seemingly taking sports as her anchorage. with a custom Los Angeles “Blakers” Jersey with a big 24 on it. Lastly, we get Mimi Smith darting out of the back in a pair of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for her. Mimi gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt turning it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Mimi's NVR STORM CHASERS” shirt, revealing herself to be the Weather Girl of the team. Throwing out a t-shirt to one of the crowd members rampside earns TJS a pop before he starts to walk down the ramp. TJS raises a finger, then sings the opening lyrics to his theme with the crowd. Kai follows closely behind him. Mimi and Abby smile at the crowd as they skip down to the ring, high-fiving the fans on their way.

Begin the day
With a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood

TJS grabs the ropes with the small instrumental break and spins to hook the top rope and face the ramp while Kai hops up onto the apron hardcam side. Mike and Cam catch every moment.

Off on your way
Hit the open road
There is magic at your fingers
For the spirit ever lingers
Undemanding contact
In your happy solitude

As that riff hits, Kai looks over his shoulder at his opponents and enters the ring. Abby slides into the ring, takes her jersey off, and whirls it around her head, before throwing it toward the crowd. Urigawa takes off his vest and falls into the corner, doing some last-minute stretching. TJS backflips into the ring and walks around, the lights dimming down to an almost darkened state as the fans' screens light the arena with purple, pink, blue, and red screens. TJS then performs a running shooting star press and lands on his feet, pretending it was unseen but the house lights come back on bright just a second after he lands. Mimi ends all the entrance gimmicks with a perfect slide into the ring. Once she’s on her feet Mimi gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on". Mike and Cam high-five because they think they got it. TJS nods his head to his News Crew, as they all enjoy the rest of the song. Even as it fades out, the loyal NVR fans sing it loud and proud with TJS conducting them with one hand.

The #2 of the World’s Chaddest Faction, Thad Kassidy, starts the match off against The Dragon of Jacksonville. Kai tries to go in for a tie-up, but Thad has different plans. He evades Kai’s every strike, taunting Urigawa as he goes. Kai shoots for a leg, but Thad catches him with a double axe handle. Thad puts Kai in an abdominal stretch and puts pressure on the ribs with his free hand as he does. Kai breaks out by elbowing Thad’s knee until he is free! A big hip toss followed by a PENALTY KICK!!! Kai hooks Thad in a side headlock and tries to pull him to the Nevvy Pro Society Corner, but Thad starts to fight back. Kassidy sends Urigawa back toward the center with a back suplex. Kai fights to his feet as Thad goes for a SUPER THAD PU- NO!!! DRAGON SUPLEX!!! Kai goes for the cover… 1… 2… KICKOUT BY THAD!!! Kai goes for ANOTHER PENALTY KI- THAD CATCHES THE KICK!!! He sweeps the leg and quickly locks in THE THAD LOCK!!! THAD KASSIDY HAS KAI URIGAWA IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Kai desperately fights free as Nevvy Pro Society tries to intervene, but Jeff the Ref tells them to get back on the apron. Finally, with a lot of strength and energy used, KAI REACHES THE ROPES!!! THAD HAS TO RELEASE THE HOLD!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THAD ALMOST HAD HIM!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Thad the Dragon Slayer could’ve had a nice ring to it! All things considered!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS MAIN EVENT IS HEATING UP ALREADY!!!

Thad grabs at Kai and Kai counters with a uppercut to the jaw. Now it’s Kai trying to grab Thad, but a monkey flip sends Kai flying into the WCF Corner. Kai turns to his feet and lunges at Thad, but Chad reaches between the middle and top rope and grabs his waistband to pull him back into the corner. Kai tries to fight, but Chad and Jess hold him back as Thad hits a SUPER THAD PUNCH!!! Thad tags out to Chad and he follows suit with a SUPER CHAD PUNCH!!! Natalie is then tagged in and she hits a SUPER NAT PUNCH!!! Kai slumps now as Chad and Thad hold his arms in the corner. Nevvy Pro Society is screaming for the ref to do something, but he can’t do anything because Jess is tagged in and she hits ASS KISSER!!! Kai looks worse for wear as Jess tags Thad back in. Thad looks for the easy elimination as he lifts Kai for TRIBUTE TO PARI- KAI SLIPS OFF AND LOCKS IN THE KIRIFUDA CLUTCH!!! World’s Chaddest Faction is at ringside, taunting the crowd, unaware that Thad fumbled the easy elimination as usual. Mimi and Abby decide to run the apron and land on Jess and Natalie respectively. Chad turns in shock as he realizes his brother is in trouble! Chad tries to break the submission, but TJS CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SPARTAN KICK!!! As Chad and Teddy brawl it out, THAD TAPS OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAD KASSIDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: NO, THAD!!! NO!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: KAI URIGAWA IS AS DANGEROUS AS THEY COME!!! When you think you have him, he counters it and puts you to sleep!

K.T. ANDERSON: BECAUSE HE’S THE MARVELOUS DARK!!! HE’S THE DRAGON OF JACKSONVILLE!!! HE’S THE BLACK ACE OF NVR!!! HE IS MY GUY, KAI!!!

Chad shoves Teddy and dives to save Thad, but he’s too late. The girls are brawling at ringside still and Jeff the Ref is trying to get the order back in this match so he’s trying to push Teddy out of the ring. This allows Chad to jump Kai as he gets to his feet. He stomps on Urigawa as many times as possible. Kai fights for a single-leg takedown and barely gets it, but now it’s a mad dash for the Nevvy Pro Society corner as TJS is right there for the hot tag. Kai tries to break free and get distance, but Chad is right on top of him as he tries to grapple him into the mat and prevent the tag. Kai rakes Chad’s face and tries to get away, mustering enough energy to MAKE THE TAG!!! Here comes Teddy throwing lariat after lariat to a frustrated Chad Kassidy. He starts drilling Chad with flashy rights and lefts, but Kassidy blocks one shot and drills TJS with a jab right to the mouth. Chad tries to follow up with a BIG CHAD BO- TJS COUNTERS INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! He tags back to Kai here as Teddy starts spinning around for the 24 HOUR NEW CYCLE!!! The Airplane Spin Boot of Doom hits, but Kai wants to put both of the Kassidy Men early for an early 2-Person lead. He lifts Chad in a full nelson as Teddy hits the ropes for the PUFF PIE- CHAD DUCKS AND KAI GETS KICKED INSTEAD!!! Teddy looks appalled as Chad runs up with a SUPER CHAD PUNCH!!! Teddy stumbles out of the ring as he takes Kai out with the CHADDICAL SABBATICAL!!! Chad covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KAI URIGAWA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: CHAD IS HIS BROTHER’S REDEEMER!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NOOO!!! MY GUY KAI!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WE ARE ALL TIED UP AGAIN!!! 3 ON 3!!!

Chad continues to attack Kai, even after the pinfall. So much so, that Senior Official Jeffery Coors nearly disqualifies Chad. He pulls Chad off of Kai and chastises him for not listening, but as he does so, Teddy charges for a SPEA- CHAD SIDE STEPS!!! Teddy goes through the ropes and SUICIDE DIVES ONTO MIMI AND ABBY AT RINGSIDE!!! No legal member of the Nevvy Pro Society has been determined, so Chad barks for Jess and Natalie to pick someone. They throw NVR Women’s Champion Abby Blake into the ring. Chad starts to assault Abby as Jess and Natalie hit Mimi with #THEGLOWING ON THE STEPS!!! Abby tries to fight back, getting a bit of momentum and going for a DOUBLE JUMP SKID- BIG CHAD BOOT!!! Back at Ringside, Natalie and Jess have cleared the announce table off. They set a dazed TJS on the table, as Natalie climbs up with him and Jess goes to the nearest corner. Natalie hooks the head of Teddy and goes for TALIE-HO THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… FOLLOWED BY A SWANTON BOMB FROM JESSICA CARTER!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: WORLD’S CHADDEST FACTION IS IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Other than the incident with Thad, this has been nothing but dominance by the World’s Chaddest Faction! The Champions almost look lost out there!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: It’s hard to be found when you’re buried under MY GODDAMN ICE COFFEE!!!

Abby is an island fighting a rising tide out there. She fights and fights, but the numbers game is too much for her. As the LA Blakers Girl figures one of her opponents out, they tag out and she has to fight back all over again. She hits a Rose Hammer on Jess for a 2.99, but Natalie and Chad break it up. Later, she catches a Chad with a SOUPER Plex, followed by a Deadshot Dropkick, and then finally a SPRINGBOARD LUNGBLO- NATALIE MOVES THE ROPE!!! ABBY FLIPS ON HER HEAD!!! Jessica Carter gets to capitalize on this, as she tags in and stomps on Abby in the corner. Jess comes running with ASS KISS- NO!!! Abby evades, hits a cross-body, then follows up with MEEP MEEP!!! Sneakily, Natalie tags in before Abby hits the bulldog on Jess. Abby is unaware and lines Jess up to hit FORE!!! Jess isn’t legal though, so when Abby goes for the pin, Jeff the Ref yells at her. Abby is confused and distracted by the ref, so she doesn’t see Chad come behind her and LIFT HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! NATALIE SPRINGBOARDS IN… TRIBUTE TO OUR KIDS!!! THE DOOMSDAY LEG LARIAT HITS!!! Natalie covers for the… 1… 2… MIMI RUNS IN FOR THE SA- CHAD HITS THE KASSI-KNEE!!! MIMI IS DOWN AND THE REF COUNTS TO 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ABBY BLAKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: NATALIE KASSIDY JUST PINNED THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR THE NEVVY PRO SOCIETY, I TELL YOU WHAT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WE ARE DOWN TO 2 vs 3 NOW!!! CAN THE CHAMPIONS PULL THROUGH???

Mimi is finding herself on the same end of the multi-man onslaught as her fallen comrade, Abby Blake. The Kassidys and Jessica Carter just seem like insurmountable odds right now. Just like Abby, Mimi starts to get an edge, like when she hits Chad with a Pick’n’ Mix Combo, or when she nearly taps Natalie out with the Rock-A-Bye Baddie. However, each time the World Champion starts to look like she has momentum, someone is there to halt it all in an instant. The former Tag Team Champions seem to take over to let Chad rest a bit, as Natalie Kassidy takes great joy in beating up Mimi Smith. Jess may be friends with Mimi, but she wants to be better friends with Mimi’s World Championship, so she partakes in the beatdown too. Natalie and Jess have Mimi set up for their BIEN HABILLE FIN- MIMI COUNTERS THE NECKBREAKER INTO A CHA-CHIN… CAUSING JESS TO SPLASH DOWN ON NAT INSTEAD!!! Jess looks on in shock as Mimi hits SHINY TEETH NO MORE!!! She turns, looking for a helping hand of any kind… AND IT’S THERE!!! TEDDY HAS RETURNED TO THE CORNER!!! Chad tries to get into the ring to stop, leaping at Mimi with a BIG CHAD BOO- MIMI DUCKS IT!!! A powerslide by the champion and she TAGS IN TJS!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THERE IS LIFE IN THE NEVVY PRO SOCIETY AGAIN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: TEDDY IS FIRED UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: LOOK AT THE LITTLE NEWS NERD GO!!!

Teddy takes Chad down with a lariat. Jess tries to leap at him, but he catches her and throws her down with THAT ONE SLAM FROM BAND CAMP!!! Chad comes back with a SUPER CHAD PU- BLU RAY!!! He catches Chad on his shoulders and uses his momentum to hit his Death Valley Driver variant. Natalie rakes Teddy’s eyes and doubles him over for NAT 20-NO!!! HE COUNTERS WITH THE TJS ULTRA DELUXE SPECIAL!!! He looks to the ref to see who is legal and the Jeff Coors points to Jessica Carter. Teddy throws the Kassidys out of the ring and goes after Jess. She superkicks him in the knee as he gets close and sets him up for STUNNED SILE- HE REVERSES IT… INTO A SNAP SUPLEX!!! He floats over and hits ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER… AND ANOTHER!!! TJS rattles off 10 snap suplexes until he’s tired and dizzy, and he stumbles over to tag Mimi back in who hits a MIMISIS OF ABBY BLAKE’S QUANTUM KNEE DROP!!! SHE COVERS FOR THE… 1… 2… CHAD AND NATALIE BREAK UP THE PIN!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THE WORLD’S CHADDEST FACTION SAVES THEIR LEAD!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THIS IS WHAT BEING A CHAD IS ALL ABOUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I’M NOT SURE THE REMAINING CHAMPIONS CAN LAST MUCH LONGER!!!

Mimi and Teddy fight off Chad and Natalie as Jess tries to recover in the corner. Knowing TJS isn’t legal, Natalie whips Mimi into him and as Mimi stumbles back from the collision, Natalie hits her in the back of the head with a KASSI-KNEE!!! Mimi goes down and now it’s The Kassidy’s teaming up on Teddy. He tries his best to fight back, but Chad pops him up for SO CHAD!!! The Flapjack/Codebreaker takes out the Tag Champion, but Jeff the Ref is the one who takes out the illegal members of the World’s Chaddest Faction. Jess and Mimi both get to their feet at the same time. They start to go back and forth with strikes, and Mimi nearly gets the edge with a Pick’N’Mix, but Jess blocks the Savate Kick. Jumping Neckbreaker brings the World Champion to the mat. She charges at Mimi and hits ASS KISSER!!! Jess covers Mimi and throws a hand up to count with the ref… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! MIMI KICKS OUT!!! JESS CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! She pulls Mimi up and she goes for BONNE NU- MIMI COUNTERS WITH AN O’CONNER ROLL… INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! She floats for another German Suplex, BUT SHE TRANSITIONS INTO ROCK-A-BYE BADDIE INSTEAD!!! Chad charges to break the hold, BUT TEDDY CATCHES HIM WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!!! Teddy looks around for Natalie, but as he turns, SHE DIVES ONTO HIM WITH LEIGHTON’S LEG LARIAT!!! THEY COLLIDE WITH MIMI BREAKING THE HOLD!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NATALIE WAS ABLE TO BREAK THE HOLD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER FOR JESS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE WORLD’S CHADDEST FACTION PUTTING IN SOME BIG BIDS FOR THE TEAM OF THE YEAR AWARD RIGHT NOW!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THOSE TWO NERD COULDN’T PUT AWAY LAUNDRY IF YOU FOLDED IT FOR THEM!!! HOW ARE THEY CHAMPIONS HERE???

Mimi crawls to the corner, but there’s nobody there. At the other side of the ring though, Natalie Kassidy is pulling her partner to the corner and tags in. TJS makes it to his corner finally and reaches for the HOT TA- NATALIE SUPERKICKS HIM OFF THE APRON! The World Champion looks heartbroken, as she is spent, but Natalie Kassidy will never miss an opportunity to beat on the woman who annoyed her for so long. She drops onto Mimi Smith and starts to slam her head into the mat multiple times. Mimi desperately switches weight and starts to drill Natalie with HELLBOWS!!! Natalie escapes and Mimi once again tries for the corner, but ONCE AGAIN NATALIE CUTS HER OFF!!! This time with a chopblock as she drags Mimi to the center of the ring for the CHADLOCK!!! Teddy gets into the ring but here comes another SUPER CHAD PU- BLUE HARVEST BOMB!!! Jess tries to play defense too, but TJS HITS ANOTHER SPARTAN KICK!!! Natalie lets go of the hold to protect herself, but Mimi rolls on back to boot Natalie in the butt! Mimi uses her last bit of energy to get to the corner and TAGS TEDDY IN!!! Teddy lifts Mimi in a Wheelbarrow Hold and tosses her at Natalie for a HURRICANRANA!!! Mimi hits Jess with Shiny Teeth No More and Teddy hits Chad with S IS FOR STUNNER!!! Natalie Kassidy is now in a position for Teddy and Mimi to hit (BACK) BREAKING NEWS!!! TJS COVERS NATALIE FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NATALIE KASSIDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: DOWN GOES NATALIE!!! WE ARE ALL TIED UP 2-2!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: CHAD HAS LOST HIS WHOLE FAMILY TO THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THIS MATCH!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WE ARE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH THIS MATCH??? WHAT MORE CAN THEY ALL DO TO EACH OTHER!!!

Chad comes rushing into the ring and blasts Teddy repeatedly with heavy fists. Jeff the Ref tries to pull Chad off, but he shoves the referee away. Mimi tries to pull him off as well, but Chad snaps and begins to light the World Champion up too. A Super CHad Punch sends Mimi to the outside. Now Chad can go back to Teddy, BUT TEDDY IS ON HIS FEET!!! They stand and bang in the center of the ring! TJS tries to take advantage, but Chad rakes his eyes and shoves him in the corner. Chad tags Jess as he lifts TJS onto his shoulder for an Electric Chair and she goes to the top rope. Jess leaps off with a CROSS BO- TEDDY COUNTERS INTO A POWERSLAM!!! Chad has no clue this has happened, so Teddy runs behind him and lands a RUSHPLEX!!! Chad rolls out to the apron as Teddy scootches across the middle rope for the A-PEELING EL- WAIT!!! There’s a ruckus in the stage area as THAD AND NATALIE KASSIDY THROW KAI BACK OUT!!! They beat him up and Teddy stares in horror. Abby comes back out and SPEARS NATALIE!!! The 4, already-eliminated wrestlers keep fighting on the stage as Cam Rollins and Mike Stanley run down to catch the action. Teddy is still distracted and has no idea Jess is no longer on the mat. She makes the tag to Chad and Kassidy catches the distracted Teddy with a CHADDICAL SABBATICAL FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TJS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THE WORLD CHAMPION STANDS ALONE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: CHAD KASSIDY HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE BEAST THIS TONIGHT!!! CAN HE PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF THE NEVVY PRO SOCIETY???

K.T. ANDERSON: THIS IS WHY HE IS THE CHADDEST!!!

Chad turns to Mimi, who is using the corner to hold herself up. He charges at her with a big splash in the corner and hip-tosses her to the center of the ring. Chad runs up with a BIG CHAD BOOT!!! He covers Mimi for the… 1… 2… MIMI KICKS OUT!!! He grabs Mimi by the head and drags her to the corner. He tags Jess after powerbombing Mimi to the mat. Carter goes back to the top for a 450 - NOBODY IS HOME!!! Mimi rolls back to the corner, but CHAD GRABS HER BY THE HA- CHA-CHIN!!! Chad is snapped over the top rope and is sent crashing to the apron. Mimi turns- ASS KISSER BY JESS!!! Carter pulls Mimi to the center of the ring now and pins her… 1… 2… AGAIN MIMI KICKS OUT!!! Jess screeches as she lifts Mimi for STUNNED SILENCE!!! This time Jess grabs both legs and folds Mimi in half for the… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! MIMI STILL KICKS OUT!!! Jess can’t seem to find any more energy to put Mimi away so she goes to the corner and tags in Chad… WHO HITS A SPRINGBOARD SUPER CHAD PU- SHINY TEETH NO MORE!!! MIMI SNIPES HIM!!! She follows up with a GET OVER HERE… INTO MA PAYCHECK!!! Desperately Mimi covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHAD KASSIDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: HOW DID MIMI FIND THE WHEREWITHAL TO DO THAT???

K.T. ANDERSON: I PROMISE YOU SHE CAN’T DO IT AGAIN, SHE’S DONE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF MIMI SMITH CONTINUES TO PERSERVERE!!!

Jess steps into the ring and instantly goes to work on the champion. Mimi seems to be exhausted, so she has no defenses right now. Jess is unloading on the champion with a series of strikes. She hits a jumping enziguri that sends Mimi to a knee. Carter hooks the head and goes for BONNE NU- MIMI TRIES FOR A BACK SUPLE- JESS ROLLS TO HER FEET!!! She shoves Mimi into the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Mimi is desperately trying to get up as Jess comes running with an ASS KISS- MIMI EVADES IT… ROCK-A-BYE BADDIE!!! Mimi doesn’t have it all locked in as Jess gets an arm up to save herself. Desperately Mimi goes for a SLEEPER SLAM!!! SHE COVERS JESS… 1… 2… JESSICA KICKS OUT!!! Mimi stands up and pantomimes taking a selfie with Jess before hitting FOR MY FOLLOW- JESSICA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Mimi lands hard on her knees and Jessica sets up for BONNE NU- Mimi crawls backward. Both women scream as they come charging forward and hit SIMULTANEOUS JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE FACE!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE SOON!!! THESE WOMEN ARE RUNNING ON E!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS IS WHERE WE FIND OUT WHO WANTS THIS VICTORY MORE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Me. It’s me who wants the victory more because that means I can go out to dinner with my wife!

They both get back to their feet. We get Woos and Boos as the girls trade chops back and forth. Mimi is getting slower and less impactful with every strike she lands and Jessica Carter is starting to realize this. She boots the NVR World Champion in the stomach and goes for STUNNED SILENCE… MIMI WITH A CARTWHEEL OUT OF THE MOVES!!! She quickly runs up to Jessica and lands a MIMISIS OF BONNE NUIT!!! Mimi drapes both arms across lackadaisically for the… 1… 2… JESSICA REVERSES IT INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN… 1… 2… MIMI KICKS OUT!!! Mimi crawls to the corner, but Jess is right on her with an ASS KISSER!!! Jess knows she needs to go big or go home, so she climbs back up to the top. Jessica looks out to the crowd and calls for the end as she hits the SHOW STEALER… BUT NOBODY IS HOME!!! The momentum from the move sends Jessica tumbling towards more of the center of the ring. Mimi tries to get the claps going, but she doesn’t have the energy. The fans do though, and they hype up Mimi’s big move as she charges at Jessica with MA PAYCHECK!!! IT LANDS!!! MIMI COVERS FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH... KAI URIGAWA, TJS, ABBY BLAKE, AND THE SOLE SURIVOR MIMI SMITH… NEVVY PRO SOCIETY!!!

Mimi and Jess just lay on the mat. They’re tired and have been beaten down the entire match. Teddy, Kai, and Abby make their way back down the ramp. A series of security guards are right behind them following that brawl earlier. All 4 Champions retrieve their titles and raise them in the air. They celebrate together the best they can given the large beating they have all taken. Jessica Carter, as the only WCF member currently out thanks to security, offers a hand to all the champions. They all thank her as she heads up the ramp with help from some medical staff. In the closing moments of the night just see the “Nevvy Pro Society” standing tall!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A NIGHT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WE GOT TO WITNESS SUCH A GOOD MATCH!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: My friends didn’t win, but they’ve definitely earned some title shots and respect and that’s what we’ll choose to focus on.

K.T. ANDERSON: TIME TO GO GET DINNER WITH MY HOT MESS!!! SEE YA!!!

[NVR Staff]