Post by NVR Staff on Jan 14, 2021 2:18:29 GMT -5
HANDLER(S) INFO
NAME(S) - Paco & Bert Bert
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - Some Crackhead
TWITTER HANDLE(S) - @caineinsane & @realstgoon
TEAM INFO
TEAM NAME - Wild Bunch
MEMBERS - Bert Cocaine & Switchblxde
PICBASES - Kurt Coabain & Scott Arceneaux Jr.
COMBINED WEIGHT - 408 lbs
BIOGRAPHY - They're just a bunch of Wild Boys who like to smack bitch and kick asses.
ENTRANCE THEME - Adult Swim by Kamiyada+, Yung Bitch, Original God, The Wild Dutchman
DESCRIPTION - The voices in the intro to Adult Swim plays as the lights flash for a moment. The distorted beat begins to play as the lights suddenly turn off into red strobe lights. Switchblxde and Bert Cocaine come out from the curtain dancing wild to the beat as they go around the stage. The lights then go really bright as the Titantron says "Wild Bunch" in cool grafitti. They mosh around the ring, as Switchblxde scares some fans with his psuedo-demonic demeanor and Bert tries to hug fans and make them feel better with his hippie-ness.
They get to the ring and just go crazy in there, moshing with each other all over the ring. They tear off their hats and jackets and sunglasses and throw them into the crowd wildly. They then pull their eyelids down to show the whites of their eyes, and stick out their tongues. As the music ends, Bert begins his pre-match zumba, and Switchblxde begins to convulse because he's demonic or something. The ref finally has enough of the two and corrals them in their corner.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
SPECIAL MOVES
1. Methadone (Tower of Londrick: Avalnche Sliced Bread/Powerbomb)
2. Up the High (Canadian Destroyer followed by a German Suplex)
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. TITS and Ass (Atomic Drop by Switchblxde, held there while Bert does his 4 slaps, then Switchblxde hits another Atomic Drop for good measure.)
2. Cold Turkey (Air Raid Crash Variant of the Indy Taker)
3. Canadian Flashbang (Bert throws pocket sand at an opponent and Switchblxde hits them with a running knee to the back of the head.
TEAM ACCOLADES
NAME(S) - Paco & Bert Bert
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - Some Crackhead
TWITTER HANDLE(S) - @caineinsane & @realstgoon
TEAM INFO
TEAM NAME - Wild Bunch
MEMBERS - Bert Cocaine & Switchblxde
PICBASES - Kurt Coabain & Scott Arceneaux Jr.
COMBINED WEIGHT - 408 lbs
BIOGRAPHY - They're just a bunch of Wild Boys who like to smack bitch and kick asses.
ENTRANCE THEME - Adult Swim by Kamiyada+, Yung Bitch, Original God, The Wild Dutchman
DESCRIPTION - The voices in the intro to Adult Swim plays as the lights flash for a moment. The distorted beat begins to play as the lights suddenly turn off into red strobe lights. Switchblxde and Bert Cocaine come out from the curtain dancing wild to the beat as they go around the stage. The lights then go really bright as the Titantron says "Wild Bunch" in cool grafitti. They mosh around the ring, as Switchblxde scares some fans with his psuedo-demonic demeanor and Bert tries to hug fans and make them feel better with his hippie-ness.
They get to the ring and just go crazy in there, moshing with each other all over the ring. They tear off their hats and jackets and sunglasses and throw them into the crowd wildly. They then pull their eyelids down to show the whites of their eyes, and stick out their tongues. As the music ends, Bert begins his pre-match zumba, and Switchblxde begins to convulse because he's demonic or something. The ref finally has enough of the two and corrals them in their corner.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
SPECIAL MOVES
1. Methadone (Tower of Londrick: Avalnche Sliced Bread/Powerbomb)
2. Up the High (Canadian Destroyer followed by a German Suplex)
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. TITS and Ass (Atomic Drop by Switchblxde, held there while Bert does his 4 slaps, then Switchblxde hits another Atomic Drop for good measure.)
2. Cold Turkey (Air Raid Crash Variant of the Indy Taker)
3. Canadian Flashbang (Bert throws pocket sand at an opponent and Switchblxde hits them with a running knee to the back of the head.
TEAM ACCOLADES
