Post by NVR Staff on Apr 7, 2021 18:51:13 GMT -5
HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME - Bert
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - I sleep in hte alley out back
TWITTER HANDLE - @caineinsane
WRESTLER INFO
NAME - Bert Cocaine
ALIAS -
PICBASE - Kurt Cobain
AGE -
HOMETOWN - Like, planet Earth man
HEIGHT - 5’11”
WEIGHT - 198lbs
WRESTLING STYLE - Scrappy Bumpy Monkey
ALIGNMENT (Face or Heel) - Tweener
BIOGRAPHY - Hustler from the streets looking for the next party or the next pay check. For Bert, the two were always hand in hand.
ENTRANCE MUSIC - Caught Up by Death From Above 1979
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION - Caught Up by Death From Above 1979 starts up on the P.A. System, the guitars distorted for the first few riffs before the drums kick in. A Tim Burton style black and white swirl with the words “BERT COCAINE” on the tron hypnotically twirled as Bert himself walked out from behind the curtain, his face lit up with excitement, his jaw was almost on the floor, his hands in the air as he was dancing rhythmically with the sharp and short guitar riffs. They were crazy jerks and gestures like a bad interpretive dance. Bert on the other hand felt like he was nailing it, practically floating to the ring.
The song hits the chorus “I’m not caught up like, all the other guys but I’m still caught up on somethin’!” as Bert wraps his arms around fans and kind of moshes for a second, very over-dramatic to emphasize the guitar riff. There was no need for pyros, just chill vibes, good tunes and lots of flashing lights. During the second verse of the song, Bert does his weird dance around the ring towards the other side where he makes another brief mosh pit for the second chorus.
The break down gives Bert enough time to slide into the ring and once the third chorus hits with the “I’M NOT CAUGHT UP LIKE ALLLLL THE OTHER GUYS BUT I’M STILL CAUGHT UP ON SOMETHIN’! ooOooOOOoooOo” Bert goes insane. He throws off his house coat, he throws his sunglasses into the crowd, he throws his hat to the outside as the crowd goes nuts with him. Hair tousled, pre-match Zumba work out with the audience done, Bert was ready to fight.
WRESTLING INFO
FINISHING MOVES
1. Pimp Slap (Bert has baby powder in one of his pockets, he powders up his right hand and slaps his opponent across the face leaving a white powder hand print)
2.
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Russian Flashbang (Bert pokes his opponents eyes or uses the Pocket Sand blind his opponent and then he Bell Claps him)
2.T.I.T.S (Bert kicks his opponent in the side of the knee and brings him down to one knee. He kicks them again in their other knee and brings them on to both knees. Pointing to the sky, he opens his palm and he slaps his opponent 4 times — Forehand, Backhand, Forehand, BACKHAND as the crowd chants “THIS! IS! THE! SHIT!” after each slap)
3. Pocket Sand (sand hidden in Bert’s pockets that he throws in his opponents eyes and he yells “SH-SHAW” like Dale Gribble)
4. California Kiss (Headbutt)
REGULAR MOVES
1. Slaps (Backhand and Forehand)
2. Chops (All kinds from all directions, back hand, Big Show frying pan etc. He’s just trying to get the meat any which way)
3. Bell Clap
4. Tree Chopper (Running shoulder block at about knee height, from the front or back)
5. Low Blow (any style from hidden from the ref on his knees to a straight up soccer kick)
6. Kick to the knee
7. Forearm Strikes (Lots of them, to the chin and to the back)
8. Sleeper Holds (All kinds, rear naked chokes, guillotines, even simple headlocks always just trying to wrap his arms around his opponents neck from every position)
9. Any type of splash from the top rope (Simple moonsaults and dives, nothing overly complicated like 450 splashes or anything but if the crowd is hype, he might try)
ACCOLADES
Managed OATH Tag Team Champions “The Runaways” and OATH Tabulasa Rose Champion and Valiant Anarchy Tag Team Champion Jenna Sharpe
NAME - Bert
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - I sleep in hte alley out back
TWITTER HANDLE - @caineinsane
WRESTLER INFO
NAME - Bert Cocaine
ALIAS -
PICBASE - Kurt Cobain
AGE -
HOMETOWN - Like, planet Earth man
HEIGHT - 5’11”
WEIGHT - 198lbs
WRESTLING STYLE - Scrappy Bumpy Monkey
ALIGNMENT (Face or Heel) - Tweener
BIOGRAPHY - Hustler from the streets looking for the next party or the next pay check. For Bert, the two were always hand in hand.
ENTRANCE MUSIC - Caught Up by Death From Above 1979
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION - Caught Up by Death From Above 1979 starts up on the P.A. System, the guitars distorted for the first few riffs before the drums kick in. A Tim Burton style black and white swirl with the words “BERT COCAINE” on the tron hypnotically twirled as Bert himself walked out from behind the curtain, his face lit up with excitement, his jaw was almost on the floor, his hands in the air as he was dancing rhythmically with the sharp and short guitar riffs. They were crazy jerks and gestures like a bad interpretive dance. Bert on the other hand felt like he was nailing it, practically floating to the ring.
The song hits the chorus “I’m not caught up like, all the other guys but I’m still caught up on somethin’!” as Bert wraps his arms around fans and kind of moshes for a second, very over-dramatic to emphasize the guitar riff. There was no need for pyros, just chill vibes, good tunes and lots of flashing lights. During the second verse of the song, Bert does his weird dance around the ring towards the other side where he makes another brief mosh pit for the second chorus.
The break down gives Bert enough time to slide into the ring and once the third chorus hits with the “I’M NOT CAUGHT UP LIKE ALLLLL THE OTHER GUYS BUT I’M STILL CAUGHT UP ON SOMETHIN’! ooOooOOOoooOo” Bert goes insane. He throws off his house coat, he throws his sunglasses into the crowd, he throws his hat to the outside as the crowd goes nuts with him. Hair tousled, pre-match Zumba work out with the audience done, Bert was ready to fight.
WRESTLING INFO
FINISHING MOVES
1. Pimp Slap (Bert has baby powder in one of his pockets, he powders up his right hand and slaps his opponent across the face leaving a white powder hand print)
2.
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Russian Flashbang (Bert pokes his opponents eyes or uses the Pocket Sand blind his opponent and then he Bell Claps him)
2.T.I.T.S (Bert kicks his opponent in the side of the knee and brings him down to one knee. He kicks them again in their other knee and brings them on to both knees. Pointing to the sky, he opens his palm and he slaps his opponent 4 times — Forehand, Backhand, Forehand, BACKHAND as the crowd chants “THIS! IS! THE! SHIT!” after each slap)
3. Pocket Sand (sand hidden in Bert’s pockets that he throws in his opponents eyes and he yells “SH-SHAW” like Dale Gribble)
4. California Kiss (Headbutt)
REGULAR MOVES
1. Slaps (Backhand and Forehand)
2. Chops (All kinds from all directions, back hand, Big Show frying pan etc. He’s just trying to get the meat any which way)
3. Bell Clap
4. Tree Chopper (Running shoulder block at about knee height, from the front or back)
5. Low Blow (any style from hidden from the ref on his knees to a straight up soccer kick)
6. Kick to the knee
7. Forearm Strikes (Lots of them, to the chin and to the back)
8. Sleeper Holds (All kinds, rear naked chokes, guillotines, even simple headlocks always just trying to wrap his arms around his opponents neck from every position)
9. Any type of splash from the top rope (Simple moonsaults and dives, nothing overly complicated like 450 splashes or anything but if the crowd is hype, he might try)
ACCOLADES
Managed OATH Tag Team Champions “The Runaways” and OATH Tabulasa Rose Champion and Valiant Anarchy Tag Team Champion Jenna Sharpe
