SUMMER ROAD TRIP 08/27/2021

[NVR Staff]

AUGUST 27th, 2021
HALO RESORT
MIAMI, FL

IN RING...
The scene cuts to the ring. Fans chant for their favorite wrestlers and everyone is hyped for this newest taping of NVR Wrestling. Suddenly "Deal with the Devil" by Pop Evil hits and the crowd erupts. The winner of the 2021 American Thunder Dome match makes her way down to the ring, interacting with a few fans on her way to the ring She gets a microphone as the fans chant for her. Rather amused by the last month and a half of build, Julianna DiMaria waits for the crowd to calm down before addressing everyone. She’s certainly been coy about things considering recent events as well as the fact that she hasn’t been seen too much in the public eye these days. Still, Julianna is very composed, especially coming off of that massive aforementioned win, as she begins to express her thoughts.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "It goes without saying that I was AMAZING in the ThunderDome, right? I mean seriously! I WON the American Thunder Dome and I’ve got myself a shot at the world championship against Lash Donahue."

The crowd cheers for Julianna, as she's slowly become a fan favorite over the past year or so.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "And yet, it seems like ever since then, people don’t want to deal with me. I mean, I am almost positive that Tapp Adams quit NVR because of me. Well, not primarily because of me, but with the number of cheap shots the guy likes to take toward me, I can’t say I’d be surprised if I factored into that decision. I’ll give it a few days at best after this airs before he responds to me considering he likes to respond to everything."

A mixed review from the fans about Tapp. Not even the fans can tell if they're over the loss of Tapp Addams or not. Julianna obviously didn't care for him though as she continues.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "ANYWAY, back to my point. People seem to NOT want to face me. Lash Donahue comes out of the woodwork after I won the American Thunder Dome and basically states he was rooting for someone else to win. He wasn’t happy that I won. I get that a champion has their preferred challengers here and there but as the Rolling Stones song goes… you can’t always get what you want. Still, he better not be stuck on the whole American Thunder Dome thing because if that happens to be the case, he is going to find himself on the wrong end of things when we meet. I have stated it before and I will state it again that I am DONE being the ‘gatekeeper’ of NVR.

I got my big win, FINALLY and when I get my chance, I am not going to waste it!!!"

This is what the fans wanted to hear. It's no Lash vs Tapp or Julianna vs Tapp, but Lash vs Julianna has been a match that has been set in motion just as long as any other variation of the NVR World Championship landscape. Julianna has set her focus solely on the NVR World Championship, and she was coming for Lash's throat next month.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "And then you have my opponent tonight in Riley Savell. To be quite honest with you, there really isn’t all that much I can say about her because the truth is, she comes off to me as this basic bitch who values herself more than she is actually worth. By no means is she untalented… but when it comes to the big names on the NVR roster, you think of names like Karen Willow and Lash Donahue. Do you think of names like Riley Savell? Not so much… unless you’re talking about the tag team division. I don’t have a beef with Riley because there really isn’t beef to be had. However, the way she behaved when our match was announced acting like it was such a burden and demanding to be placed in tag team action to the point where NVR was briefly scrambling for a replacement opponent? Yeah, that’s something that doesn’t sit well with me and it’s not even because of me, nor is it really anything personal. It’s just…

….SERIOUSLY?

Who died and made her princess?

So as it turns out, she’s going to be doing double duty and I don’t know if I should call that brave or if I should call that stupid. I really don’t. Either way, knowing the way people like HER think… considering that when I first broke out into the mainstream myself almost five years ago, I behaved in a very similar fashion WHEN I beat her, she is going to make the ultimate excuse of ‘well, I wasn’t 100 percent because I was doing double duty that night."

Julianna pauses and rolls her eyes at this possibility. The crowd sides with her that it's pretty snooty, but you can hear K.T. Anderson boo and his at any sign of Riley Savell slander.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "Listen, Riley. I am not going to stand here for 20 minutes and pretend that I actually know you because I know I don’t know you. And seeing your attitude about this match makes me NOT want to get to know you. The feeling is probably mutual with you, but I really don’t give a fuck. You’re an opponent tonight regardless of the circumstances and you’re someone that’s in my way tonight. At the end of the day, that’s what you are to me. I’m coming off that huge American Thunder Dome victory and I am NOT about to waste that momentum. Against you, I’m going to keep the momentum rolling. And Lash?

Don’t think I am going to forget that little side sniping there with your ‘whining’ about being unhappy with the ThunderDome outcome…"

Julianna delivers a quick wink before she turns and heads out of the ring. Following her departure, the crowd begins to chant as they get excited for the action-packed night. The crowd begins to mix their cheers for Julianna, Riley Savell, Danny MacNamara because we can never live him down, and just NVR Wrestling as a whole.

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
BREA LOMBARDI
vs
KIRA BROOKS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR OPENING MATCH AND IT IA SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and posed on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbs up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

As En Route To Mayhem by Apocalyptica plays, the music rolling out over the room, from the back emerges Kira Brooks, determination in her steps as she moves down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses at the ringsteps to look out over the fans in attendance and she throws her hands up into a signal for them, a big smile on her pretty face. She pauses to wipe her boots on the apron before ducking between the ropes, lingering a bit before moving on into the ring, her expression focused and eager as she waits for the match to begin.

The bell rings and the two Women’s Summit Block D Finalists shake hands to show their mutual respect. They go back to their corners and start to circle. They exchange a few kicks, but Kira checks one and goes for a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Brea has some height and weight on Kira, but Brooks is smart and sweeps the legs. She pins Brea’s arms to the mat for a pin attempt, but Brea gets an arm up at 2. Kira tries it again, but Brea gets the other arm up. Kira drops her knees into the chest of Brea, trying to pin her one more time, but Lombardi does a neck bridge at 2.99 to break the count! Brea is able to get out of the mount and the two just start trading strikes. Brooks lands an elbow that stuns Lombardi. She pops Brea onto her shoulder, looking for SNAKE EY-BREA SLIDES OFF KIRA’S SHOULDERS!!! Brea got ‘Vada Brooks in a ripcord and hits her with REVOLUTION IS MY KNEE!!! Brooks is down to her knees, as Lombardi hits the ropes behind Kira, then hits the ropes in front of her, before hitting a POWERSLIDE LARIAT!!! Brea folds Kira up for the 1… 2… KIRA KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BREA LOMBARDI WITH A KILLER COMBO THERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: And she needed it too because Kira was molliwhopping all over that ring!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I'm sorry... she was doing what to Brea???

K.T. ANDERSON: MOLLIWHOPPING!!! KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN!!!

Brea tries to keep Kira doubled over and on the ropes or in the corner for as long as she can. She hits a bunch of ax handles and hammerfists to the back and upper neck of Kira. Big Irish Whip across the ring sends Brooks crashing into the opposite corner. Lombardi charges, looking to get a jumping version of her Tornado DDT of Souls, BUT NOBODY IS HOME!!! Brooks barrel rolls out of the corner as Brea lands on the middle rope, trying to catch herself. Brea tries for a diving Tornado DDT of Souls this time, BUT BROOKS WITH A DROPKICK!!! Lombardi hits the mat hard and Kira quickly locks in a BOSTON CRAB!!! Brea scrambles and grabs the bottom rope to break the hold. Kira is quick to turn around and try to capitalize, but she eats a boot to the face from Lombardi. She also boots Brooks right in the back of the knee as soon as Kira turns around. Brea scrambles her way up the turnbuckles and gets on the top rope. She wastes little time leaping off the top with the MOSH ROOM ST-KIRA COUNTERS WITH A CATCH POWERBOMB!!! Brooks quickly transitions back into the BOSTON CRAB!!! Lombardi crawls and scratches, trying to twist her body towards any of the ropes, but Kira has placed herself between Brea and the ropes. Brea looks like she might tap as her hand waves around, but with one final breath, SHE GRABS THE ROPES!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: BREA ALMOST TAPPED!!! KIRA IS FUCKING HER SHIT UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Brooks scouts the double stomp finisher and nearly puts Lombardi away!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: DON'T STOP NOW KIRA!!! YOU HAVE IZZY 2pointNO ON THE BACK FOOT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Let's see if Kira Brooks can capitalize!

Kira is not letting up on Brea. Punch! Chop! Punch! Chop! The crowd OOHS and AAHS with every punch and chop as Kira just light Brea up. You can see Brook’s handprint on the chest of Lombardi! Brea strings a bit of counter offense to get Brooks on her guard. Brea goes for a spinning back fist, BUT KIRA CATCHES HER WITH A SUPERKICK!!! Kira pops Brea up on her shoulder, and redeems herself with a successful SNAKE EYES!!! Lombardi goes down and Brooks covers with the deepest pin you’ve probably ever seen… 1… 2… 3NO!!! BREA KICKS OUT SOMEHOW!!! Kira screams with frustration as she gets to her feet and quickly hits Brea with a HURRICANRANA DRIVER!!! ANOTHER PIN… 1… 2… ANOTHER KICK OUT!!! Another scream as Kira goes to the corner and sets up for the finish. Stalking Brea, waiting for her to get to her knees, Kira finds her moment and charges for SHATTE-BREA SCOUTS THE KNEE STRIKE WITH A SCHOOLGIRL!!! A sudden burst of adrenaline allows Lombardi to pop up to her feet and hits a split-legged guillotine leg drop across the back of Brooks’ head before she could even stand up!!! She pulls Kira to her feet and hits a SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... BREA LOMBARDI!!!

Struggling to her feet, Lombardi throws a fist up in to the air in celebration. Lombardi gets her arm raised by the referee, but pulls her arm away and does the championship belt taunt, signaling that she wants another title shot soon. Kira gets to her feet, battered and bruised, and spins Brea around so that they are face to face. A tense pause, before Brooks offers her hand and they both shake hands.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Great showing by Kira Brooks, but Brea Lombardi comes out on top! 

K.T. ANDERSON: This feels like a rivalry brewing, but I honestly can't tell. I thought the same thing about Kira and Dana, but now they're like best friends. 

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...
We see Kira Brooks coming through the curtain after her match against Brea Lombardi and of course, she’s a little winded and sweaty, but her smile just glows when she sees the camera. She takes a second to grab a towel to pat her face and neck and is thankful when she’s handed a bottle of water, a sip or two while she catches her breath before she speaks.

KIRA BROOKS: Thank you, and that’s for all the fans out there that cheer me, the people that support me, and you know what, K.T. Anderson for saying that I’m a more topper star.

She pauses, her smile adorable before growing back to that big grin again.

KIRA BROOKS: Those are the good things you know? When you realize that people are noticing you, that they see the effort you put in, that they see the passion you have. I never want to lose that!

She takes a few moments to finish up her water and toss the mini bottle into a little bin labeled for recycling and puts her hands on her hips.

KIRA BROOKS: I’m glad, win or lose, that I have this support and I want to promise you all that I’m going to keep going. Keep moving up. I will be a champion in NVR, one that you all can be proud of. I will reach for that golden ring, I will show you all just what a Brooks is capable of, and I won’t stop. I’m here for the long haul, I promise you that too.

Kira blows a kiss at the camera before she practically skips away to go get cleaned up before she watches the rest of the show.

[NVR Staff]

TAG TEAM MATCH
WORLD'S MOST OKAY TAG TEAM
(RILEY SAVELL & JESSICA ANDERSON)
vs
WARWOLVES
(MORRIGAN & KAIT MACNAMARA)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A TAG TEAM MATCH!!!

LET’S GO WARWOLVES!!!
MOST OKAY!!!
LET’S GO WARWOLVES!!!
MOST OKAY!!!
LET’S GO WARWOLVES!!!
MOST OKAY!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Unfamiliar music plays as the lights at Halo begin to Dim. Suddenly, Kait and Morrigan hit the top of the ramp, throwing their hands up in the air. Kait pops her hip to the side enjoying her return to NVR, as Morrigan basks at the moment. The spotlight hits the and then, BOOM! The lights come back on slowly as they makes a beeline for the ring, running down the ramp and making a sliding dive into the ring. They go straight for the ropes and pose in the center of the ring.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The bright white lights from above slowly begin to dim throughout the building. The sounds of “Control” by Halsey begin playing over the speakers as other light sources begin to pulsate in rhythm with the opening tones. A bright white light shines from the entranceway as it begins to fill with smoke until a silhouette of a woman is seen standing on the other side.

“They send me away to find them a fortune

A chest filled with diamonds and gold”

Slowly walking out from the back, Riley Savell steps out into the open as a spotlight shines down onto her, not dressed up for the gimmick whatsoever. Stopping at the top of the ramp, she looks over the arena, slowly turning her head from left to right, taking in the scenery of the atmosphere for tonight’s event. She pauses as "I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson emerges from the curtain, dressed in a Ditto version of Riley (or is Riley the Ditto and Jessica not participating? Who knows?). She stands with her feet roughly a shoulders width apart and raises her right index finger into the air. At the top of her lungs, she screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Riley Savell are.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Coming down to the ring at this time from... ‘The Villain’... RILEY SAVELL... 'The Sidekick' Jessica Anderson... The World’s Most Okayish Tag Team!!!"

The women begin to make their way down the ramp, walking to the beat of the music. They look around the venue as Jessica quickly leaps up onto the ring apron, and Riley Savell slides between her legs. Jessica before straddles the middle rope as Riley kneels in the ring, looking at their opponents. Jessica winks at the camera before Riley gets up and gives Jess's backside a slight spank. From here, Riley and Jessica got to the corner and Savell climbs up to stand on the middle rope, and Jessica backs into the corner between Riley's legs, both ready for the match to start.

The match starts with Riley and Morrigan, much to the chagrin of Savell. Morrigan charges instantly with a big swinging lariat, but Riley does a barrel roll underneath it. Savell pops up, looking to springboard onto the middle turnbuckle, but Kait MacNamara throws a punch that nearly catches Riley on the chin. Savell stops herself from getting clocked, but it doesn’t stop Morrigan from running up behind her, smacking her on the butt, and hitting her with a big german suplex. Tag to Kait, but Riley scrambles to her feet and tags in Jessica before Kait could close in on her. Kait gives Jess room to enter the ring, but Anderson catches her with a springboard spla-HEADBUTT!!! Kait MacNamara catches Anderson right on the jaw as she falls to the mat in a heap, but only a 2 count! Kait goes right into a side headlock, all but rubbing Jessica’s face into the ground. Jess is able to wriggle her way out of the headlock and gets to her feet but gets doubled over with a mule kick right into the stomach. Kait drags Anderson to the corner and tags Morrigan. Morrigan goes to the top rope as Kait lifts Jess in an Electric Chair, DOOMSDAY FAUGH-NO!!! Jess evades the diving spear with a Poison-Rana, spiking Kait on the back of the head and making Morrigan crash to the mat hard! Jess pops up and throws Morrigan shoulder first into the corner and tags in Riley. DOUBLE ASS KISSER IN THE CORNER!!! Riley holds on and does a stink face for added insult/flirt? Who knows, but she makes the cover anyways!!! KAIT WITH THE SAVE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: RILEY SAVELL AND JESSICA ANDERSON ARE GODDESSES UNTO THEMSELVES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: The Wolrd’s Most Okay Tag Team is truly putting on a clinic right now!

K.T. ANDERSON: BECAUSE THEY ARE GODDESSES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Sure, buddy...

Warwolves take the momentum from WMOTT when Morrigan catches Riley with a pump kick to the back of the head as Savell was talking to a rude fan at ringside. Morrigan with a big back suplex into a side slam before dragging Riley over to the Warwolves’ corner and tagging in Kait. Kait leaps over the top rope into a slingshot fist drop onto Riley and just continues to punch her bloody in the corner of the ring. Riley tries to get away, but Kait wraps her up and delivers a ripcord knee strike that drops Savell. Kait goes for the pin, but here comes Jessica Anderson with a springboard senton to break it up! Morrigan runs in to stop Jess, but EATS A SUPERKICK! Kait pops up and goes for a Discus Elbo-NO!!! Kait eats a Superkick as well! Jess pulls Riley up and they target Morrigan. They go for the Kiss of Death as Jess sets Morrigan up for a Swinging DDT-NO! KAIT WITH A LEG LARIAT!!! Riley runs up to take out Kait, BUT EATS A SHOTGUN KNEE STRIKE!!! Now it’s the Warwolves on their feet as they stalk their prey… SIMULTANEOUS FAUGH A BALLAGH!!! SIMULTANEOUS COVERS!!! 1… 2… 3NO!!! SIMULTANEOUS KICK-OUTS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: OH MY GOD!!! THE WARWOLVES WITH A NEAR UPSET!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF!!! HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: JESS AND RILEY ARE GETTING PUT THROUGH THEIR PACES, AND THEY STILL HAVE THEIR OWN SINGLES MATCHES AFTER THIS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THE CLEAN SWEEP IS STILL ALIVE DAMMIT!!!

After some back and forth, Jess and Morrigan find themselves trading strikes in the center of the ring. Morrigan gets nearly 10 elbows in a row and it’s really a wonder that Jess is still on her feet. Pull-back Saito suplex sending Anderson into the corner and tags Kait in. Morrigan goes for a chokeslam as Kait puts out a knee for a tag team choke breaker. Kait covers Jess… 1… 2… Riley charges at Kait, BUT MORRIGAN STOPS HER...3NO!!! JESS KICKS OUT ON HER OWN!!! Riley and Morrigan begin to brawl now, going towards the other side of the ring, as Kait drags Jess up and starts to brawl with Jess in the corner. Riley drags Morrigan out to the apron. They trade some strikes, and Riley catches Morrigan with a palm strike to the jaw that nearly knocks Double M out. Riley gets behind Morrigan, and tries for a MOCKINGJAY OFF THE APRO-NO!!! MORRIGAN HOLDS ON!!! Morrigan wraps her arms around and even biting the top rope, trying to prevent her girlfriend from suplexing her off the apron. In the ring, Jess hits a spinning heel kick that takes Kait down. Jess sees Morrigan holding on for dear life and HITS AN ASS KISSER HIP ATTACK!!! MORRIGAN LOSES HER GRIP AND GETS SENT FLYING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! Riley goes down with Morrigan, leaving it up to Jess to put Kait away. Kait tries to strike Jess in the gut with an Elbow, but Jess blocks it and delivers BONNE NUIT!!! She flips Kait and covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... JESS ANDERSON AND RILEY SAVELL… THE WORLD’S MOST OKAYISH TAG TEAM!!!

Riley runs up and hugs Jess, who kneels over Kait with a heavy breath. The World’s Most Okay Tag Team stands in the center of the ring with their arms raised, as Morrigan gets into the ring and checks on Kait. Kait says she’s fine as the MacNamaras stumble to their feet and begin to leave. Riley and Jess pull the WarWolves back into the ring and raises their hands for the match they just had. The fans chant for the WarWolves to “Please, come back”, but Kait and Morrigan promptly counter chant “NO”, but like in a playful way. The fans take their L and cheer for the two teams anyways.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WMOTT laid down the challenge and the opportunity to put on a clinic, and with help from the WarWolves, they certainly delivered!

K.T. ANDERSON: NOW GO ON AND MAKE THE WHOLE DAMN SWEEP, LADIES!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
After her match with Kira, Brea is catching her breath from the intense bout, as she jokingly said to Kira while she was rolling out of the ring.

BREA LOMBARDI: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

She said, getting a little bit of a laugh from the crowd as she reclined on the ropes while getting some applause from them for her performance.

BREA LOMBARDI: "Kira was a great fight... but, right now I wanna talk about someone I fought not too long ago. A lady named Izzy Van Doren. She and I had a barn burner a few months ago, and while she didn't respect me then... and probably still doesn't now. I made her work for that defense, and was inches away from taking her title away from her. Ever since then, all I could think about was getting in the ring with her again..."

Brea said confidently, as she feels a bit stronger about her chances against Izzy.

BREA LOMBARDI: "So, what do you say, Izzy? You wanna bang heads with me again? I ain't hard to find if you got an answer for me..."

She said, as "Leather Rebel" played in the background as she was cut off, before leaving the ring, as she posed for the crowd and makes an exit.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
SAN FRANCISCO
OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
#1 CONTENDERSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DANI DAVIES
vs
DAX LEVANDRIER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH TO DETERMINE THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NVR SAN FRANCISCO OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO DANI!!!
DAX!!! DAX!!! DAX!!!
LET’S GO DANI!!!
DAX!!! DAX!!! DAX!!!
LET’S GO DANI!!!
DAX!!! DAX!!! DAX!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The opening of Mad Hatter begins to play, as lights flash to the tune of the little bells, but then the lights all change to a scarlet color as the verse first hits and Dani Davies steps out. She starts to walk down to the ring, singing the lyrics to the song as she stays away from the fans at ringside.

The normals, they make me afraid

The crazies, make me feel sane

Dani walks towards the camera, reciting these words as she hopes onto the apron and poses. She looks around at the crowd with a bit of disgust, as she spins into the ring and poses one more time, still singing the words to the song as the music.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The song plays through 15 seconds before Dax Levandrier steps through the curtains. He stands upon the stage and cranks his own neck before bellowing out this almost primal yell.

“DEFY YOU, TO THE DEATH WE DESERVE”

He starts to hop back and forth on his feet until he starts stomping down the ramp. He doesn’t once look out to the crowd, his eyes laser-focused at the ring. Closing his eyes, he lets the screaming of his theme song fill his thoughts before opening his eyes and leaping onto the apron. He cleans his boots on the apron and steps through, walking toward the center of the ring. The hard cam zooms in on Dax as he madly stares through the lens, almost as if he’s peering through the souls of the audience watching at home.

The song runs through the chorus once more and Dax walks his way toward the nearest rope, climbing onto the second turnbuckle. He finally looks out to the crowd and steps his right foot on the top turnbuckle before he flexes his massive arms, yelling out once again like a madman. He then does a 180 and hops off, staring blankly yet again, zoned in for his bout.

Two wrestlers who are very different in size stand across from each other as the bell rings. Dani stomps right up to Dax, who meets her right in the center of the ring. Dax tells Dani to hit him and she does. He tells her to keep going, and with a bit of sick frustration, Dani just goes off on the chest of Dax, but Levandrier isn’t even reacting. When she takes a breath, Levandrier chops the shit out of her chest, so hard that she falls on the mat. Dax clearly left a stinger on Dani as she kiosks her legs in pain, but Dax just picks her up in a deadlift vertical suplex toss. Dani was flung into the turnbuckles, as Dax acts like the whole match was just too easy. As soon as Dani is back to her feet, Levandrier charges her with a shoulder block into her gut, nearly folding her in half. He throws her back to the center of the ring with a fallaway slam. Dax tells her straight up to just give up, but Dani just flips him off and spits in his direction. Levandrier just shrugs as he charges her and spears Davies as hard as he could. He hooks his arms around one of her legs and her head for a deep and dominant cover… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANI DAVIES KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANI DAVIES KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOLY FUCK!!! HOW???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DAX LEVANDRIER CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: CAN YOU BLAME HIM???

Despite the shocking kick out, Dax doesn’t lose his confidence. He allows Dani an opportunity to get to her feet, and she drops to the mat and rolls to the outside. Dani looks really worse for wear, and Dax couldn’t care less. After a few seconds of Dani catching her breath, Dax heads to the ringside area and runs all the way around the ring, before shoulder blocking Dani. Davies goes to the barricade and uses it to help herself up. Dax breaks the refs count to inflict more damage on Dani, and he lines her up along the barricade. He gets in a 3 point stance and waits for Dani to step off the barricade before charging with ANOTHER SPEA- DANI STEPS AWAY!!! DAX GOES THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! Dax crawls out of the debris and DANI PUNTS HIM IN THE HEAD!!! She goes into the ring and waits for a possible 10 count, but Levandrier gets back to his feet and enters the ring at the 8 cou- HEAD TRIP!!! DANI KICKS HIM AS HE COMES THROUGH THE ROPES!!! Dax falls into the ring as Dani begins to target his head with a series of kicks. Dax starts to fight back with some heavy strikes, but she’s able to hit a sickening dropkick to the knee. He goes down and she instantly plants him with LOVE, LAYBABY!!! SHE COVERS HIM… 1… 2… DAX KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: If Dax wasn't built like a brick wall, I'd say he might have a concussion!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dani Davies is doing everything in her ability to take Dax Levandrier

K.T. ANDERSON: She better hope Dax doesn't get back up, because if so, he's gonna kill her!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I have all the faith in the world in Dani, but you aren't wrong.

Dani continues to kick and strike Dax in the head, trying to keep him down. She hits the ropes looking for ANOTHER LOVE, LAYBA-SPEAR!!! Dax spears the shit out of Dani and goes straight into a mount and he’s just elbowing Dani. He’s just drilling her with these mounted strikes, and she’s bleeding from her forehead and mouth. The referee has to check on Dani because she’s not defending herself at this point and he almost calls for the bell, but Dani grabs Steph the Ref’s pant legs and tells her not to do it. With the referee stepping away, Dax drags her to her feet and does a NEARLY DECAPITATING LARIAT!!! Dax forgoes the pin as he does a cut-throat motion and lifts Dani up for the LEVANDRIV-DANI SLIPS BEHIND HIM… INTO THE DOUBLE D LOCK!!! Dax nearly goes into shock from the counter. Dani is so small and he’s so muscular that he can’t reach her to get her to release the choke. He throws himself back into the turnbuckles! He does it a few more times, but Dani holds onto the choke with dear life. Dax goes to a knee and he finally gets the chance to snapmare her off!!! Dani rolls to her feet as Dax tries to catch his breath... HEAD TRIP!!! Dax slumps and Dani quickly grabs his arms for CRUEL INTENTIONS!!! Dani rolls him over and pins Dax for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER… DANI DAVIES!!!

Dani can’t believe it. She’s very obviously physically exhausted from the beatdown she has taken from Dax Levandrier, but she finds enough energy to run at the ropes for the hard camera and tell Anthony Cross to go fuck himself because he’s next. She shoves the referee when she tries to raise her hand.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANI DAVIES, THE GIANT SLAYER, IS NOW ONE MATCH AWAY FROM BEING A CHAMPION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Beating one big man doesn’t make her a Giant Slayer, and getting another title match doesn’t make her a champion!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

FIVE WAY MATCH
ARLEY KIRK vs SIOBHAN MAHONEY vs JESS ANDERSON
vs LENA GALANTE vs DANA ALANS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A FIVE WAY SCRAMBLE MATCH!!!

WOMEN’S WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
WOMEN’S WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
WOMEN’S WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

"Global domination" hits the system and there is a loud POP as Arley Kirk appears atop the Tron, black fuzzy LED angel wings on her back. Arley rips open a juice box and skills it before slamming the empty carton on her forehead several times and getting another POP as she slides down the support rigging to the ramp as though it's a fireman's pole and makes her way down the ramp, stopping for quick hugs and high fives and photos.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: "From Lake Fenton, MI. Weighing in at one hundred and ten pounds, she is one half of Kawaii Trash Pandas GO...this is "The suicide blonde", Arley Kirk!"

Arley opens a juice box at ringside and gets a good laugh as a small child opens his mouth and she pours Apple juice into it and also gets a warm reaction from giving her angel wings to a girl around the same age. Arley finally jumps up onto the apron and launches over the top rope before she gets one final POP by running and leaping to the top rope, showing off her superb balance as she stands dead center and motions for the fans to get louder. Arley Kirk backflips down to the ring and strikes a determined fighting pose as her music fades...

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Now introducing…

YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS

The opening line of Vicious by Halestorm plays as the lights all turn red. The first verse continues as a spotlight shines on the stage. The chorus hits and so does Siobhan Mahoney as she steps into her spotlight. She poses at the top of the stage, bending a knee and throwing an arm up so that people can ogle even more of her. She walks down to the ring with the spotlight following her and hearing only cheers for herself despite there not being any. The Hot Mess walks up the steps and across the apron posing on the ropes while demanding the referee to open them for her. The referee reluctantly obliges and Siobhan skips to the center of the ring, before pointing to herself and letting everyone know she deserves greatness. The spotlight and her music stop, but Siobhan is still all about herself as she waits for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Coming to the ring...

"I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson emerges from the curtain. She stands with her feet roughly a shoulders width apart and raises her right index finger into the air. At the top of her lungs, she screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Riley Savell are.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: From Worcester, England… She is not just a Side Kick… she is a BADASS BITCH… JESSICA ANDERSON!!!

The woman begins to make her way down the ramp, walking with a skip in her step and a scowl on her face. She looks around the venue disapprovingly, muttering something under her breath. Jessica quickly leaps up onto the ring apron, before straddling the middle rope. She winks at the camera before giving her backside a slight spank and then pulls the rest of her form into the ring. From here, she backs into her corner ready for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And next...

WHO TRYNA

WHO TRYNA

GO!

Spicy by Ty Dolla $ign begins to play as Lena Galante steps out. She walks up to a giant spotlight in the center of the stage and swings her hips before posing. Lena Spice walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans along the way. Lena gets to ringside and slides across the apron, before springing up and spinning herself through the ropes. She struts to the center of the ring and poses as she waits for her music to stop.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Finally...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

Bell rings and the mayhem instantly begins, but Jessica Anderson instantly slides out of the ring, goes to the commentary booth, and puts on a headset. Dana targets Lena, wanting to take a pound of flesh from the debutante. Arley and Siobhan begin to trade strikes on the other side of the ring, driving each other into the corner. Dana has Lena in a front-facing headlock and is just keeps hitting her with hammerfists. Alans goes for a big vertical suplex lift, but Lena flips over and lands on her feet. Galante hits the ropes and leaps up with a big leaping forearm. Dana is staggered, as Lena goes for another one. She tries for the Trife- HELLISH REBUKE FROM DANA!!! On the other side of the ring, The Celtic Kicking Machine is landing a bunch of kicks on Arley Kirk. Arley is kicked square in the diaphragm and stumbles into the turnbuckles. Mahoney sets Kirk on the top turnbuckle. Siobhan seems to be going for a dropkick to send Arley to the outsi- DIVING LEG LARIAT!!! Kirk pops up right around the same time Dana does from her clothesline. Kirk ducks Dana’s Ride the Lightning and hits the ropes for a HAND SPRING ENZIGURI!!! Arley stalks Dana, looking to hit her AK-97, BUT LENA GALANTE WITH A BIG BICYCLE KNEE!!! Arley goes down and Lena covers for the... 1… 2… 3NO!!! SIOBHAN AND DANA BREAK IT UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE NEWBIE LENA NEARLY STEALS THE MATCH!!!

JESSICA ANDERSON: I mean… if anyone is going to win that isn’t me… I’d want it to be her, BUT the match isn’t over yet.

K.T. ANDERSON: Absolutely amazing point, Jessica. We’re so lucky to have you here with us.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Even though you’re supposed to be up there, breaking up pins with Siobhan and Dana!

JESSICA ANDERSON: Oh my god, get off my back. I’m just waiting for the right moment, OKAY???

K.T. ANDERSON: He just doesn’t get REAL talent like you, Jess.

Galante starts keeping Dana, Siobhan, and Arley at bay, but the numbers game proves to be too much. Lena superkicks Siobhan out of the ring, lawn darts Arley head first into the bottom turnbuckle, follows up with a BRONCO BUSTER!!! Lena continues with the buster, but Dana grabs Lena by the hair and slams her down. Dana then grabs Alrey by the legs and lifts her into a big spinout powerbomb ONTO GALANTE!!! Dana pins the stacked women for the 1… 2… SIOBHAN THROWS A CHAIR AT DANA, BREAKING THE COUNT!!! Siobhan sets the chair down and hits Dana with an EIRE RAID KNEE… FOLLOW BY AN AIR RAID CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Siobhan goes for the cover… 1… 2… LENA BREAKS IT UP!!! Lena locks in a Cobra Clutch on Siobhan in the middle of the ring!!! It looks like Galante might make Mahoney tap, but JUICE BOX SERENADE BY ARLEY KIRK!!! Kirk forgoes the cover as she begins to trade strikes with Lena and Siobhan. Dana gets up and tries to take on all three women, but instead gets triple superkick! Siobhan quickly throws Kirk into Galante and goes to cover Alans for the 1… 2… 3NO! JESSICA ANDERSON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BREAKS IT UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SO SAD SHE LEFT, BUT ATTA GIRL JESS!!! KEEP THE SWEEP ALIVE!!! 2-0!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I won’t lie, it was a good strategy, but she’s missed a few near falls that could’ve cost her the match!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT’S BECAUSE JESSICA ANDERSON IS A GODDESS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I guess we’re about to find out if that’s true!!!

Now with all of the wrestlers back in the ring, the 5 women trade shots between each other. Lena and Jessica, being friends, team up to beat everyone else down. Arley Kirk tries to get to her feet using the ropes, but Lena hits a bicycle kick and Arley falls to the outside! Jessica throws Siobhan out with Arley, and then tries to capitalize on her team momentum by turning on Lena! Big jumping hip attack from Anderson, and she throws Galante to the outside as well. Celebrating in the ring, Jessica back up right into a FURIOUS Dana Alans, The Aussiemoth takes Jess and Ejector seats her OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE PEOPLE AT RINGSIDE!!! Dana hits the ropes and does a TOPE CON HILO!!! All five women brawl at ringside, with Lena taking everyone out with a series of Irish whips into the apron, ring post, stairs, and barricade for individual respective competitors. Lena hits the Orange Line off the barricade on Dana, taking out the biggest threat in the match. Siobhan takes advantage of Lena showing off, as she throws her back into the ring. Lena stumbles up to her feet as Siobhan hits her with the SHILLELAGH!!! At this moment, Jessica Anderson finally runs into the ring and hits Siobhan with the BONNE NUIT!!! ANDERSON COVERS TRYING TO STEAL THE MATCH!!! `1… 2… NO!!! ARLEY KIRK IS BACK IN THE RING AND SHE HITS AK-97!!! SHE COVERS JESSICA FOR THE 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANA NOW ENTERS THE RING!!! SHE PULLS ARLEY UP BY HER HAIR AND POWERBOMBS HER WITH BEHEMOTH’S WRATH!!! TWO HAND COVERS FOR THE 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DANA ALANS!!!

Alans rise off of Kirk in triumph. She looks around at the bodies downed around her as she smiles and admires her handiwork. The referee raises Dana’s hands, but Dana pulls it away and motions like her momentum is only just starting. As the other competitors roll out of the ring and get to the side, Jess and Arley start to bicker and shove each other. It nearly goes into a fight, but trainers are able to pull them apart quickly and send them in their own directions.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dana Alans is a dominant woman! An absolutely big win here tonight!

K.T. ANDERSON: Yea, but look at Jessica Anderson throwing hands with Coyote Ugly over there! YOU GO JESSICA!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

FOUR WAY MATCH
RAPTOЯ
vs
KAI URIGAWA
vs
BRODY HOWITZER
vs
JD DRIFTWOOD

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT BOUT IS A FOUR-WAY MATCH!!!

NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The intro to “Nug So Vile” by Cannabis Corpse as the crowd gets to their feet. When the first verse hits, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, before standing at center stage and banging his head. When the chorus hits, he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next...

The tempo of "Journey to the Center of the Mind" would pick up gradually, as Brody makes his way to the top of the ramp and holding a kendo stick in the "This is my Boomstick!" pose, before pointing it at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring after some stagehand rolls out some red carpet for him to walk, as he enters the ring ready to make some art.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent…

“Not Once, Not Ever, No Way”
"I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"
The music kicks through the PA as Kai steps through the curtain. He’s all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket, BUT GETS BLASTED FROM BEHIND BY RAPTOЯ!!! The giant dino boots him in the back of the head and then throws Kai back through the curtain with a big Biel toss.

RaptoЯ heads towards the ring. Brody tries to catch RaptoЯ with a suicide dropkick, but RaptoЯ sidesteps it and chops the shit out of Brody. RaptoЯ Biel tosses Brody over the barricade. JD beats his chest and tells RaptoЯ to fucking bring it, as RaptoЯ slides into the ring.

The bell rings to officially start the match as RaptoЯ and JD waste little time. They trade shots as the two super heavyweights trade strikes and try to knock the other one off their feet. It almost sounds like thunderclaps with each shot as we basically get the WISH version of Kong vs Godzilla here in the ring! JD drops back into the ropes and tries to hit a shoulder tackle, but RaptoЯ does budge. RaptoЯ takes his turn though and knocks JD off of his feet with a big shoulder tackle! RaptoЯ roars as he has dominated all of the competit-DIVING BLOCKBUSTER BY BRODY!!! Brody helps JD to his feet and they begin to double team RaptoЯ, but RaptoЯ is able to crack their heads together to stun them! RaptoЯ grabs Brody up in a vertical suplex and tosses him at JD, BUT JD CATCHES BRODY!!! Driftwood sets Howitzer down on his feet, but RaptoЯ with a big spin kick to take JD off his feet. RaptoЯ turns his attention to Brody- KAI URIGAWA WITH A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD OF RAPTOЯ!!! RaptoЯ goes down and all three men stomp the Cretaceous Crippler into the mat!!! All three men hi-five in triumph over the Dino- KAI WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO BRODY!!! AND ONE FOR JD TOO!!! Kai covers RaptoЯ for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: RaptoЯ attacking everyone before the match nearly gave him the advantage, but it turned into a 3 on 1 assault in a heartbeat!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: They better hope RaptoЯ stays down, or it’s game over for the rest of them.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Generally I would agree with you, but the lightest man in the room basically just took everyone out with 3 well-timed kicks.

K.T. ANDERSON: Yea, yea, tell it to Grady, he’s green.

Not about to fail in his NVR debut, Brody Howitzer begins to brawl with Urigawa. Kai is a little more well trained, but Brody uses his slight reach advantage to punch kai right in the nose. Urigawa goes defensive here, but Howitzer is able to capitalize with a huge Back Suplex. Brody tries to hype the crowd up by flexing and playing them up, BUT GET’S POUNCED OUT OF THE RING BY JD DRIFTWOOD!!! Brody goes up over the top rope, onto the apron, and down onto the floor. JD Driftwood grabs up Urigawa and slams him with BUSCH GARDENS!!! The inverted scoop powerslam connects, but JD wants to finish the Dragon of Jacksonville, so he transitions into the pumphandle PSYCHO HOLIDAY!!! He covers Urigawa for the… 1… 2… BRODY BREAKS IT UP WITH A CHAIR!!! Brody hits JD a few more times with that chair, before placing the chair on JD’s head. Brody climbs up to the top and leaps of for CHINKILLA!!! BRODY COVERS FOR THE 1… 2... KAI BREAKS IT UP!!! Kai gets up behind Howitzer and hits him with a dragon suplex! Kai gets back to his feet and follows up with a PENALTY KICK!!! Brody Howitzer’s head looks like it should have gone into the 7th row of seating from the impact as Kai goes for the cover 1… 2… BRODY KICKS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHERE IS RAPTOЯ? ? ?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: KAI URIGAWA NEARLY WON THIS MATCH!!! The 47-year-old hobbyist showing some real perseverance here by kicking out at 2!

K.T. ANDERSON: ARE YOU IGNORING ME? ? ? WHERE IS RAPTOЯ? ? ?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LOOK! JD, BRODY, AND KAI ALL GO TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

This match has apparently gotten the creative juices flowing in the competitors, as they all roll to the outside looking for weapons. JD grabs two tables and sets them at ringside. Kai grabs a kendo stick and cracks it over Howitzer’s back. Brody goes down, and Kai turns to Driftwood, but JD cleaves him with a PEZ DISPENSER CLOTHESLINE!!! JD takes a deep breath as he drags Kai, but Kai pops up with a jumping palm strike and the two begin to trade strikes. Brody grabs some light tubes from underneath the ramp, but RaptoЯ appears behind him. Brody turns around, shouts in fear for a minute, BUT CRACKS RAPTOЯ OVER THE HEAD WITH 2 LIGHT TU-RAPTOЯ NO SELLS!!! HE JUST breathes in some spooky dust and blows it out his nose!!! Brody has one more light tube, but RaptoЯ with a big knee that breaks the light tube into Howitzer’s face! Kai lays JD on one of the tables and climbs up to the apron. He calls for a diving double foot stomp, but RaptoЯ spins him around on the apron!!! Kai tries to fight RaptoЯ, but RaptoЯ simply places his hands on the neck of Urigawa and lifts him high in the air. Kai tries to put his feet on the middle rope, but RaptoЯ uses that to get some extra push as he THROWS KAI THROUGH JD DRIFTWOOD AND THE TABLES!!! Brody Howitzer is in the ring, stalking RaptoЯ and he goes for WHISKEY TANGO FOXTRO-NO!!! RAPTOЯ SHOVES HIM DOWN!!! Brody superkicks RaptoЯ’s knee, and goes for a BRAINBUST-ANOTHER COUNTER!!! This time RaptoЯ pops Brody up to his feet and hits EXTINCTION!!! He covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... RAPTOЯ!!!

RaptoЯ stands in the ring looking dominant. The crowd doesn’t know if they should boo him or be afraid of him, but RaptoЯ doesn’t care what they do. He motions for a title belt and looks to the camera. RaptoЯ begins to mouth “Soon”, before exiting the ring and heading to the back. Steph the ref looks hurt that she didn’t get a chance to raise RaptoЯ’s hand but realizes it’s probably for the best.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: RaptoЯ dominantly takes the win!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: RAPTOЯ IS GOD OF DEATH, AND I FEEL BAD FOR WHOMEVER HE DECIDES TO TAKE A TITLE FROM!!!

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TAG TEAM MATCH
INDY DARLINGS (C)
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)
vs
BREEMI COMMITTEE
(BREE SMITH & MIMI SMITH)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO BREEMI!!!
LET’S GO INDY!!!
LET’S GO BREEMI!!!
LET’S GO INDY!!!
LET’S GO BREEMI!!!
LET’S GO INDY!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The Game by Alyssa Reid begins to play in the arena and we see BreeMi’s name flash on the screen. They dart out of the back in pairs of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for them. Mimi and Bree give the crowd a few nods and peel off the covering on their shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “BreeMi's NVR House” shirt before they both walk down to the ring with their arms behind their back, skipping once they’re halfway down the ramp and ends with two perfect slides into the ring. Once they’re on their feet, Bree and Mimi give a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now the champion...

The opening of Perfect strangers begins to play as two spotlights shine on the stage, showing two silhouettes in each. The two walk toward each other, right when the song bursts to light and bright gold and white lights flash around the arena as they kiss. The lights reveal the Indy Darlings, Rivers King & Isabelle Valentine, as they continue to embrace each other and look at the camera. Rivers spins his girl out, so that she's standing by his side, and they walk down to the ring. They don't let the fans touch them, but they pretend the fans are talking about them as they head towards the ring. Rivers lips Isabelle onto the apron, where she kicks one long leg out onto his shoulder. They pose at ringside before Belle spins into the ring, and Rivers follows her. In the center of the ring, Rivers stands over Isabelle, as they pose one last time before their music starts.

Mimi and Rivers start the match by going straight for the tie-up. Rivers jerks Mimi around and drive her into the ropes. A quick break count from the referee as Rivers quickly whips Mimi and goes for a SUPERKI-MIMI DUCKS IT!!! She hits the ropes and goes for a SPE- RIVERS LEAP FROGS HER!!! He goes behind Mimi and hits her with a big deadlift German Suplex! Rivers rolls to his feet and hits a big dropkick on Mimi, sending her into the Indy Darling’s Corner! Tag to Isabelle and they go for WICKED EMBRACE!!! As Rivers throws Mimi into Belle’s knees and suplexes her across the ring again, MIMI FINDS THE ABILITY TO GO FOR THE HOT TAG!!! Bree charges in and goes for a big boot, but Valentine evades with a side step. Instantly, Belle grabs two handfuls of Bree’s hair and is just drilling knees into the face of Bree Smith!!! Bree is able to shove Belle away, but Belle keeps her hands in Bree’s hair. Bree decides to use this to her advantage, pulling Belle back in and back body dropping Valentine onto the top turnbuckle! Bree turns around, steps on the second rope, and hits an AVALANCHE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Bree somehow holds on, rolls over, and hits a SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Bree is able to hold on again, rollover, and delivers a THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!! The last one is a release German as Bree runs up and stacks Belle for the pin 1… 2… RIVERS COMES IN AND HITS BREE WITH A GERMAN OF HIS OWN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Bree Smith is a powerhouse!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: That girl is thicc with at least 2 C’s, maybe even 3, so I would hope she would be a hossette!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: The momentum they have, plus the hometown advantage, Bree and Mimi could win it all here tonight!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Let’s not get carried away now!

After some time and tags, Mimi and Bree try their best to dismantle Rivers, since he is the bigger man and bigger threat. They both whip him into the corner and Bree boots him in the gut to put him in a powerbomb position. Mimi gets behind her sister and they hit an ALLEY OOP/ROUNDHOUSE COMBO!!! Rivers is out as Mimi is made legal and covers him… 1… 2… RIVERS KICKS OUT!!! Mimi locks in a heel hook, trying to keep Rivers from reaching his tag team partner, but Rivers leaps on one foot, trying to inch forward… AND HE MAKES THE TAG!!! Belle runs up with a superkick. Bree tries to get involved, but Belle just whips her out to the ringside area! She goes up to Mimi and hits her with a JUMPING FLATLINER!!! 1… 2… 3NO!!! MIMI KICKS OUT!!! Belle tries to Mimi with Eternal Sleep, but instead, Mimi hits the Cha-Chin!!! Mimi has Belle staggered, but she doesn’t see Rivers tag himself in to be the legal partner. Mimi runs up to the ropes as she goes for a follow-up SPRINGBOARD CHA-CHIN-NO!!! Rivers runs behind her while she’s on the ropes and catches her with a big Dragon Suplex into a CODE VALENTINA WITH BELLE!!! The Suplex/Codebreaker combo hits perfectly and they both cover her for the 1… 2… FROGGY BOW BY BREE TO BREAK IT UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: There goes weak link, Mimi, losing matches for people again!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: This match is not over yet, K.T.!!! That’s a former NVR tag team champion, and Bree is a former tag champ elsewhere. They’re going to need more than a sneaky tag to take out Mimi and Bree

K.T. ANDERSON: You say that, but Mimi needed saving like Princess Peach in Bowser’s Castle.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Not even close, K.T.!

The Indy Darlings now begin to cut the ring in half on Mimi as they find every form of double team and dirty trick to keep Bree out of the ring and break down Mimi! At one point Rivers has Mimi up in a big electric chair, and Valentine springboards off the top rope to Mimi with a flying knee!!! Belle covers Mimi, but only gets a 2 count! Mimi starts to crawl to her corner and Belle waits a moment and kicks Mimi right in the head with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head!!! Mimi manages to stay on her feet long enough to stumble forward and tag her sister in! Belle can’t believe it as Bree charges her. Belle goes for leaping leg lariat, but Bree ducks it and hits shoulder thrust that takes Rivers off the apron! Bree turns around to BELLE HITTING HEART BREAKE-NO!!! BREE HOLDS HER IN THE AIR!!! Bree quickly transitions into holding Belle sideways and hitting her with Back Breaker Reps!!! She hits 1… 2… SKIP A FEW… 9… 10 REPS!!! She throws Belle with a fallaway slam towards the BReeMi Committee corner. Bree starts to get the crowd to clap with her as she hits Belle with the BREE SHOW!!! Bree doesn’t get to go for the cover though, as Mimi tags herself in, wanting to do a tag team move instead. Bree and Mimi talk about the miscommunication, but ultimately Bree leaves the ring in frustration and Mimi makes the cover… 1… 2… RIVERS BREAKS IT UP!!! HE HITS A PILEDRIVER ON MIMI WHILE BREE HAS HER BACK TURNED!!! Rivers helps his wife to cover Mimi for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE… THE INDY DARLINGS!!!

Bree turns around to realize what all has happened! Rivers and Belle roll out of the ring and basically start making out. They grab their titles and raise them high in the air without breaking their liplock. They give little to no care about fan reaction or getting their hands raised by the referee as they make their way to the back. In the ring, Mimi looks disappointed in herself for getting caught up, but when Bree comes into the ring, all hell breaks loose.

Bree walks up and shoves Mimi. The NVR Original seems shocked at her twin’s actions. Mimi looks at Bree, asking her what’s wrong, but Bree just starts screaming about how she never wanted to team with Mimi, because she doesn’t want to be “Mimi’s Sister”. Mimi tries to calm her sister down but instead gets shoved back down on her ass because of it. Mimi pops right up and now the two Smith girls are in each other’s face. Bree says she’s going to outshine Mimi in NVR and she’s going to prove it really soon.

K.T. ANDERSON: Big win by my faves THE INDY DARLINGS!!! They’re so good, they break up two twins after their first fucking tag match. Gotta leave real fucking champs like that!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Bree and Mimi are in a heated argument here in the ring, but you’re absolutely right, K.T., this was a huge win by the tag team champions!!!

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
Backstage following the match we find Bree who boots a plastic waste bin (thankfully empty) into the wall for a loud thud, as she's visibly frustrated with the two losses now. Mimi soon joins her twin and keeps her distance knowing Bree can fly off the handle a little bit.

Finally, Bree speaks up. She turns around to face an alarmed Mimi.

BREE SMITH: Why did you do that? I was on a roll and you went and had to show off!

Mimi's eyes flutter as she's taken back.

MIMI SMITH: I was just trying to-

Bree walks towards her twin challenging her.

BREE SMITH: What? Because we could have been tag team champions right now. Two Time tag team champions, Emilia. Do you know how long it's been since I've had gold on my shoulder?

MIMI SMITH: I'm sorry you didn't win.

Mimi says while looking down at the ground.

BREE SMITH: I was doing my part and then you come in and yeah. You blew it.

Which makes Mimi lock eyes with her sister and furrow her brow.

MIMI SMITH: Hey! I said I was sorry. What else do you want me to do?

There's a small silence as Bree walks away to the side of the hallaway to think, then chime back in.

BREE SMITH: I came here on your recommendation to make it, and-

Bree stands there nodding to herself a little, thinking a million miles an hour but comes to a rapid conclusion.

BREE SMITH: I don't need you to make my name here.

Mimi double takes as she can't quite believe her ears.

MIMI SMITH: Excuse me?

BREE SMITH: Did I stutter?

The two sisters get closer together, raising their voices as they go back and forth verbally.

MIMI SMITH: No, but you've said something I don't like. I've been in Nevvy Pro forever. I've done the Women's Summit, the tag team title, my name has value here.

BREE SMITH: Well I don't want to piggyback off it. When I walk out there next time, after the match they're all going to know that I'm not seen as "Mimi's Sister", and they'll see I can win all one my own.

MIMI SMITH: Oh really?

BREE SMITH: Yes, really.

MIMI SMITH: Well, Brianna. I feel like if that’s how you wanna deal. Fine by me.

Mimi folds her arms, closing herself off to her sister, and brushes past her to the end of the hallway.

MIMI SMITH: Only you'll see that I can do that too, just you watch.

Mimi then heads around the corner as the camera comes back to Bree who doesn't want to be filmed anymore so she pushes it away as the scene goes to black.

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
KAREN WILLOW
vs
CORAZON NEGRO

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A GRUDGE MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first…

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

“All The Thing She Said” by Poppy plays and the arena lights flicker between pink and darkness while thick smoke fills the stage. As the beat kicks in, Karen Willow steps through the curtain - illuminated by a single spotlight - as she surveys the fans with narrowed eyes. The corners of her mouth slowly curl upwards before Karen saunters down the ramp. As she gets to ringside, Karen climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring like a caged animal, never taking her eyes off the opponent as the music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

Nobody walks out for a few minutes, but suddenly the lights go out...

“CORAZON NEGRO”

"Cinco de Mayhem" by the Bleeding Fingers begins to play as black, purple, and gold strobe lights shine all over the arena as out comes the masked man, Corazon Negro! He is wearing the mask that has been seen all over NVR for the past couple of months. He walks slowly and eerily down to the ring, staring his opponent down. Corazon Negro slides to the ring and poses in the ring before he turns and faces his opponent.

The bell rings and the two instantly charge at each other. THey trade some quick shots, but Corazon quickly changes the pace with a wristlock. Karen does a handspring to break out of it, before hitting the ropes and trying for a WOLF FANG FI- NOBODY IS HOME!!! CN rolls out of the ring before Karen could hit him. Willow is unfettered as she hits the ropes and hits a SUICIDE DIVE!!! Karen and Corazon somehow stay on their feet as they start to brawl at ringside. Blocking an eye rake attempt from Karen, Corazon places his hand on Karen’s throat and hits her with CHOKE BREAKER ON THE BARRICADE!!! Karen falls to the floor in an almost fetal position, as Corazon drags her by her hair over to the commentary booth. Corazon places Karen on the commentary table. K.T. and Warhead look on with concern as Corazon goes to the nearest corner. He climbs all the way to the top of the turnbuckles… AND LEAPS OFF WITH TRIBUTE TO THE KING!!! This takes nearly as much out of Corazon as it does to Karen. Jeff the Ref has no choice but to start counting them out!!! He was already at 5, but now he’s at 8!!! Somehow, they are both able to get back into the ring AT 9.99!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MY FUCKING ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: These two nearly ended this match early with mutual destruction!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MY FUCKING ICED COFFEE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Didn’t you do this bit in Apex last month???

The crowd is firmly behind the Former World and Women’s Champion, but the momentum is firmly behind the Former San Francisco Open Weight Champion. Corazon hits some dirty-looking knees to the ribcage of Karen, before hitting her with a big Pump Handle Suplex into a bridging pin!!! 1… 2… Karen kicks out! Corazon goes to the apron and stalks Karen. As soon as she gets to her feet he slingshots in with a LARIA-KAREN WITH A BIG DROPKICK!!! She follows up with a MASSIVE KABOOM SUPLEX!!! Corazon tries to power through it and gets to a knee, but Willow takes him back down with MINA’S BLESSING!!! Karen screams out to the fans that she needs some chairs because FUCK THE RULES this is Indy Wrestling dammit. The crowd screams her signature “FUCK IT” as they FILL THE RING WITH CHAIRS!!! They basically bury Corazon with chairs, as Karen sets up a chair in the center of the ring and grabs a chair for herself. CN gets up and Karen screams “FUCK IT” before leaping off the chair, while holds a chair over her chest and sandwiching Corazon between her and the huge pile of chairs!!! Karen clears the mat to pin Corazon for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! SOMEHOW CORAZON NEGRO KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WELCOME TO KAREN WILLOW’S HOUSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOW IS THIS FUCKING LEGAL???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: IT’S NOT, BUT JEFF THE REF KNOWS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID!!! DISQUALIFY HER!!!

Despite Jeff the Ref trying to clear the ring of all of these foreign objects like a Roomba having a panic attack, Karen and Corazon keep a whole bunch in the ring. Each move now seems to be aimed at crashing the other onto the piles of chairs. The fans would be on the edge of their seats if they hadn’t thrown them all in the ring. Corazon sets up one chair and goes for not Uno, not Dos, BUT TRES ENEMIGOS!!! The final brainbuster of the sequence lands right on that chair and Corazon covers Karen, BUT SHE KICKS OUT AT 2!!! He buries Willow underneath a bunch of the chairs and climbs to the top rope as he goes for another TRIBUTE TO THE KI-KAREN THROWS A CHAIR AT HIM!!! He crotches himself on the top turnbuckle, and Karen takes a moment to catch her breath. As Karen stumbles to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top, she gets him to turn around. With Corazon facing the crowd, she double underhooks his arms and THROWS HIM WITH AN AVALANCHE BLOODY SAUCE ONTO THE CHAIRS!!! Karen desperately crawls and covers The Black Heart for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! CORAZON KICKS OUT!!! Karen has the energy of the fans behind her, as she pops to her feet and begins to stalk her opponent. Corazon is finally up, and Karen goes for the WOLF FANG FI-NO!!! CORAZON CATCHES HER ARM AND DRAGS HER IN FOR THE BLACK ACE LARIAT!!! He keeps the arm and drags her to the last of the chairs that the ref hasn’t cleared out and hits CORAZON ROTO!!! The fans boo as he covers Karen 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... CORAZON NEGRO!!!

Corazon stands over the fallen Karen Willow. The referee tries to raise The Black Heart’s hand, but CN just uses it to hit his Black Ace Lariat on him. Enjoying the carnage he has left behind, he poses over both Jeff the Ref and Karen, before having the lights flash and disappearing into the night with his victory.

K.T. ANDERSON: We may have lost Marvelous Dark, but we got something so much better in Corazon Negro I think.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: He’s certainly enigmatic, but I want to know where Karen Willow goes from here. She’s a staple of this company and I know that she will bounce back from all of this.

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
JULIANNA DIMARIA
vs
RILEY SAVELL

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The bright white lights from above slowly begin to dim throughout the building. The sounds of “Control” by Halsey begin playing over the speakers as other light sources begin to pulsate in rhythm with the opening tones. A bright white light shines from the entranceway as it begins to fill with smoke until a silhouette of a woman is seen standing on the other side.

“They send me away to find them a fortune
A chest filled with diamonds and gold”

Slowly walking out from the back, Riley Sweet steps out into the open as a spotlight shines down onto her. Stopping at the top of the ramp, she looks over the arena, slowly turning her head from left to right, taking in the scenery of the atmosphere for tonight’s event.

“I'm bigger than my body
I'm colder than this home
I'm meaner than my demons
I'm bigger than these bones”

Walking at the pace of the music, she slowly heads down the ramp, her eyes locked on the ring ahead and ignoring the fans on both sides of her.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Coming down to the ring at this time from New York, New York, weighing in at one hundred sixty pounds and standing five feet, eleven inches tall! She is ‘The Villain’... RILEY SAVELL!!!”

Once down to ringside, she slides underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. Slowly, she pushes herself up to one knee, taking a brief moment to survey the ring before rising to her feet.

“And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?”

She slowly walks around the ring aside the ropes, a single hand dragging across the top rope. Approaching the corner, she stands in front of it for just a short moment before grabbing onto each top rope on the sides of the corner. Pulling herself up, she stands on the middle rope, overlooking the crowd as her music slowly begins to fade out.

“I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head
They beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead
And I've grown familiar with villains that live in my head
They beg me to write them so I'll never die when I'm dead”

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And her opponent...

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look on her face. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight, and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans that are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

As soon as the match starts, these two circle the ring. Julianna goes for a tie-up, but Riley just smacks the shit out of Julianna. Julianna grabs her face for a moment, letting the disrespect register, and then charging at Savell. However, Riley Savell goes to the outside and taunts DiMaria. DiMaria sits in the ropes, inviting Riley back into the ring, and Riley tells her she’s got 10 seconds to do whatever she wants. Julianna gets frustrated and slides to the outside, just for Riley to slide back into the ring. Riley hits the ropes and does a baseball slide that hits Julianna right in the face! Riley lines Julianna up with the ring steps and launches her with a MOCKING JAY!!! Julianna’s hits headfirst into the ring steps as Savell rolls into the ring and waits for a count-out victory… 5… 6… 7… 8… JULIANNA ROLLS IN AT 9.99!!! As soon as Julianna rolls in Riley hits a SAVELL STOMP!!! She covers DiMaria for the 1… 2… JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!! Riley is livid because she already had a match earlier and wants this one to end quickly. She begins to strike DiMaria as Julianna gets to a knee. Riley hits the ropes, looking for a sling blade, BUT EATS A SUPERKICK!!! Savell staggers as Julianna quickly hits a FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!! DiMaria covers for the 1… 2... KICK OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: JULIANNA WITH A COUNTER COMBO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: BUT IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO PUT AWAY RILEY THE G.O.A.T.!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Riley better find a way to get momentum back because time is not on her side in this match!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHO ARE YOU TO TELL RILEY WHAT IS AND IS NOT ON HER SIDE???

Abdominal stretch by DiMaria starts to really drain Riley Savell. Riley finds a way to break one of her arms out the hold and it gives her the leverage she needs to hip toss Julianna. DiMaria is quick to get on her feet and charge at Riley, but Riley ties herself up in the ropes. Julianna is pissed, but Riley tells her to go away. As soon as Riley steps away from the ropes and Julianna charges at her, but Riley bridges the top rope! Julianna falls out to the apron as Riley tries to make some distance. Julianna springboards onto the top the moment Riley turns around and hits a SCOURGE FOR- RILEY WITH A CUTTER!!! Riley covers Julianna with a deep cover for the… 1… 2… JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!! Riley starts hitting Julianna with a series of strikes, but it’s clear she’s running out of steam. She goes for THE CROWNI-JULIANNA SHOVES HER OFF!!! Riley spins around and goes for- JAWBREAKER BY DIMARIA!!! Julianna covers for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!! Julianna runs at Riley for a SHINING WIZA- RILEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Julianna quickly gets back to her feet, ROLL UP OF DOOM BY RILEY!!! 1… 2… RILEY PUTS HER FEET ON THE ROPES… 3NO!!! THE REFEREE SPOTS IT AND BREAKS THE COUNT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT WAS A 3 COUNT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: AN ILLEGAL 3 COUNT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SO YOU ADMIT THAT RILEY PINNED JULIANNA FOR A 3 COUNT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NO, BECAUSE IT WAS AN ILLEGAL PIN ATTEMPT!!!

Riley uses the rest of her energy trying to strike Julianna into the corner. Julianna tries to break free with a shove, but a running knee strike knocks her right back into the corner. Julianna knows she doesn’t have much left, so she places Julianna backward on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up with her and goes wraps her arms around Julianna’s waist. With one big leap, she hits a SUPER MOCKING JAY!!! Riley takes a minute to crawl over to Julianna, but she finally throws an arm on top of DiMaria for the 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Julianna and Riley lay in the ring for a minute before getting to their knees and trading strikes. Julianna begins to get the better of Riley, but Riley shoves a thumb in her eyes and drills her with THE CROWNING!!! Riley shoves Julianna’s head between her legs and lifts her up into a powerbomb position. She bounces Julianna off the top rope for the DEATH CRU-HURRICANRANA!!! Julianna charges with the last bit of energy she has left for a TILT-A-WHIRL MERCEDES BENDS FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! Riley is right in the center of the ring with nowhere to go! Julianna pulls back on the arm of Riley, as Savell uses her other arm to crawl as much as she can to the ring ropes. Savell is almost there… BUT JULIANNA ROLLS RILEY BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Savell refuses to tap, but she’s out of gas from the tag match earlier. It’s not long until Riley is out and her arm drops ONCE… TWICE… THREE TIMES!!! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... JULIANNA DIMARIA!!!

Julianna lets go of Riley as she rolls to her knees and takes a moment to have her victory sink in. She finally catches her breath, gets to her feet, and gets her hand raised by the referee. Riley rolls to the outside and Jess comes out and gives her the support she needs. Julianna looks at the camera, points in Riley's direction, and says that Lash is going to be the same way come No Masters. She does the championship belt motion and says that her time is now!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Julianna with a HUGE win over Riley Savell, even if Riley had double duty tonight!

K.T. ANDERSON: IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING REASON SHE WON!!! RILEY AND JESS ARE GODDESSES AND THEY WILLINGLY MADE IT EASIER TO BEAT THEM TO MAKE THE ROSTER LOOK BETTER!!! GODDESSES I TELL YOU, GODDESSES!!!

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK:

TJS: So back, way back at Christmas time, hence

Gestures to Christmas set, before a whimsical animation is played with TJS narrating. Each line featuring a small animation before cutting to the next short. Was it cheaply drawn? Probably could have been. Were the characters simplistic? Probably could have been again. Was this all hand-drawn? Yeah. Just yeah. And the story goes...

TJS: The summertime Christmas time layout. Twas a tag team match, for two cases.
All four men were off to the races
Punching, kicking, hell even a scratch or two.
A match that would earn three and a half stars, as told in the wrestling review.
Let me skip the end
Like many readers tend
When checking out the write ups.

Messed up there a little bit. Okay, let's try again.

TJS clears his throat and the novelty animation plays again as he narrates. This time with added sound effects when appropriate.

TJS: It was a move TJ usually does not hit
However his opponent was a twit
Thanks to an inverted blu-ray
To end this match, there was no other way.
HE DROVE THE ELBOW IN, INCAPACITATING HIM
It was no empty pool for TJS, that night he would swim.
But when the count came, OH WHAT A SHAME
His own tag team partner would not let TJS get the claim.
No, in fact Rebel won the match for our team.
Believing he ended TJS' dream.
But a rematch was on the horizon
Between a thief and a man with hair like that of a lion.
Yet this time further foul play was a foot
Another attempt to make the dream oh well caput.
He won the championship with stolen goods
But he's not out of the woods.
Because dear viewer that brings us to tonight.
I know you are watching in the future
Because we had to get this animation done, and it's pretty damn time consuming but we already put the money down.

Ah dropped the rhyme again, but you get why this particular episode is on tape delay, hmm?

Once again the animation stops and cuts back to TJS in the cabin by the fire reading. A Summer Christmas tree behind him, he sips one of those rainbow unicorn energy drinks that surely Santa would need over milk and cookies. Roll animation.

TJS: Tonight is months worth of storytelling converging to a climatic battle
The wrestling review shall be rattle-d
When Rebel and Teddy go head to head
Where the R!ze title will be coming home with me instead.
How unfortunate for Rebel
Why? Because here came trebble (Trouble)
What happened to him after, is unknown.
I could call him but you see I lost my phone.
But who cares about social for I have a brand new shiny title to keep me company - yeah I can't rhyme that back with battle, but point is I'll be walking out with the title tonight. I want to thank the Danimatielson Animation Studio for their nonstop hours of work for.

As TJS stands up to thank the hard working folks, removes the slanket he'd been wearing to reveal his ring attire and is up next.

TJS: strike the set!

We then see several old timers employed by NVR because it's a good company, all taking apart the set before fading to black. Christmas bells ring as a yuletide "TJS will return in: Match Coming Up Next" appears on screen.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
REBEL MANSON (C)
vs
TJS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

FUCK YOU REBEL!!!
T-J-S!!!
FUCK YOU REBEL!!!
T-J-S!!!
FUCK YOU REBEL!!!
T-J-S!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the challenger...

TJS appears on the screen. Each letter fades in and out before the other appears as the intro plays. The lights dim slightly aside for a trio of lights which, you guessed it, shine TJS onto the roof of the building or down onto the ring. TJS appears from behind the curtain with his back to the crowd but spins to stand facing them, legs wide apart, and embraces the crowd. Throwing out a t-shirt to one of the crowd members rampside earns him pop before he starts to walk down the ramp. TJS raises a finger, then sings with the crowd the opening lyrics to his theme.

Begin the day

With a friendly voice

A companion, unobtrusive

Plays that song that's so elusive

And the magic music makes your morning mood

TJS grabs the ropes with the small instrumental break and spins to hook the top rope and face the ramp.

Off on your way

Hit the open road

There is magic at your fingers

For the spirit ever lingers

Undemanding contact

In your happy solitude

As that riff hits, TJS backflips into the ring and walks around the ring, the lights dimming down to an almost darkened state as the fans scream. The light shines all over the arena with purple, pink, blue, and red bright screens. TJS then performs a running shooting star press and lands on his feet, pretending it was unseen but the house lights come back on bright just a second after he lands. TJS nods his head to the rest of the song. Even as it fades out, the loyal NVR fans sing it loud and proud with TJS conducting them with one hand.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

"Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie plays through the sound system as Rebel came out of the curtain he walked down the ramp flipping everyone off. He walked up the stairs as he walked to the corner he stands there.

The bell rings and Rebel charges at Teddy, but Teddy leaps up and hits a Thesz press. Stiff punches to the head of Manson, disorienting him, as TJS pops back up to his feet and hypes up the crowd. Teddy pulls his opponent up to his feet and throws him into the ropes. We get drops downs and leapfrogs, but Teddy crushes Rebel with a shoulder tackle. Clearly using his size advantage, Teddy keeps the strike coming as he drives Manson into the corner. Steph the Ref breaks them up, but it isn’t clean as Manson rakes the eyes of TJS! He grabs the hair of Teddy into a headlock, before leaping off with a guillotine neck snap over the top rope. Teddy goes down as Manson lands on the apron, and Rebel springboards onto the top rope and hits a SPIRAL TAP!!! Rebel covers… TEDDY KICKS OUT AT 1!!! Manson drills some elbows into the forehead of Teddy trying to bust him open. Teddy is able to press Manson off of him and get away from the champion, but MANSON WITH A CHOP BLOCK!!! Teddy is down on his hands and knees as Manson comes up with a MISSILE BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! He rolls TJS over for the… 1… 2… TEDDY GETS THE ARM UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: TJS with a strong start to the match, but Rebel Manson is quick to get the momentum back his way!

K.T. ANDERSON: Murder McGee is going to kill Banana Boy here tonight, just like how he killed Coyote Girl.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: None of those people work here...

K.T. ANDERSON: ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WORK HERE, WARREN, USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!!!

Manson finds every dirty trick he can use in order to keep control of the match. Hair pull slams, eye rakes, rope chokes, and everything else that would make Mr. Wrestling 3K roll in his grave if he was dead. Manson gets Teddy in the corner, hooks his opponent’s head in a Muay Thai headlock, AND TRIES TO BITE TEDDY’S EAR OFF!!! The referee is the only saving grace here as she pulls him off of TJS. Teddy grabs his ear and it gives Manson the perfect chance to hit a TORNADO DDT!!! Manson goes for the cover with his feet on the kiddle ropes… 1… 2… TEDDY STILL KICKS OUT!!! Manson runs to the corner and waits for the challenger to get to his feet so he can hit him with a SHOTGUN DROPKI- TEDDY CATCHES MANSON WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!!! Teddy grabs his ear once again as he pulls Manson up for THAT ONE SLAM FROM BAND CA-NO!!! MORE EAR-BITING!!! Teddy breaks the Ura Nage hold and Rebel grabs Teddy up in a wristlock. Manson guides Teddy to the corner climbs to the top rope, and starts to go old school! Rebel strolls across the top rope, holding Teddy in place, before dropping down to the Middle rope, springboarding back up, AND LEAPING OF WITH A TORNADO DD-NO!!! TEDDY HAS THE STRENGTH TO PREVENT THE DDT!!! He repositions Rebel into a BLUE HARVEST BOMB!!! He covers for the 1… 2… KICKOUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: IS TEDDY’S EAR STILL ATTACHED???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I BELIEVE SO, BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT POWERBOMB???

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT ABOUT IT??? I WANNA SEE HIS EAR FLY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DON’T WORRY, THERE IS STILL TIME FOR THAT!!!

Teddy begins to rally after the big counter, but Rebel has now begun to target that ear! TJS defends his ear well though, and even hits headbutt right into the mouth of Rebel! Both men fall to the mat hard after that, TJS is bleeding from his ear and Rebel is now bleeding from his mouth! Slowly, they get back to their feet and trade punches and forearms. Forearms and punches lead to kicks and knees. The myriad of strikes get wild, but eventually, Rebel sneaks in a LOW BLOW!!! The ref doesn’t notice it, but TJS asks for a minute as he doubles over. I guess he thinks this is MMA or whatever they call that fake shit at UGP. As Steph the Ref checks on Teddy, Manson slides to the outside and gets the NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! He slides back into the ring, and Manson shoves Steph the Ref down to the mat for trying to take his title from him. He stalks Teddy as he tries to get to his feet. Finally, TJS is to his feet and Rebel charges with the title-THIS IS SPARTA KICK!!! THE TITLE GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!! Manson can’t believe it, but catches Teddy with a CUTTER!!! Manson tells Steph the Ref to wake up as he goes to the top rope to set up for the Descendant From Above. However, Steph is hurt from getting shoved and can’t focus on the match. Manson decides he’s going to go for his finish anyways, BUT TJS HITS THE TOP ROPE!!! Rebel is posted on the top rope as Teddy gingerly stumbles towards him and pulls Rebel onto his shoulders for a BLURAY DVD!!! The crowd goes crazy as Steph gets back on track, he crawls to the corner and shuffles across the middle rope for the A-PEELING ELBOW!!! TEDDY COVERS… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW NVR R!ZE CHAMPION… TJS!!!

Teddy erupts in celebration as a ringhand grabs the NVR R!ZE title off the floor and hands it to him. He can’t believe it, bloody ear and all, because no bananas are falling from the ceiling as he had always feared! He kisses his first-ever title and shows it off to the crowd from inside the ring. He continues to stare in amazement at his championship when suddenly THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!! We hear a rubber chicken and some chuckling, then suddenly the lights come back on… AND SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN IS HERE!!! IN THE RING!!! FACE TO FACE WITH TJS!!!

He pops TJS up and hits him with the Punchline. Teddy is laid out, as Squiggly grabs the R!ZE title and pulls a microphone from his waistband.

SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN: SURPRISE!!! SURPRISE!!! I’M BAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!

He looks at the R!ZE title like it’s the one ring to rule them all and he’s Golem.

SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN: I know what you’re thinking. ‘SQUIGGLY, YOU SEXY AND HILARIOUS CLOWN BOY, YOU LOST A LOSER LEAVES MATCH?’ And you’re right, but it was a loser leaves TOWN match, and this doesn’t look like Napa Valley to me! SO I’M BACK AND I WANT THIS BACK!!!

Squiggly lays the belt back on Teddy and starts to back away slowly.

SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN: See you soon, Teddy Boy!

Squiggly continues to slink away like a cartoon bad guy as the crowd tries to comprehend what just happened!

K.T. ANDERSON: SQUIGGLY IS BACK, YAY!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT EVER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Looks like Teddy JS has some stiff challengers right off the bat!

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross is in his wrestling gear shadow boxing in his dressing room. He has his black Beats by Dre Headphones on.

ANTHONY CROSS: (Singing) “On the road again. The life I love is whooping some ass in the ring and I just can’t wait to get on the road again. The road again. Goin places that I have never been. Seen things that I may never see again. Can’t wait to get on the road again. Like a band of gypsies, we goin down to the road like we are the best of friends insisting the world keep turning our way.”

Anthony stops shadow boxing and slides his headphones down to his shoulders and places them around his neck.

ANTHONY CROSS: So this is the Napa Valley Revolution on the road? I must admit I am impressed thus far but tonight I have some business I need to attend to. While the wet behind the ears, happy-go-lucky Brit, Darby Macnamara, is a very confident young man, and justifiably so. He, no doubt, has a bright future ahead of him but Darby, my friend, let me fill you in on a thing or two. While you think I am just some boring old man who has more time in the ring than you have in actual life is doomed to fall at your hands so you can take my San Francisco Openweight championship. People have been telling me since the turn of the millennium that they are going to use me as a stepping stone to solidify themselves as a true player in this business. Notice that I am still here, still wrestling at a high level, and still carrying around the gold. So, while I can appreciate the confidence that you have in yourself very much, the fact remains I am not yet done with the mountain I am standing on as challengers keep coming after me. It simply isn’t your time yet. You’ll understand that when we are in the ring together later tonight. I might just pull out a new trick or two just to ensure that I have my fifth successful title defense of my championship. Because we all know that I will do whatever it takes to win. Especially when the glory of gold is on the line. You see the San Francisco Openweight title means a whole hell of a lot to me. This is why I can understand all these challenges coming at me and trying to test me. It is one of those things you as a champion just need to accept and get used to. First you Darby then the winner of Dani and Dax.

Anthony looks over at the San Francisco Openweight title belt.

ANTHONY CROSS: As much as these cocky youngsters like to think they got me all figured out then I blindside them with what they never expected.

Anthony starts to shadow box as the camera shot fades.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
SAN FRANCISCO
OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
ANTHONY CROSS (C)
vs
DARBY MACNAMARA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

WE WANT CAREBEARS!!!
NO WE DON’T!!!
WE WANT CAREBEARS!!!
NO WE DON’T!!!
WE WANT CAREBEARS!!!
NO WE DON’T!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The upbeat, fast-paced tunes of Machine Gun Kelly’s pop-punk “Kiss Kiss” start to play and Darby comes out from backstage with his usual carefree energy. Pausing he’ll glance around to study the crowd and then begin to make his way quickly. On his way to the ring he’ll try and barter and trade with fans along the ramp, looking to exchange any of the knickknacks he might have picked up backstage (or who the hell knows where else). Sometimes he might be successful. Others he might come up empty. But eventually, he’ll turn his attention back to the task at hand, ascend the steel ring steps and then up the nearby turnbuckle post, flipping off the top turnbuckle and into the ring where he’ll find his way to his corner and (most likely) try and pickpocket the referee’s wallet on his way there.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entranceway. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs onto the ring apron, looks out at the crowd, and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.

The bell rings and Darby Macnamara rushes out with a rolling Koppu Kick that lands perfectly on the top of Anthony Cross’ head. Cross falls to the ground instantly! DARBY COVERS CROSS, LOOKING FOR AN UPSET… 1… 2… 3NO!!! CROSS KICKS OUT AT 2.99!!! Cross rolls to the outside, trying to shake the cobwebs, but MacNamara isn't giving him an inch as he dives at him with a suicide dive!!!! Darby lights Cross up with strikes and chops, but CROSS POPS DARBY UP!!! Darby lands gut first on the barricade as Cross gets some distance. Darby stumbles over towards The Enforcer, trying to fight past his pain, but this time Cross is able to trade strikes back with Darby. A stiff jab to the jaw nearly knocks Darby out, as Cross continues to find some space and momentum. Anthony charges for a lariat, but Darby comes to and dropkicks Cross right in the face. Darby springboards off the apro-CROSS CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! F5 INTO THE RING POST!!! MacNamara collapses to the ground, and Cross rolls back into the ring. The referee is already at an 8 count. Darby does the best he can to get up and roll himself into the ring at 9.99!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JESUS FUCK!!! HOW DID DARBY GET UP FROM THAT???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Darby MacNamara got thrown into the ring post in brutal fashion, but still found the strength to get up!

K.T. ANDERSON: Those MacNamaras are either tough as hell or dumb as hell, but I can’t tell which.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Absolutely just toughness through and through!!!

Cross dominates Darby for a minute. Just stiff shots, keeping the Were-Racoon grounded, and preventing him from getting any momentum. Call it innovation or desperation, but Darby has to find a way to get away from Cross and a well-placed thumb to the eye does just the trick. Cross grabs at his face as MacNamara gets to his feet and superkicks Enforcer right in the knee to knock him down. Darby slaps some energy into himself, hits the ropes, and goes for a SUNSET FLI-CROSS STAYS ON HIS FEET!!! Cross grabs Darby by the head and deadlifts him all the way up into a JACKHAMMER… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DARBY KICKS OUT!!! Cross can’t believe it, so he hooks the head and rolls back into another Vertical Suplex hold. Enforcer walks around the ring talking about how he’s going to kill this “Were-CareBear” right now, as he goes for another JACKHA-DARBY COUNTERS INTO A STUNNER!!! Cross does a flip from the recoil as Darby uses the energy of the crowd to get to his feet. MacNamara stands in the corner, waiting for Cross to get up, as he screams “SCARLET FOR YA MA”!!! Darby runs for the RUNNING FLIP DD-CROSS WITH THE BACK BODY DRO-DARBY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! THE WAXING MOON TO THE BACK OF ENFORCER’S HEAD!!! DARBY FOLLOWS UP WITH DIRTBIRD!!! 1… 2… 3NO!!! CROSS BARELY KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A SEQUENCE!!! DARBY MACNAMARA NEARLY BECAME CHAMPION THERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HE NEARLY HAD A SHINY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THAT’S ALSO A TESTAMENT TO HOW TOUGH ANTHONY CROSS IS AS A CHAMPION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MOB BOSSES AND RACOONS DON’T FUCK AROUND HERE IN NVR!!!

Darby lights Cross up with kicks, and every time it looks like Enforcer is going to get to his feet, Darby hits a springboard move to knock him back down. Enforcer is clearly getting frustrated by Darby and tries to just overpower Macnamara, with heavy strikes. Darby tries to escape the onslaught by climbing up the turnbuckles, but Cross transitions into powerbomb hold! He turns around as Darby tries to punch his way out of the hold and throws MacNamara with a BUCKLE BOMB!!! Darby bounces so hard off the turnbuckles, THAT HE DOES A BARREL ROLL INTO A SUNSET DESTROYER!!! DARBY GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1… 2… ENFORCER KICKS OUT YET AGAIN!!! Darby shakes his head as he goes to the closest corner and hits an IMPLODING 450!! AGAIN WITH THE COVER… 1… 2… NO!!! Darby can’t believe it but has to keep going. He waits for Cross to get to knee before locking in The Forsaken IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! He places body scissors on Cross to prevent him from getting up and wrenches the arm all the way back, threatening to break it almost immediately. Cross uses his veteran experience to try and stack DMac up, but Darby does a neck bridge to prevent a possible pin attempt. Cross now tries to get to his feet, but Darb wrenches the arm back, making Enforcer fall back off his feet. Cross tries to throw his legs out frantically trying to reach the ropes, but he’s not even close. One last time, Cross muscles himself to his feet, but Darby refuses to release The Forsaken. Cross uses his free hand to hook over Darby MacNamara AND DRILLS HIM WITH A MODIFIED DEATH PENALTY!!! CROSS WITH THE COVER!!! 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL THE NVR SAN FRANCISCO OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPION… “ENFORCER” ANTHONY CROSS!!!

The kimura from Darby seems to have lasting damage, because, despite the victory, Enforcer is still grabbing at his arm and trying to get feeling back into it. He is given his title, but he gets no time to celebrate his record-setting title defense as the musical stylings of Melanie Martinez begin to play. Dani Davies comes out and yells that, at No Masters, that title is hers!!! Cross raises his title and tells Dani that he’s going to do the same thing to her as he did before and there’s nothing she can do about it.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Darby MacNamara is such an entertaining wrestler, but the stage is now set, “The Giant Slayer” Dani Davies vs “Enforcer” Anthony Cross next month!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: By the time these stupid tapings come out, it’ll probably be last month when that show happens...

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE

NVR WRESTLING
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
IZZY VAN DOREN (C)
vs
DONA ROTTEN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO IZZY!!!
SPIT!!! DONA!!! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO IZZY!!!
SPIT!!! DONA!!! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO IZZY!!!
SPIT!!! DONA!!! SPIT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to mid-ring. The Toxic Knockout finally lets her eyes pan across the ringside area, before spitting a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the match's start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

Izzy comes out of the curtain bumping to her music. She rips open her vest, throws her head back, and poses at the top of the ramp. She smiles and smirks with the fans chanting "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy". Upon reaching the threshold wear the ramp meets the ring mat, Izzy bites her lip, winks to the camera, and slides into the ring. She pops up to her feet and heads to the hard cam side of the ring. She slides her torso in between the top and middle rope. She smiles and throws her arms open forming the horns with her hands. Izzy's eyes widen and her smile looks a little more crazed. She pulls back and looks on at her opponent eager to get down.

The bell rings, as Dona and Izzy go into a handshake. Dona fakes a walk away and pulls Izzy back in for a big belly-to-belly. Dona starts hitting Izzy with stiff punches, but Izzy wiggles out from beneath her! Dona stalks Izzy, as IVD tries to get to her feet, and goes for a running forea- MONKEY FLIP!!! Dona crashes into the turnbuckles, as Izzy quickly kips up to her feet. Izzy goes for a shotgun dropkick, BUT NOBODY IS HOME!!! Rotten slides beneath the bottom rope, before spinning around and pulling Izzy underneath the bottom rope with her! The challenger drills some hard shots into the face of the champion and then whips her into a ring post so hard she does a flip onto the floor. Dona hypes up the crowd, before pulling Izzy up by her hai- STIFF ELBOW TO THE NOSE!! Izzy grabs Dona and throws her into the barricade. Dona leans back on the barricade as Izzy charges her, looking for one of those Mean Mark Callous leaping clotheslines, BUT DONA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! IZZY DIVES INTO THE FIRST ROW!!! Dona bends over to take a breath as she turns around and sees IZZY VAN DOREN CROWD SURFING!!! The fans caught Izzy and are floating her around! FUCK COVID!!! They bring her right back into the front row, setting her onto two chairs in front of Dona… BEFORE IZZY LEAPFROGS OVER THE BARRICADE AND ONTO DONA!!! She throws Dona into the ring and quickly slides in for the cover… 1… 2… DONA KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS MATCH IS JUST FULL OF SURPRISES!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I gotta admit, the fucking swagger Izzy Van Doren carries in NVR is NEARLY untouchable...

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Both women are doing everything they can do to keep the other on their toes because they know themselves just so well!

K.T. ANDERSON: “Bitches Be Cray” is a wrestling style here in NVR, and though I love it… it’s probably also why we lost Tapp...

Izzy and Dona hit a bit of a stalemate. Every time one gets the advantage, the other scouts it and reverses everything. If Izzy goes for a superkick, Dona goes low to sweep the legs and starts to elbow Izzy. If Dona goes for a bicycle knee, Izzy blocks it, hits a double leg takedown, and goes for a Boston Crab. Neither woman can amount enough offense to get a pinfall, nor do they allow the other to get close. Izzy tries for something different, as she hits a jumping uppercut from a kneeling position. She throws Dona into the corner and places her up on the top rope. Izzy climbs up with her and goes for an AVALANCHE SPANISH FL- THEY BOTH LAND ON THEIR FEET!!! Dona and Izzy start trading shots like two rabid raccoons fighting over a pizza box. They start with elbows to the side of each other’s temples until they break hold of each other. They then devolve into wild chops and punches that go flying everywhere, landing anywhere possible. At the climax of their brawl, they both hit the ropes and connect with DUELING HEADBUTTS!!! The crack is sickening as Izzy and Dona FALL ONTO EACH OTHER!! THEY ARE IN PIN POSITION AND THE REF HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO DOUBLE COUNT… 1&1… 2&2… DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JESUS FUCK PEOPLE!!! CTE IS A REAL THING!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Double headbutt nearly ends the match in a draw!

K.T. ANDERSON: I bet their brains look like fucking ground beef or some shit.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That’s why you gotta love the artistic wrestling styles of Dona Rotten and Izzy Van Doren!!!

Dona starts to come to first, and just instantly goes into a rear-naked choke!!! They’re in the middle of the ring and Izzy is putting up no fight. Jeff the Ref goes for an arm-drop count, but right before the third, Izzy does a back roll INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!! 1… 2… DONA KICKS OUT!!! Izzy goes to the middle rope and leaps off with a STAGE DI- DONA ISN’T HOME!!! Rotten crawls to the same corner and goes to the top as she hits TOXICOSIS!!! Dona pins Izzy for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! IZZY MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! Dona slaps her own face, before getting behind IVD and begins to bounce on the bottom rope. Izzy begins to kneel as Dona lines Izzy up for the CHAINSAW KI- SOMEHOW IZZY DUCKS IT!!! Dona slides on her knees for a second before popping up to her feet, as Izzy hits a sickening dropkick to the side of Rotten’s knee. Dona goes down and is kneeling as Izzy brings her leg up AXE KICK!!! She goes to follow with the ELBOW SMA- DONA SPITS VENOMOUS MI- IZZY BLOCKS THE MIST BY SHIELDING HER FACE!!! VENOMOUS ELBOW SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DONA!!! The Venom Mist that coats Izzy’s arms get rubbed in Dona’s eyes. Dona grabs her face as she screams, but IVD hooks her head and drills her with ADIOS AMIGOS!!! Izzy covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPION… IZZY VAN DOREN!!

Izzy gets on her knees and is handed back her title. Izzy hugs it tight and kisses it before quickly raising it for the whole crowd to see and admire. The crowd does a “That was awesome” chant to honor the two women, as Izzy continues to stomp around the ring. Dona rises to her feet and hugs her old protege. The crowd pops for the feel-good moment as Dona raises Izzy’s hand and calls her a “GOAT”. Rotten claps for Izzy on her way out of the ring, as Izzy soaks in the adulation for another defense.

K.T. ANDERSON: I know we don’t count that other guy, but Izzy is the first one to EARN the triple-crown!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: And that’s why she’s one of our top wrestlers, champions, and everything else she can be for this company.

[NVR Staff]

SEPTEMBER 30th, 2021

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
LASH DONOHUE (C)
vs
NAOKI OJIMA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

N-V-R!!!
N-V-R!!!
N-V-R!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

Trumpets blast throughout the arena as TANK by the Seatbelts play. The arena fills with cheers as Naoki Ojima makes his way out. Sporting a Maximum Japan jacket, the rookie waves to the crowd as he quickly makes his way to the ring. Rolling inside Naoki stands in the middle of the ring and raises his right hand in the air as green and white streamers fill the ring. Stepping back Naoki takes his jacket off and tosses it outside.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

The arena plunges into darkness apart from a shimmering red strobe on the stage which moves in tune to the beat, there is a sudden explosion of fiery pyro, and Lash gets a warm reaction as he leaps out from the backstage area at the same time. Lash Donohue strides down the ramp confidently, his arms stretched out, slapping the hands which reach out to him. The fans get a lot more enthusiastic as Lash leaps up onto the barricade and shows off his agility. Lash reaches the end of the barricade wall and looks around, giving a somewhat cocky smirk as several flashbulbs go off while he leaps from the Wall to the ring apron, strikes his trademark pose, and 'skins the cat'. Lash Donohue ascends to the top rope and gestures for the crowd to get louder before jumping down and awaiting his opponent.

The match starts with the two men shaking hands in the center of the ring. Naoki and Lash tie-up, and though he hasn’t been in a ring in nearly a year, Naoki almost seamlessly takes control. Ojima switches positions from a side wristlock to a side headlock into a front-facing headlock. This leaves Donohue disoriented from the constant changes in positioning, and this opens him up for some knees to the face from Ojima. Lash is able to lift Naoki up for a back body drop, but Naoki lands on his feet. Ojima hits the ropes and goes for a running dropkick that sends Lash tumbling to the apron. Lash tries to get to his feet as Naoki leaps onto the turnbuckles for a triangle dropkick, but Lash drops down to the floor. Ojima lands on the apron now and Lash pulls his feet out from underneath him! Donohue goes into the ring, hits the ropes, and flies over the top rope with a Fosbury Flop! Lash pushes Noaki back into the ring, and stands on the bottom rope as he waits for Naoki to get to his feet… LASH POINT!!! The flying snapmare lands and Lash finally has momentum. He hooks Naoki up for the Bury-Go-Round, but Ojima pops Lash up onto his shoulders. NAOKI WITH A GO2SLEE-NO!!! LASH SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK!!! He shoves Naoki into the ropes, goes for a back body drop, Ojima leapfrogs Donohue, tiger feint through the ropes for a big DISCUS CLOTHESLI-NO!!! LASH BOOTS OJIMA IN THE GUT!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!! LASH COVERS… 1… 2… NAOKI GETS THE ARM UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON NAOKI!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I thought you hated the boy scout types?

K.T. ANDERSON: Yea, but I hate Lash more...

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Fair enough! It does look like Naoki has minimal ring rust, but right now it is our World Champion on top!

Naoki finds a small opening in Lash’s strikes to counter and start to rally. Lash’s guerilla-style of combat does prove to be an issue for the technical strike, but a well-placed hip toss is exactly what he needs. Lash pops back up to his feet and Ojima drills him with a series of forearms. Naoki drives him into the corner and obliterates the World Champion with strikes, before placing him on the top turnbuckle. Naoki begins to drill even more shots on and Donohue has no other defense except one big SHOVE OFF THE TOP RO-NAOKI LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! He springs back up with a giant leap, pulls Lash up in a hammerlock, and hits a Spanish fly off the top rope into a kneeling hammerlock!!! The crowd erupts as he has Lash stuck in the middle of the ring!!! He has nowhere to go as Ojima puts torque on the wrist and tries to become World Champion in his NVR Debut! Lash begins to dramatically and desperately throw his legs so he can get closer to the ropes. Lash is about to tap, but he bites his hand and throws his leg one last time and it barely makes it under the ropes! Naoki can’t believe it as he breaks the hold and gets to his feet. Lash grasps the ropes to climb to his feet and he screams at Naoki as they charge! They begin drilling each other with stiff kicks. Lash gets the momentum with a big pump kick that staggers the challenger. Donohue rebounds off the ropes and goes for a big cross bo-POWERSLAM!!! NAOKI CAUGHT HIM!!! Ojima pops up and hits a SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!!! NAOKI COVERS!!! 1… 2… KICK OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NAOKI NEARLY HAD THE CHAMPION!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON OJIMA!!! ACT LIKE YOU CAME FROM REO’S BALLS, DAMMIT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LASH DONOHUE IS GETTING PUSHED TO HIS LIMITS HERE TONIGHT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: PUSH HIM PAST HIS LIMITS!!! WHERE’S MY LASH IS TRASH CHANT WHEN I NEED IT!!!

Both men are exhausted beyond belief as they stand on their feet. They throw punches at each other, but even when they land they don’t hold much weight. Out of desperation Lash hits a jumping enziguri, and Naoki goes down in a heap. Donohue crawls to the corner and gingerly climbs to the top rope. Lash points at Naoki and leaps off the top rope with his sister’s SUICYCLO-NO!!! NAOKI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Naoki pops to his feet and hits a Northern lights suplex into a SUPLEX TOSS!!! HE COVERS LASH!!! 1… 2… LASH GETS AN ARM UP!!! Naoki desperately pulls the champion up and whips Donohue into the corner. Ojima hits the opposite corner, trying to get momentum for a big STINGER SPLA-NO!!! LASH DONOHUE EVADES!!! Lash now hits the opposing corner himself looking for 3-9 KNEES!!! LASH COVERS… 1… 2… ANOTHER KICK OUT!!! Lash and Naoki kneel in the center of the ring, they have no energy left, but they have to keep fighting. Slap after slap, they try to kick start the energy in each other. Lash gets a few good strikes in, but Naoki finds the strength to grab both of Donohue’s arms. Lash tries to wriggle out, but Naoki hits TA-NO!!! LASH POPS UP FOR A TAKEDOWN!!! Donohue transitions into a double underhook and goes for BURY-GO-ROUND!!! He covers Ojima for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL YOUR NVR WORLD CHAMPION… LASH DONOHUE!!!

Lash sits up, barely conscious, but still trying to enjoy the moment. He pats Naoki on the chest as a good job, as Ojima exits the ring for possible medical attention. Lash stands up, only to fall back into the ropes, and Jeff the Ref helps him gets to the center of the ring as he raises the champ’s hands and gives him his ti- TWO MEN JUMP LASH!!! Nobody knows who these two are until they stomp on the World Championship and spit on Lash.

K.T. ANDERSON: OH FUCK YEA!!! THOSE ARE TWO OF TAPP’S STUDENTS!! IT’S FREDDIE FUCKING FLORENTINO AND DONNIE PROWER HERE TO STOMP LASH INTO OBLIVION!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Okay, but why are they attacking Lash??? They have no issue with him!

Freddie motions for a microphone, and gets one, as Donnie continues to stand on Donohue’s throat.

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR REAL NVR WORLD CHAMPION SENDS HIS REGARDS!!!

Donnie grabs the mic from his buddy

DONNIE PROWER: AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, WE ARE HERE!!!

Donnie throws the Microphone at Lash and begins to attack Lash again, when suddenly “Deal with the Devil” by Pop Evil plays. Julianna DiMaria runs down to the ring and the Wristlock Academy makes their exit. Julianna reluctantly helps Lash back to his feet, and the two stand tall as they shout at Freddie and Donnie, but the two upstarts just flip them off and escape through the fans.

[NVR Staff]