Post by CHISELTOOTH on Jan 17, 2022 2:47:26 GMT -5
HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME - Paco
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - Been here
TWITTER HANDLE - @chiseltoothhobo
WRESTLER INFO
NAME - Chiseltooth
ALIAS - "Smiley", "Ol' Onionpocket"
PICBASE - Rufus Hannah of Bumfights
AGE - He doesn't remember.
HOMETOWN - A Cardboard Box Near You
HEIGHT - 5'10"
WEIGHT - 180 lbs.
WRESTLING STYLE - Bar Brawl Style with a few moves thrown in that he picked up on accident.
ALIGNMENT (Face or Heel) - Heel
BIOGRAPHY - He's a bum. End of story.
ENTRANCE MUSIC - "Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION - "Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip hits as the cameras begin searching the arena for "Ol' Onionpocket". Finally a commotion in the crowd catches the camera's eye as the fans part way for Chiseltooth himself. He is stumbling towards the ring, yelling and snorting towards the crowd. He grabs random cups of beer from the crowd and chugs them to the disgust of the fans. He finally makes his way to the guardrail as he pushes a chair over to crawl over the rail and fall to the floor. He stands to his feet, barely, as he looks around before grabbing one last beer and hauling ass to the ring before he gets hit. He slides in sloppily before standing to his feet and taking a chug from the beer. He then lays the rest of the beer in the corner before waiting in the corner for his opponent.
WRESTLING INFO
FINISHING MOVES
1. Trash Compactor (Modified Wheelbarrow Driver aka Chemical Imbalance II. This is his favorite finisher as it’s easy for him to do.)
2. Chuck a Dummy (Backflip Knee Drop aka Kneecolepsy. Chiseltooth barely backflips, but it usually is good enough for the win. Can be done on the ropes and off of the top rope.)
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Dumpster Dive (He gets on the top rope and usually falls off and lands on the opponent like a lifeless garbage bag being tossed in the dumpster. It's never intentional, but it works sometimes.)
2. Beyond Geeked (Dudley Dog aka Acid Drop)
3. Beer Bash (A bottle of beer shattered over the opponents head.)
4. Fork (Chiseltooth keeps a dirty ass fork tucked in his underwear that he loves to pull out and stab people with. He uses this very often.)
5. Absinthe trip (He chugs a flask of absinthe and sprays it in the opponent's face. They begin hallucinating from his “special blend”.)
REGULAR MOVES
1. Vomit (Chiseltooth can gag himself and puke. It’s foul as fuck,but works.)
2. Dropdown Trip (He doesn't actually dropdown from wrestling skill, he just kind of falls over and it sometimes trips the opponent.)
3. Hobo Fury (Every once in a while Chiseltooth gets enough energy, whether it be from some sort of accidental momentum or drug fueled rage, to go sort of berserk on opponents. He'll punch, kick, bite, scratch, and claw effectively.)
4. Dropkick (He kind of jumps in the air and kicks the opponent in the face, but he lands on his back and it usually hurts him more than the dropkick hurt his opponent. I guess it's technically a dropkick though.)
5. Biting (He’ll rip chunks of flesh off with his jagged ass teeth.)
6. Wild Punches (He's been fighting for food with other hobos so he can brawl.)
7. Drop Toe Hold (He can actually do this! I know, SURPRISING! He does this on an open chair a lot or onto the ropes.)
8. Flying Lou Thesz Press (A very sloppy leaping lou thesz press. He follows it up with a barrage of punches or a bite to the face.)
9. Low Blow (He'll usually distract the ref before doing this.)
10. Bell Ringer (Claps the ears of the opponent to deafen them and cause confusion.)
11. White Russian Leg Sweep (Chiseltooth is a fan of the Sandman. He does this with a kendo stick when he can.)
12. Park Bench Nap (A sleeperhold with Chiseltooth jumping onto their back to wrap his legs around for more leverage.)
13. Irritable Bowel Syndrome (Sternum headbutt aka running falling headbutt to the gut)
14. Early Bird Gets the Worm (He gets the opponent in a camel clutch position but instead of locking in a hold he’ll reach in their mouth and grab their tongue and try to rip it out.)
15. Morning Wood (Bronco Buster)
16. Crawling Headbutts (Junkyard Dog Style Crawling Headbutts)
17. Poisoned Frankensteiner (He doesn't do this out of skill. He kind of accidentally did this once and now uses it when he can. He gets on their shoulders and then kind of falls back and the weight causes the opponent to spike themselves. He almost dies everytime he does this.)
18. Gas rag (He siphons gas out of a car in the parking lot and pours it onto a rag. He’ll then stick it over opponents mouths to try and make them pass out. He will also huff it himself to get high.)
19. Flying Crossbody (It’s ugly. He kinda just throws his whole body at you and it kinda looks like a crossbody. Uses it off of the top rope and off of the Aron mostly.)
20. Headbutt (Usually knocks himself stupid with this one. Nobody wins with a headbutt.)
21. Beer Spit (Sometimes he'll chug beer and spit it back in the opponent's face. Rare since he loves free beer and doesn't want to waste it.)
ACCOLADES
Hasn't starved to death yet? Also won CONFLICT PRO's Rumble Crown somehow.
NAME - Paco
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT NVR WRESTLING? - Been here
TWITTER HANDLE - @chiseltoothhobo
WRESTLER INFO
NAME - Chiseltooth
ALIAS - "Smiley", "Ol' Onionpocket"
PICBASE - Rufus Hannah of Bumfights
AGE - He doesn't remember.
HOMETOWN - A Cardboard Box Near You
HEIGHT - 5'10"
WEIGHT - 180 lbs.
WRESTLING STYLE - Bar Brawl Style with a few moves thrown in that he picked up on accident.
ALIGNMENT (Face or Heel) - Heel
BIOGRAPHY - He's a bum. End of story.
ENTRANCE MUSIC - "Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION - "Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip hits as the cameras begin searching the arena for "Ol' Onionpocket". Finally a commotion in the crowd catches the camera's eye as the fans part way for Chiseltooth himself. He is stumbling towards the ring, yelling and snorting towards the crowd. He grabs random cups of beer from the crowd and chugs them to the disgust of the fans. He finally makes his way to the guardrail as he pushes a chair over to crawl over the rail and fall to the floor. He stands to his feet, barely, as he looks around before grabbing one last beer and hauling ass to the ring before he gets hit. He slides in sloppily before standing to his feet and taking a chug from the beer. He then lays the rest of the beer in the corner before waiting in the corner for his opponent.
WRESTLING INFO
FINISHING MOVES
1. Trash Compactor (Modified Wheelbarrow Driver aka Chemical Imbalance II. This is his favorite finisher as it’s easy for him to do.)
2. Chuck a Dummy (Backflip Knee Drop aka Kneecolepsy. Chiseltooth barely backflips, but it usually is good enough for the win. Can be done on the ropes and off of the top rope.)
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Dumpster Dive (He gets on the top rope and usually falls off and lands on the opponent like a lifeless garbage bag being tossed in the dumpster. It's never intentional, but it works sometimes.)
2. Beyond Geeked (Dudley Dog aka Acid Drop)
3. Beer Bash (A bottle of beer shattered over the opponents head.)
4. Fork (Chiseltooth keeps a dirty ass fork tucked in his underwear that he loves to pull out and stab people with. He uses this very often.)
5. Absinthe trip (He chugs a flask of absinthe and sprays it in the opponent's face. They begin hallucinating from his “special blend”.)
REGULAR MOVES
1. Vomit (Chiseltooth can gag himself and puke. It’s foul as fuck,but works.)
2. Dropdown Trip (He doesn't actually dropdown from wrestling skill, he just kind of falls over and it sometimes trips the opponent.)
3. Hobo Fury (Every once in a while Chiseltooth gets enough energy, whether it be from some sort of accidental momentum or drug fueled rage, to go sort of berserk on opponents. He'll punch, kick, bite, scratch, and claw effectively.)
4. Dropkick (He kind of jumps in the air and kicks the opponent in the face, but he lands on his back and it usually hurts him more than the dropkick hurt his opponent. I guess it's technically a dropkick though.)
5. Biting (He’ll rip chunks of flesh off with his jagged ass teeth.)
6. Wild Punches (He's been fighting for food with other hobos so he can brawl.)
7. Drop Toe Hold (He can actually do this! I know, SURPRISING! He does this on an open chair a lot or onto the ropes.)
8. Flying Lou Thesz Press (A very sloppy leaping lou thesz press. He follows it up with a barrage of punches or a bite to the face.)
9. Low Blow (He'll usually distract the ref before doing this.)
10. Bell Ringer (Claps the ears of the opponent to deafen them and cause confusion.)
11. White Russian Leg Sweep (Chiseltooth is a fan of the Sandman. He does this with a kendo stick when he can.)
12. Park Bench Nap (A sleeperhold with Chiseltooth jumping onto their back to wrap his legs around for more leverage.)
13. Irritable Bowel Syndrome (Sternum headbutt aka running falling headbutt to the gut)
14. Early Bird Gets the Worm (He gets the opponent in a camel clutch position but instead of locking in a hold he’ll reach in their mouth and grab their tongue and try to rip it out.)
15. Morning Wood (Bronco Buster)
16. Crawling Headbutts (Junkyard Dog Style Crawling Headbutts)
17. Poisoned Frankensteiner (He doesn't do this out of skill. He kind of accidentally did this once and now uses it when he can. He gets on their shoulders and then kind of falls back and the weight causes the opponent to spike themselves. He almost dies everytime he does this.)
18. Gas rag (He siphons gas out of a car in the parking lot and pours it onto a rag. He’ll then stick it over opponents mouths to try and make them pass out. He will also huff it himself to get high.)
19. Flying Crossbody (It’s ugly. He kinda just throws his whole body at you and it kinda looks like a crossbody. Uses it off of the top rope and off of the Aron mostly.)
20. Headbutt (Usually knocks himself stupid with this one. Nobody wins with a headbutt.)
21. Beer Spit (Sometimes he'll chug beer and spit it back in the opponent's face. Rare since he loves free beer and doesn't want to waste it.)
ACCOLADES
Hasn't starved to death yet? Also won CONFLICT PRO's Rumble Crown somehow.
