ACID GRAP - 04/28/2022

[NVR Staff]

APRIL 28th, 2022
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

IN RING...
A very excited Studio Merlot comes to life as the show opens to the NVR World Champion Julianna DiMaria already standing in the ring. She does have her title over her shoulder and she definitely has plenty to think about. She doesn’t seem nervous at all, despite the magnitude of the match at hand. This being said, she takes a few moments to gather herself and wait for the fans to calm down before she begins to express her thoughts.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "I’ve been in NVR for a damn long time. I’d say I’m coming up on what? Three years? I’ve done it all, I’ve seen it all. I’ve been the Women’s Champion. I’ve been the World Champion. I’m the reason why Tapp more or less is nonexistent around here now… which hey… I guess I’ll take that as a badge of honor, right? But then you have a match like this with a winner taking it all in a match. Most world champions in my situation? Yeah, they’d be nervous. I get it. The magnitude of a match like this is insane. But then again, most world champions AREN’T me! I’m not the same vapid, basic bitch that first arrived here in NVR and I bet even you know that, Izzy. You’re probably going to be the toughest challenge I’ve had to date, especially when you consider the significance and the magnitude of what we’re about to do. But if you think that you’re going to catch me on a bad night or that you’re going to catch me at a nervous time?"

"FORGET IT!"

The crowd pops for the confidence and enthusiasm in Julianna's voice. They get so loud she has to pause, but as soon as they quiet down she starts up again.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "Because I’ve BEEN in a winner takes all match before with Tapp. Remember?"

She pauses to let everyone remember what happened back in January at NVR 50th.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "That was a “winner takes all” match in a sense. Many people didn’t think that I was going to be able to beat him and yet, that’s precisely what I did. Many people even wrote me off against Mimi Smith considering that she was my own personal kryptonite for what seemed like a fucking eternity. Most people wrote me off against Lash before I faced him because they were holding my propensity for never taking that final step and always falling short in the end. But when my back was against the wall, all I’ve DONE is defend this title. I’m the reigning wrestler of the damn year for a reason, Izzy. I’m not writing you off or anything, but the question that I’ve got to ask you is…"

Julianna smirks

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "What the hell took you so long?"

Another big pop as the crowd is just loving the confidence of The Scourge of NVR.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "You had the world title before for like five minutes before you were blatantly screwed over and this was about two years ago when this happened and it’s only until NOW when you get a shot at the world title again? I get it. You’ve been Women’s Champion forever and you’ve done some great things with that title. I’ll even say that you’ve been a better Women’s Champion than even I was! And while Dona Rotten and Brea Lombardi aren’t bad title defenses, all in all, you’re NOT defending against them! You’re defending your title against me while challenging for mine. You’re out of your comfort zone going up against me. For as great as Dona and Brea are, they’re not Lash, they’re not Tapp, they’re not even Mimi. For as long as I’ve held this title, I’ve stepped my game up and turned away every single challenger that’s been put in front of me."

"Are you really ready for a match like this?"

"Did defending your title against the same women over and over gives you enough preparation for tonight?"

The crowd "ooos" at the shade thrown at Julianna's opponent.

JULIANNA DIMARIA: "Or are you still shaken by what happened to you with the world title two years ago? What if there’s this lingering doubt in your mind that tells you that you don’t deserve to be a world champion because of that? Are you really going to be able to shake that off? I’m not so sure you can. Win or lose, you get the chance to prove me wrong, but if you’re still hanging onto that whole five-minute title reign, if you’re still stuck in 2020, if you’re still stuck in whatever heartbreak, anger, and so forth from that moment, you’ve already lost this match before the bell even rang."

"I speak from experience. It wasn’t until I faced Lash and won this title in the first place that I was completely over all the bad memories from my career. I had to even move past what happened to my first world title reign and how it was all a big joke to give a final moment of glory to a piece of garbage that didn’t deserve it in the first place. But I did. I moved past my demons. Can you? I guess we’re about to find out, won’t we?"

Julianna drops the mic as her music hits. The crowd begins to cheer for her as she walks out of the ring. The NVR World Champion pauses to look around at the crowd, still incredibly confident in herself before heading to the back.

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
RETRIEVE THE CONTRACT
LADDER MATCH
NO HOMIE
vs
CHISELTOOTH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR OPENING MATCH, AND IT IS A LADDER MATCH!!! THE MATCH WILL END WHEN ONE OF THE TWO WRESTLERS RETRIEVES THE CONTRACT HANGING ABOVE THE RING!!!

NO HOMIE!!!
CHIS-EL-TOOTH!!!
NO HOMIE!!!
CHIS-EL-TOOTH!!!
NO HOMIE!!!
CHIS-EL-TOOTH!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

“You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC hits and the lights flash red and blue, signaling the arrival of everybody’s favorite hobo! The music builds up progressively, every chord that plays generating excitement and as the drums smash, out comes No Homie in his signature Australian lucha mask and street blanket for a cape, beating his chest like King Kong and screaming “MAAAAAAAAAATE!!!” at the top of his lungs. The crowd of course responds with passion, as The Roofless One nods back at them in acknowledgment and removes the blanket from around his shoulders, throwing it to the crowd and marching to the ring in defiance. The homeless Australian was in the building... and he was drinking Hobo Juice.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

"Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip hits as the cameras begin searching the arena for "Ol' Onionpocket". However, he never comes out. They play it again, and again, no Chiseltooth. One last time, the music plays, and out comes… SQUIGGLY??? Squiggly the Clown, dressed up as Chiseltooth. He’s holding a microphone as he looks out to the crowd with a demented smile pon his face.

SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN: HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Squiggly waves around at everyone in attendance!

SQUIGGLETOOTH: My name is SQUIGGLETOOTH!!! I am the long-lost cousin of Chiseltooth!!! Chisy, I call him Chisy, told me his refrigerator box got picked up by the trash people this morning, with him in it…

The crowd boos in solidarity with Chiseltooth losing his home and getting taken away.

SQUIGGLETOOTH: But he called me, and he said Squiggly…tooth… WIN THAT CONTRACT FOR ME!!! EARN THAT SHOT AND PROVE OUR CLAN DESERVES OUR SPOT!!!

“Squiggletooth” wipes a fake tear from his eye.

SQUIGGLETOOTH: AND SO HERE I AM!!! I'M GONNA WIN IT FOR YOU COUSIN CHISY AND NO OTHER REASON WHATSOEVER!!!

He signals for Chiseltooth’s entrance to play and "Crack My Spine Like A Whip" By The Tragically Hip hits again. “Squiggletooth” is stumbling towards the barricade and flops over it. Once he gets back up he starts yelling and snorting at the crowd. He grabs random cups of beer from the crowd and chugs them to the disgust of the fans. He finally makes his way back to the guardrail as he pushes a chair over to crawl over the rail and fall to the floor. He stands to his feet, barely, as he looks around before grabbing one last beer and hauling ass to the ring before he gets hit. He slides in sloppily before standing to his feet and taking a chug from the beer. He then lays the rest of the beer in the corner before waiting in the corner for his opponent.

No Homie has no idea what to make of the match change, being the newest victim of that dreaded “Card Subject to Change”. Squiggletooth uses this to his advantage as he rushes No Homie and shoves him into the corner. The Six and a Half Foot Clown Hobo starts to attack his opponent with huge shots. He walks around the ring, giggling and pointing at the contract hanging above them, before going in for a huge SPLA-BIG BOOT!!! No Homie connects with a boot that staggers Squiggletooth. Follow up with a big middle rope bulldog, and you’ve got yourself a match now. Squiggletooth is looking to land some heavy strikes, but No Homie is too fast to allow such a thing. Squiggletooth goes for a spinning right hand, trying to catch No Homie as he comes off the ropes, but No Homie throws himself into the Hobo Clown with a Torpedo Headbutt! Squiggle stumbles into the ropes and No Homie hits a Cactus Clothesline! No Homie is feeling the momentum as he gets up, but he doesn’t see Squiggle grab a flask that is shaped like a rubber chicken and drinks the contents. As No Homie comes back to his opponent, he gets a face full of absinthe? I don’t know, it’s green and it burns and No Homie does not seem to be enjoying the ride. Squiggletooth and No Homie start to act weird, definitely related to the funky green hobo juice, and they start to fight… the air? This match is wild, okay. Squiggletooth gets super angry though, and starts to hit No Homie with HOBO FURY!!! Punches and kicks and bites that rock The Roofless One, and Squiggle finally brings out the first ladder of this match. He leans it on the barricade, and lifts him up for the FRIDGE BOX BREAK-NO!!! No Homie fights his way out of getting flipped onto the ladder, and transitions into IT CAME FROM AUSTRALIA ONTO THE LADDER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: SQUIGGLY GET’S HOISTED BY HIS OWN PETARD!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NO HOMIE IS TRULY ROOFLESS!!!

No Homie is able to bring a new ladder into the ring and set it up in the center of the ring. However, that’s as far as he got before Squiggletooth brings the dented ladder he was just slammed into. Squiggletooth battering rams No Homie before he could start climbing. He starts to smash No Homie into the mat with the ladder. When No Homie stops moving, Squiggly takes the bent ladder, opens it, and places No Homie’s head into it. He then topples over the standing ladder and uses it for a LAD-DER-TO!!! The crowd cringes as No Homie’s head is crushed, and Squiggletooth giggles. The Demented Clown Hobo rolls No Homie out of the ring and throws the destroyed ladder at him before trying to set up his ladder. Squiggletooth struggles to set up the ladder just right and takes a long time to get to where he can stumble up the ladder and starts to reach for the Contract. So much time had passed that, suddenly, a ladder appears next to Squiggletooth! No Homie is set up behind Squiggletooth and starts to grab at Squiggle’s leg. He pulls one and then the other, and Squiggletooth is holding onto his own ladder for dear life. No Homie grabs Squiggletooth around the waist now, pulling him off his ladder in a wheelbarrow hold, before hitting a BOXCAR DRIVER OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! Both men are on the mat as the crowd goes crazy. After a long time of the Homeless Hooligans laying dead on the mat, No Homie slowly gets up and grabs one of the ladders. No Homie takes his ladder and sets it inside the standing ladder to stabilize it. He climbs up to the top with no Squiggletooth in sight. He starts to climb up, using the stabilizing ladder to get halfway up the ladder from the start. He gets to the top and reaches for the Contract when Squiggletooth rolls into the ring. Squiggle smacks No Homie on the back to stop him from winning, climbs up, and starts to brawl with No Homie. An eye poke by Squiggle tooth is blocked by No Homie. He goes to bell-clap Squiggletooth, but Squiggle blocks that back. They slappy fight each other until Squiggly grabs No Homie by the nipples. He then takes a beer bottle out of his apron and SMACKS NO HOMIE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT… AND NO HOMIE FALLS ONTO THE OTHER LADDER!!! Squiggletooth laughs hysterically as he GRABS THE CONTRACT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... SQUIGGLETOOTH!!!

Squiggletooth continues to laugh hysterically as he kisses his contract. He then pulls a microphone out of his apron, which has apparently been in there the entire time. He looks out to the crowd as he starts to sit on the apron.

SQUIGGLETOOTH: TEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… I HAVE DECEIVED YOU ALL!!!

Squiggletooth again laughs out loud, looking at everyone like he was about to make some big revelation.

SQUIGGLETOOTH: I AM NOT CHISELTOOTH’S COUSIN, SQUIGGLETOOTH… I AM SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN!!!

A very sarcastic gasp of shock is uttered through the crowd as Squiggletooth Squiggly the Clown basks in his deception.

SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN: YES, TEEHEEHEE, I HAVE FOOLED YOU ALL!!! AND NOW, WITH THIS CONTRACT, I AM BACK FULL TIME!!! TEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

The crowd is mixed in their reaction as Squiggly waves his new contract around and climbs down to celebrate some more.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Were we not supposed to know that he was Squiggle-

K.T. ANDERSON: SQUIGGLY THE MAD GENIUS STRIKES AGAIN!!! HE FOOLED US ALL BECAUSE HE WAS 100 STEPS AHEAD OF ALL OF US!!!

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross is sitting in a chair in his locker room with a focused look on his face as he stares at the locker room floor.

ANTHONY CROSS: Two former NVR champions are stepping into the ring tonight. Two people who each held their respective championships over seven months each. Now we stand before the wrestling world and soon will be standing in front of each other attempting to ascend back into championship contention on our way back to the top of NVR.

Anthony looks up with a devilish look on his face.

ANTHONY CROSS: What makes you think I am just going to lay down and let you steamroll me, Dona? You should know that isn’t going to happen. Hopefully, you have enough sense to know that isn’t going to happen. Just like I know you won’t allow me to steamroll over you. Which is why I have been able to last a quarter-century in this business. But there is a reason why I haven’t faded into oblivion after losing to Dani last year after I elevated the San Francisco Openweight Championship so Caleb Jackson had no choice but to turn that championship into the Golden Weight Championship. Caleb knows in his heart of hearts that nobody, no matter how great they are, would ever be able to follow my championship reign. That is exactly what I want to do with the NVR World Heavyweight Championship. I won’t be able to elevate the World Championship by curtain jerking and losing those matches. Dona, you are merely a means to an end. It is just that simple because I won’t be denied getting what I want anymore.

Anthony stands up and walks away.

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
DONA ROTTEN
vs
ANTHONY CROSS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to mid-ring. The Toxic Knockout finally lets her eyes pan across the ringside area, before spitting a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the match's start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entranceway. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs onto the ring apron, looks out at the crowd, and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.

This bout starts with Anthony confidently grappling Dona to the ground. The standing mat slam that followed showed how strong Cross was, yet he didn't let Dona get back up without any 'help' as Enforcer grabs Dona in a gutwrench! Anthony kept that lock in tight as he walks around the ring to showboat. Cross lands not one, but two suplexes before releasing and throwing Rotten across the ring on a final third one! Dona rolls to the apron and pulls herself up to her feet. Cross charges at her, but she yanks down the ring ropes and Anthony falls outside! Enforcer attempts to sweep Dona at the ankles only for Dona to leap up and avoid it. A quick stomp by Rotten on Anthony's forearm backs Cross and she hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! Dona explodes with adrenaline as she lands a flurry of strikes before trying to send Anthony back in. Anthony blocks it with a knee, then whips Rotten into the ringside steps! Jeff the Ref checks on Dona hasn't sustained an injury, but Anthony just shoves him and slides Dona back inside. Dona was semi-faking the injury, lands a sickening kick to the ribs that stops Cross in his tracks. Dona goes for another, but Enforcer catches the next kick and spins Don- DRAGON WHIP KI-NO!!! Anthony ducks it! Anthony hangs Dona on the ropes by her feet… STUNNER!!! Dona pops upholding her chin as he picks her up for a SIDEWALK SLAM!!! Cross floats over for a 1… 2… DONA KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: ENFORCER IS SUCH A FUCKING BEAST!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Anthony Cross with a wicked sequence of moves, nearly walking away with the win here!

Cross is keeping his dominant hold on the match as we get about midway through. However, when he hits the well too many times on a series of slams and Dona CATCHES HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!!! Rotten lands on her feet to a big pop. Cross stirs, but she takes him back down with a knee drop! He tries shoving her away, but Dona hits a SNAP DDT!!! She goes for the cover… 1… 2… ANTHONY LIVES TO FIGHT ON!!! Dona follows up with two running forearms to keep Anthony down. Pump fake for a third strike and Anthony puts both arms up to block, but Dona SPARTAN KICKS HIM!!! Anthony is seeing stars so Dona goes for ANOTHER SNAP D-NO!!! Anthony erupts like a monster with pushback and catches Dona with an SPEA-NO!!! DONA LEAPFROGS HIM! Anthony eats the ropes while Dona picks up speed and catches him with a MIDDLE ROPE BULLDOG!!! She plants him and goes to the top rope. She takes a minute to catch her breath as she stands up for TOXICOSI- ENFORCER LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE… SUPER BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! Cross used all his energy to stop Dona’s momentum, and both wrestlers are down in the center of the ring!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BOTH WRESTLERS ARE OUT COLD ON THE MAT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOLY SHIT!!!

Dona manages to regain control late into the match when dropkicking Anthony in the knee and letting him eat the middle turnbuckle. Dona clutched both arms for a double arm stretch only it's not intended to make Anthony tap. Dona uses it to step off Anthony's back, leap into the air and come down elbow first on the upper back; making Anthony eat the turnbuckle again. Dona backs up and readies her Punk-Plex (Release Half Nelson Suplex). The crowd anticipates it and Dona goes right for it! NO! Anthony powers out of it and lands a nasty open-handed chop on Dona's back. A belly-to-back suplex into the corner now sets Anthony up for his Death Penalty DDT! The crowd now expects Enforcer to finish this off! Anthony readies Dona for it but Dona manages to avoid the end. Shoving Anthony into the ropes now. SPEAR! Down goes Dona! Dona struggles to get back up to her feet when Anthony plants her neck first with a german suplex. The fans pop and call for another; Cross executes a second german suplex as per request. The fans want to see the hat trick but Dona holds the ropes. Two back elbows from Dona make it look like she's going to escape, but Cross retaliates by driving his shoulder into Dona's lower back. Cross does it again and puts everything into his third german to cause Dona to land face first. Anthony readies Dona for it but Dona manages to avoid the end. Shoving Anthony into the ropes now, Dona catches a big kick by the powerhouse in this match, mesmerizing the crowd. Dona uses the position to smack Anthony with well-placed strikes before a VENOMOUS MIST!!! Anthony is blinded and Dona swiftly lands her PUNK PLEX for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DONA ROTTEN!!!

Dona rolls out of the ring, excited that she was able to steal the win from Enforcer. She watches as Cross wipes the mist off his face and yells at the referee for allowing her to use blinding mist in a match. The Referee explains that it's legal here in NVR, but Cross is having none of it, as he takes his frustration on the ropes. Dona shouts something at Enforcer and he just snaps. He rolls out of the ring to chase her, but Rotten is gone before Anthony could even get his feet on the floor. Cross starts throwing stuff around at ringside to get his frustration out.

K.T. ANDERSON: HOW DOES THIS COMPANY CONTINUE TO ALLOW THIS MAN TO GET ROBBED THE WAY HE DOES??? THAT WAS BLATANT CHEATING!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Since when do you care about blatant cheating?

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
BRODY HOWITZER
vs
DIEGO MATIAS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

KING OF B-LIST!!!
MA-TI-AS!!!
KING OF B-LIST!!!
MA-TI-AS!!!
KING OF B-LIST!!!
MA-TI-AS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The tempo of "Journey to the Center of the Mind" would pick up gradually, as Brody makes his way to the top of the ramp and holds a kendo stick in the "This is my Boomstick!" pose, before pointing it at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring after some stagehand rolls out some red carpet for him to walk, as he enters the ring ready to make some art.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The colors of the Mexican flag are strobes all over the arena as put comes Diego. He is wearing a mask given to him by his trainer and he rips it off his head and acknowledges the crowd. His sister Daya leads the Latino Ace to the ring. Diego slides to the ring and shouts out to the man upstairs before he warms up for his opponent and acknowledges the crowd

Brody and Diego circle the ring once the bell rings. The near 50-year-old actor turned wrestler talks some trash as he shoves Diego away. Diego taunts him back, and Brody gets mad so he charges and eats a hurricanrana that sends him to the ropes. Early tiger-feint kick attempt, but Brody is able to scramble away. Diego slingshots himself into the ring and narrowly avoids a superkick from Brody. They two head into some strikes and Brody lands a palm strike to the throat that stops Diego in his tracks. He dropkicks Matias into the ropes, and chases after him with a psycho-out knee into the ropes followed by a NECK BREAKER!!! Brody goes to the corner and steps onto the middle turnbuckle and goes for an AXE-HANDLE ELBOW DR-NO!!! Diego gets a leg up that catches Howitzer in the face. This begins Matias’ comeback, as he hits a superkick, followed by an x-plex, and finished with a GOTCH-STYLE PILEDRI-NO!!! Brody counters it into an AIR RAID!!! Back to the corner, but this time he goes all the way up to the top for a CHINKILLA!!! He covers for the… 1… 2… DIEGO BARELY KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BRODY WITH A NEAR FALL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: YEA!!! KICK HIS ASS GRUNKLE DEATHMATCH!!!

Brody seems a bit more unhinged than usual, hitting a series of brutal elbows and headbutts on Diego. When Matias doesn’t bust open, Howitzer pulls him up and hits him with a SHEER DROP BACK SUPLEX!!! Borderline a backdrop driver with how he dropped Diego on his neck, and Brody flexes on Diego, calling him a few derogatory names. Howitzer pulls Diego back up to his feet and goes to hit the ropes, but Diego grabs him by his waistline and rolls him up for an O’CONNOR ROLL… 1… 2… BRODY KICKS DIEGO OFF OF HIM!!! Diego is sent into the ropes, but Diego leaps up for a big middle rope MOONSAULT!!! He catches Brody right as he gets up and he covers for a quick 2 count! Diego and Brody trade momentum for a moment, as Diego starts to build momentum with high-paced springboard moves, and Brody clips his wings as he did to an actual angel in “Angel’s Fall 2: Devil Rising” (1996). Howitzer tries ripping Diego’s arm off with a deep kneeling Fujiwara armbar that Wristlock Academy would be proud of. Matias gets his leg onto the ropes to break free and Brody goes to the outside. Howitzer stalks Matias and when he sees his moment he goes for a springboard BLOCK BUST-NOBODY IS HOME!!! Diego side-steps, grabs Brody by the head as he gets up, and hits TRES ENEMIGOS!!! The triple brainbusters plant Howitzer in the middle of the ring and Diego goes to the corner. He climbs up, does a little prayer to his mentor, and hits TRIBUTE TO THE KI-BRODY GET’S HIS KNEES UP… AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!! The referee counts… 1… 2… 3-NO!!! DIEGO KICKS OUT!!! Brody and Diego get to their feet at the same time and Brody hits WHISKEY TANGO FO-BACKSTABBER!!! Matias kips up and quickly locks in a MAGISTRAL CRADLE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… DIEGO MATIAS!!!

Diego raises his hand in victory as Brody looks up in shock. Matias had secured his first win since becoming Diego Matias again. It's such a heartfelt moment for Diego and the NVR faithful, or… it would have been. Brody quickly jumps Diego from behind and starts to ambush him. He throws Diego into the ring post before stomping Matias into the corner. Brody calls for a mic, before returning to Matias and looking at him with this bewildered look.

BRODY HOWITZER: THIS IS NOT HOW THIS ENDS!!! YOU DON'T GET TO JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME AND BECOME A HERO AND GET TO BEAT ME IN THIS RING LIKE THAT!!!

Brody spits on Diego.

BRODY HOWITZER: THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, DIEGO!!! I WOULD KNOW, I'M A REAL FUCKING ACTOR!!!

The crowd begins to boo Brody, but he isn’t done berating the downed Matias.

BRODY HOWITZER: I COULD TAKE A LOSS TO DANI, SHE’S A CHAMPION. I COULD TAKE A LOSS TO KAI, HE DOESN’T MATTER. BUT YOU? YOU ARE BENEATH ME, AND I’LL BE DAMNED IF I SIT IDLY BY AND LET YOU WALK AWAY WITH A VICTORY OVER ME!!!

Brody throws the Microphone at Diego and lunges at Matias again, but security pulls him off and drags him to the back.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BRODY HOWITZER HAS SNAPPED!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THE MAN IS A MOVIE-LEGEND!!! HE’S ALLOWED TO DO AS HE PLEASES!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
BREE SMITH
vs
DANA ALANS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

AU-SSIE-HE-MOTH!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!
AU-SSIE-HE-MOTH!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!
AU-SSIE-HE-MOTH!!!
BREE-HE-MOTH!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The intro to "Don't Stop" by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play as the studio lights go down and the spotlights point to the stage area. Within a few seconds, Bree Smith struts out from behind the correct and she does a few signature poses on the stage. As Luke Hemmings and the rest of 5SoS yell out the chorus, Bree kicks it into high gear, jogging down the ramp, hi-fiving as many fans as she can as she goes down to and around the ring. Once she's made it all the way around the ring once, she rolls into it and flexes. Everyone cheers for the Breehemoth as she backs into the corner.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

These two women stare each other down as the crowd begins to chant for them both. Dana is slightly taller, but Bree is slightly thicker, so you know they’re basically evenly matched. Dana puts a hand up, looking to initiate a test of strength, and Bree is right there with her looking to prove who’s tougher. It’s a complete stalemate, folks. These two hossettes can’t get the other to budge and they’re forced to break the hold. They start to trade shots now, still trying to make a dent in each other, but they stay even with each shot. They both hit the ropes and Dana goes for HELLISH REBU-COUNTER!!! Bree ducks the clothesline, shoots behind with a waistlock, and hits THE POWER OF BREE!!! The three german suplexes land, but DANA NO-SELL THEM!!! Bree looks shocked as Dana stands up almost instantly roars in her face. They start trading heavy shots again, and Dana drives Bree into the corner. She climbs up to do the classic 10 Punches to the face with fans counting along, but after 6, Bree grabs Dana by the thighs and hits a running sit-out powerbomb. Bree forgoes the pin attempt to go for her POWEBOOM COM-SPEAR BY DANA!!! Alans tries to go for a pin, but Bree is smart and goes to the corner. The two women stare at each other again, BEFORE EXPLODING INTO MORE HEAVY HANDED STRIKES!!! They beat each other until they’re both on their knees. Dana blocks one shot and then another, before putting both of her hands on Smith’s throat and lifting her for a DEATHBRINGER!!! Dana sits out, but before she can try for a pin, BREE SITS UP!!! Now it’s Dana shocked as Bree screams in her face. Bree stays straddled on Dana and they go back to punching each other in the face until they both collapse!!! Jeff the Ref realizes that both women are covered and he begins the double count… 1… 2… THEY BOTH KICK OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I LOVE IT WHEN TWO PEOPLE JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: That is certainly what they’re doing right now, K.T.!!! Both of these ladies could have a bright future in Union Grand Prix from how hard they’ve been hitting each other!!!

There are still no advantages given in this match as they continue to just land bomb after bomb on each other. Dana hits a Crash Landing and Bree hits her Dropdown Gutbuster, but they still no-sell each other. Bree hits an Electric Chair Driver and Dana hits The Vortex, but STILL, they no-sell each other. It’s really cool to see them just get right back up and hit signature after signature, but this depletes their energy super fast. Eventually, one of them has to slow down, and as of now, it’s Dana. Bree hits a ripcord headlock takedown into the DREADED NOOGIE!!! Dana fights her way free and Bree hits a bicycle kick to the chest that sends her into the ropes… BUT DANA COMES BACK WITH HELLISH REBUKE!!! Bree is laid out and now Dana is thinking she needs to do something drastic! Dana climbs sheepishly to the top rope, but before she can get up there AND get comfortable, Bree is right back to her feet and shoves Dana’s feet out from under her. Bree climbs up and the two begin to trade blows, but Alans is really hurting from getting posted, and this allows Smith to get the advantage. She hooks Dana’s head and they both get to their feet on the top rope for a SUPERPLEX!!! Both women go down in a thud, all of their energy leaving their bodies. The referee starts his count and nearly counts them both out on a knockout, but Dana and Bree get smart and roll out of the ring. They’re on opposite sides of the ring, but that doesn’t stop them. Their eyes finally meet, and it’s like they forgot they were exhausted. They charge at each other at full steam, drop their shoulders, AND NEITHER ONE BUDGES WHEN THEY COLLIDE!!! They don’t have the energy to knock the other over, so they just keep slamming their shoulders into each other. That inevitably turns into a collar-and-elbow tie-up when they get tired, but instead of throwing themselves back into the ring, they throw themselves OVER THE BARRICADE!!! Bree and Dana continue to brawl in the laps of the front row as the referee counts… 8… 9… 10!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THIS MATCH HAS ENDED IN A DOUBLE COUNT-OUT!!!

Dana and Bree don’t care, they’re going to prove that there is only room for one hoss in the women’s division. They throw chairs at each other and Dana throws one, just right at Bree, and Smith is stunned as she staggers into the aisleway. Dana stalks her into the path and charges at her for RIDE THE LIGHT-NO!!! BREE LAUNCHES DANA DOWN THE AISLE WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY!!! Dana bounces and slides down the aisle as she connects with the hard floor!

Bree takes this as a moral victory, as she gets the fans to help her up. She heads back towards the barricade when she hears something. She turns around, and with a gasp, she is SPEARED THROUGH THE BARRICADE BY DANA!!! Both women now are laid out in a heap of broken metal. The EMTs and Security rush in to help them, but as Dana and Bree come to, they begin to flail, thinking they’re still fighting.

K.T. ANDERSON: BIG MEATY WOMEN SLAPPING MEATS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THEY’VE NEARLY BEATEN EACH OTHER TO DEATH HERE!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
SIOBHAN MAHONEY
vs
BREA LOMBARDI

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
LEATHER REBEL!!!
LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
LEATHER REBEL!!!
LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
LEATHER REBEL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS

The opening line of Vicious by Halestorm plays as the lights all turn red. The first verse continues as a spotlight shines on the stage. The chorus hits and so does Siobhan Mahoney as she steps into her spotlight. She poses at the top of the stage, bending a knee and throwing an arm up so that people can ogle even more of her. She walks down to the ring with the spotlight following her and hears only cheers for herself despite there not being any. The Hot Mess walks up the steps and across the apron posing on the ropes while demanding the referee to open them for her. The referee reluctantly obliges and Siobhan skips to the center of the ring, before pointing to herself and letting everyone know she deserves greatness. The spotlight and her music stop, but Siobhan is still all about herself as she waits for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and posed on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbing up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

As soon as the bell rings, Mahoney goes high with a flying forearm. Brea drops to the floor, and a stern kick to the gut backs Brea into the corner. The Human Disaster uses the corner to repeatedly ram Brea's head into the turnbuckle until the referee forces her to back up. Brea tries to shake off the head trauma and runs into a knee to the mid-section. Siobhan goes right for MORRIGAN'S CUR-NO!!! Brea spins out of the neckbreaker and is able to land a spinning forearm to the back of the head. Mahoney turns around quickly, looking for a kick, but Brea catches the leg and then drives her elbow into the knee. Siobhan tries to limp away but Brea wastes no time in connecting with her RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!!! Siobhan is down now and Lombardi gets a quick 2 count pin! Mahoney rolls to the outside, trying to catch her breath, but rolls right back in when Brea follows her outside. Brea tries to get back in the ring, but Siobhan hits BLARNEY STONED as Brea comes through the ropes! She covers, but only gets a 2! Brea tries to get up, but Siobhan grapples with her. The Hot Mess mercilessly drives her knee into Brea's face, before planting her with a DDT. Siobhan taunts the crowd, before trying to put Brea away with her EIRE RAID!!! She covers the Leather Rebel for the 1… 2… NO!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: The way these two women have been brutalizing each other, you’d think they were lifetime rivals!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON SIOBHAN!!! KICK HER ASS SOME MORE!!!

Siobhan Mahoney keeps her momentum by repeatedly kicking Brea in the back while holding the ropes. The referee pulls Siobhan off Brea, but Siobhan still runs up and dropkicks Lombardi in the back to the outside. The Human Disaster leaps off and goes for a clothesli- NO! Brea reverses the aerial maneuver into an inverted atomic drop! Siobhan clutches her lower back while Brea gets some space. Brea leaps onto the top of the steel steps before crashing knee first into Siobhan's face for a HUGE POP!!! She rolls Siobhan back into the ring and goes for a SUPERKI-NO!!! Siobhan side steps and applies a headlock! Brea elbows her way out of the hold and sends Siobhan into the ropes. Brea goes for a dropkick as Siobhan comes off the rebound, but Mahoney holds onto the ropes instead. Before Brea can get fully up, Siobhan drives by with a knee-trembler. The Human Disaster throws Brea into the ropes and chokes her on the middle rope. Quick Victory Roll with a HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!! The ref counts… 1… 2… 3NO!!! BREA KICKS OUT STILL!!! Siobhan tries to send Brea shoulder first into the ring post, but Brea stops herself just in time!!! Siobhan attempts a single-knee face breaker when Brea blocks it and lifts Mahoney for a USHI GOROSHI!!! It's just the opening Brea needed as she catches her breath. Brea feeds off the crowd's cheers as she hits a Superkick to the knee, then a superkick to the mouth. She’s running on straight fumes as she goes up for MOSH ROOM ST-SIOBHAN EXITS THE RING!!! This doesn’t stop Brea though, as she shrugs and hits a STAGE DIVE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SIOBHAN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LOMBARDI RISKS IT ALL!!!

It takes a while for both women to get up and back in the ring, but they get it down before the 10 count! As they get to their feet in the ring, Siobhan lands a bicycle kick that drops Brea to a knee. Siobhan grabs Lombardi’s arm and quickly spins around for a CELTIC CROSS ARM-BREAKER!!! Mahoney doesn’t get all of it though, as Brea uses Siobhan’s to stack her up and get her hands together. She tries to pin Mahoney, but Siobhan lets go. A spinning wheel kick by Brea takes Siobhan down and a running dropkick keeps Siobhan down. Leather Rebel calls for the crowd to get lively because she's going for her TORNADO DDT OF SOULS!!! Siobhan gets spiked on her head as Brea looks all fired up as she covers for a 1… 2… KICKOUT!!! Lombardi slaps the ring as The Human Disaster tries to get up. Mahoney charges at Lombardi as she gets up, hoping to change the moment, but instead, she eats a drop toe hold. Leather Rebel gets up and hits the ropes, looking for a POWERSLIDE LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Siobhan is laid out as Brea heads up to the top rope. Watching as The Hot Mess gets up, The Metal Mulisha Mistress finds her moment and lands her MOSH ROOM STOMP!!! Quick cover for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... BREA LOMBARDI!!!

Brea's music starts to play in the arena, and she heads to several corners to celebrate the win. The crowd cheers as the referee raise Brea's arm. After Siobhan gets up, Brea offers her a handshake despite the matchup. Siobhan looks down at it and shakes her head no. The Human Disaster walks through the handshake rather than around Leather Rebel. Siobhan exits the ring quickly and makes a fast-paced walk backstage. Brea doesn't let it get to her; kick-starting the celebration again with two arms in the air.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: These two women took each other to their limits! Brea Lombardi, though, keeping her momentum going here with a huge win!

K.T. ANDERSON: SIOBHAN DESERVES MORE DAMMIT!!! GIVE HER ALL THE TITLES!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
#1 CONTENDERSHIP
SIX WAY MATCH
DAX LEVANDRIER vs KAREN WILLOW vs TJS
vs KIRA IZUMI vs RAPTOЯ vs MIMI SMITH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SIX-PERSON MATCH TO DETERMINE THE #1 CONTENDER TO THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The song plays for 15 seconds before Dax Levandrier steps through the curtains. He stands upon the stage and cranks his neck before bellowing out this almost primal yell.

“DEFY YOU, TO THE DEATH WE DESERVE”

He starts to hop back and forth on his feet until he starts stomping down the ramp. He doesn’t once look out to the crowd, his eyes laser-focused on the ring. Closing his eyes, he lets the screaming of his theme song fill his thoughts before opening his eyes and leaping onto the apron. He cleans his boots on the apron and steps through, walking toward the center of the ring. The hard cam zooms in on Dax as he madly stares through the lens, almost as if he’s peering through the souls of the audience watching at home.

The song runs through the chorus once more and Dax walks his way toward the nearest rope, climbing onto the second turnbuckle. He finally looks out to the crowd and steps his right foot on the top turnbuckle before he flexes his massive arms, yelling out once again like a madman. He then does a 180 and hops off, staring blankly yet again, zoned in for his bout.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: The next opponent...

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

“All The Thing She Said” by Poppy plays and the arena lights flicker between pink and darkness while thick smoke fills the stage. As the beat kicks in, Karen Willow steps through the curtain - illuminated by a single spotlight - as she surveys the fans with narrowed eyes. The corners of her mouth slowly curl upwards before Karen saunters down the ramp. As she gets to ringside, Karen climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring like a caged animal, never taking her eyes off the opponent as the music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Now introducing…

TJS appears on the screen. Each letter fades in and out before the other appears as the intro plays. The lights dim slightly aside for a trio of lights which, you guessed it, shine TJS onto the roof of the building or down onto the ring. TJS appears from behind the curtain with his back to the crowd but spins to stand facing them, legs wide apart, and embraces the crowd. Throwing out a t-shirt to one of the crowd members rampside earns him a pop before he starts to walk down the ramp. TJS raises a finger, then sings with the crowd the opening lyrics to his theme.

Begin the day

With a friendly voice

A companion, unobtrusive

Plays that song that's so elusive

And the magic music makes your morning mood

TJS grabs the ropes with the small instrumental break and spins to hook the top rope and face the ramp.

Off on your way

Hit the open road

There is magic at your fingers

For the spirit ever lingers

Undemanding contact

In your happy solitude

As that riff hits, TJS backflips into the ring and walks around the ring, the lights dimming down to an almost darkened state as the fans' screens light the arena with purple, pink, blue, and red bright screens. TJS then performs a running shooting star press and lands on his feet, pretending it was unseen but the house lights come back on bright just a second after he lands. TJS nods his head to the rest of the song. Even as it fades out, the loyal NVR fans sing it loud and proud with TJS conducting them with one hand.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent…

果てなき世界ならば この胸には証しを

同じ涙濡れたら 僕ら笑いあおう

Kira Izumi comes out from the back before he points at the ring and does a cutthroat motion. He makes his way down the ramp and walks around the ring, along the way slapping the hands of fans and talking to the crowd. He walks around to where the announce table is and climbs on top of it where he makes an "X" with his arms and riles up the crowd.

きおく きずな きぼうと重ねたら みらいいろ

ずっと僕らは描いてく

He makes his way into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle where he does another cutthroat motion, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes into the back of his head, all undertaker-like. He drops down and squares up to his opponents, finishing it off.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next

"Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin plays, as the lights change different colors of green, gold, and brown. The music changes into the first verse and out comes the 100 million-year-old rookie, RaptoЯ steps out from behind the curtain. He takes his first small step for Dino's and his one giant leap for Dino-kind! With that, he stomps out to the ring and raises his hands in self-hype as the fans cheer for him as well. One big step over the top rope, and he's in the center of the ring screaming "We're Back" before posing in the ring and letting his music die.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And finally…

The Game by Alyssa Reid begins to play in the arena and we see Mimi’s name flash on the screen. She darts out of the back in a pair of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for her. Mimi gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Mimi's NVR House” shirt before she walks down to the ring with her arms behind her back, skipping once she’s halfway down the ramp and ends with a perfect slide into the ring. Once she’s on her feet Mimi gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

The bell rings, and the ring becomes a mosh pit. You'd think the usual suspects would go after each other, but they really don't. Dax and RaptoЯ start to head for each other, but RaptoЯ gets chop blocked early by a VERY vengeful TJS and eats an early SHINY TEETH NO MORE BY MIMI!!! At the same time, Dax gets attacked from behind by Kira Izumi, who tries to lock in a rear-naked choke, setting up a WOLF CLAW BY KAREN!!! The 4 lighter weights focus on stomping the Super Heavyweights into the mat, but it isn't long until Dax and RaptoЯ explode with rage and empty the whole ring with a series of suplexes and biel tosses. Dax and RaptoЯ circle the ring a bit, hyping up the crowd, before turning to each other and START SLAPPING MEAT!!! The rivalry picks up where it left off a few months ago, with Dax and RaptoЯ trading shot after shot. They can't knock each other over, so they both hot the ropes at the same time and hit DOUBLE CROSS BODIES!!! Dax and RaptoЯ crash down to the floor in a heap, as Kira and Karen fight it out at ringside to see who will get to capitalize first. Izumi catches Willow with an Enziguri and throws her over the barricade. He rushes into the ring, trying to capitalize on one of the giants, but eats a DOUBLE SPARTAN KICK FROM MIMI AND TEDDY!!! RaptoЯ and Dax start to get to their feet, but Mimi and TJS start pulling out some Double Trouble moves. As Dax gets up, Teddy grabs him in a bear hug and Mimi hits the ropes to complete the CINNABAR CRISP!!! RaptoЯ tries to get the jump on them, but TJS pops him up for a SAFFRON SHATTER!!! With both giants downed again, Teddy covers RaptoЯ and Mimi covers Dax… 1… 2… DAX AND RAPTOЯ KICK OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT IDIOTS!!! WE CAN’T HAVE TWO WINNERS!!! THIS ISN’T 2019!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: This is why you can’t have any alliances in singles matches!

Teddy and Mimi bicker back and forth over the fact that they both went for the pin, but they’re instantly taken out by Kira and Karen. Kira hits a spinning back elbow to the back of Mimi’s head as Karen comes from behind and hits TJS with KABOOM!!! Teddy gets launched towards the corner, as Kira hits a DECAYED STATE OF MIND ON MIMI!!! Kira goes for the cover, but Karen quickly breaks it up at 2!!! Kira and Karen start to fight it out again, and Izumi quickly whips Karen through the ropes and out to the floor. Izumi starts to target Dax levandrier, but he looks at Kira and rolls out of the ring. It isn’t because he’s afraid of Kira, though. It’s because RaptoЯ is behind Kira and drops him with a lariat to the back of the head! RaptoЯ grabs Kira by the head and drags him to his feet. Quickly, RaptoЯ lifts the AWF Hall of Famer in a military press and YEETS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!! At ringside, Dax is fighting with Mimi. Mimi catches him with a PICK N MIX… INTO A GET OVER HERE!!! Levandrier is on a knee as Mimi starts to get the claps going for a MA PAYCHE- DAX POPS HER UP!!! Quick transition from a fireman’s carry into the LEVANDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!!! He turns around, and sees Karen running at him for a KARENCANTRA-NO!!! He catches her and goes for a POWERBO-KAREN ESCAPES!!! She screams “FUCK IT” and throws herself at DAX… AND SHE BOUNCES OFF OF HIM!!! He ALLOWS HER to try again, and again she just bounces off the Super Heavyweight. He gives her one more try, but this time she slides through his leg and hits a KAREN WILLOW’S WILD RIDE!!! The low blow lands and she hits him with PU’AR SAYS HI!!! Dax is down and Karen makes her way back into the ring. RaptoЯ and Teddy are fighting it back out, TJS still not forgiving RaptoЯ for stealing his R!ZE Championship back in October. Teddy reverses something RaptoЯ was going to do to him with S IS FOR STUNNER!!! He then shows his strength, by lifting the near 300lbs Dino up for the BLU RAY DRIVER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Teddy is really feeling it as he goes for the A-PEELING ELBO- Karen slides in and catches Teddy with the WOLF FANG FIST!!! Teddy is dropped as Karen now stalks RaptoЯ and goes for one more WOLF FANG FI- RAPTOЯ POPS HER UP… EXTINCTION!!! RaptoЯ covers for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! MIMI BREAKS IT UP WITH SOME HELLBOWS FOR GOOD MEASURE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THERE’S ACTION EVERYWHERE!!! IT’S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE CHAOS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: IT'S THE REASON WHY I LOVE THIS SPORT, WARHEAD!!!

Some time goes by, some near falls are attempted, Kira is still dead at ringside, and Dax is just biding his time outside for right now as TJS, Karen, RaptoЯ, and Mimi battle it out. Teddy has Karen trapped in the CROC LOCK when all of a sudden, two people sneak into the ring and begin to attack him! IT’S THE #RICHOEZ!!! Jamie-Lynn and Lyndsy-James Dople have started to target the former R!ZE Champion. RaptoЯ has Mimi in the corner and is chopping the hell out of her. Luckily, Smith ducks one chop and is able to deliver a CHA-CHIN STUNNER!!! RaptoЯ stumbles to the ropes and it looks like she might try to follow up, but she sees Teddy in trouble and stops everything. She goes to pull one of the Dople Twins off of TJS, but they both punch her in the face. Mimi is stunned, and this allows them to pull Teddy up and deliver PRETTIER IN PINK!!! Teddy is out, but they still throw him out of the ring, Mimi comes to and charges, but Jamie and Lyndsy drop the top rope and let Mimi go to the apron. Mimi catches herself, but this opens her up for HO-ETRY IN MOTION OFF THE APRON!!! The step-up hip attack knocks Mimi off the apron and onto TJS!!! Dax, RaptoЯ, and Karen quickly chase the #RicHoez out of the ring, but the damage is done to Teddy and Mimi. Dax and RaptoЯ quickly turn on Karen by hitting her with a double big boot as soon as the interfering team was gone, sending her rolling to the apron. Dax and RaptoЯ then turn back to each other and trade some strikes! RaptoЯ starts to drive The Leviathan into the ropes, but the MMA Star clocks RaptoЯ with an uppercut that nearly drops him! Dax looks at the ropes behind and smiles. He lifts RaptoЯ for a VERTICAL SUPLEX OVER THE TOP RO- WOLF FANG FIST BY KAREN WILLOW!!! Karen knocks Dax out, but he and RaptoЯ still go over the top rope!!! Karen quickly realizes there’s nobody in the ring with her, except she’s wrong. She turns around as The Dead Pretender stands behind her. She goes for a WOLF FANG FI-NO!!! IZUMI COUNTERS IT INTO AN EAT DA-FEET!!! Willow is stunned, and it’s the perfect time to deliver the KIRA DRIVER 91!!! He covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND THE NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP... KIRA IZUMI!!!
 
Kira seems a little shocked, but the disbelief quickly subsides as he gets to his feet. The referee raises his hand as Kira stands tall over the chaos around him. RaptoЯ and Dax have gotten back up and are brawling at ringside, so security has ruched down to break them apart. EMTs check on Mimi and TJS after the attack from the returning #RicHoez. Karen just sits feeling disappointed in herself.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A MATCH!!! The Dark Horse, Kira Izumi, getting his first shot at singles gold here in NVR!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: FORGET KIRA, THE #RICHOEZ ARE BACK!!!

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK:
Tonight is special apparently as Kira Brooks steps up, wearing a brand new set of that holographic shimmery gear she favors, this time in red and silver. She’s of course got her World Championship Opportunity Briefcase in hand, grip as firm and resolved as the expression on her lovely face. Her voice and tone are as sweet as the woman herself, but her words hold a note of determination that doesn’t waver for a second.

KIRA BROOKS: Where do I even begin here tonight? Here we are again, NVR faithful, me and you all. This isn’t an unfamiliar spot for me, from the moment I got this World Championship Opportunity Briefcase, I’ve had to defend it. Time and again, people have come for me to take this away from me. Claiming all sorts of things, but they all really boiled down to them thinking they’re somehow owed what’s mine. That surely, they’re going to be the ones to take this away from me, that they’re going to be not just the toughest opponent I’ve yet to face, but be the one to so easily put me down and waltz off with it, or bury me in their garden, bringing me a level of brutality I’d yet to face in my career before it.

Kira shrugs gracefully, her eyes roaming the area as she keeps an awareness about her, a focus that’s only grown sharper over time. She may seem relaxed, but she’s keyed up, and definitely ready.

KIRA BROOKS: It’s almost like none of them paid a single bit of attention to not only what I’ve said, but what I’ve done to defend and keep what’s mine. I am not anyone’s stepping stone, I am not just keeping this warm for someone else to take and cash in, and the more people say it? The more I’m willing to do, to prove them wrong and while I’m a good person? I have proven time and again I will not for one second hesitate to pull the trigger, and Shatter doesn’t discriminate.

Now, a tiny grin comes to her lips, because it’s true. Whereas at the start of her young career she’d been overly kind, compassionate even, now she struck true and saved those gentle emotions for before and after a match.

KIRA BROOKS: I meant what I said on Twitter about my opponent tonight. MYOJIN? Is no joke. MYOJIN’s gotten attention, earned all the accolades and flowers and I’m not going to stand up here and say it’s not true, that it’s less than earned. I’m not going to trash MYOJIN, because I don’t need to. I don’t need to run anybody down with words, understand me? I’m Nevada Brooks, and I can show you.

Humor lit her eyes, because while she’d grown into the aggression and ruthlessness of her family bloodline shared by father and sister for sure, she still hadn’t gotten up to their level of certain shenanigans, not yet. A nod then as she began her walk towards the ringside area, fingers getting almost white with the strength in which she gripped the handle of the briefcase.

KIRA BROOKS: I belong here. I belong in NVR, and I will be World Champion. MYOJIN? I look forward to this match, I truly do. But just like I told Bree, I need this. It’s mine, and I’m going to keep it until the second I cash it in. Please understand, it’s not personal unless you need to make it that way after, and if so… I welcome that challenge. But this? Is mine.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE
KIRA BROOKS (*)
vs
MYOJIN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!!!

LET’S GO KIRA!!!
MY-O-JIN!!!
LET’S GO KIRA!!!
MY-O-JIN!!!
LET’S GO KIRA!!!
MY-O-JIN!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Are you ready?

The lights dim down while the catchy, fast-paced rock of RAINBOWS by A9 echoes as a spotlight suddenly appears on a figure on the ramp, with their back turned, and begins kneeling. Once the beat finally kicks in, MYOJIN explodes with energy- wearing a masquerade-style mask over their eyes, and turns around with a confident smile on their face, raising their arms to soak in the positive reaction from everyone around.

With their blonde locks hanging over their face. They then whip their head back, flipping their hair out of their face before excitedly running down the ring before performing a cartwheel and a jump, landing on their feet near ringside!

They climb up to the apron, grab a hold of the top rope, and slingshot themselves into the ring. MYOJIN performs a somersault roll, landing on their side with a hand on his hip. The other, taking off his mask to reveal his piercing blue eye contacts. They toss it aside nonchalantly before climbing up the top turnbuckle, tilting their head upward as if they’re looking toward the sky- while the lights mimic stars above. They backflip off, back onto their feet while taking off their flamboyant coat and moving to their corner. The lights go back to normal as they check their wrist tape. Their charismatic smile fades to a more focused expression as they pace back and forth, ready for action.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

As En Route To Mayhem by Apocalyptica plays, the music rolls out over the room, from the back emerges Kira Brooks, determination in her steps as she moves down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses at the ring steps to look out over the fans in attendance and she throws her hands up in a signal for them, a big smile on her pretty face. She pauses to wipe her boots on the apron before ducking between the ropes, lingering a bit before moving on into the ring, her expression focused and eager as she waits for the match to begin.

The match starts with a warm welcome to Myojin, as Kira lets the Star Kid enjoy their moment. It isn’t long though before this match is underway. They start to feel each other out, but Myojin goes straight for the leg, looking to put Kira away early with the Orion, but Kira scouts it and drops on top of Myojin to stuff the roll attempt. She smiles at Myo as they both get up, appreciating their enthusiasm, before going for a pump fake Shatter, just letting them know she can hit one of her finishes from out of nowhere too. They both chuckle at this, before going into a tie-up. Classic chain grappling here, as Myo continues to try and target the legs of Kira. Myo nearly loses their head though, as a takedown attempt was met with a stiff punt kick that caught them just right. Kira tries to capitalize on this by landing some heavy strikes, but Myo is able to roll free and get back to their feet. They start to trade strikes now, and Myo is hitting some big kicks to the leg of Kira. Myojin establishes these low kicks so that when Kira finally goes to check one of them, they can deliver a QUESTION MARK KICK!!! Brooks goes down and Myojin follows up with RAINBOW STAR PRE-KNEES UP BY KIRA!!! Myojin grabs at their ribs, and quickly becomes the victim of a HAIR PULL SNAPMARE!!! Myo is planted, but Kira isn’t done as she follows up with a vicious HURRICANRANA DRIVER!!! She covers Myo for the… 1… 2… MYO KICKS OUT!!! Kira takes a moment, and decides she will go for SHATT-HER LEG BUCKLES!!! Kira with a tragic misstep and Myo capitalizes with a CHOSHINSEI GATAME!!! THE CALF SLICER IS IN AND KIRA HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! Kira looks like she might tap, but she starts to crawl instead. Myojin wrenches back harder, but KIRA GRABS THE ROPES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: MYOJIN IS REALLY SHOWING OUT IN THIS DEBUT HERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NEVADA BROOKS NEEDS TO WATCH OUT, OR SHE’S GONNA HAVE WASTED ALL THESE DEFENSES FOR NOTHING BY LOSING THE DAN BRIEFCASE TO A NEWBIE!!!

Myojin hits the ropes, looking for a flying triangle, but before they can even get off the mat, Kira has them stopped with a vicious superkick. Kira quickly grabs Myojin’s legs and locks them into an INDIAN DEATHLOCK!!! Myo scrambles, as they are stuck in the middle of the ring!!! Myojin is barely able to drag themselves over to the ropes and force the break. Kira allows Myo to have all the time they need to get up, as The Star Kid smiles. They say that Kira has a pretty good Deathlock but then say “Watch this” and sweeps Brooks’ legs from beneath her. Nearly as fast as Kira locked in her Indian Deathlock, Myojin locks in the inverted deathlock… VOGUE 1!!! The added crossface really makes the move devastating, but Kira tries to fight out. Myo almost loses their grip, so they quickly transition into VOGUE 2!!! Now with the Chickenwing applied with the IID, Kira really looks in trouble. She tries to wiggle free, but she just can’t. Realizing they need to kick it up just one more notch, Myo transitions into VOGUE 3!!! The Cobra Clutch IID is locked in and Kira looks like she might be going night-night real soon. All these submissions though have made Myo tired, and Kira is able to get her free hand into the cobra clutch and break herself free. She crawls away from Myo to get into the corner, but Myojin doesn’t give her the same luxury to stand up on their own the way Kira did. Myojin charges for a Meteora, but Vada Brooks lifts Myojin up and drills them with SNAKE EYES!!! The Bama Brooks classic hits Myojin perfectly, as they stumble out to the center of the ring for Kira to hit the ropes for a BICYCLE KI-MYO EVADES!!! Kira turns around frantically and eats LOVE, FROM OSAKA!!! Myojin drags Kira to the corner, before going to the top rope and leaping off with FALLING FROM HEA-NOBODY IS HOME!!! Kira rolled out of the way just in time and delivers SHATTER TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! She stacks Myojin up for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE HOLDER… KIRA BROOKS!!!

Kira grabs at her leg, as Myojin really did a number on her throughout the match. Steph the Ref helps her up and raises her hand before handing Kira back her briefcase with that title shot. Myojin looks a bit bummed, but Kira is quick to walk up to and hug them. Myo accepts the hug, and they raise each other’s hands in respect. The fans quickly chant “Please Comeback” for Myo, before chanting Kira’s name to celebrate the winner.

K.T. ANDERSON: Kira is learning real quick that it’s going to cost her a leg to find the right time to cash in that briefcase, and if not… someone else might take it and cash it in for her!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Leave the girl alone, she has until October to cash it in. She’ll be fine!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE THREAT
TAG TEAM MATCH
WORLD'S MOST CHADDEST TAG TEAM (C)
(JESSICA ANDERSON & NATALIE KASSIDY)
vs
STRONGHOLD
(DONNIE PROWER & FREDDIE FLORENTINO)
vs
INDY DARLINGS
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

INDY DARLINGS!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
NAT AND JESS!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
INDY DARLINGS!!!
NAT AND JESS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The opening of Perfect strangers begins to play as two spotlights shine on the stage, showing two silhouettes in each. The two walk toward each other, right when the song bursts to light, and bright gold and white lights flash around the arena as they kiss. The lights reveal the Indy Darlings, Rivers King & Isabelle Valentine, as they continue to embrace each other and look at the camera. Rivers spins his girl out, so that she's standing by his side, and they walk down to the ring. They don't let the fans touch them, but they pretend the fans are talking about them as they head towards the ring. Rivers lips Isabelle onto the apron, where she kicks one long leg out onto his shoulder. They pose at ringside before Belle spins into the ring, and Rivers follows her. In the center of the ring, Rivers stands over Isabelle, as they pose one last time before their music starts.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponents…

The intro to Jaden Smith's smash hit "Icon" reverberates through the speakers as the crowd comes alive. The voice of Freddie Florentino can be heard over the first 10 seconds of the intro:

FREDDIE FLORENTINO: "GRAB YA TAG ROPE AND COUNT TO FUCK! STRONGHOLD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSE… CABRÓNS!"

The fans chant along with him. Once the song kicks in and the first "whoa" hits, Donnie Prower, with a STRONGHOLD flag in hand, and Freddie Florentino burst out from behind the curtain with Jaden Smith's flow guiding them out.

"What you call an icon livin'?

Start a record label, MSFTS just did it (Woo)

Nylon cover, five minutes, whoa

We up too hot in the business (Woo)"

Freddie is vibing to the track, pumping his fist for every whoa and woo, while Donnie is already talkin' that shit to the front row, letting them know that they're about to sit in on an exhibition. Both men make their way down to the ring, turning their attention to the match at hand as they scale the turnbuckles. Freddie hunches over, lowering his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose and running his mouth as Donnie does the same while holding the STRONGHOLD flag open for all to see. They hop in the ring and begin to warm up with each other as they await the start of the match.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Finally, the champions…

"I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson and Natalie Kassidy emerge from the curtain. They stand with their feet roughly at shoulders width apart and raise their right index fingers into the air. At the top of her lungs, Jessica screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Natalie are. Natalie nods, and barks that nobody could stand up to them.

After a moment of yelling at the fans, the women begin to make their way down the ramp. They start walking with a skip in their step and a scowl on their faces. They look around the venue disapprovingly, still talking about how they’re better than everyone else. Jessica quickly leaps up onto the ring apron, before straddling the middle rope. Natalie rolls into the ring, poses behind Jess, and they both wink at the camera. Nat gives Jess’ backside a slight spank, and then Jessica pulls the rest of her form into the ring. From here, they both back into their corner ready for the match to start.

This is one of those triple threat tags where three people start, so we have Rivers, Freddie, and Jessica starting. The three of them trade off some strikes, but as Jessica goes to hit a roundhouse on Rivers, Freddie drops down for a single-leg takedown. Freddie tries to lock something in on Jessica after a few stiff elbows, but here come Rivers with a big deadlifts german suplex! Rivers and Freddie start to battle it out now, as Jess waits for her moment. Finally, she finds an opening, and Jessica hits a superkick on Rivers and then on Freddie! Both men happen to stay on their feet, so she superkicks them again. Still not going down, Jess hits the ropes, looking for a split dropkick, BUT FREDDIE AND RIVERS HIT A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!!! Anderson goes down as King and Florentino stumble to their corners and tag in their partners. As Donnie comes in, Natalie makes a comment to Donnie and he charges at her, but Natalie jumps off the apron. Prower decides to turn around and does so just in time to avoid a spear from Belle… THAT TURNS INTO A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO NATALIE!!! Donnie laughs, but here comes Jessica Anderson hitting a SPRINGBOARD DDT. She goes to tag in Natalie, but instead, she finds Isabelle Valentine in her corner! Belle hits a big forearm that staggers Jessica. Belle climbs up and hits a DIVING METEORA!!! Jessica is down, but Belle can only get a 2 count as Donnie stops her. Belle kips up and goes to chop Donnie, but he catches her with a RUSSIAN TIE SNAP!!! Belle tries to keep herself on her feet long enough to get to her corner and tags Rivers back in. Donnie goes to stop Rivers from getting in, but Belle hits a mule kick to the knee that stops him. Rivers whips Donnie into the ropes as The Indy Darlings hit CODE VALENTINA!!! Rivers covers Donnie for the… 1… 2… JESSICA AND NAT PULL RIVERS OUT OF THE RING!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHY DO THESE THREE TEAMS INSIST ON TEARING ME APART???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE CHAMPS ARE PLAYING GOOD DEFENSE HERE!!!

World’s Chaddest Tag Team taking control, Indy Darlings and STRONGHOLD struggle to topple the quick tags of the tag champions. It’s basically Jessica AND Natalie vs Belle and Donnie right now. WCTT set Donnie up for a big double team, as Natalie throws him into the turnbuckles with a german suplex and Jessica hits MONEY MAKERS!!! Natalie goes for the cover, but doesn’t get a chance as BELLE HITS JESSICA WITH HEARTBREAKER!!! Anderson is taken out of the ring as Natalie and Belle start to trade strikes. Nat Kassidy shoves Belle and goes for a SUPER NAT PU- FLATLINER!!! Belle catches Natalie with a well-timed counter. Belle drags Natalie over to tag Rivers in. What they don’t see is Donnie going for a tag as they set up for their WICKED EMBRACE!!! As Rivers hits the Chaos Theory Suplex, HERE COME FREDDIE WITH A SUPER FLOWY HOT TAG SEQUENCE!!! A knee to Belle, an elbow to Jess, a punt kick to Nat, and for Rivers? A RIVERSIDE RIDE!!! He’s not done there, as quickly locks in FLOWMISSION!!! Rivers is fighting, but he can’t get out. Luckily, Natalie catches Freddie with a BIG NAT BOOT!!! He drops Rivers, and now Freddie and Natalie trade some strikes. She catches him with a big jumping knee that makes Freddie stumbles to his corner. However, Rivers is back up and charges at Natalie. She is able to redirect him and whip him AT BELLE-NO! Rivers catches himself, but NATALIE DROPKICKS RIVERS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Rivers headbutt his wife and Belle Valentine falls to the floor. She then throws him out of the ring, but steps into an ENZIGURI FROM FREDDIE!!! He quickly lifts her for a BUCKLE BOMB INTO STRONGHOLD’S CORNER!!! He tags Donnie in, and Donnie hits a running dropkick to Jessica Anderson, before hitting another on Rivers trying to get back into the ring, and finally running back into their corner to climb to the top rope. Freddie sets Nat up in a half-nelson pumphandle hold, as Donnie leaps off for COUNT TO FUCK!!! Donnie covers Nat as Freddie plays defense for the… 1… 2… THE REST OF THE WRESTLERS ALL DIVE THROUGH TO BREAK THE PIN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THESE TEAMS ARE REALLY SHOWING OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: STRONGHOLD ALMOST WALKED AWAY AS 2X CHAMPS THERE!!!

With WCTT taken out, for the time being, Rivers and Donnie have a very technical exchange. A few technical pin attempts, a few slams and suplexes, and of course a wrist lock or two are executed. Rivers catches Donnie in an O’Connor Roll… WITH A BRIDGE!!! The referee counts… 1… 2… DONNIE KICKS OUT AND COUNTERS IT INTO A REAR CHOKE!!! Rivers scrambles for a moment, but he’s able to roll back into ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT… 1… 2… DONNIE KICKS OUT!!! Prower tries to get up, but eats a LARIAT!!! Rivers quickly tags Isabelle, and they set up for SKY NE- JESSICA ANDERSON CATCHES BELLE WITH A SPRINGBOARD CUTTER… AND DONNIE HITS A POISONRANA ON RIVERS!!! Prower quickly rolls Rivers out of the ring as the Jeff the Ref pulls Jess out since she’s not the legal wrestler. Donnie screams “FREDDIE, GET THE TAG ROPE”, before tagging Freddie in as he hits Isabelle with a LEG HOOK BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!!! Natalie Kassidy hops onto the apron to get back into the match, but Donnie quickly slides beneath the bottom rope and through her legs to trip her up and knock her back to the ground. Freddie lifts Belle up for the RIVERSIDE RI- HERE COMES RIVERS!!! He rushes up for an INDY SUPERKI- FREDDIE TOSSES BELLE AT RIVERS!!! Donnie has WCTT distracted, Belle and Rivers are laying on top of each other, and Freddie sees a moment to get a little crazy. He goes to the top rope, grabs the tag rope for good luck, and goes for a SWANT-WAIT!!! From out of nowhere and before Freddie could jump, SQUIGGLY COMES UP AND SPITS GIGGLE JUICE IN FREDDIE’S EYES!!! Squiggly then shoves Florentino off the top turnbuckle ONTO THE INDY DARLINGS!!! Squiggly bails, giggling up a storm as he escapes. Donnie watches his boy get attacked, and this opens him up to eat DOUBLE SUPERKICKS FROM WCTT!!! Jessica and Natalie then slide into the ring and hit DOUBLE HIP ATTACKS ON RIVERS!!! They throw him out of the ring, and this sets up WCTT to hit #GLOWING ON BELLE!!! Natalie and Jess both cover Belle for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… JESSICA ANDERSON AND NATALIE KASSIDY… WORLD’S CHADDEST TAG TEAM!!!

Natalie and Jessica quickly grab their titles and run away with the belts high in the air. Donnie pulls Freddie out of the ring and is trying to help him get the mist residue off his face. Rivers and Belle are still laying in the ring after getting squished, double squished, and targeted. The crowd doesn’t know which team to boo or if they should feel bad about the Squiggly interference, or anything else, but they’re certainly loud and disapproving of the ending of this match.

K.T. ANDERSON: I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION AND I HATE IT!!! WHY DO MY FAVS ALL HATE EACH OTHER???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: What an absolutely chaotic Tag Titles match! Our Tag scene is certainly never boring!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DARBY MACNAMARA (C)
vs
KAI URIGAWA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A SINGLES MATCH FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

“Not Once, Not Ever, No Way”

"I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"

The music kicks through the PA as Kai steps through the curtain. He’s all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket and puts it in. The switch is flipped and Kai steps down the aisle quickly to the ring.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: "Coming down the aisle: From Jacksonville, FL; he weighs in 177 lbs, Kai URIGAAAAWAAAAA!!!"

Kai hops up onto the apron hard cam side, looks over his shoulder at his opponent, and enters the ring. Urigawa takes off his vest and falls into the corner, doing some last-minute stretching.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

The upbeat, fast-paced tunes of Machine Gun Kelly’s pop-punk “Kiss Kiss” starts to play and Darby comes out from backstage with his usual carefree energy. Pausing he’ll glance around to study the crowd and then begin to make his way quickly. On his way to the ring he’ll try and barter and trade with fans along the ramp, looking to exchange any of the knick-knacks he might have picked up backstage (or who the hell knows where else). Sometimes he might be successful. Others he might come up empty. But eventually, he’ll turn his attention back to the task at hand, ascend the steel ring steps and then up the nearby turnbuckle post, flipping off the top turnbuckle and into the ring where he’ll find his way to his corner and (most likely) try and pickpocket the referee’s wallet on his way there.

Two of NVR’s stand-outs face off for the WorkHorse title of this brand, as Darby MacNamara and Kai Urigawa start to circle the ring. Darby tries to be his usual goofy self, by doing a bunch of pump-fake tests of strengths. However that all ends when Kai hits a spin kick on The Champion that sends him careening into the ropes. Urigawa closes in on MacNamara with a series of strikes, and Darby quickly goes from Quirky Were-Raccoon to a Man raised by Wolves. Darby and Kai trade some stiff strikes, smashing each other right in the jaw with dueling forearms strikes. Kai shoots behind Darby for a back suplex, but Darby rolls backward, lands on his feet, and dropkicks him through the ropes. MacNamara charges at the corner for a TRIANGLE MOONSAULT!!! He lands on Kai and goes the throw the challenger back in the ring, but Kai reverses and whips Darby into the ring post. He quickly rolls Darby back into the ring, but D-Mac uses this as a chance to catch Kai for a SURPRISE SMALL PACKAGE!!! Stiff 2 count there as Kai kicks out. Darby hits a knee to the ribs before setting up for DIRT BI-BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! Kai is able to counter the Asai DDT into the spin put bomb… INTO A SINGLE-LEG BOSTON CRAB!!! Before it's fully cinched in, Darby is able to crawl to the ropes! He tries to get to his feet, but Kai comes running with a BICYCLE KNE-NO!!! Schoolboy by Darby to get Kai away from the ropes, before hitting a Listo Kick! Kai is dazed on one knee and Darby goes for WAXING MO-KAI DUCKS IT… DRAGON SUPLEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! Kai bridges for the… 1… 2… DARBY KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THESE GUYS ARE JUST SO FAST PACED!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MMA COULD NEVER BE THIS ENTERTAINING!!!

The R!ZE Champion tries to gain momentum with some high flying, but Kai does a good job of being Anti-Air. The Demon of Jacksonville starts to target the legs of Darby. At one point, Darby goes to leap onto the ropes, but Kai kicks his legs mid-air. This causes Darby to nearly flip and hits the ropes in a heap. Kai uses the ropes to get some leverage as he stomps on his legs of Darby until the referee pulls him away. Kai comes at Darby again, but Darby hits a bell clap to stop him. A drop toe-hold onto the middle rope gives Darby the opportunity he needs, as he hits a TIGER FEINT KICK!!! Darby tries to keep the momentum going by dragging Urigawa to the corner. Darby climbs up for WIRED TO THE MOO-NO!!! Nobody is home, and Kai hits a knee to the back of the head! Reverse suplex by Kai to send Darby towards the center of the ring, and Kai follows up with a PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE OF DARBY!!! Darby is out and Urigawa lifts Darby into a vertical suplex hold and transitions into the KIRIFU-STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!!! Kai stumbles into the ropes from the recoil, and rebounds into a FAUGH A BALLAGH!!! Darby marches around the ring, signaling that he's about to retain his title. Kai gets up, but MacNamara stops him with the WAXING MOON!!! Darby goes to the apron, looks out to the crowd, and delivers ID RATHER BE SHINY!!! The referee gets into position and counts… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL NVR R!ZE CHAMPION… DARBY MACNAMARA!!!

Darby calls out for Steph the Ref to bring him “His Shiny” as he raises his hand in the air. He snatches the R!ZE Title from the referee and then raises one finger to signify his first of five defenses before he gets to a shot at the world title. He kisses his title, before rolling out of the ring and hopping over the barricade to see what other shiny gifts he can take from the crowd.

K.T. ANDERSON: Out of all the MacNamaras that have walked through here, he’s GOTTA be the weirdest one…

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Darby MacNamara with his first successful defense, and it looks like he’s trying to go all the way to Option C!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
GAVIN GRIMES
vs
TAPP WRESTLING

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A GRUDGE MATCH!!!

LET’S GO GRIMES!!!
GRAP MA-SON!!!
LET’S GO GRIMES!!!
GRAP MA-SON!!!
LET’S GO GRIMES!!!
GRAP MA-SON!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Classic Man Remix by Jidenna (feat. Kendrick Lamar) hits the PA system, and the lights fade to a red color. At the top of the stage, sparkler pyres go off and as the chorus hits, they shoot off white, as red confetti shoots into the air, and out comes Tapp Wrestling. The REALEST Wrestler walks down the ramp ignoring the fans and focusing on the match ahead. Tapp slides into the ring on his stomach and slaps the canvas three times before hopping up. He "Runs the ropes" and arrogantly poses in the center of the ring by kissing his hands and spreading them out into the air as his music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And his opponent...

The lights go out, and a few spotlights flash to the beat of “Throne” by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play. When the lead singer begins to sing out “Ooooh Ohohohoh Ooooh”, all of the lights turn back on to a blinding white light, as Gavin Grimes stands at the top of the ramp with his arms wide. The intensity of the lights goes down, as Gavin explodes with energy. He hi-fives fans and hypes them up as he heads to the ring. The Cult Classic slides across the apron, before posing for the fans. He goes into the ring and poses one more time in the center of the ring before heading to his corner.

Tapp and Gavin jaw at each other, causing the referee to step in and separate them already. Tapp shoves Gavin in the face and the referee pushes them both back to their corners before signaling for the bell. This leads to a big explosion of energy for both men. Gavin runs up for a shotgun dropkick, but Tapp turns it into a HEEL HOOK!!! Gavin can roll to the ropes to break the early submission attempt. Gavin kips to his feet, but Tapp goes for an Imanari Roll, but Gavin leaps over Tapp. Gavin springboards off the middle rope for a moonsault, but Tapp isn’t there. Gavin lands on his feet, but it’s for not as Tapp leaps up for a VICTORY ROLL!!! Jeff the Ref gets in position to count… 1… 2… GRIMES KICKS OUT!!! Gavin and Tapp both kip-up and we get to the strikes!!! They trade heavy punches as if this was a boxing match. Gavin catches one of Tapp’s arms, then the other, and then hits Northern Lights Suplex!!! He covers, but The Grapmason kicks out at 2!!! Again, the evenly matches rivals get to their feet at the same time, and Gavin Grimes catches Tapp with a PELE KICK!!! Tries to get up fast but Gavin follows up with SAC-TOWN KI-NO!!! Tapp catches the leg and locks in TAPPED OUT!!! The Boston Crab/Ankle Lock has Gavin trapped away from the ropes! Gavin uses his arms to push himself up, as he tries to get his free leg beneath him. However, TAPP REPOSITIONS HIMSELF WITH A FORWARD ROLL!!! However, this put Gavin real close to the ropes and he’s able to grab the ring ropes and break the hold!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Costly mistake by Tapp Wrestling, allowing Gavin to get to the ropes with that roll!

K.T. ANDERSON: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!! THE REAL PILLAR OF NVR SHOWING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

Tapp continues to target the legs of Gavin. Gavin’s speed is mostly gone at this point, but he’s still trying to hit some innovative moves. Gavin tries to hit a handspring into the ropes for a cutter, but Tapp catches him with a BACKSTABBER!!! Gavin grabs at his back, and that’s when Tapp tries to lock in the WRISTLOCK 101!!! The Figure-Four Wrist Lock keeps Gavin at bay, as Tapp tries to break his wrist. Gavin uses his free hand to elbow Tapp in the gut and tries to get out, but Tapp grabs Gavin’s bottoms, pulls him in, and hits an END OF HEARTACHE!!! Gavin tries to no-sell, but then he eats three consecutive arm drags. Tapp gets ready to shred Gavin’s knee by hitting the ropes and going for another CHOP BLO-SUPERKICK!!! Tapp is rocked and Gavin grabs him by the head for THE CROW-NO!!! Tapp pushes himself out of the headlock, and hits a CHOPBLOCK!!! Tapp wraps Gavin in a straight jacket hold. However, Grimes starts to swivel out. Tapp quickly ripcords Gavin out, and goes for a KNEE STRI- SAC-TOWN KICK!!! Tapp hits the mat and Gavin heads for the corner. Gavin climbs to the top, and for a big pop, hits Tapp with the KING SPLASH!!! Gavin covers Tapp for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... GAVIN GRIMES!!!

Gavin raises his hand, being triumphant in his NVR debut. The crowd was completely won over by The Cult Classic, making his nickname ring true in the halls of Studio Merlot. Mo Mooney comes and collects his client, giving The Grapmason a bottle of Tapp Water and telling him he’s still The Realest. Mooney bickers with Gavin, but Grimes doesn’t pay him much attention as he continues to celebrate in the ring.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: GAVIN GRIMES WITH A BIG WIN AND AN IMPRESSIVE DEBUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: OUT SOME RESPECT ON THE NAME OF TAPP WRESTLING FOR MAKING GAVIN RELEVANT AGAIN!!!

[NVR Staff]

      

MAY 30th, 2022
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
NVR WRESTLING
GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DANI DAVIES (C)
vs
JD DRIFTWOOD

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR HEADLINER, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO DANI!!!
LET’S GO JD!!!
LET’S GO DANI!!!
LET’S GO JD!!!
LET’S GO DANI!!!
LET’S GO JD!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The intro to "Symbol of Nevermore" by Superjoint as the crowd gets to their feet. After a few moments, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, pacing across the stage area and screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO". After a couple of minutes of hype, the verse hits, and he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

The opening of Mad Hatter begins to play, as lights flash to the tune of the little bells, but then the lights all change to a scarlet color as the verse first hits and Dani Davies steps out. She starts to walk down to the ring, singing the lyrics to the song as she stays away from the fans at ringside.

The normals, they make me afraid

The crazies, make me feel sane

Dani walks towards the camera, reciting these words as she hopes onto the apron and poses. She looks around at the crowd with a bit of disgust, as she spins into the ring and poses one more time, still singing the words to the song as the music.

Before the bell could even really ring, JD Driftwood attacks Dani. He drills knees into the midsection of Davies, but she starts to fight back. Dani lands a stiff punch to the jaw and then rakes his eyes. She grabs a hold of JD’s beard, and uses it to hold JD in for a MIDDLE ROPE BULLDOG!!! Dani mounts JD and starts to punch him straight in the mouth. JD spits in her face, and they go rolling, looking for the top position. They roll out of the ring, and now they’re trading shots on the ringside floor. Dani goes for a headbutt, but JD grabs Dani by the face and begins to squeeze her head. Dani starts to fight out of the hold, and JD quickly throws her UNDER THE APRON!!! Driftwood realizes he can't win the title via count-out, so he grabs her leg and DAI HAS TWO KENDO STICKS!!! JD quickly backs away, trying to avoid the attacks, until he finally grabs one of the sticks mid-swing and pulls it from Dani!!! Dani and JD hold their kendo sticks and BEGIN TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH THEM!!! Steph the Ref has no choice but to call for the bell!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION… THEREFORE DANI DAVIES IS STILL THE NVR GOLDEN WEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Dani and JD are still hitting each other with kendo sticks when ”Ima Boss” by Meek Mill begins to play. NVR President Caleb Jackson walks out with a microphone as ring hands and the referees separate Davies and Driftwood from each other.

CALEB JACKSON: You two clearly still have some unfinished business, and it’s not fair the fans got robbed of such a big climactic headlining match. SO LET’S RESTART THIS MATCH… AND MAKE IT NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!!!

The crowd cheers as Dani and JD get directed back into the ring to restart the match, both of them not letting go of the kendo sticks as the bell rings again!

Dani and JD charge at each other and just smack the shit out of each other with kendo sticks until they break. Dani is quick to think so she shoves the broken part of the kendo stick into JD’s throat and then hits him with a roundhouse. Driftwood stumbles to the ropes, as Dani hits the adjacent ropes and delivers a shotgun dropkick that sends him into the corner. From there, she hits the opposite set of turnbuckles and runs all the way back for a JUMPING KNE- JD POPS HER UP!!! Dani goes high into the air and gets folded in half by the top turnbuckle. JD goes to the apron, hooks Davies’ head, and SUPLEXES HER OFF THE APRON!!! Both of them go down to the floor. After a minute of laying in pain, JD grabs a table and sets it up at ringside. Dani gets up and starts throwing some strikes, but Driftwood spins her around and hits a BUSCH GARDENS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! JD throws Dani into the ring, but the gears in his brain start to turn. He grabs the ring steps and slides them into the ring. He starts to climb through the ropes and over the steps WHEN DANI HITS “LOVE, LAYBABY” ON THE STEPS!!! She quickly rolls him up using the stairs for leverage for a… 1… 2… 3NO!!! JD KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JD’S BIG FUCKING HEAD JUST DENTED THE STEPS!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE BRUTALITY!!!

Dani continues to abuse JD and keep him down. At one point, she grabs a chain and wraps it around his throat to lock in THE DOUBLE D LOCK!!! However, as his face is turning purple, JD was able to power up to his feet and hit a snapmare onto the steps before she could get him to pass out. Dani got back up quickly, not wanting to allow JD any time to breathe (literally) and she ran off the stairs for a FLYING CLOTHE- PEZ DISPENSER!!! They both caught each other with clotheslines and hit the mat hard, but JD had a bit more weight behind his. This allows JD a chance to roll to the outside and breath. Quickly he rolls to the outside and gets a pane of glass and some chairs. He slides them into the ring, but HERE COMES DANI WITH A SUICIDE DI-NO!!! He catches her and hits a double-handed choke-bomb onto the apron. JD sets up the chairs near the steps and then the glass on top of the chairs. Dani rolls into the ring sluggishly, and JD grand her up. He drags her to the stairs and lifts her for a PSYCHO HOLIDAY OFF THE STAIRS ONTO THE GLASS!!! JD holds on for the pin, thinking it’s all over… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANI KICKS OUT SOMEHOW!!! JD can’t believe it. He takes a chair and waits for Dani to get to her knees. He goes to give poor Dani CTE when she THROWS GLASS IN HIS FACE!!! JD is blinded, and she hits a springboard disaster kick to knock him down. She grabs some more glass and puts it in his mouth. She then places a chair on his head. Mothers scream as Dani delivers a HEADTRIP TO THE CHAIR!!! She covers JD now… 1… 2… JD DRIFTWOOD KICKS OUT!!! Dani is fuming now. She rolls to the outside and grabs a few more chairs and sets every chair in the ring up close to the corner. Then she is able to shove the 300lbser up to the top rope. She climbs up with him, planning to smash his head into the chairs with a middle rope bulldog, but instead, JD grabs her by the arms and sets her up for an AVALANCHE VERTEBREAKER ONTO THE CHAIRS!!! The Super Full-On Header obliterates the Goldenweight Champion and Driftwood covers for the 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPION… JD DRIFTWOOD!!!

A bloodied JD Driftwood looks shocked but stupidly excited as he realizes he has won. He snatches the Goldenweight Championship from Steph the Ref and taunts the crowd with it. He raises the belt as high as he can and puts a foot on Dani. The crowd boos him, but JD just keeps saying he told everyone he was taking the title one day, and he finally got his way.

K.T. ANDERSON: YOU GONNA CALL JD THE GIANT GIANT SLAYER SLAYER NOW, WARHEAD???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Dani Davies did a phenomenal job raising this title. She can only go up from here. JD Driftwood was just able to capitalize on the chaos of the situation a little better!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
Izzy Van Doren stands backstage in front of an NVR banner. It’s aged, and tattered, but Izzy looks behind her and smiles. She looks at her feet and sighs.

IZZY VAN DOREN: “You know… It’s been a while since I’ve been here, by myself talking… to you. I guess I sort of thought that no one wants to hear from me anymore. Especially with how deep our roster is, I wanted them to have that spotlight. Izzy Van Doren has been in NVR forever, she couldn’t possibly have more to say? After all, I've traveled the world, deathmatches in Japan, wrestling matches in the States, and I have had a pretty good career. I didn’t think taking time away from the roster was honorable of me.”

A momentary pause as Izzy shuffles around looking at the floor. The crowd in the arena can be heard chanting “Izzy! Izzy! Izzy!” She smirks and scoffs before her focus turns toward the camera.

IZZY VAN DOREN: “But when have I ever worried about being honorable??”

Izzy’s bright orange hair is revealed as she rips the hood of her jacket off and starts getting into her words. She’s huffing and smiling that trademark manic smile that gets when she’s on a roll. The fans start to come alive as they see the start of Izzy psyching herself up.

IZZY VAN DOREN: “See I have been here in NVR since it was developmental. I’ve been here for a loooong time and NVR and Izzy Van Doren are forever linked. I was the first NVR World Champion. I was the first R!ZE champion to reach the title option. I was the first 2-time NVR World Champion. I was the first woman to win the Women’s Summit back to back. And I am the longest-reigning Women’s Champion in company history. And as much as Anderson wants to discredit me, he can’t deny anything that I’ve done here. I am the Iron Woman of NVR. The stalwart, the constant, the bastion of this company. I picked this company up and I carried it as far as I could until my shoulder gave out. And when I came back… I took it even farther. I pushed myself even harder and I have captured gold time and time again. But there’s one stain on my career here that I can’t wash off.”

“IVDPW 2, when I won the World title for a second time, my body was broken, bruised, bloody. My mind was shattered by having to put down someone I thought was my friend. And as I stood there in the center of the ring, pain etched on my face, I felt pure happiness. My family watched me finally win the big one. My city watched me beat the odds… or so they thought. Because before I could even take the handcuffs off, my entire world turned upside down. And what should’ve been my greatest moment, turned into my worst nightmare. I lost that World title in less than three minutes. And I have lived with that moment replaying over and over and over again every day I wake up. I sat at home wondering if I should even try again with my arm in a sling. I watched as this company carried on without me. It hurt. It hurt to have everything I worked for, ripped from me.”

The arena fills with boos. “Fuck you, Tillman!” chants slowly build before Izzy can continue. She pauses to let the fans get the chants in.

IZZY VAN DOREN: “But that loss turned into motivation. I focused on coming back and when I came back, I entered the Summit to prove that I still had a lot left in me. I beat the toughest NVR and the World had to offer. I walked down that aisle each time ready to fight for my life. And so far I’ve beaten everyone on my path back to the World title. I can’t wash away the record, but I can get my moment back. All it takes is going through you, Julianna.”

“I’ve watched you go from city to city, company to company, and you are a phenomenal athlete. But you fail to understand what that title means to me and what I’m willing to do to get it back in my hands. I’ve fallen off scaffolds. I’ve been put through tables. I’ve had chairs dented over my head and I still got back up! A second-generation wrestler against a filthy mutt like me. I don’t want this pretty, blonde girl that looks like a supermodel. I want that mob boss’s daughter that will give me the fight! Give me everything you have because this match, Julianna… This is a match you and I both need. I need it as makeup. You need it to solidify yourself as the top brass in NVR.”

“Julianna, I wanted YOU. I didn’t want anyone else because this match is so special to me. For the first time ever, Izzy Van Doren vs Julianna DiMaria. One on One. For the NVR World title. For years, you and I have been passing ships in the night but tonight we’re on a collision course towards the biggest fiery explosion NVR has ever seen! You have beaten everyone, but you haven’t beaten the best NVR has to offer. I want you to bring the best out in me. I need it. I need it like a drug in my system. I need one more fight, Julianna. And if you don’t give me that fight I’m gonna put you in the dirt. This isn’t two little girls fighting, this isn’t upper class vs lower class, this is just two women fighting over the top prize. And you’ll figure out why they call me the Iron Woman.

The crowd is in a frenzy and rumbling as Izzy scowls into the camera as if she were looking through it into Julianna’s eyes. She grimaces, curling her lip up and revealing her teeth. Izzy beats her chest with her fist.

IZZY VAN DOREN: “Izzy Van Doren is NVR for life! And the only way you’re going to kick me out of this company is when you sweep my dead body out of the center of that ring! And if no one could do it before, it certainly ain’t happening now. It’ll only come AFTER I win the NVR World Championship for the third time!”

Izzy’s eyes widen, her tongue splays out and she walks off camera. The frame is only taken up by the old banner.

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
&
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
WINNER TAKES ALL
SINGLES MATCH
JULIANNA DIMARIA
vs
IZZY VAN DOREN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING, AND IT IS A WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH FOR THE NVR WORLD AND WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

DI-MA-RIA!!!
I-V-D!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
I-V-D!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
I-V-D!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, The Women’s Champion...

Izzy comes out of the curtain bumping to her music. She rips open her vest, throws her head back, and poses at the top of the ramp. She smiles and smirks with the fans chanting "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy". Upon reaching the threshold wear the ramp meets the ring mat, Izzy bites her lip, winks to the camera, and slides into the ring. She pops up to her feet and heads to the hard cam side of the ring. She slides her torso in between the top and middle rope. She smiles and throws her arms open forming the horns with her hands. Izzy's eyes widen and her smile looks a little more crazed. She pulls back and looks on at her opponent eager to get down.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, The World Champion...

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look on her face. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight, and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans that are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

Electric is an understatement for the climate inside of Studio Merlot right now. We’re at our twelfth and final match of the night, after lots of twists and turns, but the crowd sounds louder than ever. The Mother of NVR, Izzy Van Doren, looks around at the crowd before setting her sights on NVR’s Backbone, Julianna DiMaria. Julianna though only looks at Izzy. Julianna has beaten every other pillar in NVR, except Izzy, so she was laser-focused. When that bell finally rings, Julianna and Izzy circle the ring. There’s a single second of respect as they shake hands, but then it’s straight business from there. Tie-up as they fight for positioning, as Izzy gets the advantage with a side headlock. A few stiff shots to the face spark Julianna’s rage and she shoves Izzy into the ropes. Julianna tries to chase after Izzy before she can rebound, but Izzy just baseball slides under the bottom rope. Julianna leaps onto the ropes to stop herself and Izzy just looks at her, wagging her finger no. DiMaria backs away and allows Izzy to get back into the ring, but the moment that girl is on two feet, Julianna opens up with a wild assault of strikes. They battle it out as Julianna keeps her momentum going. A quick back elbow gives some distance for IVD as she gets cornered by Julianna. Izzy springboards off the middle rope for a Tornado DDT and Julianna nearly ends the whole thing right here she catches Izzy right on the snooze button in mid-air with a SPINNING BACKFIST!!! Izzy is in a heap and the referee has to make sure she’s even still good to go. Izzy shoves Jeff the Ref away though and gets to her knees, but is rocked again with a vicious V Trigger by Julianna. DiMaria seems to be looking for a knockout win here because she grabs Van Doren’s arm and starts to stomp on her head until she gets bored. The crowd can’t tell if they should cheer for her or boo, but they’re certainly responsive to the level of viciousness Julianna is displaying. DiMaria points to the ropes and hits them looking for a SHINING WI-NO!!! Izzy is just able to roll out of the way. Julianna tries to take her back down, but Izzy hits a punch to the gut that stops Julianna in her tracks. They trade a few blows as Izzy slowly takes momentum away from Julianna. DiMaria gets her legs swept out from under her and Izzy capitalizes with the KICK AND SNARE!!! Julianna is down, but she wants to make sure, so she follows up with the MACARIA DRIVE!!! She drops Juliana right on her head for the 1… 2… JULIANNA GETS HER ARMS UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: JESUS CHRIST SHE DROPPED JULIANNA ON HER FUCKING HEAD!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: HOW DID JULIANNA KICK OUT OF THAT?!?

Julianna pushes back as she tries to take the momentum back for her own. She wears Izzy down with an abdominal stretch paired with some elbows to the ribs. Izzy starts to slump from pain and Julianna lets go, but Izzy tries to trip up Julianna as DiMaria starts to close back in on her. They grapple for a moment, both scrambling to get in position, and it looks like Izzy might be trying to apply some sort of modified, standing octopus, but Julianna lifts Izzy FOR AN F5!!! Nobody saw that coming as she follows up with a KAMIGOYE!!! Van Doren is down and Julianna covers her for a very near 2.99 count! Julianna screams in frustration as she continues her assault on Izzy. However, she doesn’t get to as Izzy grabs the front of Julianna’s top and uses it to throw DiMaria out of the ropes. Julianna is a bit dazed and this gives Izzy time to stand up as she hits the ropes and goes for SUICIDAL TENDENCI-NO!!! Julianna sidesteps and Izzy comes crashing to the ground. Julianna quickly stomps on the spine of Izzy and places her IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!! It’s an interesting tactic placing your opponent in a submission hold with a 10 count going on, but sometimes it’s better to think smarter not harder. Izzy tries to fight out, but before she can, DiMaria shoves her back down to the floor. Julianna does a quick spin in and out of the ring to restart the 10 count but is right back on Izzy. She grabs Izzy by the hair and drills her with a FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE COMMENTARY TABLE!!! Izzy’s face lands right on the table, scaring K.T. and Warhead. Julianna goes to pull Izzy up for another sweep onto the table, but Izzy fights her way out. They trade some strikes right there in front of commentary, as Izzy ducks the spinning forearm and superkicks one of Julianna’s legs. Dimaria is down in a kneeling position and Izzy follows up by hitting KICK AND SNARE!!! She sets DiMaria up on the commentary table and heads back toward the ring. Izzy climbs from the ringside floor all the way to the top turnbuckle as fans start to stand on their seats. Izzy takes a deep breath and leaps off WITH A STAGE DIVE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! The crowd goes crazy as Izzy drags Julianna back into the ring. IVD hooks Julianna’s head for ADIOS AMI-BLUE THUNDER BOMB BY DIMARIA!!! Julianna holds for a pin… 1… 2… IZZY KICKS OUT!!! DiMaria rolls to the apron and gets up. She eyes Izzy, and finds her moment for THE SCOURGE!!! The Springboard Forearm lands perfectly as Julianna once again goes for the pin… 1… 2… 3NO!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: JULIANNA JUST WENT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! HOW DID SHE FIND THE WHEREWITHAL TO PULL THAT OFF???

K.T. ANDERSON: MY FUCKING ICED COFFEE WENT EVERYWHERE, AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS THE MATCH??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Both women lay there, completely spent, but there are still two titles on the line and a winner that needs to be decided, so they carry on. They get up at the same time and they begin to land some big strikes. Heavy strike after heavy strike, nearly knocking the other out. Izzy hits an enziguri that knocks Julianna out on her feet, she whips Julianna into the ropes, but Julianna rebounds with a HANDSPRING ELBOW!!! The elbow knocks Izzy completely off her base and she stumbles into the ropes, just to come back with a SINGLE LEG DROPKICK!!! She pulls Julianna up, looking for a REVERSE DD-JAWBREAKER BY DIMARIA!!! Izzy does flip from the recoil, and Julianna is right there as she locks in her second CAMEL CLUTCH!!! She is right in the center of the ring. Izzy has nowhere to go, and she certainly doesn’t have the energy to crawl to the ropes. You can see Izzy fading fast. She’s gotta think of something, so she BITES JULIANNA’S HANDS!!! Julianna releases for a split second and this allows Izzy to get to the ropes. Julianna is PISSED so she rushes up to Izzy as IVD sorta pleads her case… AND JULIANNA BITES IZZY’S FOREHEAD!!! Izzy’s face is cut open from the bite and this leads to both of them just opening up on each other all over again. Julianna starts dishing out a lot of punishment before sending Izzy into the corner. She chases after Izzy, but Izzy catches her with a REVERSE STAGE DIVE OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Izzy has the momentum, so she quickly locks in CORAL FANG!!! Julianna is just inches away from the ropes, but Izzy has her arms trapped. Izzy starts to lose her grip after wiping some of the blood off her face, but she quickly regains her positioning by transitioning to BLOODY FANG!!! Julianna is starting to slip fast. The NVR World Champion is looking rough, as her face turns bright pink and her body starts to go limp. Jeff the Ref is just about to call the match, as Julianna suddenly opens her eyes and kicks her leg out to land perfectly on the bottom rope. The NVR Women’s Champion is in disbelief and reluctantly releases the hold. Izzy gets to her feet and pulls Julianna up to her feet, AND JULIANNA POPS IZZY UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! The Stun Gun hits perfectly as Julianna quickly grabs Izzy up for the DIMARIA CODE!!! She desperately covers Izzy for the 1… 2… 3NO!!! IZZY VAN DOREN HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! Jeff the Ref catches it just in time. Julianna screams as she flips Izzy over for the MERCEDES BENDS!!! Julianna is trying to break Izzy’s arm at this point, but she’s a bit overzealous with the torque and Izzy is able to get to the ropes. Izzy hangs onto the ropes to buy herself some time to get up as Julianna rushes her with a SHINING WIZA-NO!!! Izzy side steps and Julianna crashes into the ropes. Izzy quickly tries to capitalize as she hooks Julianna up for the I-V-DRIVER!!! The cradle driver hits perfectly as the crowd chants with Izzy for the… 1… 2… JULIANNA FUCKING DIMARIA KICKS OUT!!! The crowd goes apeshit. There is nothing in the tank left for either one of these women. The crowd is completely split as Julianna and Izzy lay there in the center of the ring just staring at each other. They start to grapple because they don’t have the energy to land strikes anymore. Izzy gets the advantage here, as she goes for a side headlock and the ADIOS AMIG-NO!!! Julianna runs her into the turnbuckles, before rolling back with an O’Connor Roll… INTO THE DIMARIA CO-NO!!! Izzy slams her head back into Julianna’s nose, busting her open! Julianna grabs her face, and this allows Izzy Van Doren to put her away with ADIOS AMIGOS!!! Izzy is barely able to roll Julianna over for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND NEW UNIFIED NVR WOMEN’S AND WORLD CHAMPION… IZZY VAN DOREN!!!

The place erupts, but Izzy can’t enjoy it just yet, because she is wrecked from the match. Julianna and Izzy just stare up at the lights muttering to each other. Is it good? Is it bad? That’s for them to decide, but neither one can move from their spots. The crowd begins to chant “Both These Girls”, showing both women the respect they deserve. Jeff the Ref retrieves the NVR World and NVR Women’s Championships, setting them down before helping Izzy up to her feet. Izzy has to hold on to the referee just to stand, but he is able to hand her both of her titles now. She tries to stand on her own and nearly falls, but she’s able to hold both titles in the air proudly. Izzy takes a moment out of her celebrations to help Julianna up to her feet and raises her hand. Izzy thanks Julianna for a great match and the two shake hands. DiMaria is visibly crushed, but she rolls out of the ring and waves to the NVR fans still cheering for her. Izzy does some last-minute celebration in the ring as the scene begins to close out on her.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Izzy Van Doren has become the first-ever Champ Champ in NVR Wrestling History!!! Can you believe that? And Julianna? Look at her reign and tell me it wasn’t impressive. She should be so very proud of the things she has achieved here this past year.

K.T. ANDERSON: Usually, I do nothing but shit on both these women. I hate them. I hate the fact that the fans blindly cheer for them. I hate that they spilled my fucking iced coffee. However, I gotta say I respect the fuck out of both of them.

[NVR Staff]