HEADLINE
NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
SEVEN TEAM
GAUNTLET MATCH
WORLD'S CHADDEST TAG TEAM (C)
(JESSICA ANDERSON & NATALIE KASSIDY)
vs
STRONGHOLD
(DONNIE PROWER & FREDDIE FLORENTINO)
vs
NEVVY PRO HEAT
(MIMI SMITH & TJS)
vs
#RICHOEZ
(JAMIE-LYNN DOPLE & LYNDSY-JAMES DOPLE)
vs
INDY DARLINGS
(RIVERS KING & ISABELLE VALENTINE)
vs
DEAD PRETENDERS
(KIRA IZUMI & SUI OBATA)
vs
BAZAAR LUNACY
(SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN & BINKY THE BEAR)
VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS YOUR HEADLINE BOUT, AND IT IS THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP GAUNTLET MATCH!!!
TAG TEAM WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
TAG TEAM WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
TAG TEAM WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...
“Smells Like A Freakshow” by Avatar begins to play as the lights in the arena start to flash red and yellow like a circus tent. We see Squiggly come out from the back sporting one of those cute-to-scary bear masks with clown makeup smeared over it. Connected to a chain that he’s dragging is Binky the Bear. Binky has a muzzle on, but you can hear him growl as he tries to break free. The two make their way down to the ring, with Binky acting like he’s going to attack the crowd, just for the clown to pull the chain and keep him away from the fans. Squiggly goes up to the apron, as Binky stands on his hind legs, and Squiggly unchains Binky!!! Binky runs around the ring as Squiggly giggles in delight! Binky climbs into the ring and Squiggly pulls out his rubber chicken. The three of them pose in the ring as their music fades.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...
果てなき世界ならば この胸には証しを
同じ涙濡れたら 僕ら笑いあおう
Both Kira And Sui come out from the back before they point at the ring and do a cutthroat motion. They make their way down the rampway and walk around the ring, along the way slapping the hands of fans and talking to the crowd. They meet up to where the announce table is and climb on top of it where they make an "X" with their arms and rile up the crowd.
きおく きずな きぼうと重ねたら みらいいろ
ずっと僕らは描いてく
They make their way into the ring and climb up to the top turnbuckle where they do another cutthroat motion, sticking out their tongues and rolling their eyes into the back of their heads. all undertaker-like. They drop down and square up to their opponents finishing it off.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: BAZAAR LUNACY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED VIA COUNT OUT!!!
Binky roars in frustration as Squiggly looks shocked. He didn’t foresee this outcome and he looks pissed. He turns to spit Giggle Juice in the faces of the Dead Pretenders, BUT THEY HIT A DOUBLE MIST OF THEIR OWN!!! Double superkicks send The Clown out with The Bear and Dead Pretenders set up for the next round.
GEMMA MARCHAND THAT WAS INSANE AND WE STILL HAVE 5 MORE MATCHES IN THIS GAUNTLET!!!
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: ABSOLUTE CHAOS EARLY ON IN OUR HEADLINE MATCH!!!
K.T. ANDERSON: MY EARLY CHOICE IS GONE ALREADY!?! SON OF A BITCH!!!
VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next…
The opening of Perfect strangers begins to play as two spotlights shine on the stage, showing two silhouettes in each. The two walk toward each other, right when the song bursts to light, and bright gold and white lights flash around the arena as they kiss. The lights reveal the Indy Darlings, Rivers King & Isabelle Valentine, as they continue to embrace each other and look at the camera. Rivers spins his girl out, so that she's standing by his side, and they walk down to the ring. They don't let the fans touch them, but they pretend the fans are talking about them as they head towards the ring. Rivers lips Isabelle onto the apron, where she kicks one long leg out onto his shoulder. They pose at ringside before Belle spins into the ring, and Rivers follows her. In the center of the ring, Rivers stands over Isabelle, as they pose one last time before their music starts.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: THE INDY DARLINGS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED VIA PINFAL!!!
Dead Pretenders quickly clear the ring as they celebrate another win in the gauntlet. Isabelle pulls her husband out of the ring and carries him to safety in the back. Kira and Sui are now 2 matches deep and are visibly tired, but they are excited for the next team to come through.
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kira Izumi and Sui Obata might take the whole thing! They’ve made it a third of the way through the gauntlet on their own!
GEMMA MARCHAND: It’ll surely be impressive if they make it to the end AND beat the champions at the end of this gauntlet since they started at #2!!!
K.T. ANDERSON: AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY!!! ALL CAPS GRAPS ALL DAY!!!
VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the next team…
Money by Cardi B begins to play and The RicHoez come out from backstage. They stand at the top of the ramp and turn around with their arms extended out. They then make their way down the ramp laughing at and making fun of the audience members in the front row. Once at the ring, they roll under the bottom rope and twerk in the ring as their music fades out.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: THE DEAD PRETENDERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL!!!
The #RicHoez celebrate their win, as the fan focus more on giving Izumi and Obata all the credit for going as far as they did. Jamie-Lynn tells all of the fans to shut up and cheer the #RicHoez instead, and Lyndsy-James says to respect everyone’s soon-to-be new champions. The fans boo, but the Doples just say 1 down, three to go!
K.T. ANDERSON: #RICHOEZ COUNTRY!!! LET’S SEE THOSE TWO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END!!!
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kira Izumi and Sui Obata just had their momentum stolen from them by these upstarts! Absolutely horrendous, but what a showing by Dead PRetenders.
GEMMA MARCHAND: HOW ARE WE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH THIS MATCH???
VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the next team…
The lights dim inside of the arena as "Hey Mama" begins to play and Nevvy Pro Heat steps out from behind the curtains. Teddy stands at the top of the ramp, while Mimi has both hands on her hips. They both have big smiles on their faces as they take in the cheers from the crowd. They both are dressed in matching ring gear, a bold mixture of black and green, along with a flower crown resting at the top of Mimi’s hair. They begin to make their way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans along the way, before Mimi jumps up onto the ring apron with a flourish and Teddy slides into the ring between her legs, followed by the sounds of their laughter echoing throughout the arena. As Mimi steps foot inside of the ring, the lights come back on, and the music begins to fade out as they prepare themselves for their big match.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: THE #RICHOEZ HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL!!!
The Doples are shocked that they had been outwitted, but Mimi and Teddy aren’t about to keep them in the ring, so they light up LJ and JL to get them out of the ring. Mimi and Teddy celebrate their win over their current rivals, but it’s cut short as they know their biggest tests in the gauntlet are coming soon!
GEMMA MARCHAND: NEVVY PRO HEAT MIGHT BE THE DARKHORSE TEAM WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MIDWAY THROUGH THIS GAUNTLET!!!
K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT’S COUNT TO FUCK TIME!!! STRONGHOLD IS THE ONLY ANSWER NOW!!!
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: ARE WE HONESTLY FORGETTING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE STILL HAVE OUR FRESH AND DOMINANT TAG CHAMPS???
VALENTINA LOVELACE: And our last challenging team…
The intro to
[ R E D A C T E D ] reverberates through the speakers as the crowd comes alive. The voice of Freddie Florentino can be heard over the first 10 seconds of the intro:
Freddie Florentino: GRAB YA TAG ROPE AND COUNT TO FUCK! STRONGHOLD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSE… CABRÓNS!"
The fans chant along with him. Once the song kicks in and the first "whoa" hits, Donnie Prower, with a STRONGHOLD flag in hand, and Freddie Florentino burst out from behind the curtain with
[ R E D A C T E D ]'s flow guiding them out.
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Freddie is vibin to the track, pumping his fist for every whoa and woo, while Donnie is already talkin' that shit to the front row, letting them know that they're about to sit in on an exhibition. Both men make their way down to the ring, turning their attention to the match at hand as they scale the turnbuckles. Freddie hunches over, lowering his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose and running his mouth as Donnie does the same while holding the STRONGHOLD flag open for all to see. They hop in the ring and begin to warm up with each other as they await the start of the match.
VALENTINA LOVELACE: NEVVY PRO HEAT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL!!!
Mimi pulls Teddy out of the ring as the fans give them one last cheer. Nevvy Pro Heat give a quick bow to the fans for all the support and are proud to have at least gotten an elimination. Inside the ring, STRONGHOLD was still all business in the ring. After all, there was only one team left to face in the gauntlet… the champions.
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS IS ABOUT TO GET EXPLOSIVE!!!
K.T. ANDERSON: I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN WATCH!!!
GEMMA MARCHAND: HERE WE GO!!!
VALENTINA LOVELACE: Finally introducing, the champions…
"I Wish" by Cher Lloyd feat T.I. hits the speakers, and a few seconds later Jessica Anderson and Natalie Kassidy emerge from the curtain. They stand with their feet roughly at shoulders width apart and raise their right index fingers into the air. At the top of her lungs, Jessica screams out aggressively to let everyone know just how good she and Natalie are. Natalie nods, and barks that nobody could stand up to them.
After a moment of yelling at the fans, the women begin to make their way down the ramp. They start walking with a skip in their step and a scowl on their faces. They look around the venue disapprovingly, still talking about how they’re better than everyone else. Both women forgo their usual posing FOR SLIDING INTO THE RING AND JUST STRAIGHT UP BRAWILING!!!
VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE WINNER OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP GAUNTLET MATCH… VIA SUBMISSION… AND NEW NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DONNIE PROWER AND FREDDIE FLORENTINO… STRONGHOLD!!!
A mostly positive reaction, as this gauntlet has been fire from start to finish. This time, for reals, STRONGHOLD are champions and they get to stay champions for the night. Donnie and Freddie hug each other as their music plays. They are handed their belts and it’s just pure celebration for Prower and Florentino. Natalie and Jess make their way to the back as they curse their loss up the ramp.
K.T. ANDERSON: STRONGHOLD ON FUCKING TOP!!!
GEMMA MARCHAND: WE ARE NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF THIS!!!
WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A WAY TO FINISH AN ELECTRIC GAUNTLET MATCH!!!