AMERICAN THUNDER DOME 4 - DAY 2 - 08/01/2022

[NVR Staff]

AUGUST 1ST 2022

STUDIO MERLOT

NAPA VALLEY, CA

It s Day Two of NVR's 4th Anniversary, and the fans are just as hyped as they were yesterday! The fans start to clamor for the ceremonial recap of the night before!

"THIS IS YOUR OPENING MATCH!!!"

Corazon goes to grab Brody, but Brody stops where he stands and points behind Corazon. CN doesn’t buy it at first, but a mixture of curiosity and survival instincts kick in as CN turns around AND BRODY CLOCKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Corazon hits a Shotgun Dropkick that sends Brody through the ropes. Corazon Negro climbs up to the top rope as he stalks his victim, who is rising on the apron. He leaps off for a CLOTHESL-BLOOPER HEEL!!! CN is doubled over as he holds onto the ropes for dear life. Brody shoves Corazon’s head between his thighs and hits a STUMP-PULLER PILEDRIVER ON THE APRON!!!

"DEATHKILL DRIVER ON THE APRON!!!"

"HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT WE JUST WITNESSED A MURDER!!!"

"WHAT A FIRST MATCH TO CALL!!!"

Brody hits the ropes and goes for a SUICIDE DI- HE’S CAUGHT!!! Corazon lifts him up for a BRAINBUSTER!!! He lifts him up for a SECOND BRAINBUSTER!!! One more lift and he hits the THIRD ENEMIGO ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! He leaves Howitzer on the table as he heads to the ring post. He climbs to the top, points at Brody, and leaps off for THE TRIBUTE TO THE KING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Corazon lines up his opponent, looking to finish the match with SIN AMO-BRODY LAWN DARTS CORAZON!!! Howitzer stumbles into the ropes as he follows up with a BLOCKBUSTER!!! Howitzer taunts the crowd as he goes to the corner. He climbs up to the top for CHINKILLA!!! He covers CN for the… 1… 2… THE BLACKHEART KICKS OUT!!! Brody screams out “THAT’S A WRAP” as he positions Corazon Negro for WHISKEY TANGO FOX-BLACK ACE LARIAT!!! Corazon Negro counters it into the ripcord lariat, but he holds onto the arm and transitions into ROAZON ROTO!!! CORAZON COVERS FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

"YOUR WINNER, CORAZON NEGRO!!!"

Corazon stands over Brody Howitzer with a slightly torn mask and a bloody face. The lights flash, and now there stands Diego Matias. Diego takes a moment and celebrates his win with the NVR Faithful as we move on to the next match.

"THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL"

"ONE FALL!!!"

Dani rushes up and immediately hits a torpedo headbutt into the torso of RaptoЯ. He stumbles as Dani hits a leaping uppercut that sends RaptoЯ into the corner. Dani screams and charges at RaptoЯ looking for a SPLASHING FORE- HE LAUNCHES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! He grabs her and LAUNCHES HER INTO THE CROWD!!! RaptoЯ heads back into the ring, not noticing that the NVR Faithful CAUGHT DANI AND FLOATED HER TO SAFETY AT RINGSIDE!!! She gets a full head of steam to deliver LOVE LAY- POP-UP POWERSLAM BY RAPTOЯ!!! He hits her with so much force that he bounces back to his feet, spins around, and hits a STANDING MOONSAULT FOR THE… 1… 2… DANI KICKS OUT!!!

"THE FORCE OF A 100 MILLION YEARS JUST FLATTENING DANI DAVIES!!!"

"THE GIANT SLAYER IS STILL IN THIS!!!"

"DANI DAVIES TRULY IS A FUCKING WITCH!!!"

RaptoЯ taunts Dani by saying “This is how we did it in my day”, before hitting his own personal variation of the CURB STOMP!!! A woman screams in the crowd because she was sure she saw Dani Davies’ head explode, but NO! Dani Davies survives the head stomp by kicking out at 2.999!!! RaptoЯ pulls her up by her hair and lifts her up onto his shoulders for EXTINCTI- THE DOUBLE D LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!! RaptoЯ desperately throws himself into the corner. He smashes her into the turnbuckles a couple of times until Dani lets go. RaptoЯ tries to fight his way back to his feet, but DANI LOCKS THE DOUBLE D LOCK BACK IN!!! RAPTOЯ BEGINS TO FADE… AND HE GOES OUT!!! Jeff the Ref calls for the bell!!!

"AND YOUR WINNER, DANI DAVIES!!!"

The Giant Slayer stands tall over her opponent as we fade into the first title match of last night!

"THIS MATCH IS FOR THE R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"

Darby is eating up the fact that he is embarrassing his opponent, and goes to put him away with DIRTBIRD!!! The Asai DDT lands and Darby covers for the… 1… 2… ENFORCER GETS AN ARM UP!!! Darby pulls his challenger up to his feet, as he handsprings into the ropes for a CUTT-NO!!! Big elbow strike to the back of The Were-Raccoon’s head! Cross lifts Darby up for an AVALANCHE BELLY-TO-BACK SUP- DARBY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! Enforcer has no idea as he gets to his feet and taunts the crowd. Cross turns around into a FAUGH A BALLAGH!!! He covers for the… 1… 2… ENFORCER KICKS OUT!!!

"RACCOON BOY FUCKING TURNED ENFORCER INSIDE OUT!!!"

"WHAT AN AMAZING SPEAR BY THE CHAMPION!!!"

Cross is nearly to his base when Darby hits a Jumping Reverse STO… INTO A KOJI CLUTCH!!! Cross tries to catch Darby with a psych-out splash, but Darby slips to the apron, and Cross collides with the turnbuckles. He slides back in and delivers THE WAXING MOON!!! Darby springs to the top rope and goes for WIRED TO THE MOON!!! HE COVERS CROSS FOR THE… 1… 2… 3NO!!! ENFORCER GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! Cross is dropped to a knee as he goes to the apron and leaps off for I’D RATHER BE SHI- CROSS CROTCHES HIM!!! Darby grabs at the top rope, trying to relieve the pressure, but Enforcer quickly grabs his head AND DRILLS HIM WITH A HANGING DEATH PENALTY!!!

"1... 2... 3!!!"

"AND NEW!!!"

The crowd showers him in boos, as Enforcer flips everyone off. He yells that he spoiled Darby’s chance at the World title, and now he will use the R!ZE Championship to capture the NVR World Championship. Another transition.

"THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SUBMISSION MATCH!!!"

There’s a moment where they circle the ring, and Ⓣ goes for a tie-up, but in the slickest go-behind you’ve ever seen, Gavin Grimes shoots behind and LOCKS IN THE KING’S CROSSFACE!!! The panic sinks in, and in less than 30 seconds of match time, Ⓣ TAPS OUT!!!

"THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH GAVIN GRIMES!!!"

Gavin releases his hold and gets his hand raised as Ⓣ stares into the hard cam, confused about what just happened. Mo Mooney slides in with him, but Ⓣ just loses it. Ⓣ rips the tie off Mooney and throws it around. Ⓣ starts destroying stuff around the ring.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING???"

"Ⓣ HAS SNAPPED!!!"

"HOW ARE YOU BOTH SO HEARTLESS TO THIS POOR MAN???"

"CUT TO COMMERCIAL"

A few minutes later, Ⓣ is still having his meltdown. Ⓣ walks over to the announcer's table. He asks KT for his headset and seeing as how the two are close friends, KT obliges but steps away fast because he doesn't want to become a victim. Ⓣ can now be heard speaking live on the broadcast.

"CALEB JACKSON!!! I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING LISTENING!!! CALL OFF YOUR FUCKING DOGS AND GET YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN HERE!!!"

He starts counting down, his eyes never leaving the top of the ramp, and right when he hits 1 "Ima Boss" by Meek Mill begins to play.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? This is beneath you. I know you're still basically a child, but thi-"

"DON'T YOU RIDICULE ME, CALEB!!! THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!"

"I'm not fixing any problems you seem to think I've caused. Most importantly... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDIO!!!"

Caleb turns around and starts to walk to the back as security closes in on Ⓣ As they start to grab at him, Ⓣ's tone completely changes and you can hear his voice crack as he yells out for one last second.

"WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!"

Caleb Jackson turns around with an eyebrow raised as Ⓣ puts his hands together and starts to plead.

"This is the actual Tapson Addams talking now. I'm begging for your help, Caleb.
I'm on my knees, Caleb!"

"FINE, but under ONE CONDITION... I'll let you into this year's American Thunder Dome match, but if you lose... YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER TITLE IN THIS COMPANY AGAIN!!!"

"HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!"

After all that drama we transition into the absolutely bonkers Gauntlet match.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS YOUR HEADLINE BOUT..."

Binky and Kira start the match off, and Izumi isn’t sure how to go about this. After trying to land some strike, Binky gets his paws on Kira and wrestles him to the ground. It’s hard to out-maneuver a 500ish lbs bear. Squiggly hits a Northern Lights Suplex to break free and nearly wins the round with THE SCRAMBLER!!! Squiggly stumbles into his corner and Binky tags himself in, BUT THE DEAD PRETENDERS HIT A DOUBLE DROPKICK THAT SENDS THE BEAR TO THE FLOOR!!! Squiggly tries to stop Dead Pretenders, BUT STEPH THE REF HITS 10!!! THE BELL RINGS!!!

"THAT WAS INSANE AND WE STILL HAVE 5 MORE MATCHES IN THIS GAUNTLET!!!"

A more legitimate match here as two rival teams look to finish their feud once and for all here. Dead Pretenders now have the advantage and nearly win with STOP THE DEFAMATION!!! Belle gets her own comeback here and even hits HEARTBREAKER FOR THE… 1… 2… KIRA PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING!!! They try to finish up the match and maybe win their titles back with CODE VALENTINA!!! They both cover Izumi, but OBATA SAVES WITH A SHINING SAKURA!!! Rivers gets the advantage and looks to take Kira’s head off with a LARI-NO!!! Izumi ducks it, boots King in the gut, and hits the KIRA DRIVER ‘91 FOR THE PIN!!!

"Kira Izumi and Sui Obata might take the whole thing!"

Dead Pretenders were ready for round 3, but the Doples had bigger plans. The Doples are able to separate Kira and Sui and they hit a double dropkick that sends Kira to the outside. The momentum is all their’s when they set up for HOETRY IN MO- SHINING SAKURA OFF LJ DOPLE!!! The Prince of Darkness starts to fight back, evening the odds by Moonsaulting over LJ and landing perfectly behind JL for a KONJIKI ASHISOGI JIZO!!! He calls over Obata as they set up for BUSHI-NO!!! JAMIE-LYNN WITH A SPRINGBOARD REARVIEW TO SNIPE OBATA OUT OF THE AIR!!! Lyndsy-JAMES WITH A VICTORY ROLL AND HA HAND FULL OF TIGHTS… 1… 2… 3!!!

"Kira Izumi and Sui Obata just had their momentum stolen from them by these upstarts!"

The #RicHoez try to make it 2-for-2 on jumping their opponents pre-match, but Mimi and Teddy know their tag rivals well and were ready. The Doples start to work TJS over, going for a PRETTIER IN PI- SPARTAN KICK BY TEDDY!!! He follows up by hitting a THAT ONE SLAM AT BAND CAMP, CAUSING JL TO DDT LJ!!! Jamie and Lyndsy get their advantage back and hit HOETRY IN MOTION ON TEDDY FOR THE 1… 2… MIMI BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! Mimi is drilling Hellbows into Jamie-Lynn. Lyndsy-James tries to pull Mimi off, but MIMI GIVES HER HELLBOWS TOO!!! Lyndsy and Jamie switch wigs for some Twin Magic! Little did they know, Steph the Ref saw them do it and Mimi and Teddy had done a blind tag. So when Lyndsy hits a low blow on Teddy and rolled him up for what seems like a 5 count, Mimi hits MA PAYCHECK ON JAMIE FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

"IT’S COUNT TO FUCK TIME!!! STRONGHOLD IS THE ONLY ANSWER NOW!!!"

Mimi started this match off with Donnie, and Mimi lands a surprise jab that nearly ended the match right there. A Pick N Mix combo followed by a For My Followers keeps her momentum for a moment, but Prower is able to turn the match technical and now STRONGHOLD is applying the pressure. In the 4.9 seconds allotted to them, STRONGHOLD hit SUBSCRIBE TO WRISTLOCK ACADEMY!!! Mimi is able to escape into the corner and she tags in Te-NO!!! Freddie leaps at her trying to stop, BUT MIMI SIDE STEPS!!! NOW SHE MAKES THE TAG!!! Freddie stumbles out of the corner into SAFFRON SHATTER!!! DONNIE WITH THE SAVE!!! This allows Freddie to knock Mimi off the apron, push Teddy away from the corner, and hit a SLINGBLADE!!! Freddie scrambles to the corner for a HOT TAG TO DONNIE!!! Prower starts to gain momentum, but Teddy tries to fight back and lands a BLUE HARVEST BOMB… TRANSITIONED INTO A BIG BOY BOSTON CRAB!!! Donnie is able to grab the ropes and break free, catching TJS as he goes for his A-Peel-ing Elbow WITH A CHOKE!!! Big tag to Freddie and together they hit COUNT TO FUCK!!! Donnie plays defense, going after Mimi as Freddie covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

"THIS IS ABOUT TO GET EXPLOSIVE!!!"

The final match in the gauntlet, and instantly it resembles more of a street fight. These two teams hate each other, and it has been made VERY public. Jessica works over Prower after a WCTT double hip attack in the corner and she goes to finish it up with a STUNNED SI- DONNIE COUNTERS!!! Donnie with a VICIOUS Shin Breaker/Saito Suplex combo! HOT TAG!!! Anderson goes to chop Freddie, and he heads to the corner. He climbs up for POETIC ELEVA- SHE PULLS HIM DOWN!!! Freddie lands on the apron and Jessica hits the ropes with a hip attack… INTO A NATTICAL SABBATICAL AT RINGSIDE!!! Jess tags out as they hit THE GLOWING!!! DONNIE WITH THE SAVE AT 2.99!!! The Tag Champion calls for this all to be over as she goes for LEIGHTON’S LEG LA- POWERBOMB SUNSET MASSACRE VARIANT!!! WEST SIDE RIDE!!! 1… 2… JESS PULLS STEPH THE REF OUT OF THE RING!!! Natalie goes to grab him, but Donnie hits a RUSSIAN TIE SN-NO!!! SUPER-TALIE PUNCH!!! Donnie is reeling as she goes for a BIG NAT BOO- ROLLING HEEL HOOK BY DONNIE!!! MOONSAULT INTO FLOWMISISON ON JESS!!! WCTT fights through it, but eventually, they have no choice BUT TO TAP OUT!!!

"AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!"

A mostly positive reaction, as this gauntlet has been fire from start to finish. This time, for reals, STRONGHOLD are champions and they get to stay champions for the night. as we transition to President Caleb Jackson is at his deask.

"I am happy to announce that after two years of saving up... WE WILL BE HEADING BACK OUT INTO THE WORLD!!! NEXT MONTH WILL AUSTRALIA... THEN TO JAPAN... AND FINALLY BRAZIL TO HELP OFFICIALLY MAKE US A GLOBAL BRAND!!!"

Canned fan reception is placed here as we now move on to the final moments of night one as we transition to Nevada Brooks and Izzy Van Doren entering the ring.

"THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"

They fight for position and the world champion uses her size to push the challenger into the corner. We get a clean break, but Izzy not-so-playfully chops Kira in the face. Brooks laughs as they go back to the center of the ring. Nevada drives IVD into the ropes and continues to strike the champion until she is asked to break… AND SHE SLAPS IZZY AS SHE WALKS AWAY!!! She deadlifts Izzy into a BACK SUP-NO!!! Izzy kicks her legs to get back to her base and has Vada Brooks set up for ADIOS AMI-NO!!! Brooks shaves Izzy and tries to follow up with a SHATTE- IZZY DROPS KIRA ONTO THE APRON!!! Izzy hits the ropes and looks for a SUICIDE SPE- BIG KNEE BY BROOKS!!! She deadlifts Izzy into a BACK SUP-NO!!! Izzy kicks her legs to get back to her base and has Vada Brooks set up for ADIOS AMI-NO!!! Brooks shaves Izzy and tries to follow up with a SHATTE- IZZY DROPS KIRA ONTO THE APRON!!! Izzy hits the ropes and looks for a SUICIDE SPE- BIG KNEE BY BROOKS!!!

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"DID THEY JUST KNOCK THEMSELVES OUT???"

"HEY FUCKING SENT EACH OTHER TO DREAM STREET!!!"

They suplex each other, strike each other and slam each other. However, neither woman can seem to get the advantage as they continue in a stalemate. Brooks hits a buckle bomb that gets her a 2 count. Izzy nearly gets the win with a running torpedo headbutt. Back to Nevada having the momentum and she lifts Izzy for SNAKE EY- IZZY SHOVES BROOKS INTO THE CORNER!!! She pops Izzy up for a powerbomb, and IVD tries to counter with a hurricanrana, but Kira is able to stop Izzy’s momentum and lock in a SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!!! Brooks drops a knee on the champion, trying to get her to submit, but Izzy is able to turn around and kick herself free. Brooks finds her moment and charges for SHATTER… BUT IZZY SIDE STEPS!!! Brooks trips from the momentum of the missed move and Izzy is able to capitalize with a KICK AND SNARE!!! IVD HITS A PHOENIX 630 STAGE DIVE SENTON FOR THE… 1… 2… 3NO!!! NEVADA BROOKS GETS A FUCKING ARM UP!!!

"HOW THE FUCK DID IZZY DO THAT???"

"HOW THE FUCK DID KIRA KICK OUT OF THAT???"

"HE ENTIRE STUDIO IS ON IT’S FEET RIGHT NOW!!!"

Izzy catches one arm and drills elbows into the head and neck of Brooks. 10? 20 strikes to the head? It doesn’t matter, because Izzy continues to drill in those shots as she takes Nevada Brooks to the mat and quickly locks in CORAL FANG!!! NEVADA BROOKS REACHES THE ROPES!!! She rolls to the outside, but IVD sees this as an absolute win though, as she watches Kira get back to her feet and hits the ropes for SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!!! Izzy turns around for a big forearm stri- SNAKE EYES ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! Brooks whips them both into the ring, and she screams heading out for SHATTER!!! She covers for the… 1… 2… 3-NO-YES-NO!!! IZZY VAN DOREN KICKED OUT OF SHATTER!!! Izzy follows up with ANOTHER KICK AND SNARE!!! She goes behind Brooks and goes for the IZZY VAN DRI- STUNNER!!! Nevada hits the ropes and goes for ANOTHER SHATTER FOR THE...

"1..."
"2..."
"3!!!"

"YOUR WINNER... AND NEW NVR WORLD CHAMPION... NEVADA BROOKS!!!"

Kira raises the title high over her head as the fans cheer again for her. Nevada’s family, trainers, and loved ones all come out to celebrate with her as she soaks in her moment as the scenes fade into the Day 2 Crowd!

NVR!!!
NVR!!!
NVR!!!

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
CHAD KASSIDY
vs
DJ DANGER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR OPENING MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

KNOCK, KNOCK IT OUT THE BLOCK, DJ

KNOCK, KNOCK IT OUT THE BLOCK, DJ

DJ Danger’s music plays as the lights start to go in and out with the beat. As the first verse of Action Bronson’s “Dmtri” begins to play, DJ shoots out of the curtain with his arms raised. He takes a look out to the crowd with a smile. DJ Danger begins to go down the ramp, smiling at the fans as he looks out around the arena. He takes a moment to soak in the atmosphere, before running up and sliding into the ring. The New Danger heads to the corner, climbs up to the middle rope, and poses for the fans before his music dies.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The words ‘Oooh he’s a Chad…’ clearly in Natalie Kassidy’s voice blare through the arena, before we break into the ‘He’s a Devil, He’s A Doll’ by Betty Hutton began to play… slowly on stage, Chad walks out accompanied by Thad. The happy couple shares a quick fist bump on stage before the two start to head down the ramp.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Making his way to the ring from Atlanta, Georgia. He is accompanied by Thad Kassidy… This… is… CHAD!”

And Chad it was, soon he would lead Thad up onto the apron where they fist bumped again before Thad sat on the rope like a gentleman to allow him entry. Then he followed Chad into the ring, joining him in the ring corner as he took off his cool Chad sunglasses and wrapped his arm around him… while they awaited for the match to commence.

We hear the ring bell ding-ding, and DJ starts to move towards Chad. Chad heads toward DJ too but instantly hits a back roll to get away from DJ quickly. Danger tries to jump onto Chad as he gets to his feet, but Chad catches him and spins him into the ropes. Eye poke by Chad as the referee tries to separate them, but DJ finds this to be perfect, as he springboards off the middle rope and hits a flying forearm. Chad is stunned as DJ lights him up with a series of strikes that get the fans hyped. DJ handspring into the ropes looking for a back elbow- BIG CHAD BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! DJ crumbles to the mat and Kassidy jumps on him, mauling Danger with a series of heavy fists before forcing a pin… 1… 2… DJ KICKS OUT!!! Chad taunts the crowd as Thad applauds his twin. Chad goes to grab DJ, but DJ COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!! The referee counts for the… 1… 2… CHAD KICKS OUT!!! They both pop up to their feet and Chad goes for a lariat, but DJ catches him with a spinning kick to the gut, AND A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB FOR THE… 1… 2… CHAD SOMEHOW GETS AN ARM UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: This kid DJ Danger is so crafty!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Not crafty enough to put away The Chadtastic One!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I don't think I've ever seen a move like that before in my life!!!

The fans stay behind DJ as he continues to snatch momentum from Chad. Kassidy tries to cheat and pull corners, but DJ has answers for everything. At one point, Chad goes for an eye rake, but Danger catches his hand and SNAPS CHAD'S FINGERS!!! Chad cries out as DJ clocks him with a hook kick. DJ grabs at Chad and quickly locks him up in an STF!!! Chad has nowhere to go, as he spazzes trying to get out. He nearly fights his way out, but DJ re-positions himself to make the move harder to escape. Chad starts to crawl to the ropes, and it looks like HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT… THAD PULLS CHAD TO THE ROPES!!! The referee yells at Thad as DJ gets frustrated. While the referee is distracted, Chad tries for a low blow… BUT GETS CAUGHT!!! DJ catches Chad's arm with his thighs and quickly goes for a MAGISTRAL CRADLE… 1… 2… 3WAIT??? THE REFEREE IS STILL DISTRACTED!!! Thad hopped on the apron to distract Steph the Ref!!! DJ gets mad and charges at the ropes for the DE-KNEE-RO!!! Thad Kassidy goes flying off the apron, and DJ turns around into a SUPER CHAD PUNCH!!! DJ is dazed as Chad follows up with a CHADDICAL SABBATICAL FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... CHAD KASSIDY!!!

Chad rolls out of the ring and throws his arms up in the air!!! He tells Steph the Ref to come down and raise his hand, as DJ Danger lays in the center of the ring. After a few moments of celebration by the Kassidys as they go up the ramp, DJ kneels in the ring and slaps the mat hard. The fans cheer for him anyways, but the frustration of a loss on such a big show hits him hard.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Chad Kassidy steals a win here tonight, but DJ Danger impressed the entire match.

GEMMA MARCHAND: Inb4 KT says something stu-

K.T. ANDERSON: CHAD CANT LOSE BABY!!! ABSOLUTELY UNDEFEATED IN NVR!!! Thad on the other hand…

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

2/3 FALLS MATCH
DANA ALANS
vs
BREE SMITH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH!!!

AUSSIE-HEMOTH!!!
BREE-HEMOTH!!!
AUSSIE-HEMOTH!!!
BREE-HEMOTH!!!
AUSSIE-HEMOTH!!!
BREE-HEMOTH!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The intro to "Don't Stop" by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play as the studio lights go down and the spotlights point to the stage area. Within a few seconds, Bree Smith struts out from behind the correct and she does a few signature poses on the stage. As Luke Hemmings and the rest of 5SoS yell out the chorus, Bree kicks it into high gear, jogging down the ramp, high-fiving as many fans as she can as she goes down to and around the ring. Once she's made it all the way around the ring once, she rolls into it and flexes. Everyone cheers for the Breehemoth as she backs into the corner.

Instantly, these two behemoths charge at each other. These bitter rivals have brought each other to hell and back numerous times in 2022, and they're looking to end it all here tonight. Heavy strike after heavy stroke. The crowd reacts to each echoed shot as if they were the ones getting hit. Finally, Bree tries to slam Dana and take this match to the mat, but Alans fights out. Dana tries it herself, but still a no. Dana hits a discus forearm so hard it sends Bree stumbling into the ropes… AND INTO DANA WITH A SPEAR!!! This isn't a wrestling match, this is a brawl, and Bree gets to top mount to deliver some heavy elbow strikes. She gets behind Dana before getting up and hits not one… not two… BUT THREE GERMANS FOR THE POWER OF BREE!!! The BreeHemoth pops up and roars dominantly as she waits for her opponent to get up so she can wrap her up in a ripcord for the ATOMIC NOOGIE- THE VORTEX!!! Big counter by Dana and now it's her turn to brutalize Smith. She grabs Bree's arm and stomps on Bree's head until she starts to resemble Gumby. Bree fights to her feet, but she gets shoved into the corner. Big splash by Dana, follow by a pop-up into the turnbuckle, and finish it off with RIDE THE LIGHTNING FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: DANA ALANS HAS SCORED HER FIRST PINFALL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THE AUSTRALIAN VIKING IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THICK MIMI!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: HOW DOES BREE EVEN GET UP FROM THAT?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE FIRST FALL IS ALWAYS THE EASIEST TO SCORE IN THESE MATCHES, SO LET'S SEE HOW THIS ALL PLAYS OUT!!!

Dana is just brutalizing Bree now. She drags her out to the apron and delivers a CRASH LANDING ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Smith is in a heap as Dana drags her by the hair and places her next to the steel steps. Dana calls for the end of all of this AND the sweep as she charges for another RIDE THE LIGHT- BREE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Dana boots the steps over and grabs her leg as Bree tries to catch her breath. Dana stumbles over to Bree and puts both hands on her neck for a DEATHBRI- BREE POPS HER UP… GUTBUSTER ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! Bree throws Dana back into the ring and Smith starts to stalk her opponent. Dana tries to catch Bree with a clothesline, but Bree ducks it. She tries for another Power of Bree suplex combo, but Dana fights out of it. They keep snuffing each other's momentum before anything big is it when Alans hits a big right that sends Bree into the corner again. Looking for the same combo that put Bree away earlier, but Bree scouts it this time, letting Dana splash into the turnbuckles! Dana is able to catch herself and land safely on the turnbuckles, but Bree lifts her in an electric chair hold, marches out to the center of the ring, and delivers a BREELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!! SHE TRAPS THE LEGS FOR… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: BREE SMITH HAS SCORED HER FIRST PINFALL!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: WE’RE ALL TIED UP NOW!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BREE SMITH WITH AN AMAZING COUNTER FOR THE PIN HERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHAT A FUCKING MANUEVER!!!

These two goliaths are completely exhausted as the final starting bell ring. They take sudden death seriously, as Bree and Dana just start dropping BOMBS on each other. Honestly, both a future in Union Grand Prix or Elite FC the way they land these punches. Bree, with a huge forearm strike, staggers Dana into the ropes, but Dana comes charging with a double leg lift into the corner. Dana hits punch after punch, causing Bree’s face to explode with blood. Massive Irish Whip into the opposite corner and Bree stumbles back as Alans pops her up for DEATHBRINGER!!! DANA FOLDS BREE IN HALF… 1… 2… BREE KICKS OUT!!! Dana pops up to her feet and starts to fight with the referee, before dragging Bree to the outside. Dana throws Bree into the stairs, which gives her an idea. She drags those stairs over to the commentary table. She then drags Bree up the steps with her and goes to hit BEHEMOTH’S WRA- NO!!! Bree fights out of it and drives Dana back into the ring with a series of punches. K.T. celebrates that he hasn’t lost another iced coffee as Bree catches Dana with a big knee lift strike! Dana stumbles back as Bree hits a POP-UP POWERBOMB… FOLLOWED BY A SLIDING LARIAT!!! POWERBOOM!!! Bree drops down desperately as she covers for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! DANA KICKS OUT!!! The crowd is on their feet as both women just glare at each other and try to catch their breath. They charge at each other, trying to deliver some very desperate and exhausted strikes. Bree misses wildly with a punch and Dana is able to counter it with a modified EJECTOR SEAT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Dana gingerly walks around the ring before charging at Bree with a CANNONBALL SENTON!!! Dana calls for the end now, as she waits for Bree to get up as she delivers a second RIDE THE LIGHTNI- POP CODEBREAKER BY BREE!!! THE BREE SHOW HITS!!! Dana rolls to the ropes to save herself, but the Bree drags Alans to her feet and pops her up for ANOTHER BREE SHOW!!! SMITH COVERS FOR THE… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... TWO FALLS TO ONE... BREE SMITH!!!

Bree just lays on Dana for a moment. All of the energy has left both of their bodies, so they can’t seem to move at the moment. Bree is helped to her feet and gets her hand raised. Dana is helped to her feet, but she throws punches at everyone and gets up herself using the ropes. Dana stumbles over to Bree, and it looks like the two are about to go to blows again. Instead, Dana goes in for a hug and the two embrace. They raise each other’s hands and celebrate with the fans.

K.T. ANDERSON: I WANTED MORE CARNAGE DAMMIT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LOVE TO SEE A GOOD WAR ENDED IN GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: HOW ARE THESE WOMEN NOT CHAMPIONS YET???

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
DONA ROTTEN
vs
NO HOMIE

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

LET’S GO DONA!!!
NO HOMIE!!!
LET’S GO DONA!!!
NO HOMIE!!!
LET’S GO DONA!!!
NO HOMIE!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

“You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC hits and the lights flash red and blue, signaling the arrival of everybody’s favorite hobo! The music builds up progressively, every chord that plays generating excitement and as the drums smash, out comes No Homie in his signature Australian lucha mask and street blanket for a cape, beating his chest like King Kong and screaming “MAAAAAAAAAATE!!!” at the top of his lungs. The crowd of course responds with passion, as The Roofless One nods back at them in acknowledgment and removes the blanket from around his shoulders, throwing it to the crowd and marching to the ring in defiance. The homeless Australian was in the building... and he was drinking Hobo Juice.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to mid-ring. The Toxic Knockout finally lets her eyes pan across the ringside area, before spitting a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the matches to start.

These two crazy wrestlers hold nothing back as they run toward each other. They start with a wild series of fake-out knuckle lock attempts before Dona hits a headbutt that sends No Homie into the ropes. She charges at him, but No Homie hits a Sling Blade that drops her. He starts trying to lock Dona in a paradise lock, but he struggles to lock it in and Dona is able to fight her way out. She throws a series of chops at No Homie, turning his chest bright red. No Homie finally catches one of her chopping hands and picks her up onto his shoulders. AIRPLANE SPIN… INTO A CORNER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! No Homie climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives for a TWISTING SEN- DONA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Rotten pulls herself and now it’s her turn to go to the top rope and she goes for TOXICO-NO HOMIE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! All risk, no reward when it comes to top rope right now, so No Homie gets to his feet, stalks Dona, and waits for a moment to hit… SOLELESS SURVIVOR!!! He grabs her by the head, dragging her to the center of the ring for IT CAME FROM AUSTRALIA!!! No Homie floats over for a pin and the… 1… 2… DONA GETS AN ARM UP!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THESE TWO ARE SO RECKLESS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: EITHER ONE IS LIABLE TO KILL THE OTHER!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A BRAINBUSTER BY NO HOMIE, AND WHAT A KICKOUT BY DONA ROTTEN!!!

No Homie keeps pressing his advantage, hitting Rotten with a series of strikes that has her on the ropes. The Roofless one charges at The Scream Queen, BUT DONA CATCHES HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!! No Homie lands throat first onto the middle rope, as Dona hits the ropes for a Tiger Feint Kick!!! Her opponent is downed on the mat, and Dona leapfrogs onto the top rope for a MODIFIED TOXICOSIS!!! Dona gets up and goes for the CHAINSAW KI-NO HOMIE GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Dona quickly follows up with a MIDDLE ROPE BULL- NO HOMIE DUMPS HER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! No Homie sees his opportunity, hits the ropes, and delivers a SUICIDE DIVE!!! No Homie pulls Dona up, but she starts to fight back. They trade strikes, much to the delight of the fans, and when they hit a stalemate they BOTH SPIT MIST IN EACH OTHER FACES!!! Venomous Mist and Hobo Juice fly around them in a big blinding cloud of spit. They stumble back into the ring, they cover their eyes as they stagger blindly around the mat. They bump into each other and out of instinct NO HOMIE HITS AN UNDER ARM STO… INTO ROOFLESS AGGRESSION!!! Dona scrambles and squirms all over the palace trying to get out and SHE GETS A FOOT IN THE ROPES!!! No Homie is forced to let go at the count of four and they both get to their feet. No Homie goes for a for the BOXCAR DRI- DONA ESCAPES!!! She shoots behind now and DELIVERS THE PUNK PLEX!!! No Homie is slumped and Dona follows up with A CHAINSAW KICK!!! She covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DONA ROTTEN!!!

Dona gets to her feet and plays up the fans. She gets forces the referee to raise her arm. No Homie rolls to his feet and grabs a flask from his tights. He reaches it out to Dona, as congratulations and she takes the pants hootch. No Homie grabs a second flask from his boot and they cheers. Both drink the hobo juice in celebration of their match as the fans cheer “BOTH THESE GUYS”!

GEMMA MARCHAND: How many flasks does No Homie have?

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: What a win for Dona Rotten!!! Glad to see they can both share a drink after the match!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: WHY ARE WE DRINKING UNDERWEAR BOOZE, AND WHERE IS MINE???

[NVR Staff]

IN RING...
Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube & Dr. Dre begins playing throughout Studio Merlot and “Enforcer” Anthony Cross comes out to a chorus of boos. Anthony is in his wrestling gear and has his newly won NVR R!ZE Championship belt around his waist. Anthony gets to ringside and he climbs up onto the ring apron and enters the ring through the top and middle ropes. Anthony gets the microphone as he has a smile on his face.

ANTHONY CROSS: Didn’t I tell all of you? Hahahahaha!

Anthony taps the R!ZE title belt.

ANTHONY CROSS: It has been way too long since I have been a champion in NVR so when I finally got another chance to become a champion around here I didn’t waste this opportunity.

Anthony takes the RIZE title belt off from around his waist and raises the belt in his left hand for the audience to see.

ANTHONY CROSS: This is what I turn my opportunities into.

Anthony sets the belt on his left shoulder.

ANTHONY CROSS: I am not one position away from becoming the NVR World Champion and as all of you marks know that is what I ultimately want. As we all know five successful title defenses of my newly won R!ZE Championship and I could cash this title in for a World Title shot. So with that being said I am issuing an open challenge tonight to anyone in the locker room tonight who wants a shot at my championship because not only will I ultimately get a World title shot but I will become the greatest R!ZE Champion of all time. So whoever has a set between their legs and or delusions of grandeur get your ass out here now.

Anthony casually leans up against the ring ropes as he waits to see if anyone will answer his open challenge. Suddenly "Bloom" by Of Mice & Men begins to play and the crowd goes wild.

WE WERE BORN TO BLOOM
DESTINED TO DETERIORATE
NO BEAUTY IN PLASTIC FLOWERS
NO HONEY MADE FROM FAKE BOUQUETS

As the intro to Bloom begins to play, smoke begins to fill the stage area. Suddenly, the heavy bass kicks in, and the lights begin to flash bright white and yellow. Out walks former NVR World Champion Jimmy Pridmore with a sunflower in his mouth. He looks around with a sick smile on his face before slowly walking down to the ring. When leaps onto the apron and take the sunflower out of his mouth as he looks deadpan at Enforcer. Jimmy drags the sunflower’s stem across his throat, as if cutting it, and then steps into the ring. As his music fades, he raises the sunflower high in the air and smiles sadistically one last time before heading to his corner.

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
OPEN CHALLENGE
ANTHONY CROSS (C)
vs
JIMMY PRIDMORE

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS AN OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!

As soon as the bell rings, Cross charges at his opponent with a shoulder tackle! Jimmy is launched into the corner and Enforcer charges for another shoulder tackle, but Pridmore was ready this time. Cross still sandwiches Jimmy, but Pridmore leaped up at the last second so that way his head is above Anthony’s. Jimmy Pridmore looks at Enforcer… AND BITES HIS FOREHEAD!!! Cross backs away as he grabs his head, and Pridmore delivers a stiff missile dropkick. Enforcer is sent into the ropes and Jimmy runs up catching him with a PSYCH-OUT WEED KILLER!!! The disaster kick hits and The R!ZE Champion is completely stunned as he backpedals across the ring. Pridmore dumps Cross over the top rope and hits the ropes for a BLOCKBUSTER TO THE FLO-NO! Enforcer low bridges the top rope and Jimmy just wipes out at ringside. Cross laughs as he stalks Jimmy, still perched on the apron. Pridmore finally gets to his feet after a couple of seconds and Cross leaps off with a DIVING CLOTHESLI- ROSE THORN!!! Jimmy catches Enforcer with the single-leg codebreaker!!! He shoves Cross head first into the ring post and throws him back into the ring. Usually, Pridmore is a heel, but the crowd hates Enforcer so much more, so The Cultivator of Pain gets a huge pop as he hits Cross with ROOT KILLER!!! Pridmore covers Cross for the… 1… 2… ENFORCER KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE GRITTY PRIDMORE IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO ENFORCER!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: IT’S LIKE JIMMY FEEDS OF PAIN!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: MAKE THAT EDGELORD PAY, ANTHONY!!!

Cross keeps building momentum, but Jimmy’s deathmatch style ends up cutting Enforcer off every time. Anthony starts to land some heavy strikes, and he’s driving Pridmore into the ropes. Cross is nearly disqualified by ignoring the referee’s count, continuing to hit Pridmore and then Jimmy into the corner. Pridmore gets pummeled to the floor and he can hardly even sit up, so Cross runs around the ring for a vicious MAFIA KICK!!! Cross lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and goes for a SUPER GERMAN SU-NO!!! Pridmore elbows his way out of danger and sends Cross stumbling down the turnbuckles. Jimmy turns around and dives with an AX HAND- ATOMIC DROP!!! Cross caught Jimmy and follows up with a DISCUS LARIAT!!! Pridmore is turned inside out and Cross covers for the… 1… 2… JIMMY GETS AN ARM UP!!! Cross can’t believe it as he grabs Jimmy up for the DEATH PEN- JIMMY STUFFS IT!!! Enforcer slams his huge forearm across Jimmy’s back and GOES FOR IT AGAIN… NO!!!! Jimmy stuffs it again. This time, Anthony goes to lift Jimmy by the pants for a SPIKE DD- JIMMY GRABS THE LEG!!! Maybe he had taken a class with Wristlock Academy, but Jimmy is able to shoot the leg behind the NVR R!ZE Champion and hits an O’CONNOR ROLL… INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Jimmy floats back up to his feet with the big man in a ripcord for ROUND UP!!! Jimmy pulls cross up for the GREEN THUMB-NO!!! Cross gets an arm up to block it and shoves Jimmy into the ropes, BUT PRIDMORE REBOUNDS WITH NEXT FA- ENFORCER COUNTERS!!! HUGE SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!!! Pridmore is out, but Enforcer isn’t satisfied. He hooks the challenger’s head and this time DRILLS Pridmore with DEATH PENALTY!!! He covers to retain with the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR R!ZE CHAMPION… ANTHONY CROSS!!!

Enforcer stands tall over his opponent. He’s bloodied a bit, but he’s not phased. He looks down at the NVR pioneer and spits on him to a symphony of boos. He says this marks his first of five defenses and that he won’t allow anyone to take his title from him this time. Pridmore groans and holds his head as he heads out of the ring, but the NVR crowd chants to please comeback one day.

K.T. ANDERSON: ENFORCER DOMINANTES ANOTHER SKINNY EDGELORD!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: He’s so arrogant I hate it. I hope someone shuts him up soon…

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Anthony Cross certainly had a dominant first title defense as R!ZE Champion, but I have to agree with Gemma and the fans, his arrogance is disgusting.

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...
Dressed like a wastelander from Mad Max or the Fallout game series, Vaughn stares deeply into the frame shot of the camera. Brooding, silent, dark, and full of quiet rage, he smirks just enough to make you feel unsettled.

LIAM VAUGHN: “I’ve made my jokes, but the reality of tonight’s main event is that there will be eight people in the ring, myself included looking for the way out of the dome to victory. When you cage an animal, it often becomes either domesticated, depressed, or rageful. I look at the seven other names pitted against me, and I feel genuine sadness for them. Sadness, because my streak in wrestling has been more solid than diamond and just as cutting to the glass ceilings that attempt to oppress the smaller, newer talents beneath the name of seniority. These are names I know well. Competitors I have seen about. These are people with as much motivation as I have to win this match. Those like Myo who hold so many titles they look like a Christmas tree. Those that have walked the path of death matches and are accustomed to brutality. But also the hopeful–the spirited–the passionate. We all want the same sweet taste of victory–but there’s not a possibility for us all to grasp the light from the sky.”

He reaches his hand out as if attempting to grasp the light that shines down from the ceiling.

LIAM VAUGHN: “It’s always so difficult to word precisely my feelings on matches such as these. For me it’s almost like a smorgasbord of potential victims–which one will I hurt the most? But for my opponents. This is just another day dream you shroud your mind with in hopes of pulling the wool over the eyes of others. I can smell the lack of confidence each one of you radiates. You know stepping into a cage with a savage is the last thing you need in your life. You know working together in numbers is much smarter, and you know that even if I bleed and break I won’t stop until I’m drained of all life. Sit quietly among yourselves and think of how you’ll survive because winning is not an option. Not while I exist to break the mold and the wall that stops so many from climbing past their potential. I am the embodiment of everything you wish you could have been in your beginnings–pressing down my weight on all who walked before or with me. Tonight we say goodbye to your precious favorites and embrace the need for a chaotic mess of brutality than we do a hero.”

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
JD DRIFTWOOD (C)
vs
KAI URIGAWA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE NVR GOLDEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

“Not Once, Not Ever, No Way”
"I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"

The music kicks through the PA as Kai steps through the curtain. He’s all smiles, but it’s just the calm before the storm. He pulls his mouthguard from his vest pocket and puts it in. The switch is flipped and Kai steps down the aisle quickly to the ring.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: "Coming down the aisle: From Jacksonville, FL; he weighs in 177 lbs, Kai URIGAAAAWAAAAA!!!"

Kai hops up onto the apron hard cam side, looks over his shoulder at his opponent, and enters the ring. Urigawa takes off his vest and falls into the corner, doing some last-minute stretching.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

The intro to "Symbol of Nevermore" by Superjoint as the crowd gets to their feet. After a few moments, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, pacing across the stage area and screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO". After a couple of minutes of hype, the verse hits, he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

The match starts and the champion charges at his challenger, but Kai lands a vicious head kick that sends JD stumbling into the ropes. He charges again, but Kai ducks the lariat and lands a gut punch that doubles Driftwood over. Urigawa jumps up and hits a double foot stomp on the back of JD’s head. JD goes down and in a flash, Kai grabs JD’s arm and quickly locks him into a triangle. JD scrambles, and it looks like we could see an upset here. JD starts stacking Kai up, but Kai wrenches the triangle to prevent the inevitable deadlift powerbomb. JD decided to put his weight on Urigawa and gets a pin for a… 1… 2… Kai kicks out, weakening his grip. The champ starts to lay down hammerfists with his free hand and Kai starts to weaken his hold some more, allowing JD to break free. Both men get to their feet and Kai tries to follow up with a running knee stri- POUNCE BY JD!!! Kai is just yeeted into the ring ropes and barely lands on his feet as JD runs up with a PEZ DISPENSER THAT SENDS KAI OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JD taunts the crowd as he waits to see if Kai gets back up. Urigawa gets up at about 4 and tries to get in, but JD blocks him. Kai tries again, but again, JD runs up to stomp on him. Kai fakes an entrance to get JD to move forward, and now Urigawa slides between his legs. Kai hits the ropes as fast as he could, and hits JD with a massive METEORA!!! Driftwood is stunned and Kai plants him right in the middle of the ring with a DRAGON SUPLEX!!! JD rolls to his knees trying to stay on his fe- PENALTY KICK!!! Driftwood is out and Kai covers for the… 1… 2… JD GETS AN ARM UP!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THEY’RE JUST KICKING EACH OTHER’S ASSES RIGHT NOW!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Kai Urigawa is taking it to the champion right now!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: How did JD kick out after that sequence?

JD is clearly messed up, but he wipes the blood from his mouth and gives his best Randy Marsh impression saying “I didn’t hear no bell”. Kai runs up going for a crazy jumping roundhouse kick that JD ducks this time. Urigawa follows through with a heel kick, but JD gets an arm up to block. Driftwood grabs Kai from behind and lifts him up for a big back suplex, NO IT’S A DIMEBAG DROP!!! Kai spasms across the ring as JD goes to pin him… 1… KAI KICKS OUT!!! JD is stunned. He goes to mount Kai, but kai gets his legs up and kicks JD away. Urigawa is back to his feet and the two trade a series of strikes. Kai gets the edge, really working on the knees of JD, when he catches JD randomly with a SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!! Leg sweep by Kai takes JD to a knee and he sets up for his SUPLEX LI- NO!!! JD fights Kai on this, but Kai drills a knee into JD’s face. He goes again so he can hit his SUPLEX LI- COUNTER XPLEX BY JD!!! JD grabs Kai by the legs and quickly locks in the SPINE COMPRESSOR!!! JD tries to hold Kai, but he’s too exhausted. Kai starts to crawl for the ropes. JD tries to drag kai back but loses his footing and Urigawa is able to counter out of the hold. JD tries to bum rush Kai with another PEZ DISPEN- SCORPION KICK BY KAI!!! JD is stunned and now Kai goes for a DISCUS LARIA- COUNTER!!! JD catches his arm and quickly transitions into a FULL ON HEADER!!! The champion covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR GOLDEN WEIGHT CHAMPION… JD DRIFTWOOD!!!

JD gets up and throws his arms out, screaming “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED” to the fans, before flipping them all off. Driftwood snatches his title away from the referee, gets right into the camera at ringside, and tells everyone that he’s keeping the title forever and nobody is gonna stop him. On his way out of the ring, Kai tries to get up but JD boots him back down.

GEMMA MARCHAND: An absolutely hard-hitting fight, but JD Driftwood is just impossible to like.

K.T. ANDERSON: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!! I LOVE THAT FUCKING REDNECK KAIJU BASTARD!!! HE’S THE FUCKING BEST!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Trash does beget trash after all…

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE...
The scene cuts backstage as Naoki Ojima stands in front of an NVR banner. Dressed in his wrestling gear, Naoki looks at the camera with a smile as he addresses the camera in his native Japanese. Luckily for the viewers at home, English subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen.

NAOKI OJIMA: “Hello NVR Universe! It is I, “The Emerald Tiger” Naoki Ojima. It is an honor tonight to be participating in the American Thunderdome later tonight. But I’m not going to lie, I’m nervous about tonight. But I’m also excited. And anxious. Scared. Thrilled. Happy. Sad. I have all these feelings inside me that I feel like I’m about to explode at any minute! Tonight’s match will be a highlight of my career because of what it could do with my career here in NVR and because of who I’m facing off against. But then I think of what type of match it is, a big dome cage where the objective is to escape through the top. People will get hurt, and if they’re not careful die.”

Naoki pauses as he places his hands by his side as he thinks of words to say.

NAOKI OJIMA: “And I’m sure everyone else involved with the match are playing it cool and are confident in their likeliness to win. But I can promise you right now they’re just like me at this very moment. And it’s ok. It’s ok to be scared and nervous and be an emotional train wreck because we’re all just human at the end of the day and we’re all just trying to have or moment in this life and to come home to our loved ones in one piece.”

The fire in Naoki’s eyes starts to die down as he continues to talk.

NAOKI OJIMA: “NVR universe! I can’t promise you I’m going to win this match. I can’t promise you that because the talent in that ring are some of the best up and coming talent the wrestling industry has to offer. Ortega, Wilde, Mahoney, Vaughn, Willow, Myojin, Levandrier. They’ll give it their all and they want this win just as much as their opponents. Anyone can win this match and they would be expected to win.”

The fire soon bursts wide open as his confidence returns.

NAOKI OJIMA: “I can promise you this though. I will give this match everything that I have. NVR universe! Tonight! You will have my heart! You will have my soul! And you will have my body! And in return, to the thousands and millions watching from this arena to everyone at home, I hope you will take my hand and we will win this match…..together!”

Reaching his hand out, he motions for the viewers watching to take his hand.

NAOKI OJIMA: “So….are you ready? Well then, let’s GO GO GO!”

Naoki gives a thumbs up and gives the camera a big smile as the scene slowly fades.

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...

“All I know is he never had the makings of a varsity athlete…”

The feed opens up to an undisclosed location where a mounted flat screen is displaying an episode of the American classic: The Sopranos. In this particular instance, Tony Soprano smashes his fork against the table in defiance of his Uncle Junior!

“God dammit! Didn’t I tell you not to say that again?!!”

Tony proceeds to storm out of the family home, scarred by memories of his childhood…

Leaning against one of the walls in the ladies locker room with her arms folded, #1 contender to the women’s championship (Lena Galante), hosts an eerie grin on her face. Dressed in a sleeveless thigh length black dress, Lena brushes her waist down.

LENA GALANTE: “Brea, luv…Take a good look at the centre of Tony’s face. The shame he feels confronting a fact he knows to be true. There’s something about our deepest insecurities that ignites that fire in us as wrestlers.”

Galante takes a pause to slightly caress her slicked back hair.

LENA GALANTE: “The world is cold, innit?”

She chuckles a bit.

LENA GALANTE: “I’m gonna go ahead and concede to the fact that you do possess some semblance of in-ring talent. Enough to become champion in the first place. However, I know something about you that the rest of the NVR faithful don’t…”

Letting out a slight giggle, the slender woman continued as she tilted her head.

LENA GALANTE: “Oh? You’re all curious? Well, listen up. After I had the pleasure of finding out I’ll have the privilege of this title match, Brea, I did a little more research…”

Walking towards the camera, Lena’s eyes became cold. Noticeably, she didn’t blink.

LENA GALANTE: “The very first thing you mentioned on NVR television as champion is the fact that you went through hell and high water to win that belt initially, yeah? You couldn’t lose it so quickly. When you defended against Dani Davies, you seemed visibly shaken at the thought of a year’s work going down the drain.”

Galante takes another pause.

LENA GALANTE: “I’m here to tell you, luv…you don’t really have the makings of a historical champion.”

Winking at the camera, Lena motioned towards her own body.

LENA GALANTE: “Take a look at me now. The woman who should be the true favourite in everyone’s eyes! Five feet nine inches of poise ready to exploit that very fear you have: losing that women’s championship on the biggest stage and having to beg me for a rematch in front of all these fans!”

Lena placed a hand on her hips.

LENA GALANTE: “And, I’ll tell you…I’ll be able to tell how sincere you are by how red your knees will be. So, get ready, baby! Enjoy the last few minutes of your miserable reign.”

The fans proceed to pour in boos on the challenger’s arrogance. Lena glares towards the camera as the scene cuts to the camera in preparation of ATD4’s penultimate contest!

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
NVR WRESTLING
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
BREA LOMBARDI (C)
vs
LENA GALANTE

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR HEADLINE BOUT FOR TONIGHT, AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LEATHER REBEL!!!
LET’S GO SPICE!!!
LEATHER REBEL!!!
LET’S GO SPICE!!!
LEATHER REBEL!!!
LET’S GO SPICE!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
LENA’S BACK!!!

“Like This” by Kelly Rowland ft. Eve begins to play as Lena Galante steps out. She walks up to a giant spotlight in the center of the stage and swings her hips before posing. Spice walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans along the way. Lena gets to the ringside and slides across the apron, before springing up and spinning herself through the ropes. She struts to the center of the ring and poses as she waits for her music to stop.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent, the champion...

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and poses on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbing up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

With the match underway, the champion and challenger circle the ring. They try to trade strikes, but both women have done their research and they block or evade each strike. Brea goes for a wild right hook, just to get judo flipped by Lena. Follow-up knee drop, but Brea is nowhere to be found. Just kidding, she's on her feet behind Galante now as Lena rolls forward to her feet. Lena turns around just to eat a massive spinning heel kick from Lombardi. Brea runs to the ropes and goes for a TORNADO (DDT) OF SO-NO!!! Lena with a big Northern Lights Suplex to counter the DDT. It’s all Galante from here. She grabs Brea by the hair and drags her to the corner and starts to smash her head into the turnbuckles. Galante taunts Brea, before backing up a bit and hitting a cannonball senton! She drags Lombardi to the center of the ring and pins for the… 1… 2… BREA KICKS OUT!!! Lena lines up Brea and goes for a SPINNING BACK EL- PUMP KICK!!! Lombardi kicks Lena right in the elbow and quickly wraps her up for AM I KNEEVIL!!! Lena tries to keep her balance as Brea boots her in the gut and goes for SYMPHONY- BACK BODY DROP!!! Brea tries to land on her feet, stumbles, AND TAKES AN FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Lena hits the ropes and delivers a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!! She covers… 1… 2… BREA GETS THE ARM UP!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THE LEATHER REBEL JUST GOT ROCKED!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LENA GALANTE NEARLY WALKED AWAY AS A CHAMPION JUST THERE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: KEEP ON HER SPICE!!!

Spice does keep on her, mounting the champion and delivering a series of elbows right to the face. Brea looks like she could be out, but one last burst of adrenaline sees her block an elbow and counter with a headbutt. Lena collapses on Brea awkwardly pinning Lombardi to the mat… 1… 2… BREA SHOVES LENA OFF!!! Both women gingerly get to their feet, using the ropes to keep themselves balanced. After catching their breath, their eyes catch each other and it’s like the bell rang again, because they charge right back into battle! Elbows, forearms, chops, and jabs were all traded in an attempt to get the advantage. Galante hits a vicious shoot kick to the knee, but before she can follow up, Brea pops up with a belly-to-belly suplex! Brea screams with energy as she goes running for a POWERSLIDE LARIAT!!! A bit of a stumble due to the weakened leg, so Brea doesn’t get all of it, but she still goes for the cover… 1… 2… LENA KICKS OUT!!! Brea looks stunned, having thought she had the match there. Lombardi crawls to the corner and climbs up, and goes for the AVALANCHE SPLIT-LEG DRO- LENA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Lena rolls to her feet as Brea is stuck in the split, and goes for THE DYNAMITE STI- LENA ROLLS OUT O THE WAY!!! Now Lombardi is back t her feet, but the challenger grabs her up for a Guillotine dro-NO!!! Brea shoves Lena and follows up with a gut kick and a SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION!!! She covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPION… BREA LOMBARDI!!!

Brea is handed her title and she raises it high in the air. Brea hypes the crowd in celebration as they begin chanting “Leather Rebel”. Brea turns around to point at the other half of the fans and hype the- CHAIR SHOT!!! Lena Galante had rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair, and she was taking her frustrations out on the champion. Lena says she should’ve sabotaged Brea when she had the chance and raises the chair agai- SUPERKICK!!! Lena drops the chair and stumbles through the ropes and to the ringside. Brea sets the chair up near the ropes and DIVES ON LENA WITH A STAGE DIVE!!! Despite wiping each other out, Lena and Brea begin to brawl. Guards and ring hands rush the area to escort Galante and Lombardi to the back and also to set up the 6-sided ring for the main event.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Clearly there are still some unresolved feelings between Galante and Lombardi!

K.T. ANDERSON: LET THEM FIGHT!!! LET THEM FIGHT!!! LET THEM FIGHT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I want to agree with, K.T., but luckily I’m not desperate and am excited about the Main Event.

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MAIN EVENT
AMERICAN THUNDER DOME MATCH
NOAH ORTEGA vs ADRIANNA WILDE vs SIOBHAN MAHONEY vs NAOKI OJIMA vs
LIAM VAUGHN vs KAREN WILLOW vs MYOJIN vs DAX LEVANDRIER vs TAPSON ADDAMS

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING, AND IT IS THE AMERICAN THUNDERDOME MATCH!!!

THUN-DER DOME!!!
THUN-DER DOME!!!
THUN-DER DOME!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the contestants…

One by one the wrestlers make their way into the giant dome. The special six-sided ring used for this match makes all 9 of them look so much smaller than they are. A lot of first-time Dome Contestants this year as they look at the cage with shock and awe. Liam Vaughn and Myojin notice each other from across the cage. Dax Levandrier marks the easiest targets in his eyes. Wilde, Mahoney, and Ortega look to see if they can start climbing now. Ojima smiles and looks excited about the opportunity. The only experienced wrestlers are Karen Willow and Tapp, who survey how they’re going to make it to the top first. Once the last wrestler makes it into the structure and the referees lock the doors.

It’s hard to keep track in a match this chaotic. A lot of the smaller wrestlers try to scale the walls of the dome first, but they don’t get very far. Dax Levandrier starts pulling people down one by one, while other wrestlers end up brawling on the ropes and cage before they ever get anywhere. Adrianna Wilde picks out Karen Willow and they begin to brawl in the center of the cage. Ortega and Vaughn are fighting with Naoki and Myojin as we see some early alliances forming in the match. Tapp tries to head up the cage, but Dax finds him and yanks him down. Tapp wants none of Dax, but The Leviathan wants all of Tapp and goes to tackle the former NVR World Champion to the mat. In all of this Chaos, Siobhan Mahoney has found her way to the top and she’s taking it. She’s climbing up the cage wall as fast as possible, but Karen Willow hits an exploder suplex that sends Adri flying. She sees Mahoney getting to the inverted part of the dome already and springs into action. Karen charges after Siobhan but The Celtic Kicking Machine gets into what she does best and starts kicking at Karen. Willow gets hit once, twice, THREE TIMES!!! You’d think she’d fall, but when Siobhan goes for a fourth boot… KAREN GRABS THE LEG AND BITES!!! Mahoney screams, and the shock causes them both to be the first victims of a cage fall tonight!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: KAREN WILLOW RISKING LIFE AND LIMB TO STOP SIOBHAN!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NOT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: PLEASE, SHE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!!!

We see a coalition of villainous newbies as Noah Ortega, Liam Vaughn, and Adrianna Wilde start targeting the other competitors. Tapp tries to play manager, given his ties with Adri, as he tells them who to attack and when. After the 4 of them take down almost everyone and target Dax, Liam, and Noah get tired of Tapp and try to turn on him, but he pulls Adri away from them as DAX HITS A DOUBLE LARIAT!!! Tapp and Adri try to keep the momentum coming, but Dax grabs Adri by the hair and lifts her up into a POWERBOMB ONTO TAPP!!! Karen Willow pops up from out of nowhere as Dax enjoys his dominance, screams “FUCK IT” and hits a crossbody style chop block on the back of his leg. Mahoney with a SHILLELAGH!!! Myojin with a LOVE FROM OSAKA!!! Naoki finishes up with the biggest TANK HE HAS EVER HIT!!! The four of them head to the cage and start to climb up, but the heels stop them!!! Mahoney and Adri trade strikes, Noaki and Karen are taken down by Ortega and Tapp, and Myojin is locked in battle with Liam Vaughn. The Star Kid and The Instrument of Chaos battle right where the dome starts to curve, banging each other’s heads into the cage. Neither wrestler is willing to let go of the cage as they beat each other, but enough time passes that they don’t have a choice anymore. Dax is back up and he is PISSED. He climbs up and grabs both of them, causing Myo and Liam to hold onto the cage for dear life. STRONGHOLD’s Adri and Tapp climb onto the ropes and each grab one of Dax’s giant legs. Karen and Naoki join All Caps Graps up there to try and take Dax off the cage. Ortega and Siobhan run at the cage and they both hit PICTURE PERFECt DROPKICKS TO THE CAGE!!! The entire structure shakes as Myojin and Liam finally lose their grips and we get a TOWER OF DOOM!!! EVERYONE IS DOWN!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOLY FUCK!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: A THREE-TIER POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WALL!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I HOPE NOBODY IS INJURED IN ALL OF THAT!!!

Some time goes by, some climb attempts are made. Noah nearly makes it to the top, but he gets stopped by Myojin. Karen nearly makes it to the top, but Naoki pulls her down with an avalanche german suplex. Liam Vaughn rakes the back of Tapp and throws him to the mat from the top rope, but he too gets stopped by Adri. They’re all trying to get up there, but the inevitable wrecking machine Dax Levandrier is back up and he takes everyone down. It’s the competition’s nightmares as The leviathan begins to scale the American ThunderDome! Dax is at the inverted part of the cage before anyone can get to him. His giant legs boot people away from him as he continues to climb towards glory. The waves of enemies from behind are enough to slow him down long enough for people to head up to another side of the cage to catch him. By the time Dax makes it to the opening of the cage, we see Myojin, Tapp, and Karen up there with him. They all hang and kick each other, trying to send the giant to the floor while also trying to keep themselves up so they may win. Dax uses one hand to punch Tapp right in the face and send him to the floor. Levandrier then boots Karen down to the floor. It’s just Myo and Daxa on top now, booting each other. Myojin pulls themselves up KNEEING DAX IN THE FACE!! DAX GOES DOWN MYOJIN HAS I- DAX GRABS MYO’S LEG!!! THEY BOTH PLUMMET TO THE FLOOR!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: MYOJIN WAS SO CLOSE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THAT ONLY COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GERNANDES!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT WILL IT TAKE!!!

Naoki has been conserving his energy all match, waiting for his moment to head up. He sees Siobhan trying to make it to the top via the corner. He leaps up behind her and throws her to the mat. Ojima makes his way up now, and so many people are still down from the Dax fiasco that they can’t really stop him. Naoki starts making his way up the Dome, but he LOSES HIS FOOTING!!! Naoki keeps himself hanging, as he tries to pull himself back up, but that one mistake gives Liam Vaughn the opportunity to hit a FLYING HAUNTED!!! BOTH HIT THE MAT HARD!!! Ortega and Wilde are brawling near the ropes and Adri gets whipped into the ropes… THE HANGOV- SUPERKICK!!! Wilde goes for a springboard DDT, but instead gets sniped as Noah as he follows up with the rest of “The Trifecta” and then LOST SOULS!!! Now on either side of the ring, Vaughn and Ortego make their way up to the top. They don’t even realize there’s anyone else up on the cage walls as they make their way up. They meet at the opening and again we have people kicking each other, trying to knock the other down. Ortega nearly falls, but he’s able to lock in body scissors and now proceeds to climb up Liam Vaughn. You can hear Liam laugh and say, “You think I won’t” as he LET’S GO AND HITS A MODIFIED SPINEBUSTER FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LIAM VAUGHN JUST SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO STOP NOAH ORTEGA!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: SOMEBODY CHECK TO MAKE SURE ORTEGA IS OKAY!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: DID I SAY HOLY FUCK ALREADY? BECAUSE HOLY FUCK!!!

Everyone is getting tired as the action seems to stay just in the ring now. Adri and Tapp are the only team as they go from person to person beating them down. STRONGHOLD has the ring all to themselves, as Tapp says “I’m sorry” before GOING FOR A SHORT ARM LAR- ADRIANNA WILDE DUCKS!!! SILICON BUSTER… INTO LOCKED-IN SYNDROME!!! Wilde tells her mentor that she’s the one that’s sorry as she turns around into A WOLF FANG FIST!!! Karen Willow is the only person standing now. She starts to climb up and gets to the inversion in the cage when DAX HITS HER WITH A HUGE CLUBBING STRIKE!!! Willow is stopped in her tracks only for a moment, before BOOTING DAX 10 TIMES IN THE FACE!!! Levandrier is stunned, and Willow is weighing her options. She screams out “FUCK IT” AND LEAPS OFTHE CAGE… AND SHE’S CAUGHT!!! A quick transition from Dax as he transitions into THE LEVANDRIVER!!! Dax pops back up from the power, JUST TO GET MOBBED BY EVERYONE ELSE!!! He takes Ojima, Vaughn, and Ortega with him. Adri is just getting up and goes for a roundhouse on Siobhan Mahoney, BUT SHE DUCKS IT AND HITS SHILLELAGH!!! Mahoney has her way up and starts to climb, but MYOJIN WITH ORION!!! They keep Siobhan grounded with the rolling heel hook as she tries to stomp them off. Siobhan finally gets free, but the damage is done. She can’t climb very fast. Myojin catches Mahoney in an electric chair, as Noah Ortega runs on the top rope and hits a DIVING FRANKENSTEINER!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO CLIMB UP THIS DAMN THING WHEN EVERYONE JUST KEEPS KILLING THEMSELVES???

GEMMA MARCHAND: Hate to say this, but that's actually a great question!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: These are the important moments. Who is going to push through the exhaustion and become a LEGEND?

We come down to the final moments of the match. Naoki Ojima and Noah Ortega are back at it trying to take each other down. Myojin and Liam Vaughn are also reigniting their feud as they begin to fight as well. Siobhan and Adrianna have started to fight as well, and in one final corner are longtime rivals Tapp and Karen beating each other up. In the center of the ring is Dax Lecvandrier rising for hopefully the last time. He runs up and clubs Ojima and Ortega into the mat. Adrianna and Siobhan make a truce as they watch Levandrier crush Noah and Naoki and they both go for a DOUBLE DROP- He blocks it, hooks both of their heads and hits a DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! Myojin and Liam Vaughn are too focused on each other to notice the carnage as Dax runs around the ring and POUNCES MYOJIN INTO VAUGHN!!! Levandrier drags the six of them and leaves them in a heap at the center of the ring. He then turns to the two former World Champions, BUT THEY FIGHT BACK!!! A momentary PLC reunion as they face The LEviathan, and their hybrid of styles work perfectly against the powerhouse. They shoot, slide, and literally roll around the ring trying to keep the Everest Heavyweight Champion confused. Tapp is able to wrap up Dax and land a RIPCORD KNEE as Kren follows up with a WOLF FANG FIST!!! Dax is out on his feet as Tapp and Karen run out to opposite sides of the ring and scream out “POOR LIFE CHOICES” as they CHARGE AT DAX!!! Tapp with a chopblock to the back of legs as Karen hits her “Fuck It” crossbody!!! Levandrier is down and lands on the pile of bodies he put down. Tapp goes to hug Karen, but she goes for a WOLF FANG FI- TAPP DUCKS IT!!! He barrel rolls into a big leap onto the ropes. Karen sees Tapp heading towards the top and starts climbing up herself. They both make it to the opening of the ThunderDome, and they both try climbing out, but there isn’t room for both of them. They punch, they kick. They try to squeeze just a little bit more than the other, but neither one can win while the other is up there. Karen hits a series of boots that make Tapp lose grip in one hand. She pulls herself up and goes to BITE TAPP’S HAND!!! He screams, as he quickly switches hands and GRABS KAREN BY THE HAIR!!! He yanks her head back, boots her in the face, AND KAREN WILLOW FALLS ON THE HEAP OF HUMANITY BELLOW!!! TAPP PULLS HIMSELF THROUGH THE HOLE AND THE BELL RINGS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... AND THE 2022 AMERICAN THUNDER DOME WINNER… TAPSON ADDAMS!!!

Tapp sits on top of the cage, with an emotional look on his face. He looks down at the 8 other people he just outlasted, and you can tell he wants to cry. Jeff the Ref is the harnessed referee at the top and he raises his hand! Tapp doesn’t have the energy to go on any rants or say anything, but he says everything wants by looking into the camera and pointing to his head, and mouthing out “According to Plan”, as the show starts to close.

GEMMA MARCHAND: I HOPE I GET TO SIT IN ON THE NEXT SHOW BECAUSE THIS WAS AWESOME!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WE HAVE A NEW AMERICAN THUNDER DOME WINNER, AND ANOTHER YEAR OF NVR WRESTLING TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: TAPP IS THE FUCKING GOAT!!! STRONGHOLD ON TOP!!! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

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