NELL AND GEMMA'S PUMPKIN SPICE LIFE - 11/26/2022

[NVR Staff]

                         
                                       
                                            

NOVEMBER 26th, 2022
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

EARLIER TODAY...
The scene cuts backstage as we see Naoki Ojima walking down a hallway. He stops at a door and enters. Inside we find Reo Ojima getting ready for his match. Wrapping tape on his right wrist, Reo doesn’t pay attention to Naoki as he slowly approaches his father.

NAOKI OJIMA: Dad, I just wanted to say th…..

REO OJIMA: Don’t you have a title match to get ready for?

Naoki is puzzled at first, trying to think of the words to say, but Naoki doesn’t have to as Reo addresses him.

REO OJIMA: You still have a lot to learn in this industry, and it’s my fault I haven’t taught you more. That’s what I get for putting my wrestling career over my family. Just worry about the match that’s in front of you right now, then get emotional after you get your hand raised. You’re a good kid, Naoki. Full of heart, just like your mother. It’s probably a good thing that I wasn’t around when you were younger or you’d be a miserable son of a bitch like me. I came down at the last show because you are my son and that’s what fathers do, they protect their family. Especially from a bunch of carnies. Now get ready for your match, and don’t worry. I got your back.

Reo goes back to tapping his wrist while Naoki collects on what his father just said. Naoki has a smile on his face and slowly walks to Reo with his arms wide open, looking for a hug. Reo doesn’t bother to look up as he addresses his son.

REO OJIMA: No.

Naoki does his best to play it cool as he now combs his hand through his hair and walks to his dressing room. Around the corner, Naoki spies Teddy JS and the rest of TJS 4 NEWS hiding and filming the Ojima's. As soon as Teddy realizes he's been caught, he stands up and tells Cam and Mike to act normal. Teddy turns to Naoki, pretending like they didn't just make eye contact.

TJS: Hey Naoki! Are you ready for your match and your close-up?

Naoki smiles and he plays along like Teddy wasn't just filming him.

NAOKI OJIMA: Yes, I'm ready to defend my Goldenweight Championship and give you a great newsreel for TJS 4 News!

TJS: I know it'll be news worthy! Alright, let's go get ready!

Naoki and Teddy fist bump each other and head to Naoki's dressing room.

[NVR Staff]

OPENING MATCH
NVR WRESTLING
GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
NAOKI OJIMA (C)
w/ TJS
vs
ADRIANNA WILDE
w/MO MOONEY

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS OUR OPENING MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
ADRI-ANNA!!!
GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
ADRI-ANNA!!!
GO! GO! NAOKI!!!
ADRI-ANNA!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

The lights fade as “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI breaks over the PA system, the entryway illuminated only by white strobes that flash in time to the drum beat. By the time Danny Havoc’s vocal begins, Adrianna Wilde is striding out through the entranceway with Mo Mooney and down the ramp; their pace is slow, bouncy as she shakes out her arms and loosens up-her focus on the ring as she leisurely moves. By the time the chorus hits, Adri’s climbed the steps and towards the center of the apron; her lanky form climbing the middle rope, leaning back against the top as she finally leers out the crowd-a sneer on her face as she gestures towards the crowd as she sings along to the chorus. Mo claps and hypes her up to the crowd. Only when she’s satisfied with herself that she’s waving off the fans and allows herself to roll back over the top rope and onto her feet, where she quickly claims a corner for herself as the music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion...

Trumpets blast throughout the arena as TANK by the Seatbelts play. The arena fills with cheers as Naoki Ojima makes his way out. Sporting a Maximum Japan jacket, the rookie waves to the crowd as he quickly makes his way to the ring. He's tailed by Teddy JS and his TJS4 News Team. Rolling inside Naoki stands in the middle of the ring and raises his right hand in the air as green and white streamers fill the ring. Teddy interviews some fans and shows support for Naoki. Stepping back, Naoki takes his jacket off and tosses it outside.

We start with an already electric match, as Adri and Naoki face off. Naoki tries to keep the temp slow, but Wilde is well… wild. She comes in with a flurry of punches, evading a tie-up until it suits her. Ojima tries to play the defensive, but eventually, he gets clipped by a right from Adrianna and gets driven to the corner in a clinch. Adri takes the full 4.99-count to continue her assault until the referee is forced to pull her away. Adrianna taunts the crowd with Mo's help, as TJS seems to be reporting the match play-by-play. Adrianna runs up to Naoki again, but Ojima is ready for it this time. He shoots behind her and suplexes Adrianna on her head. Naoki tries to take over the match by grounding Wilde to the mat. Adrianna is skilled on the mat too, so she struggles and tries to get free, but Naoki lands a few back-mounted elbows that stop her progress. Wilde starts to fight free of Ojima, so he scoops her up for a POWERSLAM!!! Naoki goes to the corner and starts to climb up for a MOONSAU- MO IS ON THE APRON!!! The distraction gives Adrianna time to get to her feet, as she gets beneath The Goldenweight Champion for a WILDE BOMB!!! The double-handed Spine-Buster lands and she goes for the cover… 1… 2… NAOKI GETS AN ARM UP!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I don't like these STRONGHOLD Goons, BUT WHAT A BOMB BY WILDE!!!

NELL MORGAN: NAOKI BARELY GETS UP AFTER THE DISTRACTION!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: What an opening match so far!

Adrianna keeps momentum as the match continues. Ojima may have a size and strength advantage, but Wilde's aggression keeps her on top. She's just smashing Ojima with elbow strikes in the corner. It starts with running elbow strikes, then short-arm elbows, and then just straight elbows. She drags him out to the center of the ring and wraps him up for a REALITY CHE-NO!!! Ojima counters with a RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! Ojima reaches out to the crowd, trying to siphon some of their energy, and TJS starts up a comeback clap. Both wrestlers get to their feet, and Naoki seems to have the momentum. He gets a bit of a comeback as he lands numerous chops, landing a German suplex and finishing up with a double wrist clutch and a TA-WAIT!!! Mo is back on the apron and he's able to get the referee's attention. Naoki is confused by all of this, allowing Adrianna to create AN UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS!!! She counters the delayed knee strike with a SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!!! The referee is still distracted as TJS hops onto the apron now. Teddy starts an interview with Mo, asking him "What's it like being an ass hat" before CRACKING HIS MICROPHONE OVER MO'S HEAD!!! Wilde doesn't like this, so she runs at him with a LEAPING FOREA-NO!!! Teddy drops down before Adrianna can hit him, and she collides with the ropes. She staggers a bit, and the Goldenweight Champion is able to capitalize with LOVE AND HONOR!!! He hits the suplex into the submission just right and Wilde has no choice but to TAP OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... AND STILL NVR GOLDENWEIGHT CHAMPION… NAOKI OJIMA!!!

Naoki throws an arm in the air in celebration as TJS 4 News enters the ring, and Teddy starts to interview his new ally about his successful title defense. Before Teddy can even get a question out, he shoves Naoki out of the way as ADRIANNA COMES BARRELING IN WITH A FOREARM!!! Teddy gets rocked a bit, but he starts to fight back. Ojima comes in with a right hand that staggers Wilde. They start to brawl and Ojima grabs both of her hands for TA- MO PULLS ADRIANNA OUT OF THE RING!!! The STRONGHOLD manager and The Wilde Child escape up the ramp, but Adrianna is clearly not done with Naoki and TJS.

NELL MORGAN: Successful title defense for Naoki here tonight, but Gemma… how does it feel knowing Teddy is trying to steal your job?

GEMMA MARCHAND: So long as it's not K.T., I don't care!

NELL MORGAN: I hear that!!!

[NVR Staff]

DURING THE BREAK...

“I’m NOT the type of bird that can coexist with people here..”

The feed opens up to an undisclosed location where Lena Galante sat on a leather couch - dressed in a thigh length sleeveless black dress. Interestingly, a shiny star shaped championship (the empire great lakes belt) sat across her lap.

“Sha, Derrick…You lot have a bunch of homeless people in this state, innit?”

Shaking her head, Lena let out a sigh.

“Well, I might be a proper cunt normally…But, it’s hard to get excited about a match when 28% of this country’s homeless are locate-”

As Galante takes a pause, two distinct voices could be heard on the other line.

LENA GALANTE: “Fam…I’ve done some messed up things in my day- Listen, Derrick! Poverty is the one thing that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy! It’s hard to get excited about a match when there are people out here who don’t know where their next meal is coming from.”

Galante takes another pause to twirl her slightly curled hair.

LENA GALANTE: “I know that I get too distracted sometimes, you guys…”

With a soft sigh, Lena lowered her gaze down to the great lakes belt.

LENA GALANTE: “Callie Buchanan is her name. The most significant thing she’s had to say to me was to call me ugly-Yes, this is a grown arse bird we’re referring to. You’d think someone with that much to say about my face would be on the front cover of Victoria’s Secret herself, yeah?”

Leaning back into the chair, Lena’s gaze shifts again.

LENA GALANTE: “Shut up! I’m not upset about what that wasteman said, Bruv! Are you DUMB?”

Snapping back again, Lena continued.

LENA GALANTE: “You think I should be angrier about school aged insults, Sha?”

For another moment, the voice opposite Lena's line chatters off…She then begins to respond again…

LENA GALANTE: “Well, isn’t that just the most astute analysis of my tenure in this cesspool. Of course I know I need a win after the two matches with Brea! No one’s trying to say Callie’s just a walk in the park. ”

Moments pass, then Lena presses a button on her iPhone. The voice of Sha Bishop emanates from the device.

“You BETTER not lose to her then, Spice! You know your biggest problem has always been putting every issue before your wrestling career! That’s why you haven’t been booked in Empire! And, that’s why you dropped down the card in NVR! It’s TIME to focus and dominate in 2023! We can deal with all of the humanitarian shit you wanna do after!”

Begrudgingly, Lena finds herself in agreement.

LENA GALANTE: “Fine. Fuck…you two are never on me in an easy way.”

Galante stands up from the couch.

LENA GALANTE: “You’re both absolutely right as much as I hate to admit it. It’s time to actually live up to the shine NVR’s trying to give me…I can’t get complacent. Ugh!”

Perhaps refocused, Lena drapes her belt over her shoulder. Callie Buchanan would surely be yet another hard hitting contest for Spice. Would The Brixton Beauty manage to build some momentum?

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
LENA GALANTE
vs
CALLIE BUCHANAN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT AMTCH IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
LENA’S BACK!!!

“Like This” by Kelly Rowland ft. Eve begins to play as Lena Galante steps out. She walks up to a giant spotlight in the center of the stage and swings her hips before posing. Spice walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans along the way. Lena gets to the ringside and slides across the apron, before springing up and spinning herself through the ropes. She struts to the center of the ring and poses as she waits for her music to stop.


VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

"Call Me" kicks off, filling the room with the kicking guitars before the lyrics serenade the room and the detestable Callie Buchanan walks out and stands on the stage, looking over the people she claims as her masses booing her. She flusters the end of her long coat and walks down to the ring, not even looking at or interacting with the fans. She chooses instead to trash-talk her opponent. When the bratty Brit gets into the ring, she poses with her arms outstretched and slides her coat off, getting into her corner.

This match starts pretty technically as the two women go into a tie-up and try to out-grapple each other. Callie starts to muscle Lena to the floor, so Galante lands a wild elbow that stuns her. Lena breaks free and the grappling turns to strikes as now the women try to out-strike each other. It’s pretty even until Lena gets a few extra strikes in. She runs on the ropes, but Callie runs with her and nearly knocks her out of the ring with a lariat. Galante tries to stumble away, but The Iron Maiden pulls spice in for a SAITO SUPLEX!!! Callie drops a knee onto her neck, before trying to lock in a modified armbar. Galante tries throwing her legs out for the ropes, but Buchanan switches up for a Bowing Surfboard. Callie starts to lose her grip and lets go, but she doesn’t let Lena get away. Galante tries to scramble to get to the ropes, but Callie pulls her in for a QUEEN’S CHOI- LENA ELBOWS HERSELF FREE!!! Lena spins around with a roundhouse that stuns Callie. Spice follows up by drilling her with a series of forearms that nearly takes Buchanan off her feet. Snapmare by Lena as she hits the ropes for a ki- OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!! Lena didn’t see Callie roll to her feet and gets turned inside out by the lariat in return. Callie covers her for the… 1… 2… LENA KICKS OUT!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A LARIAT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SPICE JUST GOT PEPPERED!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Big props to Callie for hitting that and Lena for kicking out.

They just keep going back and forth. As soon as Callie is able to slow Lena down, Galante breaks free and starts to light her up. In the same vein, though, as soon as Galante gets a faster tempo, Callie catches her and starts to break her down again. They’re wearing each other out with strikes, slams, and submissions, but neither one can seem to get the advantage as exhaustion starts to sink in. Lena goes for a discus forearm, but Callie catches it into a single underarm. She starts drilling knees into Galante. Callie tries to hook in the second underhook, so she can lock in her finisher, but Lena digs deep and lands an AIR RAID CRASH!!! Lena gets on top and starts to drill elbows into Buchanan’s face. Callie is able to get out by pressing Lena off of her, and quickly shoots behind Galante for QUEEN’S CHOICE!!! Lena gets launched as Callie screams and charges with OFF WITH YOUR HE- SCORPION KICK!!! Callie is completely stunned as Lena quickly grabs her head and delivers THE SPICE RACK!!! Lena covers Callie for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... LENA GALANTE!!!

Spice pops up to her feet and wipes some blood from her mouth. The match was clearly hard-hitting, but you couldn’t tell from how Lena was acting. She does, however, give Callie a bit of credit before kicking her out of the ring. Callie is clearly frustrated with the loss as she moves to the back, but she swears she isn’t even close to being finished in NVR.

K.T. ANDERSON: SPICE COMES OUT ON TOP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Phenomenal showing from both of these women tonight. Callie Buchanan is one hard-hitting wrestler and I’m sure this is a match Lena’s body won’t soon forget.

K.T. ANDERSON: I hate to agree with you, Warhead, but you’re right. The Iron Maiden is one tough daughter of a butch.

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
GAVIN GRIMES
vs
NOAH ORTEGA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

CU-LT CLASS-IC!!!
LEAD THE LOST!!!
CU-LT CLASS-IC!!!
LEAD THE LOST!!!
CU-LT CLASS-IC!!!
LEAD THE LOST!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

As the lights in the arena begin to dim, "Afraid of Us” by Jonwayne plays through the speaker. Noah Ortega slowly emerges from the curtain, staring out at the crowd. Stopping on the top of the entrance ramp, Ortega pauses for a moment as he bows his head. Suddenly, he stretches one arm up, pointing to the ceiling and screaming “FOLLOW ME”. From there he begins to walk down the entrance ramp, all cool, calm and collected. Once reaching the edge of the ring, Ortega leaps onto the apron and pauses for a moment, observing the reaction from the audience before entering the ring. Hoisting himself onto the top rope, Noah points his finger up again and yells “FOLLOW ME”.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The lights go out, and a few spotlights flash to the beat of “Throne” by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play. When the lead singer begins to sing out “Ooooh Ohohohoh Ooooh”, all of the lights turn back on to a blinding white light, as Gavin Grimes stands at the top of the ramp with his arms wide. The intensity of the lights goes down, as Gavin explodes with energy. He hi-fives fans and hypes them up as he heads to the ring. The Cult Classic slides across the apron, before posing for the fans. He goes into the ring and poses one more time in the center of the ring before heading to his corner.

The bell rings and Gavin goes for a tie-up, but Noah goes for a strike right to the face. Grimes is stunned as Noah drives him into the corner, just to whip him across the ring. Gavin leaps up onto the middle turnbuckle, but Ortega does too and takes Gavin down with a SPRINGBOARD ZIG ZAG!!! Noah starts stomping on Gavin until Jeff the Ref pulls him off because Gavin was in the corner. Noah goes to the middle turnbuckle and hits a double foot stomp on the back of Gavin. Ortega starts shouting at Gavin that his time is over and that he is lost, so he should follow Noah. Noah grabs a handful of Gavin’s hair, but Grimes lands a stiff uppercut that drops Ortega. Gavin uses this as a moment to catch his breath, but Noah isn’t about to give up his momentum. Ortega bum-rushes Gavin with more strikes and tries to drive him into the corner, but Gavin spins out and turns the tables. He lands a flurry of punches to the midsection of Noah, before setting Noah on the top turnbuckle. Gavin climbs up to Noah, and starts to hook his head for a FALCON AR-NO!!! Noah knocks Gavin off the turnbuckles and leaps up with a DRAGONRANA!!! He holds on for the... 1... 2... GAVIN KICKS OUT!!!

NELL MORGAN: GAVIN KICKS OUT!!! CAN THE CAPTAIN TAKE THE WHEEL NOW???

GEMMA MARCHAND: Gavin Grimes is such a seasoned vet! It’s going to take a lot more from Noah Ortega if he’s gonna try and beat him!

NELL MORGAN: CAN THE LEADER OF THE LOST FIND A WAY???

The Cult Classic starts a comeback and gets The Leader of the Lost right where he wants him. A Moonsault and a 2.99-Count nearly win Gavin the match, but again Noah gets an arm up. Gavin goes from softening the core to aiming for the head and neck. High kicks, forearms to the side of the head, and high-angle slams seem to be the method Grimes decides to take. Gavin runs up to the ropes and springboards off with a FLYING CLOTHESL-KNEE FROM NOAH!!! Ortega catches Gavin just right and this is the opening he needs. Gavin tries to get back up, but he gets sent to the outside with a hurricanrana from Ortega. Noah watches Gavin try to get up, as he runs to the corner for a TRIANGLE MOONSAULT!!! Ortega wastes no time rolling Gavin back into the ring and covers for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! GAVIN KICKS OUT!!! Ortega shakes his head in frustration as he gets up. He drags Gavin up to his feet and he delivers THE TRIFECTA!!! The Superkick/Spin Kick/Pele Kick combo has Gavin right where Noah wants him, as he stumbles back into the ropes and delivers LOST SOUL- POP-UP BY GAVIN… KING CUTTER!!! Gavin seizes his moment and hooks Noah for THE CROWNING!!! The Cult Classic covers for the... 1... 2... 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… GAVIN GRIMES!!!

Gavin pops up to his feet and raises a hand in triumph. The fans cheer for The Cult Classic as he hypes them up and talks about how he's just getting started. Noah Ortega holds his face as he recollects himself. Ortega tries to assault Gavin while he's leaning on the ropes playing to teh crowd, but Gavin expects this and low bridges the top rope so that Noah stumbles onto the apron. Ortega gets to his feet, but Gavin gets rid of him with one last KING CUTTER!!! Noah's head snaps over the top rope and he goes flying down to the floor at ringside. Gavin continues to celebrate a bit longer before leading to the back.

GEMMA MARCHAND: Gavin Grimes with his first win since July!

NELL MORGAN: Noah Ortega showed so much talent, but The Captain does what The Captain wants.

GEMMA MARCHAND: I’m interested to see where this all goes for both of these wrestlers though!

[NVR Staff]

STREET FIGHT
DONA ROTTEN
vs
SIOBHAN MAHONEY

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A STREET FIGHT!!!

LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
SPIT! DONA! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
SPIT! DONA! SPIT!!!
LET’S GO HOT MESS!!!
SPIT! DONA! SPIT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron, BUT SIOBHAN PULLS HER OFF THE APRON AND THE MATCH STARTS HERE!!!

The Celtic Kicking Machine and The Venomous Knockout are just brawling at ringside. They’re drilling haymakers into each other, trying to knock the other out. Siobhan starts to get the edge, but Dona blocks a few shots and grabs Siobhan by the hair. Rotten grinds Mahoney’s all the way down the apron and finishes up by smashing Siobhan’s head into the ring post. Siobhan is able to get away from Dona for a second, as Dona hypes up the crowd. Mahoney rests on the barricade as Dona runs up on her, BUT SIOBHAN DUMPS HER OVER THE BARRICADE!!! Siobhan collects herself and turns around, BUT HERE COMES DONA DIVING OVER THE BARRICADE!!! They’re right back to brawling as Dona Rotten beats some respect into Siobhan. However, Siobhan gets smart, and she goes low, sweeping the leg of Dona. She drills a buzzsaw kick into the back of Dona’s head. Siobhan stomps on Dona for a bit, before grabbing a ladder and placing it on the apron and barricade to create a platform of some kind. Mahoney places Dona onto the ladder, and then climbs up with her. Shakily, she pulls Dona up for BLARNEY STONE-NO!!! Dona shoves Siobhan back! Somehow, Someway, both Dona and Siobhan keep their balance on that Ladder, as Dona takes a step and LEAPS ONTO SIOBHAN, AND THEY BOTH FALL INTO THE CROWD!!! They land awkwardly on a bunch of empty chairs as the fans cheer!

K.T. ANDERSON: OH MY GOD IS SIOBHAN OKAY???

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: IS EITHER OF THEM OKAY??? THAT WAS A NASTY FALL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NOBODY CARES ABOUT DONA!!! JUST TELL ME SIOBHAN WILL BE OKAY!!!

It takes a while, but both women get to their feet. Just like all the other NVR matches that ended up in the crowd, it ends up with chairs going all over the place. Dona and Siobhan both throw some chairs at each other, but eventually, they have to duel it out with chairs until one of them loses their grip. That one is Dona Rotten, who may have her hand broken after Siobhan smashes it with a chair, and she begins to crack Dona over and over again with the chair she has. Dona tries to get to her feet as Siobhan discards her now-dented chair. Mahoney sees this, and drills her with EIRE RAID!!! Rotten is out on her knees as Siobhan looks to finish her with SHILLELA- DONA CATCHES THE LEG… LEG-TRAP GERMAN ONTO A CHAIR!!! Dona gets a surge of energy as she drags Siobhan back over the barricade. Siobhan tries to fight back, but Dona hits a head butt and then drills her with a HANGWOMAN SNAP DDT OFF THE BARRICADE!!! Dona continues dragging Siobhan over to the announce table, before setting up that ladder from earlier near the table. Dona pours K.T.’s PSL into his lap and places Siobhan on the table. Rotten climbs to the top, spits mist into the air for the fans, and then LEAPS OFF THE LADDER WITH TOXICOSIS ONTO SIOBHAN!!! The Table explodes and Dona covers Siobhan for the… 1… 2… SIOBHAN GETS AN ARM UP SOMEHOW!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DONA ROTTEN IS WILLING TO GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO DEFEAT AN OPPONENT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: SHE… JUST… SPILLED… MY… FUCKING… PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: At least you shut up about Siobhan for two seconds…

Dona heads over to the timekeeper’s area, and she grabs the ringbell. She staggers back to Siobhan and begins to swi- SIOBHAN WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT!!! Dona tries again, but again Mahoney boots her away. This time Dona just throws the ringbell, and it finally dings right off Siobhan’s skull. With Mahoney limp in a pile of table debris, Dona takes a step back and decides to deliver the CHAINSAW KI- SIOBHAN POPS HER UP… POWERBOMB ONTO THE APRON!!! Dona is able to get her arms around the bottom ropes, so when Siobhan goes to follow up, Dona just spins herself into the ring. Mahoney climbs onto the apron and Dona hits the ropes looking for a SUICIDE SPE- EIRE RAID BY SIOBHAN!!! Slingshot sunset flip into the ring and throws Dona into the center of the ring. Siobhan pops up to her feet and goes for SHILLELAGH-NO!!! Dona ducks it and runs behind her for the PUNK PLE- SNAPMARE… SHILLELAGH!!! Siobhan tries to pin Dona, but Rotten uses her last bit of energy to stumble through the ropes. Dona’s foot gets stuck on the bottom rope though, and this seems to be a moment Siobhan can capitalize because she locks in DIABHAL’S CLUTCH THROUGH THE ROPES!!! That bottom rope adds leverage to the ankle lock, as does hanging upside down, and that’s why Dona has no choice but to SUBMIT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... SIOBHAN MAHONEY!!!

Siobhan holds the ankle lock for a little longer, as Steph the Ref starts to threaten an overturning of the results. Mahoney lets it go finally, and she stands tall. She spits on Dona and shoves the referee, raising her own hand. She talks about how great she is, as she taunts the crowd. She turns to K.T. and blows a kiss, and he just about dies in his seat from the blessing.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: A vicious and hard-fought win by Siobhan Mahoney. Both she and Dona have proven that they are two women that are not to be messed with!

K.T. ANDERSON: I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!! I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!! I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!! I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: You really need to put this petty crush aside. She doesn’t actually like you.

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

SINGLES MATCH
TAPSON PEACE&LOVE
vs
JESSICA SMITH

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS BOUT IS A SINGLES MATCH!!!

BOSS ASS BITCH!!!
LET’S GO TAPP!!!
BOSS ASS BITCH!!!
LET’S GO TAPP!!!
BOSS ASS BITCH!!!
LET’S GO TAPP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Cher Lloyd’s “I Wish” featuring T.I. hits the speakers, paving the way for the arrival of Jessica Smith. She emerges through the curtain with a spring in her step and stops on the stage to raise her left index finger into the air. She yells out at the top of her lungs, like some form of battle cry, before beginning her descent down the ramp. Smiling from ear to ear, she swings her hips as though she’s modeling at New York Fashion Week.

Sauntering down to the ring, Jessica waves and smiles out to the crowd before finally reaching the end of the ramp. She climbs up the steps and hops around the ring post, then straddles the middle rope. She winks at the camera before slapping her backside, finally pulling the rest of herself inside the ring. There, she heads to one of the four posts and ascends to the middle turnbuckle, where she will perform her signature pose before hopping back down to get in some last-second stretches.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: and her opponent…

Classic Man Remix by Jidenna (feat. Kendrick Lamar) hits the PA system, and the lights fade to a red color. At the top of the stage, sparkler pyres go off and as the chorus hits, they shoot off white, as red confetti shoots into the air, and out comes Tapson Peace&Love. The REALEST Wrestler walks down the ramp ignoring the fans and focusing on the match ahead. Tapp slides into the ring on his stomach and slaps the canvas three times before hopping up. He "Runs the ropes" and arrogantly poses in the center of the ring by kissing his hands and spreading them out into the air as his music fades out.

These two well-decorated NVR veterans circle the ring at the start of the match. Tapp goes to grab Jess, but she backs up and slides away to avoid him. Springboarding off the ropes right when Tapp had her corner, Jess escapes again and taunts Tapp for beings too slow. Tapp gets smart and shoots behind, but Jessica Smith has a plan and goes for a back ki- HE’S CAUGHT HER LEG AND TAKES HER DOWN!!! Tapp mounts her from behind and instantly goes for a FIGURE FOUR WRISTLOCK!!! Instantly, Jessica tries to spin out and get free. She gets up to a knee, but Tapp doesn’t lose his grip once. She goes for a front roll, but can’t get herself free. She goes for a cartwheel, but can’t get herself free. A kick to the stomach weaken’s Tapp’s grip, allowing her to leap onto a nearby rope for a FLYING ARMDRA-NO!!! TAPP STILL HAS THE WRISTLOCK!!! Finally, the frustration peaks in Jessica as Tapp shows off his strength and grip control by lifting Jessica using the wristlo- SMITH WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!!! Jess pops up to her feet, and she's feeling the comeback as she hits the ropes and delivers an ASS KISSER!!! Tapp’s stunned a bit as he tries to get to his feet, but Jessica catches him with STUNNED SILENCE!!! She covers him for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! TAPP GETS THE ARM UP JUST IN TIME!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: JESSICA SMITH WITH AN ELECTRiC COMEBACK!!!

NELL MORGAN: SHE WENT FROM NEARLY LOSING HER ARM, TO NEARLY WINNING THE MATCH!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: CAN SHE CAPITALIZE???

Jessica Smith keeps the momentum for a few minutes. Her speed keeps Tapp guessing, as she springboards around him and delivers a lot of kicks with her long legs. She starts to break him down more and more, hitting a sequence of superkicks to the gut, knees, and face that knocks him on his back. She goes up to the top rope and goes for the SHOW STEAL- TAPP HAS HIS KNEES UP!!! Jessica grabs at her back and Tapp starts going for TAPP-ED OUT!!! The Boston crab/heel hook combo is nearly locked in as Tapp wrenches on the ankle, but Jessica is able to scramble to the ropes before it’s fully locked in. Tapp refuses to release until the 4-count,b because he wants to make sure the damage is done. Back to their feet, Tapp shoots for a takedown, but Jessica stuffs it and COUNTERS WITH STUNNED SILENCE… WAIT… NO!!! SHE LOCKS IN A GUILLOTINE INSTEAD!!! It’s the same move that Jess’ tag team partner, Natalie Kassidy, used to choke Tapp out earlier this year. Tapp scrambles, but the 2x NVR Tag Team Champion has him trapped in the center of the ring. Suddenly ICON by Jaden Smith begins to play. Jessica releases the hold and gets ready for the 4-on-1 assault that is about to commence. However, STRONGHOLD never comes out as a live stream appears on the titantron SHOWING ONI AND STRONGHOLD IN A HUGE BRAWL IN THE BACK!!! This allows Jess to signal for Natalie to come down. However, the camera pans over to Talie getting in a fight with KAREN AND IZZY VAN DOREN!!! Jess groans, but before she can turn around, TAPP ROLLS HER UP… 1… 2… JESS KICKS OUT!!! THAT DOESN’T MATTER THOUGH… BECAUSE TAPP TRANSITIONS INTO THE ACHILLES REAL!!! Jess doesn’t want to tap, but she has no choice and she TAPS TO TAPP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... TAPSON PEACE&LOVE!!!

Tapp kicks Jessica out of his ring and screams for the referee to raise his hand and hand him his trophy already. Tapp takes only a moment to celebrate his win, before booking it to the back to go help the rest of STRONGHOLD with the brawl backstage. Jessica shakes her head in frustration after the loss. You can hear her cursing Izzy and Karen for ruining a moment for her. She looks like she has revenge on her mind as she starts to limp to the back.

GEMMA MARCHAND: A wild finish for such a competitive match! AND THERE’S A HUGE BRAWL IN THE BACK TOO!!!

NELL MORGAN: I have a feeling this will not be the last time we see a big brawl amongst STRONGHOLD and ONI or WCTT and PLC tonight.

GEMMA MARCHAND: I have a feeling you’re right.

[NVR Staff]

3-WAY
TAG TEAM MATCH
BAEHEMOTHS
(BREE SMITH & DANA ALANS)
vs
DEAD PRETENDERS
(KIRA IZUMI & SUI OBATA)
vs
WORLD'S CHADDEST TAG TEAM
(CHAD KASSIDY & THAD KASSIDY)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH!!!

DEAD PRETENDERS!!!
THEY ARE CHADS!!!
BAE-HE-MOTHS!!!
DEAD PRETENDERS!!!
THEY ARE CHADS!!!
BAE-HE-MOTHS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The intro to "Don't Stop" by 5 Seconds of Summer begins to play as the studio lights go down and the spotlights point to the stage area. Within a few seconds, Bree Smith struts out from behind the correct and she does a few signature poses on the stage. As Luke Hemmings and the rest of 5SoS yell out the chorus, Bree kicks it into high gear, jogging down the ramp, high-fiving as many fans as she can as she goes down to and around the ring. Once she's made it all the way around the ring once, she rolls into it and flexes. Everyone cheers for the Breehemoth as she backs into the corner.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And her partner…

The lights in the arena go dark as Valhalla" by Blind Guardian begins to play. A massive figure walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. On the screen, The Australian Behemoth flashes quickly followed by the rune of the god Odin. The lights slowly fade in as Danela Alans is revealed and her name appears on the screen in dripping blood. Danela sneers at the crowd while she stomps her way to the ring. When she reaches the apron she grasps the top rope and pulls herself into the ring. Danela gives a wry smile as she draws a line in the sand and does a massive stomp in the middle inviting her opponent to battle. She lets out a war cry as her music fades.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Come to the ring next…

果てなき世界ならば この胸には証しを
同じ涙濡れたら 僕ら笑いあおう

Both Kira And Sui come out from the back before they point at the ring and do a cutthroat motion. They make their way down the rampway and walk around the ring, along the way slapping the hands of fans and talking to the crowd. They meet up to where the announce table is and climb on top of it where they make an "X" with their arms and rile up the crowd.

きおく きずな きぼうと重ねたら みらいいろ
ずっと僕らは描いてく

They make their way into the ring and climb up to the top turnbuckle where they do another cutthroat motion, sticking out their tongues and rolling their eyes into the back of their heads. all undertaker-like. They drop down and square up to their opponents finishing it off.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And finally...

The words ‘Oooh he’s a Chad…’ clearly in Natalie Kassidy’s voice blare through the arena before we break into the ‘He’s a Devil, He’s A Doll’ by Betty Hutton begins to play… slowly on stage, Chad walks out accompanied by Thad. The brothers share a quick fist bump on stage before the two begin to head down the ramp.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “Making their way to the ring from Atlanta, Georgia… THEY ARE THE WORLD’S CHADDEST TAG TEAM!!!”

Soon Thad would Chad up onto the apron where they posed again before he sat on the rope like a good brother to allow Chad entry. Then he followed him into the ring, joining him in the ring corner as they took off their cool Chad sunglasses and climbed up the corner turnbuckles to hype up the crowd… while they awaited the match to commence.

Kira Izumi, Thad Kassidy, and Bree Smith start the match off. Despite being one of the biggest women in the company, Bree is still the smallest in the ring, and Thad looks to exploit that. He starts targeting her with strikes, but Kira Izumi jumps in behind Thad and throws him with a german suplex. Bree is able to take a moment, fighting back when Kira turns his attention to her, but Thad comes running up too, and Bree can’t fight against them both. Thad gives a receipt for that german earlier by clocking Izumi in the mouth with a right hand. The two men start brawling it out, giving Bree enough time to collect herself. Thad and Kira land forearms at the same time, staggering both of them… AND BREE HITS A DOUBLE SPEAR, TAKING THEM BOTH DOWN!!! Bree shouts as she stomps on Kira and Thad, before tagging in Dana. Kira and Thad start to crawl to their respective corner, so the Baehemoths only have time to target one wrestler and they go after Thad. Dana lifts Thad for a Biel Toss… INTO A BACKBREAKER BY BREE!!! The Baehemoths hype each other up as DEAD PRETENDERS HIT DOUBLE SHOTGUN DROPKICKS!!! Dana and Bree are dumped to the outside as they pick up Thad for AKAI AME!!! The legal Obata covers Thad as Kira plays defense… 1… 2… CHAD SHOVES KIRA INTO THE PIN TO BREAK IT UP!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A WAY TO CAPITALIZE ON A SITUATION BY DEAD PRETENDERS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: CHAD KASSIDY DOING CHAD THINGS TO SAVE THE MATCH-UP!!! ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING RIGHT THERE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE BAEHEMOTHS MUST BE LIVID AFTER ALL THAT!!!

Dead Pretenders take over the match with their high-intensity striking style. They pick one of the opponents, corner them until the other opponent breaks up the onslaught, rinse and repeat. They continue to dominate until Chad hits a blind tag and stays on the apron. Kira and Sui continue to target Thad, whipping him into their corner, making a tag, and then beating him until crumbles and rolls out of the ring. They turn around, AND SUI GETS POUNCED OUT OF THE RING!!! Dana Alans is enraged and she delivers a series of heavy overhand strikes that catch Kira off guard. The Prince of Darkness lands a few counterstrikes to try and knock the Aussie Behemoth back. Dana gets staggered by an uppercut, and as she backs up, Kira leaps up for a TRIANGLE ARMBAR!!! The Izumi Special lands perfectly and Izumi is able to keep his shoulders off the mat when Dana tries to stack him up. Dana Alans decided to try and deadlift Kira up, but he lets go and lands on his feet. Kira delivers a spinning back fist and then sets Dana up for a DECAYED STATE OF MI- SUPER CHAD PUNCH!!! The knocks Izumi off Alans, as Chad grabs him and throws him through the ropes at Sui, who just got on the apron. Dana starts to get to her feet as Chad clears the Dead Pretenders, but she gets taken right back down with LEIGHTON’S LEG LARIAT!!! Chad leans back on Dana for the… 1… 2… DANA PRESSES OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON CHAD!!! PUT THAT BIG BITCH AWAY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WHAT A WAY TO PICK OFF THE COMPETITION!!! IT’S NOT MY CUP OF TEA, BUT IT WAS CERTAINLY EFFECTIVE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NOTHING FUN IS YOUR CUP OF TEA, WHITEHEAD!!!

World’s Chaddest Tag Team continues to stay back and wait for their moments, so as Dead Pretenders and Baehemoths both get back up and make fresh tags, Chad tags in Thad and tells him to hide elsewhere. Thad agrees and bails to the outside as Bree and Sui trade strikes. They go back and forth battling it out, and Obata’s stiffer style seems to knock Bree a bit loopy. He lifts her in a powerbomb position for a BUSHIDO BO-NO!!! Bree is able to slip out of the hold! Obata jumps onto the second turnbuckle to catch himself, but Bree grabs him around his waist and delivers THE POWER OF BREE!!! All three Germans land and Bree gets up to the hype the crowd. She turns around so she can hit the Bree Show, but before she can, she gets hit with THE BIG THAD BOOT!!! Chad covers for the… 1… 2… SUI AND KIRA BREAK IT UP!!! Dana sees Both Dead Pretenders in the match, and she decides to join in too. Thad goes for a tag, but Chad leaps into the ring before his partner even makes it over to him. All Six people are fighting now, and it’s just all chaos. Sui hits the Shining Sakura on Bree! Dana hits Ride the Lightning on Thad, but she instantly gets hit by Kira’s Blood Mist! With Both Baehemoths out of the way, Kira lifts Thad up onto his shoulders as Sui goes to the apron for BU-SHI- SUPER CHAD PUNCH!!! Chad snipes Sui off the top rope. Izumi still has Thad on his shoulders as Chad hits CHADDICAL SABBATICAL!!! Chad drags Thad over to their corner, but before he could make the tag BREE RUSHES HIM WITH A HIP ATTACK!!! Chad falls to the apron, but before Bree could grab Thad, Chad pulls him out. Dana slides into the ring too, and turns their attention to Kira and Sui, where they send Kira up over the top rope with an EJECTOR SEAT TOSS!!! He lands on Chad and Thad. Sui tries to fight back, but the numbers game gets him and together they hit BAEHEMOTHS WRATH!!! The Powerbomb/Codebreaker combo lands and they both cover Obata for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... BREE SMITH AND DANA ALANS… THE BAEHEMOTHS!!!

Bree and Dana celebrate their win with a symphony of cheers from the fans. The two hossettes raise their hands and take their moment in the sun. At ringside, however, Chad and Kira are brawling it out. They both blame each other for their team losing. Sui and Thad eventually join in the brawl too, and the teams are forced to separate at ringside.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: HOW MANY MORE BRAWLS ARE WE GOING TO GET???

K.T. ANDERSON: AS MANY AS WE CAN GET HOPEFULLY!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: Man, I hope not! This is supposed to be PROFESSIONAL Wrestling…

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

DEATH MATCH
DJ DANGER
vs
BRODY HOWITZER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A DEATH MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

ONE FALL!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

KNOCK, KNOCK IT OUT THE BLOCK, DJ

KNOCK, KNOCK IT OUT THE BLOCK, DJ

DJ Danger’s music plays as the lights start to go in and out with the beat. As the first verse of Action Bronson’s “Dmtri” begins to play, DJ shoots out of the curtain with his arms raised. He takes a look out to the crowd with a smile. DJ Danger begins to go down the ramp, smiling at the fans as he looks out around the arena. He takes a moment to soak in the atmosphere, before running up and sliding into the ring. The New Danger heads to the corner, climbs up to the middle rope, and poses for the fans before his music dies.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The tempo of "Journey to the Center of the Mind" would pick up gradually, as Brody makes his way to the top of the ramp and holding a kendo stick in the "This is my Boomstick!" pose, before pointing it at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring after some stagehand rolls out some red carpet for him to walk, as he enters the ring ready to make some art.

The bell rings and instantly, DJ shoots out at Brody. Gruncle Deathmatch holds his own for a minute, but DJ’s ferocity knocks him into the corner. DJ delivers punch after punch, letting out a lot of pent-up aggression over his struggles since debuting in NVR. Brody hits a well-timed chop to the throat and starts to smash Danger’s head into the turnbuckles. Brody sets DJ up on the top rope and just shoves him off the top to the floor below. The crowd gasps as DJ tumbles down the ring post and apron and onto the floor. DJ struggles to get to his feet as Brody stalks him, waiting for a moment to hit the ropes and hit a SUICIDE BLOCKBUSTER!!! Howitzer pops up to his feet and grabs a pane of glass and a bunch of light tubes. He sets up the glass so that it’s leaning just a bit on the apron, before targeting DJ. Brody smashes light after light on DJ, before lifting him for a DEATHKI- DJ WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! Brody lands in a bunch of broken glass from the light tubes, but he tries to get up and goes for the BLOOPER HE- NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB THROUGH THE GLASS!!! DJ catches Brody and drops him headfirst through the glass. DJ is a bit exhausted, so he rolls Brody into the ring and takes a breath. DJ grabs a barbed wire-wrapped chair as he slides into the ring and goes to CRACK BRO- NO!!! A boot to the gut doubles DJ over and disarms him. Howitzer stumbles back into the ropes and delivers a HIGH KNEE… DARK AGES!!! Neckbreaker onto the barbed wire chair. Brody covers for the… 1… 2… DJ KICKS OUT!!!

NELL MORGAN: DAMN!!! BRODY HOWITZER JUST TRIED TO KILL DJ!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: HE JUST DRILLED DJ DANGER’S NECK ON THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!

NELL MORGAN: IT’S AMAZING DJ WAS ABLE TO GET AN ARM UP!!!

The King of the B List takes great joy in turning this match into a spectacle as he grabs as many weapons as possible and sets them up around the ring. A door in one corner, a chair in the turnbuckles of another corner, wrapping the ropes with loose barbed wire, and a table set up perfect for a dive spot. Brody is busy playing interior decorator, so he doesn’t see DJ get up and DROPKICK HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES!!! Brody grabs his chest as he bounces down to the mat. DJ screams as he charges at Brody with DE-KNEE-NO!!! BRODY EVADES!!! DJ hits the barbed wire ropes. He turns around and Brody has him set up for WHISKEY TANGO FOX- DJ SHOVES HIM INTO THE CORNER CHAIR!!! Howitzer slumps as DJ leaps onto him and starts to unload punches onto him. He drags Brody by the ears into the center of the ring and sets him up on a knee. It looks like DJ might’ve been going to hit the ropes, but Brody pulls him back by the waistband and pulls him in for that SIGNATURE BACK SUPLEX!!! Brody flexes as he pulls that chair out and just starts beating DJ within an in of his life. Howitzer drags DJ over to the table and places him on top. Brody taunts the crowd as he climbs up to the top, and leaps off with a CHINKILL- DJ ROLLS OFF!!! Nobody knows how DJ had the wherewithal to evade, but he does and the table explodes as soon as Brody hits it. DJ crawls to the opposite corner and gets up to grab the door. He leans the door on the chair from earlier, wraps some of the loose barbed wire around Brody’s head, and lifts him for the DANGER DRIVER THROUGH THE DOOR!!! He covers Brody for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... DJ DANGER!!!

DJ gets up, covered in blood from the glass and barbs, and tries to throw a fist up, but he stumbles and Jeff the Ref has to catch him. Jeff raises DJ’s hand and the crowd cheers for the young upstart. Brody rolls out of the ring, needing help getting the barbed wire out of his forehead from the piledriver. He curses DJ with every barb that comes out of his face. The medics try to help him more, but Brody says they’re ruining his money maker and walks away from them.

NELL MORGAN: DJ Danger escaped death and sent the Saint of Miami straight to hell in that one!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I’d tell Brody to go back to his day job, but they call him the King of the B List for a reason…

NELL MORGAN: Maybe he needs to find an afternoon job instead!

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
DIEGO MATIAS (C)
vs
LIAM VAUGHN

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

VAUGHN! VAUGHN! VAUGHN!!!
VAMOS DIEGO! VAMOS!!!
VAUGHN! VAUGHN! VAUGHN!!!
VAMOS DIEGO! VAMOS!!!
VAUGHN! VAUGHN! VAUGHN!!!
VAMOS DIEGO! VAMOS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

All of the lights go out in the arena, as the opening sirens of “Twisted” by Missio begin to play. Singular lights flash to the sound of the music as a lone spotlight points down on the stage. Suddenly we see a man repel down from the ceiling from the light, and land on the stage.

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS

I'M A LITTLE TWISTED!!!

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS

I'M A LITTLE TWISTED!!!

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS

I'M A LITTLE TWISTED!!!

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS

I'M A LITTLE TWISTED!!!

The lights all shoot on as we see Liam Vaughn standing on the stage. He saunters down to the ring, calm and uninterested in the fans around him. He takes his time until the chorus strikes up again, and he begins to run towards the hard-cam side of the ring, sliding across the ring apron and spinning himself through the ropes. Just as fast as his burst of energy came, it went away and he nonchalantly stumbles backward into a corner as he waits for the match to start.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And the champion...

#1 by Nelly plays as the colors of the Mexican flag strobe all over the arena as Diego comes out of the curtains. He does a prayer to his mentor, and waves hello at the camera to his sister Daya. Diego starts to walk down to the ring and hi-fives as many fans as he can before he slides to the ring and gives a shout-out to the man upstairs before he warms up for his opponent and acknowledges the crowd.

A big clash to start the match, as both wrestlers charge at each other. Liam’s Unorthodox Striking style and Diego’s Speedy Lucha/Puro hybrid make for a high intensity shoot out. Speedy kicks, stiff punches, forearms as far as the eye can see. It isn’t until Diego catches Liam with a hurricanrana that the match ends up being technical. Diego tries to keep Liam in a headscissors, but Liam escapes. The Champ tries to kip up, but The Warped Enigma kicks his legs out from beneath him and starts to stomp on him. Liam weirdly bends Diego’s arm, so that his wrist is twisted and his elbow is up in the air… AND HE STOMPS ON IT!!! Diego grabs his arm and tries to get away from Vaughn, but Liam hooks him by the head and delivers GOURDBUSTER!!! Liam doesn’t let Diego get to his feet as he drops him again with a low-angle bionic elbow! He rolls Diego over for the… 1… DIEGO KICKS OUT!!! Liam Vaughn didn’t like that one bit, as he bites his face and starts drilling elbows into Diego’s face. Matias is able to get away for a moment, scrambling free, and even gets a bit of a comeback going. Swift spin kicks to the gut followed by a jumping facebuster. Diego leaps onto the top rope for a SPRINGBOARD PHOENIX SPL- LIAM PUTS A FOOT UP!!! Diego might as well have Liam’s boot printed on his face with how hard he hit it. Diego stumbles to his feet and Liam catches him with an STO BACKBREAKER… INTO A SWINGING DDT!!! Diego bounces off the mat so hard he ends up on his knees as Liam hits a thrust kick and follows up with a POWERBOMB!!! He covers for the… 1… 2… DIEGO KICKS OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: COME ON VAUGHNGEANCE!!! IT’S YOUR TIME!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: LIAM VAUGHN SCORING A NEARFALL!!! CAN HE KEEP UP THE DOMINANCE???

K.T. ANDERSON: OF COURSE HE CAN!!! IT’S JUST DIEGO!!!

Liam puts Diego in the corner and begins to beat the hell out of him. Diego is starting to look a bit bloody from all the strikes as Liam hooks his head and launches him with an X-Plex Toss. He stalks Diego, waiting for his time to pounce, and he finds his moment with HAUNT-NO!!! Diego drops low and catches Liam on his shoulders for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! Diego seems to have no energy left as he crawls to the ropes. Despite getting hit with a bug move, Liam is the first to get up and crushes the champ with a CANNONBALL SENTON INTO THE ROPES!!! He drags Diego off the ropes, realizing he has to dig deeper, and sets Diego up for the LUMBAR CH- DIEGO GOES FOR A HURRICANRA- LIAM STOPS IT!!! Amazing strength by the Challenger as he lifts Diego up for a POWEBO- SUNSET FLIP PILEDRIVER BY DIEGO!!! Matias wraps Liam up for the ACE LARI- CODEBREAKER TO THE ARM!!! Liam takes Diego’s arm and starts to stomp on it! He grabs Diego’s arm and goes for a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! Diego screams as he tries to inch his way over the ropes. Matias looks like he might tap, BUT HE GETS TO THE ROPES!!! Vaughn breaks the hold, but only so he can peel Diego off the ropes and go for the MAGNUM OP-COUNTER BY DIEGO… DDT DE ORO!!! Diego covers for the… 1… 2… LIAM KICKS OUT!!! Diego holds that bad arm and realizes his usual finisher is now impossible. Desperate to retain his title, he scrambles to the corner and climbs to the top. He points up to the sky before leaping off for TRIBUTE TO THE KING!!! Diego covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL… AND STILL THE NVR R!ZE CHAMPION… DIEGO MATIAS!!!

Diego gets to his feet and raises his hand. He looks down at Liam and tries to help him up, but Liam just rolls out and glares at Diego. The two have a pretty intense staredown for a moment, but Vaughn turns around and heads to the back without a word. Diego raises his title as Liam disappears behind the curtain, but as soon as he is about to leave, Classic Man Remix by Jidenna (feat. Kendrick Lamar) begins to play on the PA.

Out walks Tapson Peace&Love, along with Mo Mooney. Diego looks confused at first as he steps back into the ring and watches Tapp make his way down. Mo Mooney as that American Thunder Dome Trophy that Tapp had commissioned and raises it high in the air like it was a title itself. This prompts Diego to place his R!ZE Championship onto his shoulder. Finally, Tapson and Mo make it to the apron and Mo bends the middle rope for Tapson Peace&Love to enter the ring. Tapp motions for a microphone as Mo Raises that Trophy high in the air and stares at Diego.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: I spent a long time thinking about which champion I would face.

Tapp paces around the ring.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: Most would have thought that I would have chosen Nevada because she’s World Champion.

Tapp shakes his head.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: But why would I want the World Championship when Kira, Izzy, and Julianna did nothing but sully the prestige I bestowed upon it? That bitch Danny used to say he was the last real NVR Champion, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I HELD IT!!!

Tapson Peace&Love catches himself and calms down. Mo continues to raise that Trophy and stare at Diego, but The R!ZE Champion keeps his eyes on Tapp.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: You see, I don’t need to be some cliche that instantly challenges for the top title, because EVERY title I hold becomes the top title. Nevada can have the shell of a belt that I legitimized because I’m a workhorse and that…

Tapp stops right in front of Diego and points directly at the R!ZE Championship.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: That is a workhorse belt.

Tapson motions for Mo to close in on Diego, as Mooney still holds that trophy high in the air. Tapp points at the Trophy now.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: That right there, represents the fact that I am a workhorse. I am THE WORKHORSE. NVR Wrestling wouldn’t still be here if I didn’t revive it. So at Fim Do Mundo, I’m cashing in this…

He points at the trophy again.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: For a shot at THAT!!!

Tapp puts a finger on Diego’s belt and shoves him. Diego goes to get in Tapp’s face, but Mo gets between them. Diego raises his R!ZE Championship high in the air, and now the belt and the trophy are touching from the closeness.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: But here’s the catch… I don’t want to face you for that championship…

Tapp smirks.

TAPSON PEACE&LOVE: I want to face the good one with the mask and the talent, because you… ain’t HIM, but maybe the mask is.

Diego glares at Tapp now as Tapson Peace&Love starts to leave the ring, Mo still standing tall for his client. As Tapp exits the ring, the lights go out. They come back on and Corozon Negro is standing in the ring now holding the R!ZE Championship. He wraps Mo up, and delivers THE BLACK ACE LARIAT!!! Mooney rolls out of the ring and The Black Heart boots the trophy out of the ring. Corazon raises his championship high in the air and Tapson just smiles at him.

K.T. ANDERSON: TAPP IS GONNA BE CHAMPION FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: BIG CHALLENGE LAID DOWN BY TAPP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE R!ZE CHAMPION ACCEPTS!!!

K.T. ANDERSON:DIEGO, CORAZON NEGRO, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS… HE’S FUCKED!!!

[NVR Staff]

[NVR Staff]

TRIPLE THREAT
ANTHONY CROSS
vs
DAX LEVANDRIER
vs
RAPTOЯ

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!

DAX IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
EN-FOR-CER!!!
LET’S GO RAPTOЯ!!!
DAX IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
EN-FOR-CER!!!
LET’S GO RAPTOЯ!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre start playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entranceway. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs onto the ring apron, looks out at the crowd, and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: The next wrestler…

The song plays for 15 seconds before Dax Levandrier steps through the curtains. He stands on the stage and cranks his neck before bellowing out this almost primal yell.

“DEFY YOU, TO THE DEATH WE DESERVE”

He starts to hop back and forth on his feet until he starts stomping on down the ramp. He doesn’t once look out to the crowd, his eyes laser-focused on the ring. Closing his eyes, he lets the screaming of his theme song fill his thoughts before opening his eyes and leaping onto the apron. He cleans his boots on the apron and steps through, walking toward the center of the ring. The hard cam zooms in on Dax as he madly stares through the lens, almost as if he’s peering through the souls of the audience watching at home.

The song runs through the chorus once more and Dax walks his way toward the nearest rope, climbing onto the second turnbuckle. He finally looks out to the crowd and steps his right foot on the top turnbuckle before he flexes his massive arms, yelling out once again like a madman. He then does a 180 and hops off, staring blankly yet again, zoned in for his bout.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

"Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin plays, as the lights change different colors of green, gold, and brown. The music changes into the first verse and out comes the 100 Million-year-old rookie, RaptoЯ steps out from behind the curtain. He takes his first small step for Dinos and his one giant leap for Dino-kind! With that, he stomps out to the ring and raises his hands in self-hype as the fans cheer for him as well. One big step over the top rope, and he's in the center of the ring screaming "We're Back" before posing in the ring and letting his music die.

The three behemoths circle the ring. Neither one is willing to strike first or get hit first. Cross and Dax look at each other and start to target RaptoЯ. RaptoЯ has the reach advantage over the other two, so he’s able to clock Enforcer, but Dax comes in with a takedown. Dax is just abusing RaptoЯ, but here comes Anthony Cross with a wild punch to the back of the head. The two MMA specialists get to their feet and begin to drill each other big punches. Stiff leg kick from Levandrier to Cross and it nearly gives way, so Dax comes up with a big knee and a clinch into the corner. Dax is drilling shot after shot into Cross, but Cross is able to do a standing switch and delivers his strikes in the corner. Overhead Belly-to-Belly by Cross sends Dax back into the center of the ring. Cross comes running up for an SPE-KNEE BY DAX!!! Dax hooks Enforcer by the head and goes for the LEVANDRI- Cross breaks free and shoots behind for OMERT- DAX ELBOWS HIMSELF FREE!!! The two start to trade stri- DOUBLE LARIAT BY RAPTOЯ!!! RaptoЯ starts to light both men up as he hits them with asteroid-level impact. He lands a high knee on Dax and then delivers a WRISTLOCK HEADBUTT!!! Dax goes down, but before RaptoЯ could grab him, Cross tries to grab him. RaptoЯ counters and whips him into the corner and delivers a METEORA!!! Cross stumbles out of the corner and RaptoЯ delivers a BIG BOOT!!! Cross is sent to the outside as RaptoЯ sees Dax trying to get up and charge- SPINEBUSTER BY DAX!!! Dax covers RaptoЯ for the... 1... 2... RAPTOЯ KICKS OUT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: DAX LEVANDRIER IS A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN!!! I TELL YOU WHAT!!!

NELL MORGAN: EVERY SINGLE WRESTLER HERE IS A MONSTER OF SOME KIND, BUT DAX IS DIFFERENT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THAT’S WHY HE’S THE 2X EVEREST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Dax and RaptoЯ reignite their feud after this as they begin to trade strike after strike. Lesser men would be knocked out by one of these hits, but Dax and RaptoЯ refuse to budge. RaptoЯ gets the better of Dax with a spinning kick he likes to call the Tail Whip! He hooks Dax by the head and lifts him up for an END OF HUMANKIND!!! The Suplex Backbreaker lands perfectly, but Cross comes back into the ring with a SLIDING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Enforcer starts to drill punches into the Cretaceous Crippler, but RaptoЯ fights back to his feet and hits a POP-UP HEADBUTT!!! Cross tries to fight back, but RaptoЯ keeps the momentum going. Dax tries to get back into the match, but RaptoЯ whips Enforcer into him and they crack their heads together. Cross tries to get away by stumbling to the corner, but RaptoЯ spots him and goes for a big SPLA- MAFIA KIC FROM CROSS!!! Cross heads up to the top rope as he motions for RaptoЯ to get up. RaptoЯ does rise, but Cross didn’t expect him to turn around CHOKESLAM CROSS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! He covers Cross a for the… 1… 2… DAX BREAKS IT UP!!!

NELL MORGAN: WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: CROSS ISN’T MOVING AFTER THAT MOVE!!!

NELL MORGAN: RAPTOЯ COULD HAVE THIS MATCH IN THE BAG NOW!!!

RaptoЯ gets rid of Dax with a few stiff strikes and then tries to continue to fight with Cross, but Anthony rolls to the outside. RaptoЯ follows him to the outside, but he turns around to see DAX WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! They’re all brawling now and Dax and Cross send RaptoЯ over the barricade. Cross whips Dax into the ring post and then follows up with a MAFIA KICK!!! Dax’s face is covered in blood after that. Anthony Cross starts to get a little crazy and sends two tables into the ring and a handful of chairs. He tries to get in to set up his creation, but RaptoЯ comes back over the barricade and drags him out for a LAND BEFORE TIME ON THE HARD GROUND!!! He tries to capitalize, but Dax comes up with a lariat that sends RaptoЯ into the ring. RaptoЯ and Dax duke it out, but a spinning back fist sends RaptoЯ careening into the corner. Dax sets the tables up by where RaptoЯ landed and scatters the chairs across them. He then lifts RaptoЯ onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with his opponent. Dax puts his arms around the waist of RaptoЯ for a SUPER GUTWRENCH SUP- ENFORCER GETS BENEATH DAX!!! TOWER OF DOOM THROUGH THE TABLES AND CHAIRS!!! RaptoЯ gets released in the air, so he gets tossed nearly over the tables, leaving Dax to eat the bulk of the impact. Anthony Cross is the only one to get out unscathed so he climbs onto Dax and covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... ANTHONY CROSS!!!

Cross stands tall in the ring as he looks at the carnage he had created. RaptoЯ is able to roll out of the ring on his own accord, but Dax doesn’t move. The Leviathan is taken out of the ring on a stretcher and Enforcer couldn’t be happier. He points to Dax as he’s escorted away, and says that whoever walks out as NVR World Champion will suffer the same fate soon. He motions for the belt as we cut to commentary.

NELL MORGAN: Big win for Anthony Cross, but I hope Dax is okay.

GEMMA MARCHAND: We’ve seen a lot of scary moments in that NVR ring, but I think what we just witnessed is right up there with the scariest.

NELL MORGAN: I couldn’t agree more.

[NVR Staff]

BACKSTAGE…
The risky, high-impact business of professional wrestling injects a cocktail of adrenaline and excitement into the veins of hundreds of thousands of fans each and every NVR show, with tonight's broadcast of Gemma's Pumpkin Spice Life being no different. We cut away from the fever-pitch Studio Merlot atmosphere to the backstage area, where the cameras travel to NVR's very own "Killing Machine" Cera Conner hammering forearms into the steel lockers as if they were a punching bag.

Clang…

Clang…

Clang…

Cera punches the door hard, the fierce precision of the shot causing the locker door to fly open and near swing off completely at the hinges. Cera pauses for a moment, backs up and begins jumping, gripping the top of the locker with her hands and savaging the doors with knee shots.

The camera pans out slightly revealing NVRs interviewer, Gemma, in the door frame, hesitant to move with microphone in hand. Ms. Marchand flinches with each bang of steel, visibly jumping back and throwing the camera a nervous uneasy smile. Gemma Marchand eventually musters confidence, taking a breath and composing herself.

GEMMA MARCHAND: Cera Conner, any thoughts on..

Cera pauses and throws Gemma a death glare, continuing to brutalise the locker with her murder-knees, ignoring the interviewer completely. Cera breathes out a deep breath, clearly a fit as fuck unit of a human in short black shorts and singlet, showcasing a physique that is almost not humanly possible… a convenient description for a living, breathing cyborg on a mission to assassinate all things women wrestling.

GEMMA MARCHAND: I really just want…

Cera stops, staring the interviewer down and burning a hole in her head, before calmly removing the microphone from her fingers.

CERA CONNER: You know it's funny, I always wanted to be a rockstar… I used to paint stars on my eye and cut my clothes, thinking I was a big-shot glam metal star one power ballad at a time. It was great, and it was fun but it wasn't realistic, and it wasn't my endgame… it was three to five minutes of amusement at a time and nothing more… a pipe dream. A talentless pipe dream, you suck at singing so you surround yourself with the loudest musicians you can to drown out the fact that you're just awful… awful and in denial. It's funny that the same song and dance applies, Brea is a strong deserving champion surrounding herself with this noise, this multitude of just okay wrestlers in safe, just okay matches... five minutes of amusement at a time, tonight Brea Lombardi is going to find out that pipe dream must be terminated.

Cera doesn't blink, she barely cracks her menacing facade, the rant seemingly coming out of nowhere.

CERA CONNER: I did what I do best. I walked into Big Wednesday, got the job done and I walked out the number one contender to the NVR Women's Championship. I went up against three other opponents last week, spitting mist and throwing themselves in the air, three incredible athletes in their own right, but all that was left in the end… was me. I proved that without a shadow of a doubt I am the woman around here, just like I'm going to prove I'm the women's champion tonight and continue to be the most dominant wrestler in NVR history period… as I said, Brea Lombardi is a strong, deserving champion…

SLAM!!!

Cera spins on a dime and demolishes the locker with a back elbow, that back elbow, the door indeed popping off dramatically, hitting the concrete and bouncing from it with a shallow tink. Cera simply wraps a towel around her neck and presses the microphone into the interviewer's chest.

CERA CONNER: But Not Furlong…

Cera winks, and confidently walks off as Gemma watches in silence.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TAG TEAM MATCH
STRONGHOLD (C)
(FREDDIE FLORENTINO & DONNIE PROWER)
vs
ONI
(REO OJIMA & KAI URIGAWA)

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO ONI!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
LET’S GO ONI!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!
LET’S GO ONI!!!
ALL CAPS GRAPS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

We hear the calm strings pipe through the PA as the titantron slowly reveals an ONI logo. Finally, the beat kicks in, and out of the black curtain comes Kai Urigawa and Reo Ojima, collectively known as ONI. Urigawa crouches, bouncing from side to side, as Reo stands behind him and crosses his arms. Urigawa puts his mouthguard in, stands back up, and bumps wrists with Reo and the two make their way down the ring. Urigawa leads the way, mimicking punches toward the camera. Urigawa slides into the ring as Ojima climbs up onto the apron and up to the top turnbuckle. Urigawa sticks his head between the top and middle ropes. Each man with a focused grimace.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent...

The intro to Jaden Smith's smash hit "Icon" reverberates through the speakers as the crowd comes alive. The voice of Freddie Florentino can be heard over the first 10 seconds of the intro:

Freddie Florentino: GRAB YA TAG ROPE AND COUNT TO FUCK! STRONGHOLD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSE… CABRÓNS!"

The fans chant along with him. Once the song kicks in and the first "whoa" hits, Donnie Prower, with a STRONGHOLD flag in hand, and Freddie Florentino burst out from behind the curtain with Jaden Smith's flow guiding them out.

"What you call an icon livin'?
Start a record label, MSFTS just did it (Woo)
Nylon cover, five minutes, whoa
We up too hot in the business (Woo)"

Freddie is vibin to the track, pumping his fist for every whoa and woo, while Donnie is already talkin' that shit to the front row, letting them know that they're about to sit in on an exhibition. Both men make their way down to the ring, turning their attention to the match at hand as they scale the turnbuckles. Freddie hunches over, lowering his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose and running his mouth as Donnie does the same while holding the STRONGHOLD flag open for all to see. They hop in the ring and begin to warm up with each other as they await the start of the match.

Usually, these two teams are the most “respectful” to wrestling and its identity as a sport, but after months of brawling, including earlier tonight, this was no longer the case. You’d think THIS was the street fight the way these two teams just open right back up into a brawl. ONI starts the match by bitch slapping bith Donnie and Freddie, and STRONGHOLD answer with double-leg takedowns and mounted punches. Steph the Ref nearly throws the match out, but Donnie and Freddie are able to dump Reo to the outside and get a bit of a normal match going. Freddie and Kai just open up with kicks, trying to take the other down. Flow Montana drills a kick right into the knee of Kai, and instantly tries to put Urigawa away with RIVERSIDE RI- NO!!! Kai lands on his feet somehow and grabs both of Freddie’s feet. He tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Freddie is able to roll free. Freddie rushes to the corner for a TA- KAI KICKS FREDDIE’S HAND!!! Release German sends Freddie back toward the center of the ring. Running PK by Kai- FREDDIE DODGES… KAI WITH A MOONSAULT KNEE DROP!!! He goes for the cover… 1… 2… FREDDIE KICKS OUT!!! Urigawa drags Florentino over to ONI’s Corner and tags in Reo. Urigawa holds Freddie up in a Full Nelson as Reo hits the ropes at full speed for a LARIAT-WAIT!!! Freddie breaks free with a stunner and REO HITS KAI INSTEAD!!! Freddie throws Kai out of the ring and starts to target Reo. He locks Reo in a wristlock, drilling kicks into his chest and elbows into his shoulder. Freddie drags Reo to the corner and starts to climb to the top for POETIC ELEVA- REO YANKS HIM INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!! Ojima covers for the… 1… 2… DONNIE JUMPS ONTO REO AND STARTS PUNCHING HIM!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THE HATRED BETWEEN THESE FOUR MEN, AND EVEN BETWEEN THEIR RESPECTIVE RUNNING MATES AS WELL!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: I LOVE BOTH THESE TEAMS, BUT CLEARLY THIS TOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: COULDN’T AGREE MORE!!!

Ojima’s age starts to get the better of him. His bad knees and hip make it hard for him to keep up with Freddie’s speed, and make him an easy target for Donnie. He can hold his own when it comes to striking and just pure strength, but STRONGHOLD just keeps applying that pressure. Reo finds an opening though, between tags making Donnie legal, he dumps Freddie over the top rope into Donnie and books it to the corner FOR THE HOT TAG!!! Donnie and kai get into the ring at the same time and Kai leapfrogs over Prower to hit Freddie with a SUICIDE ELBOW!!! Urigawa slides back into the ring, ducks a discus chop by Donnie, and delivers a SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! Kai starts to go for a mount, but the two technical wrestlers grapple each other all over the mat. Donnie nearly gets a rear-naked choke in, but Kai snapmares him off. He spins Donnie for a suplex lift into a KIRIFUDA CLU-NO!!! Kai gets the hold, but Donnie instantly rolls back to break free. He leaps onto Kai’s foot for a HEEL HO- KAI GETS THE ROPES!!! Donnie clubs Kai a bunch in the head, taunting him for needing a rope break, but he gets too close and KAI catches him with a HEADBUTT!!! Donnie grabs his nose as Kai whips him into the corner. Tag to Reo and together they deliver DEATH BY 1000 CUTS!!! They chop the fuck out of Donnie and Reo starts to choke him with the tag rope, causing Freddie to enter the fray, but it just turns into a brawl after this. This match is officially a fight now, as Steph the Ref tries to break them all up. A VERY lenient 5 count ensues, as Donnie, Freddie, Kai, and Reo all just continue to brawl in the ring. Steph has no choice but to THROW THE MATCH OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO-CONTEST!!!

As soon as the ring bell sounds, Adrianna Wilde, Mo Mooney, and Tapson Peace&Love run out to the ring to join in the brawl for STRONGHOLD!!! Right after them comes Naoki Ojima and TJS 4 News to the rescue for ONI!!! Donnie and Kai trade blows, and Freddie and Naoki are clinched in the corner. Adrianna and Teddy are brawling, Tapp and Reo are grappling in the middle of the ring, and The TJS 4 NEWS Crew keeps the camera on Mo Mooney to keep him from joining the fray. Security and members of the locker room come out to try and separate the two factions from each other. Each individual is escorted by a squad of 4 or 5 people, even the cameraman, and boom mic tech.

K.T. ANDERSON: WAR!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A WAR!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: THIS BRAWLING MADNESS NEEDS TO END SOON!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: NEVER!!! FUCK YOU WARHEAD!!! THIS IS WHAT OUR VIEWERS WANT!!!

[NVR Staff]

PREVIOUSLY RECORDED...
We see Brea being recorded as she was dressed in wrestling gear inspired by Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager, as she addressed the cameraman following her, as the screen is run through an old CRT style filter.

BREA LOMBARDI: "Wuddup, sluts! You may be asking yourself… Brea?! What's with the get-up? Why are we here? This is not my beautiful wife?!"

She said with a cheeky grin while taking a sip from a Big Gulp, as she makes her way down the street to her destination.

BREA LOMBARDI: "Firstly, I'm facing a warrior from a distant future in Cera Connor. So, I needed to think like a warrior from a distant future to beat her! So that's why I'm dressed like Seven of Nine here, also because while Voyager is superior to the original Star Trek in every way, it never gets the critical acclaim it deserves. Also, we're here at my old stomping grounds…"

She said, pointing to an old mom-and-pop rental store, as Brea and her camera guy would enter.

BREA LOMBARDI: "This is where my first job was, and there's just something about going to a place like this and you go to the Sci-Fi section and see something like this, and say to yourself… you know what? I'd like to see some trash!"

She said, having a copy of Robot Holocaust in her hand, and then tossing it aside.

BREA LOMBARDI: "Look at these… Class of 1999. R.O.T.O.R. Tomorrow Man. Future War… Eve of Destruction. I spent my teenage years, unknowingly preparing myself for someone like you, Cera… You can believe yourself a warrior of the future, but, I am the savior of the present! And not only that, I am your NVR Women's Champion, and when we clash in that ring, Cera… you can be as shameless as you want, because guilt is irrelevant. I'm going to vanquish you and continue to hold this title, whether you like it or not!"

Brea said, patting the plaque of her belt, and confidently smiling, as we fade to black.

[NVR Staff]

NVR WRESTLING
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
BREA LOMBARDI(C)
vs
CERA CONNER

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LET’S GO BREA!!!
BREA SUCKS!!!
LET’S GO BREA!!!
BREA SUCKS!!!
LET’S GO BREA!!!
BREA SUCKS!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing the challenger...

"You Could Be Mine" by Guns N Roses blasts through the PA system and blue and purple lights flash in accordance. Cera Conner steps out from the back, rocking her “FK YOU ASSHOLE” crimson T-shirt, making her way to the ramp and kneeling forward Terminator-style with a flex of her arms for dramatic effect, showing off her guns and arm tassels.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: “FRRRRROM A POST APOCALYPTIC FUTURRE… CERAAAA CONNER!!!

Cera steps down to the ring adjusting her tights and working her legs with a few air kicks, tagging what fans she can, removing her shirt at the steel steps and handing it to a fan in the front row before wiping her boots on the apron, ducking into the ring and slowing to a stop with a spinning hop, gesturing a finger-pistol to the camera and firing as “TERM-INATOR!!” chants break out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And now, the champion..

The opening riffs of Leather Rebel play, as Brea struts out and posed on the top of the ramp. She flashed some devil horns and headbands briefly, before moving down the ramp and joining in with some fans, and climbs up the apron. She does a standing split, before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up, before posing for the crowd as her theme fades.

The bell rings for this women’s championship match as Brea and Cera head straight for the center of the ring. Brea goes to throw a punch, but The Cyborg catches her hand and goes into a clinch. Cera starts to wrench a front headlock, as Brea tries to drop down for a takedown. Cera stuffs it, transitioning to a north-south waistlock, and lifts Brea into a GUT-WRENCH POWERBOMB!!! Cera stacks Brea up, but not for a pin. Instead, she gets a modified mount and begins to hit Lombardi with hammer fists. Brea is tries to break free, lock in a submission, anything. However, Cera Conner just deadlifts Brea and runs to the corner for a BUCKLE BOMB!!! The Champion is not doing well right now, as Cera comes running up with NOT FURLONG!!! Cera spins Brea around and just starts drilling more hammer fists into the back of Brea’s head. She grabs Brea by the waist and goes for an 8:11- BREA LANDS ON HER FEET!!! Lombardi was able to get enough rotation to get on her feet, as she charges at The Terminator with a TORNADO (DDT) OF SOULS!!! Cera gets spiked on her head, but she wisely rolls out to the apron before Brea pins her. She uses the ropes to get to her feet as she goes to get i- MODIFIED AM I KNEEVIL!!! Cera is knocked off the apron to the floor. As Brea grabs Jeff the Ref, places him on his knees, and uses him to springboard for her STAGE DIVE!!! BOTH WOMEN ARE WIPED OUT BY THIS!!!

NELL MORGAN: I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN SAY THIS HERE, BUT HOLY SHIT!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE WOMEN’S WRESTLING CHANT???

NELL MORGAN: LET ME GET IT STARTED RIGHT QUICK!!!

Nell does start that chant, as Brea and Cera get to their feet. Brea looks a lot worse than Cera does, as the T-100 runs up with a series of heavy strikes that nearly knock the champion out at ringside. When Lombardi is good and weakened, Cera military-presses Brea over her head and charges to throw her INTO THE RINGPO-NO!!! Brea slides behind Cera to get free. Conner stops herself from hitting the ring post herself. She turns around to see Brea running at her with a SUPER WOMAN PU- BIG BOOT BY CERA!!! Brea gets knocked out from the air, but Cera instantly lifts Brea up for a SUPLEX TOSS ONTO THE APRON!!! Cera rolls Brea back into the ring, hearing the referee hit 9 and she barely makes it in herself. Conner aims an imaginary shotgun at Brea before going for TERMINATE- BREA WITH A CHOP BLOCK!!! Cera is knocked down, but she gets right back up as Brea starts to scramble. The long legs of the champion help her get momentum for a comeback. A series of kicks knock the Cera off balance as she goes to a knee. This gives Brea time to hit the ropes and deliver a POWERSLIDE LARIAT!!! The champion covers… 1-NO!!! CERA KICKS OUT AT 0.99!!! Brea looks FLABBERGASTED! Brea pulls Cera up to her feet and wraps her up for AM I KNEE- CERA PULLS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS… FIREWOMAN’S CARRY SLAM… CYBERNETIC ORGASM!!! Cera covers for the… 1… 2… 3NO!!! BREA KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: ALMOST AND NEW!!!

NELL MORGAN: BREA IS LIVING PROOF THAT ROCK ‘N’ ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: MAYBE SO, BUT CERA IS DOING A GOOD JOB AT TERMINATING LOMBARDI SO FAR!!!

Brea just looks like a shell of a wrestler right now. Cera has the champ posted up in the corner and she’s just drilling strikes into her. Brea’s face is covered in blood and her body is going limp. Jeff the Ref tries to get them out of the corner, but Cera just shoves him and places Brea backward on the top turnbuckle. Cera starts to set Brea up for the T-800, BUT NO!!! Brea elbows herself free and sends Ceratumbling to the mat. Cera tries to get up, but Brea spins around on the turnbuckle and lands A MOSH-ROOM STOMP!!! Brea has no energy to pin crawl to Cera, despite hitting her finisher. Lombardi and Conner stare at each other, breathing real heavy as they both try to get up. Brea is just a tiny bit fast than Cera and hits a SPLIT-LEG GUILLOTINE LEG DROP ON THE BACK OF CERA’S HEAD!!! Brea uses her last bit of energy to flip Cera over and cover her for the… 1… 2… CERA KICKS OUT!!! Brea screeches in frustration as she looks at senior official Jeff Coors and questions the count. Brea pulls Cera up to her feet, but Cera lands a jab that stuns Brea. They start to trade punches and kicks, however, there isn’t much energy behind the two. Cera starts to get some momentum as she staggers the champion. The Challenger hits the ropes and then twice for a vicious NOT FURL- ROLLING KOPPU KICK BY BREA INTO THE ROPES!!! Brea drags Cera away from the ropes and drills her into the mat with SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION!!! Brea desperately covers for the… 1… 2… 3!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA PINFALL... AND STILL NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPION… BREA LOMBARDI!!!

Brea lays on Cera Conner, staring up at the lights with exhaustion. A HARD fought win for the women’s champion as she struggles to find her breath and get the blood off her face. Jeff the Ref has to basically deadlift her to her feet due to how spent she is. The fans chant “Both these girls” as Brea gets her arm raised and raises her championship. Cera lays in the ring flat until she’s as okay as she can be… AND SITS UP LIKE UNDERTAKER!!! It scares both Brea and Jeff the Ref. Cera gets back to her feet and gets right up to Brea, AND THEY BOTH SHAKE HANDS!!! The fans cheer for them both again as both wrestlers start to head for the back.

GEMMA MARCHAND: WHAT… A… MATCH!!!

NELL MORGAN: I HAVE NO WORDS!!! NO NOTES!!! NOTHING!!! JUST WOW!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: These two women beat the crap out of each other, and somehow they both walk away on their own and with respect. That’s something you can only see in professional wrestling for sure.

[NVR Staff]

HEADLINE
FEAST OR FAMINE
MATCH
MIMI SMITH vs SQUIGGLY THE CLOWN vs DANI DAVIES 
vs KAREN WILLOW vs IZZY VAN DOREN vs JD DRIFTWOOD vs
MYOJIN vs DARBY MACNAMARA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR HEADLINE MATCH FOR THE NIGHT, AND IT IS THE FEAST OR FAMINE MATCH!!! THE MATCH WILL NOT END UNTIL ALL FOUR BRIEFCASES ARE RETRIEVED!!!

NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
NVR WRESTLING!!!
CLAP!CLAP!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first...

The Game by Alyssa Reid begins to play in the arena and we see Mimi’s name flash on the screen. She darts out of the back in a pair of dark denim jeans with a loose hanging NVR shirt one size too big for her. Mimi gives the crowd a few nods and peels off the covering on her shirt that turns it from a standard NVR shirt into a “Mimi's NVR House” shirt before she walks down to the ring with her arms behind her back, skipping once she’s halfway down the ramp and ends with a perfect slide into the ring. Once she’s on her feet Mimi gives a little twirl to a pose where her feet are a shoulder's length apart and her hands flat out with a complimenting smirk to say "Come on".

VALENTINA LOVELACE: The next opponent...

"Grease Paint and Monkey Brains" by White Zombie starts to play and we see the lights dim down. After the intro we see Squiggly come out from the back sporting a pig mask with clown makeup smeared over it. A large oversized tie rests over his ring attire as he approaches the ramp. He pulls a match from behind his ear and strikes it before lighting his tie. Firecrackers begin popping as Squiggly begins to tremble, almost seizure-like. The smoke clears as Squiggly continues shaking his head, twitching, and shaking his arms as he heads toward the ring.

Squiggly comes to the edge of the ring where he ditches his tie and rolls in under the ropes. He stands up before he begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd. He rips the mask from his face and lets out a deep belly laugh as he twitches and scratches at his bald, tattooed head.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Heading to the ring now…

The opening of Mad Hatter begins to play, as lights flash to the tune of the little bells, but then the lights all change to a scarlet color as the verse first hits and Dani Davies steps out. She starts to walk down to the ring, singing the lyrics to the song as she stays away from the fans at the ringside.

THE NORMALS, THEY MAKE ME AFRAID

THE CRAZIES, THEY MAKE ME FEEL SANE

Dani walks towards the camera, reciting these words as she hops onto the apron and poses. She looks around at the crowd with a bit of disgust, as she spins into the ring and poses one more time, still singing the words to the song as the music.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing next…

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

“All The Thing She Said” by Poppy plays and the arena lights flicker between pink and darkness while thick smoke fills the stage. As the beat kicks in, Karen Willow steps through the curtain - illuminated by a single spotlight - as surveys the fans with narrowed eyes. The corners of her mouth slowly curl upwards before Karen saunters down the ramp. As she gets to the ringside, Karen climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring like a caged animal, never taking her eyes off the opponent as the music fades out.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: and now…

Izzy comes out of the curtain bumping to her music. She rips open her vest, throws her head back, and poses at the top of the ramp. She smiles and smirks with the fans chanting "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy". Upon reaching the threshold where the ramp meets the ring mat, Izzy bites her lip, winks to the camera, and slides into the ring. She pops up to her feet and heads to the hard cam side of the ring. She slides her torso in between the top and middle rope. She smiles and throws her arms open forming the horns with her hands. Izzy's eyes widen and her smile looks a little more crazed. She pulls back and looks on at her opponent eager to get down.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Walking to the ring…

The intro to "Symbol of Nevermore" by Superjoint as the crowd gets to their feet. After a few moments, JD Driftwood bursts from the curtain. He waves his arms trying to get the fans hyped, pacing across the stage area and screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO". After a couple of minutes of hype, the verse hits, and he starts bouncing off the barricade, trying to mosh with fans as he makes his way to the ring. JD rolls to the center of the ring pop to his feet throw a middle finger in the air as the fans yell out with him “J F’N D”!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: The next opponent…

ARE YOU READY???

The lights dim down while the catchy, fast-paced rock of RAINBOWS by A9 echoes as a spotlight suddenly appears on a figure on the ramp, with their back turned, and begins kneeling. Once the beat finally kicks in, MYOJIN explodes with energy- wearing a masquerade-style mask over their eyes, and turns around with a confident smile on their face, raising their arms to soak in the positive reaction from everyone around.

With their blonde locks hanging over their face. They then whip their head back, flipping their hair out of their face before excitedly running down the ring before performing a cartwheel and a jump, landing on their feet near ringside!

They climb up to the apron, grabs a hold of the top rope, and slingshot themselves into the ring. MYOJIN performs a somersault roll, landing on their side with a hand on their hip. The others, took off their mask to reveal their piercing blue eye contacts. They toss it aside nonchalantly before climbing up the top turnbuckle, tilting their head upward as if he’s looking toward the sky- while the lights mimic stars above. They backflip, back onto their feet while taking off their flamboyant coat and moving to their corner. The lights go back to normal as they check their wrist tape. their charismatic smile fading to a more focused expression as they pace back and forth, ready for action.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And finally…

The upbeat, fast-paced tunes of Machine Gun Kelly’s pop punk “Kiss Kiss” starts to play and Darby comes out from backstage with his usual carefree energy. Pausing he’ll glance around to study the crowd and then begin to make his way quickly. On his way to the ring he’ll try and barter and trade with fans along the ramp, looking to exchange any of the nick-nacks he might have picked up backstage (or who the hell knows where else). Sometimes he might be successful. Others he might come up empty. But eventually, he’ll turn his attention back to the task at hand, ascend the steel ringsteps and then up the nearby turnbuckle post, flipping off the top turnbuckle and into the ring where he’ll find his way to his corner and (most likely) try and pickpocket the referee’s wallet on his way there.

Despite this being the first Trick or Treat/Feast or Famine match to start without someone inserting themselves into the match at the last minute, it ends up starting just like every other Briefcase on a pole match here, everyone runs towards the nearest pole and tries to grab a briefcase. However, nobody grabs a briefcase, because they all stop each other. With an even number of opponents, this match turns into 4 separate 1v1 pairings for individual briefcases. Myojin and Mimi fight it out in one corner, Dani and JD reignite their feud in another, Karen and Darby try to out-scrap the other, and Squiggly tries to tickle Izzy in the final corner. Darby escapes Karen for a second by sliding through the ropes to evade an eye rake, and Karen is about to head up for the briefcase, but she sees Squiggly powerbomb Izzy. Karen runs up with a Wolf Fang Fist for Squiggly, but he spots it and side steps. Squiggly vs PLC becomes a thing now, as Squiggly does his best to prevent the numbers game. In another corner, Mimi and Myojin keep pulling the other down. Mimi tries to pull Myo down into a Cha-Chin, but they block it. Mimi is able to prevent Myo from going back up with an Irish Whip, but when she tries to climb up herself, Myojin does a bit of a flip to lock Mimi in a modified ORION!!! This stops her from going up. Elsewhere, JD delivers a sickening overhand punch that looks like it nearly kills Dani. He starts to head up the turnbuckles for the briefcase, BUT SHE LEAPS UP AND GRAB HIM IN THE DOUBLE D LOCK!!! Desperate, JD yeets himself over the top rope and onto the apron to try and crush Dani off of him. Back to Squiggly vs PLC, Squiggly uses his Giggle Juice a bit early to blind Izzy and then shoves Karen through the ropes. Seeing his moment, he heads up for the briefca- DARBY MACNAMARA RUNS ACROSS THE TOP ROPE AND CATCHES SQUIGGLY WITH AN AVALANCHE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: SUCH BIG OPPORTUNITIES ON THE LINE HERE!!! THEY ALL HAVE TO GO ALL OUT!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: THEY’RE FUCKING MANIACS AND I LOVE IT!!!

Down at ringside, Karen and Dani are now brawling. These two women hold nothing back as they lay into each other with wild strikes. Driftwood is back in the ring and sees the stalemate between Mimi and Myojin as an opportunity to take them both out. He hits them with a double lariat before stomping on them both. Darby tries to grab one of the briefcases, but Izzy stops him with a big punch to the back. She tries to powerbomb him, but his grip on the pole is too strong. When that doesn’t work, she hits SACK TAP!!! Darby doubles over, and she traps his head between his legs and the turnbuckle for a SUPERKICK… AND THEN THE POWERBOMB!!! JD boots Myo and Mimi out of the ring and starts to climb up, but Squiggly runs up to him with a big splash. Squiggly pulls him out of the corner, but JD goes for a standing switch to whip Squiggly into the corner… AND SQUIGGLY RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Both impressed and frustrated at Squiggly’s agility, JD chases after him and pulls Squiggly down. The two behemoths begin to trade punches, but Myo and Mimi decide to become a team and they target the big men now. Double chop blocks take the boys down, as Mimi and Myo both land big roundhouse on JD and Squiggly respectively. Mimi pulls Myojin in to pretend to take a selfie before they both hit FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!! The simultaneous knee drops make the fans pop! At ringside, Karen throws Dani underneath the ring and then climbs back inside. Karen gets to Izzy and together they clean house. Darby gets hit with a Wolf Fang Fist, JD gets an Axe Kick and Mimi eats the “Snare” part of that combo. Myojin eats a “FUCK IT” and Squiggly gets an ADI-DOS AMIGOS!!! Karen plays defense as she lets Izzy go to the top turnbuckle to get the first briefcase. What Karen doesn’t see, because she’s too focused on the others in the ring, is Dani crawling up the ring post. She rakes Izzy’s eyes and shoves Izzy down onto Karen, allowing Dani the opportunity to GRAB A BRIEFCASE!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: DANI DAVIES HAS RETRIEVED THE FIRST BRIEFCASE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: DANI DAVIES MIGHT HAVE JUST ENDED HER 2022 DRY SPELL RIGHT NOW!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: Just because I know she’s your favorite, I hope she gets the Famine Briefcase!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: I have a good feeling about this! Her chances are too good!!!

Despite the Dani-Sized hiccup, PLC does their best to control the match as a duo. They target the bigger opponents for the most part, like JD and Squiggly, but when they see Mimi, Darby, or Myojin start to gain momentum, they try to stop them too. Eventually, what is essentially a 5-on-2 assault happens, with Squiggly and JD chokeslamming both women in and sending them out of the ring. Mimi is tired of being an afterthought in this match and she walks right up to JD and puts a hand up for a test of strength. JD laughs and boots her in the gut. He throws her into the ropes and forgets about her, looking to go grab a briefcase, BUT MIMI COMES ROARING BACK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! She lights him up with a PICK N MIX COMBO!!! While Mimi and JD are brawling, Darby sees his opportunity to grab a briefcase. He runs to an open corner, BUT MYOJIN CATCHES HIM WITH ORION!!! Myojin wrenches on the ankle and Darby yells, as he tries to roll up and bite Myojin. Myojin yells at Darby to stop biting them, but Darby tells them to let him go. This continues for a minute until Squiggly leaps over them and crushes them both with a VADER BOMB!!! He giggles up a storm as he sees his moment. Otherside of the ring, Mimi has JD stunned as she catches him with a CHA-CHIN and then dumps him out of the ring. Mimi runs up to Squiggly, BUT SHE GETS CAUGHT BY KAREN WITH FUCK IT!!! PLC then turns its attention to Squiggly and hits a SUPER DOUBLE BLOODY SAUCE!!! PLC stands tall when suddenly “I WISH” BY CHER LLOYD BEGINS TO PLAY!!! Natalie Kassidy and Jessica Smith run down to the ring with chairs and they hit Karen and Izzy with them. Realizing nobody inserted themselves in the match earlier, Jess and Natalie begin hitting everyone in the ring with chairs and declaring they are hijacking the match. Jess slides out of the ring and grabs some bolt cutters. She climbs to the top of one corner and cuts it open, revealing the words FAMINE. Jess shrugs and tosses the briefcase at a rising Izzy Van Doren, and Natalie forces Izzy to “Take Control” of the briefcase and become the official owner of the briefcase. The fans boo as Jess climbs down and goes to another corner to reveal the next briefcase. She opens it, points to Talie proclaiming “You’d like this one”, and tosses it to Natalie Kassidi- INTERCEPTION BY KAREN!!! She grabs the briefcase and then clocks Natalie with it, sending her out of the ring. Jess yells at Karen, but the rest of the members of the match begin to stir and chase Jess out of the ring. Jess pulls Natalie out with her, and The World’s Chaddest Tag Team escape with their lives, but the damage was already done.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: IZZY VAN DOREN AND KAREN WILLOW HAVE RETRIEVED THE SECOND AND THIRD BRIEFCASES!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HAHAHAHA!!! IZZY VAN DOREN GOT THE FAMINE CASE!!! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! THANK YOU JESS AND NATALIE!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: NO!!! NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LOVE IT!!! WCTT JUST TRIED HIJACKING THE MATCH AND RUINED TWO BRIEFCASE RETRIEVALS FOR US!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, GET OVER IT!!! THAT WAS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO NOW!!!

There’s one briefcase left, but with the Famine Briefcase revealed and retrieved, the last 5 opponents know this one is for a title. It’s a mad dash to the corner as Mimi, Myojin, JD, Squiggly, and Darby all try to climb up and grab their guaranteed title shot. Mimi is the first to get to the corner because she’s the smallest and therefore can squeeze through gaps better than anyone. However, JD pulls her down and tries to break her in half with a DIME BAG DROP!!! JD then tries to climb up, but Myojin springboards off the ropes and delivers GLAMOUR!!! The Crucifix Driver they usually use for a pin drops JD on his head perfectly and gives Myojin their chance. They start to climb up, but now Squiggly gets behind them and pulls them down for THE PUNCHLINE!!! Squiggly now tries to climb up, and surprise surprise, Darby springboards up to the top rope and delivers I’D RATHER BE SHINY!!! Both men collapse onto the floor as the crowd is on their feet. They all lay on the mat and try to crawl to the corner. Darby is the first one up and he climbs up. He gets his hands on the briefcase, but before he can unhook it, Myojin and Squiggly hit him in the back. They climb up now, just trying to get over Darby to get the briefcase themselves, but Darby starts to elbow them off of him and gets a hand onto the briefcase clip. He’s trying so hard to get the briefcase, but Myo and Squiggly refuse to allow him. JD gets beneath them and using all of his strength he POWERBOMBS ALL THREE OF THEM!!! THE MOMENT IS JD’S AFTER ALL!!! He starts to laugh a bit as he looks down at his opponents and around at the crowd. He starts to slide his backside up the turnbuckles and then the pole so he can REACH THE BRIEFCA- CHA-CHIN BY MIMI OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Mimi springboards onto the top rope and catches JD with an avalanche stunner. The NVR Original’s eyes are wide as she scurries up to the top rope, grabs the briefcase, AND RETRIEVES IT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... MIMI SMITH HAS RETRIEVED THE FOURTH AND FINAL BRIEFCASE!!! THIS MATCH IS NOW OVER!!! PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE STAGE AREA!!!

After savoring the moment, Mimi walks up to the top of the ramp, as the rest of the opponents take their moment to thank the fans and then head to the backstage area. Mimi joins Dani, Karen, and a disheveled Izzy Van Doren, as Valentina Lovelace stands next to a table. She motions to the briefcase winners to approach her table.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Ladies and Gentlemen, in these four briefcases there are 3 title shots and 1 title restriction. The three title shots are guaranteed title matches which can be cashed in at any time, but are encouraged to be cashed in ahead of time for proper promotion! The title restriction is an exclusion from NVR World Title contention until the current champion, Kira “Nevada” Brooks, loses her title. Let's start the reveal with Izzy Van Doren since we already know what she has.

IVD walks up with a lot of disappointment in her eyes as she plops the briefcase she won on the table, and opens it re-revealing the "FAMINE" that was revealed by Jess and Natalie during the match.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: IZZY VAN DOREN HAS RECEIVED THE FAMINE BRIEFCASE!!! I AM SO SORRY, IZZY, BUT YOU CAN NOT CHALLENGE FOR THE NVR WORLD TITLE FOR THE REST OF THE CURRENT REIGN!!!

Izzy nods and looks at the camera with a fake smile as she tries to hold back her frustration, before walking up to Karen for support. Valentina motions for Dani Davies to step up.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Dani, please open your Feast or Famine Briefcase.

The fans make a drumroll, as she places the case on the table and opens it. The case reveals an "NVR WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT". Dani looks a bit disappointed that it wasn't the World title, but overall happy it's a title shot.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: DANI DAVIES HAS EARNED A NVR WOMEN’S TITLE SHOT!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dani makes a comment about how she's coming for that whole division as she closes her briefcase and heads to the back. Valentina Lovelace now motions for Karen and Mimi to step up. Both women place their briefcases on the tables.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Karen... Mimi... Since you two hold the last two briefcases, can you please open your Feast or Famine Briefcases at the same time? Please keep in mind that one of you will have the NVR World Title shot, and the other will have the NVR R!ZE title shot.

Karen and Mimi take a deep breath and look at each other and smile awkwardly. The crowd once again drumrolls as the last two briefcase holders open the cases at the same time. Upon first glance, both women smile in anticipation, but only Mimi really celebrates as she reads out "NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT". Karen looks a little upset that Mimi got the briefcase that Karen wanted, but she’s pretty psyched to be able to potentially win a title she’s never held before in the RZE Championship!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: MIMI SMITH HAS EARNED A NVR WORLD TITLE SHOT AND KAREN WILLOW HAS EARNED A NVR R!ZE TITLE SHOT!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!!!

Karen and Mimi congratulate each other as Izzy walks up and celebrates her homie’s win. Mimi hugs her briefcase with excitement as she now has the opportunity to win her first-ever singles championship after 4 ½ years in NVR, and it’s for the big one.

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: WATCH OUT BREAH, DIEGO, AND NEVADA, YOUR TITLE REIGNS HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!!!

K.T. ANDERSON: HAHAHA IZZY STILL FUCKING SUCKS!!! HAHAHA!!!

WARHEAD WILLIAMS: You are literally the worst…

[NVR Staff]

 
STUDIO MERLOT
NAPA VALLEY, CA

BWF ACADEMY
SAO PAULO, SAO PAULO, BRAZIL

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BACKSTAGE...

KIRA BROOKS: Of course it’s her, Julianna DiMaria. Of course it was her, sneak attacking me after my match against Myojin. Not during, because surely she’s smart enough to have been watching and waiting while she was blissfully and blessedly absent from NVR. Honey in case you were wondering? Maybe, if you’d have done things the right way, someone in that locker would have welcomed you back. Told you that they missed you, despite how you looked down your nose and told us with your actions how little you thought about us all.

The lovely NVR World Champion Nevada Brooks finishes fixing her lovely gear, bright red tonight with golden spangles all over it, with a little Ethan Giles pin on the jacket, a gift perhaps from her fiance. She sighs, shaking her head before she picked up her beloved championship belt and hefted it before she places it over her right shoulder, settling it perfectly.

KIRA BROOKS: Doesn’t matter to you what the fans want, or what someone else worked hard for, does it? If JdM doesn’t have a title belt… no, the top title belt, well then she’s nobody and nothing. You failed to retain against the very woman I defeated after much effort and growth, that I devoted myself to overcoming because that’s how much I respect Izzy Van Doren, and where were you? Where were you when we were here, working our tails off? Meeting the fans, expanding the reach of NVR? Wallowing in the fact that without a title, JdM is… what, exactly? A husk. A hollow shell. That makes me look at you like you’re a zombie, coming to chomp on the corpse of NVR after your chill presence rips out its heart.

Nevada makes a fist and holds it up, shaking it for an instant toward the camera.

KIRA BROOKS: For a year, I defended that Championship briefcase against all comers, Julianna, including you. I gave you more than your due when we faced each other last time. I told you, and showed you then, that I knew who and what you were. What you brought to the table, and I was right about you. Things have changed, J. I’m the NVR Champion, and you? Jumped me after one of the best matches I could have wanted, and tried to steal my spotlight for your own. To demand something you didn’t earn, yet again. To try and fill that empty hole in your gut and soul, with what I worked so hard for.

For a moment, there is a look of almost sympathy on the pretty and kind features of Nevada, then she shakes her head and lifts her hand to point at the camera.

KIRA BROOKS: You? Are starving. You want to steal someone else’s shot, and here you are. Someone else has been working hard to get to me, but you don’t even care about any of that. You just don’t. You don’t care what’s best for NVR, you never have. No matter what you can do between those ropes, no matter how hungry you are for gold, glory? You are not what’s best for NVR. You just don’t care, or you’d have been here all along. Even if you weren’t cleared, you could have supported the company. But your pathos and greed don’t allow for that. Right now, I know I can’t look past you. I want to be able to watch and anticipate who might win the chance to face a champion, and who might be stuck with a famine. I want that. But no, I have to focus on you and pay you back for what you did. I’m not an evil woman, J. I like celebrating my opponents and what they can do. To make sure we have the best matches possible. To uplift the sport. But you? Your greed is disgusting, and I’d like nothing more than to give you the ass-kicking you deserve, so I can move on and face the next person - the one that earned their spot. I don’t care if you think you were owed a rematch, if you were, that chance ended when Izzy lost. But no matter what, you’re not coming out of this unscathed. I’m Nevada Brooks, and you earned this whuppin’.

With a decisive nod, she tightens her hand on her championship where it rests over her shoulder and heads out of the room and down the hall towards the gorilla position.

[NVR Staff]

MAIN EVENT
NVR WRESTLING
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SINGLES MATCH
NEVADA BROOKS (C)
vs
JULIANNA DIMARIA

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT FOR THE NIGHT AND IT IS FOR THE NVR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

DI-MA-RIA!!!
NE-VA-DA!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
NE-VA-DA!!!
DI-MA-RIA!!!
NE-VA-DA!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: Introducing first, the challenger...

“Deal with the Devil” hits the speakers as Julianna DiMaria appears on the stage, greeted by some boos from the fans in attendance. She ignores them and heads down to the ring with a confident, focused look on her face. Once she heads inside the ring, she cracks her knuckles, indicating she's ready to fight, and afterward does the "talk to the hand" gesture toward all the fans that are booing her, displaying another touch of arrogance to get the fans against her even more. She heads to her corner and scoffs at the reaction she's getting as the song fades and she waits for what's coming next.

VALENTINA LOVELACE: And their opponent, the champion...

As En Route To Mayhem by Apocalyptica plays, the music rolls out over the room, from the back emerges Nevada Brooks, determination in her steps as she moves down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses at the ringsteps to look out over the fans in attendance and she throws her hands up in a signal for them, a big smile on her pretty face. She pauses to wipe her boots on the apron before ducking between the ropes, lingering a bit before moving on into the ring, her expression focused and eager as she waits for the match to begin.

Here we are, the main event! The woman who started this year as NVR world champion vs the woman who currently holds it. There’s a lot of animosities here, as the two circle the ring. Slowly they go into a tie-up, and they battle for position. They have very similar builds, so it comes down to experience and that edge goes to Julianna here. She violently twists the arm of Nevada into a wristlock. She transitions into a hammerlock, but Brooks cartwheels out. Julianna goes to tie up again, but Kira lands a big left-handed punch that staggers her. She hooks Julianna in a side headlock and drills a few punches into her face before DiMaria squeezes out. They trade a few strikes, staggering each other into opposing ropes and they come running back WITH MATCHING FOREARMS!!! They drop to a knee, but the striking doesn’t end there. Julianna reaches over and smacks the shit out of Nevada, and Brooks gives her one back in return. They do this back and forth until they’re back to their feet and one of them gets the momentum. Nevada lands an uppercut that would make a boxer proud as it drops Julianna back into her knees. Brooks tells Julianna to go back on Hiatus as she hits the ropes for SHATTER-NO!!! DiMaria spins around Nevada and sends her flipping into the ropes. Nevada tries to catch herself by doing a handspring off the ropes, but she bounces into a BACK STABBER FROM JULIANNA!!! Instantly, Julianna transitions Nevada Brooks into the MERCEDES BEND-NO!!! Nevada expertly scouts this and gets to the ropes and then to the outside to collect herself!

GEMMA MARCHAND: These two women are so smart and so talented, that they’re literally at a stalemate already.

NELL MORGAN: I don’t know if they were studying tapes, just that good, or what, but they are not letting the other get any momentum at all.

GEMMA MARCHAND: That’s why these two are considered the top of this company.

Julianna slides out of the ring to chase Nevada back in, but Brooks slides into the ring. Julianna turns right around to return to the ring, AND NEARLY GETS CAUGHT WITH A SHATTER!!! Luckily, the challenger slides back to the outside. Nevada laughs as she takes her striking knee and puts it onto the middle rope, offering to hold the ropes for Julianna to get into the ring. DiMaria doesn’t find any of this amusing, as she runs around the corner and slides into the ring. Brooks shrugs as they go back into the tie-up… NO!!! Julianna spits in Nevada’s face first and then grabs her by the hair. She drags Kira over to the corner and starts to smash her face into the turnbuckle pads. Julianna snapmares Kira out of the corner and hits the ropes for a SHINING WIZA-KIRA ROLLS BACK… BADLANDS LO-NO!!! Julianna gets her hands up and is able to rake Kira’s face as she bends backward. Nevada Brooks has no choice but to release the hold before she can even lock it in. Julianna scoots behind Nevada and sets her up for the DIMARIA CO- HAIRPULL SNAPMARE DRIVER BY ‘VADA BROOKS!!! Nevada hits the ropes and goes for a HURRICANRANA DRIVE- JULIANA COUNTERS WITH A JACK KNIFE PIN… 1… 2… 3NO!!! KIRA KICKS OUT!!! Nevada gets to her knees but DiMaria leaps up to deliver a SHINING WIZARD!!! Julianna screams as she heads to the apron and stalks Kira around the ring. Kira finally starts to stand up and Julianna springboards up to the top rope for THE SCOURGE- SPRINGBOARD SPANISH FLY BY KIRA!!! She explodes towards the ropes, leaps up at the same time as Julianna, and flips off the top. Nevada goes for a cover, but now it’s Julianna rolling to the outside to recollect herself.

NELL MORGAN: OH MY GOD!!! IT’S A CLINIC!!! THEY ARE PUTTING ON A CLINIC RIGHT NOW!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: I don’t think I’ve ever seen these two run at the level that they’re going at right now. THIS IS AMAZING!!!

NELL MORGAN: AND THEY AREN’T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE!!!

Nevada doesn’t allow Julianna much time to recover as she hits a suicide dropkick through the ropes. Julianna and Nevada start to trade strikes, sending each other stumbling all over the ringside area. Julianna catches Brooks with a roundhouse and heads into the ring. Nevada starts to stumble her way back into the ring when Julianna hits the ropes for a BASEBALL SLI-NEVADA EVADES!!! She hops onto the apron and slingshots over with an elbow drop onto Julianna. The back and forth continues for a little longer. Neither woman lets the other get very far in the match. The experience of Julianna finally starts paying dividends as Kira starts getting momentum. ‘Vada Brooks sweeps Julianna’s legs and starts to lock in the INDIAN DEATHLOCK!!! Instantly Julianna starts to twist herself towards the ropes. Kira tries to prevent it, but Julianna quickly spins the other way to SWITCH THE LEVERAGE OF THE HOLD!!! Now Nevada is trying to break free as she frantically untangles her legs from the lock she had applied. As she gets free she tries to pop Julianna up for SNAKE EYE-NO!!! Julianna slides off and shoves Nevada into the turnbuckles. Dimaria then gets behind her and drills her WITHA FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Julianna heads to the apron again for another Scourge attempt. This time, Nevada just drops to the mat and rolls outside before DiMaria could even get up. This doesn’t stop Julianna though, as she leaps onto the top rope, jumps the corner, and dives with a SCOURGE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

GEMMA MARCHAND: THE ATHLETICISM OF JULIANNA DIMARIA!!!

NELL MORGAN: WHAT OTHER STOPS ARE THERE TO PULL???

GEMMA MARCHAND: THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT FOR A REASON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

They make their way back into the ring and now these women are going into overtime. Julianna’s style has slowly become unhinged as the match goes on. Part of the reason for this is Kira keeps telling Julianna that DiMaria needs to go back on hiatus. It seems to be a tactic to get under the skin of DiMaria, and to an extent, it works, but Julianna’s violent nature leads her to do some vicious things to shut Kira up. At one point she locks Nevada in a camel clutch in the ropes and nearly gets disqualified. She also hits a swinging Neckbreaker off the top turnbuckle. It doesn’t matter how hard Julianna hit the World Champion, she’d still come back and taunt Julianna. The match finally comes to its climax as Nevada screams for Julianna to tap out in a Boston crab in the center of the ring. Julianna scratches and claws her way to the ropes to break free. When Nevada goes to grab Julianna, DiMaria pulls her don throat first across the middle rope. Julianna hits the ropes and delivers a tiger feint kick, before springboarding onto the top rope for ANOTHER SCOURGE!!! Nevada struggles to get to her feet as Julianna shoots behind for the DIMARIA CODE- NO!!! NEVADA COUNTERS INTO A WHEELBARROW PIN… 1… 2… JULIANNA KICKS OUT!!! Nevada runs at her with SHATTER-NO!!! JULIANNA COUNTERS INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PIN… 1… 2… NEVADA KICKS OUT!!! DiMaria charges Brooks with a SHINING WIZARD… SHE’S POPPED UP ONTO ‘VADA’S SHOULDERS!!! Nevada gets Julianna in the right position to deliver a SNAKE EYES TOSS ONTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!! Julianna tries to use the turnbuckles to get up, but instead, she eats SHATTER!!! Brooks drags her challenger to the center of the ring and locks in THE BAD LANDS LOCK!!! DiMaria is trapped! She’s locked in! She has nowhere to go! She doesn’t want to tap out. She doesn’t want to lose. Julianna feels herself fading as Nevada screams with every wrench of the chin lock. With her last gasp… JULIANNA TAPS OUT!!!

VALENTINA LOVELACE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... VIA SUBMISSION... AND STILL NVR WORLD CHAMPION… NEVADA BROOKS!!!

The crowd is going crazy. Nevada breaks free of the hold and begins to cry tears of relief for the year-ending war to be over. Jeff the Ref hands her the NVR World Championship, and Kira raises it high in the air. She goes to every corner of the ring and celebrates with the fans, before looking down at Julianna, who has just rolled onto her knees and is taking in her frustration. Nevada Brooks kneels next to her and looks Julianna in her eyes. Dimaria glares at The NVR World Champion until Brooks says “If you want to be back, and you want to be at this level again… I think you just earned your place!” No handshake or hugs from the two, but a nod of mutual respect is shared for a moment as Julianna rolls out of the ring.

Nevada takes in her moment and she raises her championship high in the air when suddenly Natural Born Killaz by Ice Cube & Dr. Dre begins to play. Out walks Anthony Cross, as he makes his way down to the ring with a microphone in hand. Nevada looks at him with an annoyed look as he enters the ring and walks right up to her. Enforcer gets so close that he bumps her in the face with his chest. He looks down at the NVR World Champion and smiles as he brings the microphone to his lips.

ANTHONY CROSS: You have done pretty well playing with the little leaguers, Kira… but now you’re going to learn what it’s like to run with the big boys!

Nevada raises her championship high in the air, but he snatches the title out of her hands and shoves her to the mat. Enforcer laughs out loud as Brooks gets to her feet and starts to charge, but Cross just throws the belt to the side and exits the ring. Nevada looks furious as Anthony just laughs and does the title belt motion all the way to the back.

NELL MORGAN: I don’t like him one bit.

GEMMA MARCHAND: I don’t think anyone does, but the takeaway is that Nevada Brooks proves once again why she is the NVR World Champion tonight.

NELL MORGAN: Absolutely true! What a way to end such an exciting night! Thank you everyone for tuning in for Nell and Gemma’s Pumpkin Spice Life!!!

[NVR Staff]