Post by NVR Staff on May 7, 2023 9:51:48 GMT -5
ON THE TITANTRON...
The Show opens a little differently. An over produced showreel of TJS in a fancy suit doing the following:
TJS: Hellow and Good Evening. I'm TJS with TJS 4 NEWS. Tonight's top story. This handsome boy is going for the gold tonight.
At which point a file photo of TJS from the knight academy is shown. It's not very flattering.
TJS: As he fights against the reigning champion....why is her name super small on the teleprompter? Eddie The Editor, were you really experimenting with fonts on the final draft? Good Golly...
TJS: That's the font he's used. Good Golly. I'm more of a Sans Serif myself, they call me the Sans Serif Sheriff at my old font club in high school YET none of them believed this guy would ever host his own news show. CHEEECK.
A huge check box bursts through the roof, which was not cleared in rehearsal, and makes TJS shield the money maker with his face. He then looks directly right to Tech
TJS: That was a lot bigger than you said it was going to be, Paulie. Way bigger. I don't think we'll be getting our deposit back. But anyway let's continue.
TJS: The headline match is said to be grueling. Tough. Hard-hitting. Once in a lifetime and we really mean that one. Next year you won't be seeing a rematch between us since there are definitely enough opponents in this company to keep the champ... business? I think that was supposed to say busy. Sloppy work on the edit, Eddie.
TJS just gives him a straight-faced look while shaking his head. Nevertheless the professional anchorman anchors back into the news.
TJS: In other news, K.T. Anderson's lunch gets crushed in a lunchtime massacre. His Yoghurt got hurt, his OJ got squashed, his chicken salad is far from a salad and we have an exclusive on the suspect.
The viewers who are streaming this have to be black belt pausers to see a black and white image of the 6th newest app found in NVRs roster files.
TJS: The greatest, coolest, smashstar wrestler Reo Ojima will also be on the show!
He pauses for a small snip of Celebration by that band who sing it. Only a tiny snippet.
TJS: He is ringside gracing the ring in the corner of Naoki Ojima. The relation is... unclear! But we have it on somewhat good authority Reo said Naoki is gonna eat lightning and crap thunder. Let's hope that's prior to the match or there will be a slight delay due to obvious reasons.
A pop of his eyebrows as TJ leaves that open for the fans to put 2 and 2 together. Eddie The Editor still adds sound effect post-production.
TJS: Tag Team news! Stormhorn, the Norwegian Heavy Metal Band SLASH wrestling tag team defend their titles against the Baehemoths, the assumed Swedish Hercules Women. It's a Scandinavian Showdown in the studio! The Rize title is hanging in the balance between a contest between Karen and Corazon Negro, sorry Diego Matias. That's a tough belt to win, this reporter can 'a-tesla' to that.
Teddy pursed his lips at yet another mistake in the script. A quick sigh and he continues.
TJS: Then there's a big scramble and yes, Reo Ojima graces the arena with a second appearance. The fans who bought a ticket just got their money's worth even mo' money. If you paid to see Kai Urigawa in action then you are in for a treat because that's up...NEXT!?
TJS alarmingly jumps out of his chair and starts talking to the crew.
TJS: Let's get that on the screen. We're missing it. We're missing it! Eddie get it up on screen.
BACKSTAGE...
Backstage we find Mimi Smith right after a beauty session thanks to her buddy Lola who's made Mimi up. Hair is fresh and styled to look lovely. She's wearing a skirt to showcase her legs instead of hiding them in jeans. She's got a nice floral blouse on, off the shoulder with a lace design at the end of her sleeves. Joining her is newsman Teddy.
TJS: TJS with TJS 4 NEWS here. I'm joined by Mimi Smith, current holder of the NVR World Title Opportunity Briefcase. She's not in action this evening but has graciously given some of her time to talk to the press.
MIMI SMITH: I had some time while Derrick gets ready for our date
TJS: Let's not mention he who shall not be named. Instead
He makes a pyramid with his fingers, which cover his mouth, and then points at her briefcase.
TJS: Your title shot. Is it at all possible when I win tonight you'll cash in your shot there and then?
MIMI SMITH: Oh no no no Teddy Bear. I wouldn't do that to you.
Mimi says with the sweetest tone she can possibly manage.
MIMI SMITH: and that's TJS 4 News!
Mimi says signing off. The studio goes dark as TJS tries to stop the shutdown but it's not heard. We then cut to a commercial for Transformers Rise of the Beasts.
The Show opens a little differently. An over produced showreel of TJS in a fancy suit doing the following:
- Interviewing a Panda reserve ranger with a Panda in the background
- Sitting in a cozy interview set with a blurred celebrity.
- Having a coffee at his desk with a graphic on screen for NVR Presents Secret Of The Ooze in a square next to him.
- Hitting a golf ball into the ocean and then nodding to the camera with a cheesy grin and thumbs up
- Ripping off a fake beard to catch a scummy pizza cook in the act. The act is never made clear.
Then it cuts to TJS sitting at his desk waiting for the go.- Sitting in a cozy interview set with a blurred celebrity.
- Having a coffee at his desk with a graphic on screen for NVR Presents Secret Of The Ooze in a square next to him.
- Hitting a golf ball into the ocean and then nodding to the camera with a cheesy grin and thumbs up
- Ripping off a fake beard to catch a scummy pizza cook in the act. The act is never made clear.
TJS: Hellow and Good Evening. I'm TJS with TJS 4 NEWS. Tonight's top story. This handsome boy is going for the gold tonight.
At which point a file photo of TJS from the knight academy is shown. It's not very flattering.
TJS: As he fights against the reigning champion....why is her name super small on the teleprompter? Eddie The Editor, were you really experimenting with fonts on the final draft? Good Golly...
TJS: That's the font he's used. Good Golly. I'm more of a Sans Serif myself, they call me the Sans Serif Sheriff at my old font club in high school YET none of them believed this guy would ever host his own news show. CHEEECK.
A huge check box bursts through the roof, which was not cleared in rehearsal, and makes TJS shield the money maker with his face. He then looks directly right to Tech
TJS: That was a lot bigger than you said it was going to be, Paulie. Way bigger. I don't think we'll be getting our deposit back. But anyway let's continue.
TJS: The headline match is said to be grueling. Tough. Hard-hitting. Once in a lifetime and we really mean that one. Next year you won't be seeing a rematch between us since there are definitely enough opponents in this company to keep the champ... business? I think that was supposed to say busy. Sloppy work on the edit, Eddie.
TJS just gives him a straight-faced look while shaking his head. Nevertheless the professional anchorman anchors back into the news.
TJS: In other news, K.T. Anderson's lunch gets crushed in a lunchtime massacre. His Yoghurt got hurt, his OJ got squashed, his chicken salad is far from a salad and we have an exclusive on the suspect.
The viewers who are streaming this have to be black belt pausers to see a black and white image of the 6th newest app found in NVRs roster files.
TJS: The greatest, coolest, smashstar wrestler Reo Ojima will also be on the show!
He pauses for a small snip of Celebration by that band who sing it. Only a tiny snippet.
TJS: He is ringside gracing the ring in the corner of Naoki Ojima. The relation is... unclear! But we have it on somewhat good authority Reo said Naoki is gonna eat lightning and crap thunder. Let's hope that's prior to the match or there will be a slight delay due to obvious reasons.
A pop of his eyebrows as TJ leaves that open for the fans to put 2 and 2 together. Eddie The Editor still adds sound effect post-production.
TJS: Tag Team news! Stormhorn, the Norwegian Heavy Metal Band SLASH wrestling tag team defend their titles against the Baehemoths, the assumed Swedish Hercules Women. It's a Scandinavian Showdown in the studio! The Rize title is hanging in the balance between a contest between Karen and Corazon Negro, sorry Diego Matias. That's a tough belt to win, this reporter can 'a-tesla' to that.
Teddy pursed his lips at yet another mistake in the script. A quick sigh and he continues.
TJS: Then there's a big scramble and yes, Reo Ojima graces the arena with a second appearance. The fans who bought a ticket just got their money's worth even mo' money. If you paid to see Kai Urigawa in action then you are in for a treat because that's up...NEXT!?
TJS alarmingly jumps out of his chair and starts talking to the crew.
TJS: Let's get that on the screen. We're missing it. We're missing it! Eddie get it up on screen.
BACKSTAGE...
Backstage we find Mimi Smith right after a beauty session thanks to her buddy Lola who's made Mimi up. Hair is fresh and styled to look lovely. She's wearing a skirt to showcase her legs instead of hiding them in jeans. She's got a nice floral blouse on, off the shoulder with a lace design at the end of her sleeves. Joining her is newsman Teddy.
TJS: TJS with TJS 4 NEWS here. I'm joined by Mimi Smith, current holder of the NVR World Title Opportunity Briefcase. She's not in action this evening but has graciously given some of her time to talk to the press.
MIMI SMITH: I had some time while Derrick gets ready for our date
TJS: Let's not mention he who shall not be named. Instead
He makes a pyramid with his fingers, which cover his mouth, and then points at her briefcase.
TJS: Your title shot. Is it at all possible when I win tonight you'll cash in your shot there and then?
MIMI SMITH: Oh no no no Teddy Bear. I wouldn't do that to you.
Mimi says with the sweetest tone she can possibly manage.
MIMI SMITH: and that's TJS 4 News!
Mimi says signing off. The studio goes dark as TJS tries to stop the shutdown but it's not heard. We then cut to a commercial for Transformers Rise of the Beasts.
